10 Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You
Secluded Islands
26-02-2006, 01:29
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6354/cheney8ma.jpg
be afraid...
Tikallia
26-02-2006, 01:35
Hahaha!
Thats all.
Achtung 45
26-02-2006, 01:40
lol, some people have too much free time
Sarkhaan
26-02-2006, 01:43
lol, some people have too much free time
or not enough. just think of what we could have if this guy just had more time!
Secluded Islands
26-02-2006, 01:50
There's only ten?
i think any other methods are classified information...
[NS]Nation of Quebec
26-02-2006, 01:50
Lol, I can see this becoming an internet fad. Mark my words.
Franberry
26-02-2006, 01:51
There's only ten?
im sure those are the most common
all the other ways must number in the millions, im just sure noones bothered to count
Kroisistan
26-02-2006, 01:53
That's great
Telekinesis! ROFL!
Super-power
26-02-2006, 02:13
ROFL - that should be a 'Top 10' thing for Letterman
Seathorn
26-02-2006, 02:27
Lol.
Awesome.
That is all.
Straughn
26-02-2006, 03:00
The only visage left is for him to be making a "pinch" motion in the air (as in a measurement of an inch {Bush's penis comparison, for example}), and someone will know what to do with it. *nods*
Sarkhaan
26-02-2006, 03:06
The only visage left is for him to be making a "pinch" motion in the air (as in a measurement of an inch {Bush's penis comparison, for example}), and someone will know what to do with it. *nods*
*squishes Straughn's head*
Straughn
26-02-2006, 03:09
*squishes Straughn's head*
Ha! I just *happened* to be practicing my Vogue dance sequence when you did that!
Hoo-rah!
Sarkhaan
26-02-2006, 04:02
Ha! I just *happened* to be practicing my Vogue dance sequence when you did that!
Hoo-rah!
DAMNIT! Foiled again!
I'll get you yet!
Muravyets
26-02-2006, 04:03
:D impalement. ( :eek: whoops! Oh, Mr. Vice President... ;) )
Santa Barbara
26-02-2006, 04:04
Nation of Quebec']Lol, I can see this becoming an internet fad. Mark my words.
It already is. This is actually pretty old by now.
Straughn
26-02-2006, 04:07
DAMNIT! Foiled again!
I'll get you yet!
After a few beers? :D
Sarkhaan
26-02-2006, 04:23
After a few beers? :D
haha...actually, rum and mountain dew. What's it to you?
*stumbles* *falls over*
Straughn
26-02-2006, 04:26
haha...actually, rum and mountain dew. What's it to you?
*stumbles* *falls over*
Moddamn how do you handle that?
In the stead, i'd go for Fire Water chased with White Zinfandel. Mmmmm.
Native Quiggles II
26-02-2006, 04:36
*Dresses up Scalia in a quail outfit and sends him to the White House*
:p
Sarkhaan
26-02-2006, 04:39
Moddamn how do you handle that?
In the stead, i'd go for Fire Water chased with White Zinfandel. Mmmmm.
even worse, it's Jenkins rum. so I should just chug rubbing alcohol.
Straughn
26-02-2006, 04:42
even worse, it's Jenkins rum. so I should just chug rubbing alcohol....only if it's flavour you're looking for. *nods*
Sarkhaan
26-02-2006, 04:59
...only if it's flavour you're looking for. *nods*
or, ya know, if you're a poor motherfucker, like me.
I crave killians. So much. Or Johnnie Walker....mmm
why does it say you're off, when you keep responding every few minutes?
*trys to squish head again*
did I mention alcohol brings out my ADD?
Straughn
26-02-2006, 05:13
or, ya know, if you're a poor motherfucker, like me.
I crave killians. So much. Or Johnnie Walker....mmm
why does it say you're off, when you keep responding every few minutes?
*trys to squish head again*
did I mention alcohol brings out my ADD?
Like i said to Peechland, it's 'cuz i'm a ghost. I have been since the server swap.
Not an AI, just a ghost.
Also, the head squishie thing won't work much, any more than dispelling a prayer or incantation upon your incense, i'll roll around your fingers. *nods*
Real Irish Whiskey and Dr. Pepper is a good mix.
Sarkhaan
26-02-2006, 05:16
Like i said to Peechland, it's 'cuz i'm a ghost. I have been since the server swap.
Not an AI, just a ghost.
Also, the head squishie thing won't work much, any more than dispelling a prayer or incantation upon your incense, i'll roll around your fingers. *nods*
Real Irish Whiskey and Dr. Pepper is a good mix.
hmm...never tried that. We might have the cash to get Johnnie Walker Blue next week. I'm borderline orgasmic.
and I'll head squishy you all I want. That sounds bad.
Straughn
26-02-2006, 05:19
hmm...never tried that. We might have the cash to get Johnnie Walker Blue next week. I'm borderline orgasmic.
and I'll head squishy you all I want. That sounds bad.
Hahahahahahahaha!
With some, the alcohol has the opposite effect on ADD. *nods*
Lethal Injections
26-02-2006, 05:25
Anyway, how the hell do you aim at a quail and hit another man?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
26-02-2006, 05:28
*Dresses up Scalia in a quail outfit and sends him to the White House*
:p
If only that would work. We could use the costume again for Thomas. No self-respecting right-winger would mind a couple bullet holes, right?
Muravyets
26-02-2006, 05:30
Anyway, how the hell do you aim at a quail and hit another man?
It's easy if you're drunk.
Straughn
26-02-2006, 05:33
Anyway, how the hell do you aim at a quail and hit another man?
Minoriteeburg had a thread that explained it, as well as how long it took for things to follow the event. *nods*
Ravenshrike
26-02-2006, 06:14
Anyway, how the hell do you aim at a quail and hit another man?
In quail hunting, if you're good enough(we can assume that Cheney was no slouch since he was using a 28 gauge), you watch the bird but lead the shot. This means that you aren't actually looking where the shot is going.