The South Islands
26-02-2006, 05:27
Well, Neo-K and I talk quite often talk on teh internets. We talk of many things. Life, future, and college are quite often on the communicatoral palate.
Today, however, we discussed something that was vital to humankind. A debate that is more important than life or liberty. Glue.
(Neo-K) John says:
'Ello.
(Me) sparky says:
Whaddup, NK.
John says:
Nothing much, sniffin' glue.
sparky says:
Glue?
John says:
Killing babies, performing abortions whilst sniffing glue.
sparky says:
What kind of glue?
John says:
You remember the glue sticks kids use in elementary school?
sparky says:
Oh, those.
John says:
Yeah, it takes a while, but it's handy.
sparky says:
Why do you have a glue stick around? Shouldn't you have thrown those away in 2nd grade?
sparky says:
Are you not a big boy enough to use regular liquid glue?
John says:
Liquid glue?
John says:
Pfff.
John says:
Only losers use that.
John says:
Are you a pansy?
sparky says:
You know, Hitler used a Glue Stick. You don't want to be like Hitler, do you?
sparky says:
You're a Nazi if you use a glue stick. And a commie, to boot.
John says:
I'd rather be be a Nazi than be a Liquidite!
John says:
Only people with tiny penises use liquid glue.
John says:
It says so in Mein Kampf.
sparky says:
You just can't deal with having all that gluliar power at your fingertips.
sparky says:
And you're the one with the small penis.
John says:
Hah!
John says:
Glue stick is more efficient and saves you from having to clean up the mess.
John says:
Which us handy for you considering your small penis.
sparky says:
Efficient. So you are a commie! Only Communists would deny their people the pleasure of liquid glue.
John says:
Glue stick has intrinsic pleasure, liquid glue only physical.
sparky says:
And your penis is the size of your commie glue stick, 0.22457In.
sparky says:
Because your a commie and a Nazi and a STICKITE!
John says:
Guess what, you have a vagina!
John says:
A monkey's vagina!
sparky says:
I squirt my liquid glue at thee.
John says:
Like HN and Vittos.
sparky says:
At least I have liquid glue.
sparky says:
Give me Liquid, or give me castration!
sparky says:
I can live without my genitalia, I cannot live in a world where the stick rules over the liquid.
John says:
The stick has one, it is only a matter of time before the Liquidites have been extinguished.
sparky says:
See?
sparky says:
You, sir, are the Glue Hitler.
John says:
I most certainly am not.
John says:
It is not the fault of the Stickians, but the fault of the Liquidites,
John says:
they have brought ruin unto themselves.
sparky says:
You blame Liquidites for your own faults?
sparky says:
How very stickian.
John says:
Stickianism is self-discovery and self-determination. Liquidation is slavery.
sparky says:
Spoken by a true stickian.
sparky says:
Freedom is truly ignorance, to a stickian.
sparky says:
Liquidism is a philosophy of maturity and self-reliance, unlike your communist sticks.
John says:
There is no freedom in LiquiDATION because they don't know its true meaning.
sparky says:
They have more "Freedom" than you have with your puny little collectivist stickites. We can choose where we go,and are not subject to internal passports like your "people" are.
...and he never responded. I think this is a first for NS. A debate that someone actually won.
Oh, and GO LIQUID!
Today, however, we discussed something that was vital to humankind. A debate that is more important than life or liberty. Glue.
(Neo-K) John says:
'Ello.
(Me) sparky says:
Whaddup, NK.
John says:
Nothing much, sniffin' glue.
sparky says:
Glue?
John says:
Killing babies, performing abortions whilst sniffing glue.
sparky says:
What kind of glue?
John says:
You remember the glue sticks kids use in elementary school?
sparky says:
Oh, those.
John says:
Yeah, it takes a while, but it's handy.
sparky says:
Why do you have a glue stick around? Shouldn't you have thrown those away in 2nd grade?
sparky says:
Are you not a big boy enough to use regular liquid glue?
John says:
Liquid glue?
John says:
Pfff.
John says:
Only losers use that.
John says:
Are you a pansy?
sparky says:
You know, Hitler used a Glue Stick. You don't want to be like Hitler, do you?
sparky says:
You're a Nazi if you use a glue stick. And a commie, to boot.
John says:
I'd rather be be a Nazi than be a Liquidite!
John says:
Only people with tiny penises use liquid glue.
John says:
It says so in Mein Kampf.
sparky says:
You just can't deal with having all that gluliar power at your fingertips.
sparky says:
And you're the one with the small penis.
John says:
Hah!
John says:
Glue stick is more efficient and saves you from having to clean up the mess.
John says:
Which us handy for you considering your small penis.
sparky says:
Efficient. So you are a commie! Only Communists would deny their people the pleasure of liquid glue.
John says:
Glue stick has intrinsic pleasure, liquid glue only physical.
sparky says:
And your penis is the size of your commie glue stick, 0.22457In.
sparky says:
Because your a commie and a Nazi and a STICKITE!
John says:
Guess what, you have a vagina!
John says:
A monkey's vagina!
sparky says:
I squirt my liquid glue at thee.
John says:
Like HN and Vittos.
sparky says:
At least I have liquid glue.
sparky says:
Give me Liquid, or give me castration!
sparky says:
I can live without my genitalia, I cannot live in a world where the stick rules over the liquid.
John says:
The stick has one, it is only a matter of time before the Liquidites have been extinguished.
sparky says:
See?
sparky says:
You, sir, are the Glue Hitler.
John says:
I most certainly am not.
John says:
It is not the fault of the Stickians, but the fault of the Liquidites,
John says:
they have brought ruin unto themselves.
sparky says:
You blame Liquidites for your own faults?
sparky says:
How very stickian.
John says:
Stickianism is self-discovery and self-determination. Liquidation is slavery.
sparky says:
Spoken by a true stickian.
sparky says:
Freedom is truly ignorance, to a stickian.
sparky says:
Liquidism is a philosophy of maturity and self-reliance, unlike your communist sticks.
John says:
There is no freedom in LiquiDATION because they don't know its true meaning.
sparky says:
They have more "Freedom" than you have with your puny little collectivist stickites. We can choose where we go,and are not subject to internal passports like your "people" are.
...and he never responded. I think this is a first for NS. A debate that someone actually won.
Oh, and GO LIQUID!