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"If you want to learn how to build a house, build a house. Don't ask anybody, just build a house." -Christopher Walken

After watching Dead Zone... no thanks. For all we know, the crazy fascist nuke guy President had the same power. :eek:

Yeah, but will we get the "King of New York" Christopher Walken or the headache-prone pussy from "The Dead Zone"?

People'd actually watch his speeches. They'd all sound... creepy...

People'd actually watch his speeches. They'd all sound... creepy...
*Puts hand to temple and shuts eyes tight*

I see... I see Saudis... They're laughing... We must... *winces*

(Half an hour later, he's stabbing an army bigwig's severed thumb into a fingerprint scanner on a nuclear briefcase)

Oooooolllld.

Everything makes sense to me now.
WALKEN 2008!!

People'd actually watch his speeches. They'd all sound... creepy...

As opposed to the president we have now whose speeches only evoke a kind of patronizing amusement, and only become creepy when you give some thought to what he actually said and stack it up against what he actualy does.

Oooooollllldd

Old and proven false.

Old and proven false.
Its. Real.



Its. Really REAL.

it's really a hoax

Is there any American presedential candidate actually opposed to the military?

Oooooollllldd
Yes, it is so old even i know about it.

Best. President. Ever.

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"If you want to learn how to build a house, build a house. Don't ask anybody, just build a house." -Christopher Walken

Is it possible to have him shipped over to the UK. We're suffering, you're having a holiday.

hell of a better option then another clinton

I wonder if he'll choose Dennis Leary as his VP :rolleyes:

Is there any American presedential candidate actually opposed to the military?
Being opposed to the military guarantees that you'll lose. We Americans support our troops.

he'll have my vote!

I wonder if he'll choose Dennis Leary as his VP :rolleyes:

that would be great, think of the ratings the state of the union speech would get fro now on

hell of a better option then another clinton

I wholeheartedly agree. First, Christopher Walken in '08, then another Clinton in 16. I'm thinking Chelsea. She'll be of age then, right?

Is there any American presedential candidate actually opposed to the military?

Well, with all the cuts to the VA, and with the diminishing standards in the military recruitment effort, not to mention the stratified hazard pay, and the hiring of "civilian contractors" for 100 times the salary of our troops for the same jobs, I'd have to say that Bush is opposed to our troops. Especially since he got the department of propaganda (FOX news) to say that a prayer service in the honor of the troops makes up for them not having body armor. All of that definitly leads me to believe that Bush opposes our troops. His supporters are just stupid enough to believe his pro-troop rhetoric.

Just like there are a few people out there that bought OJ's pro-Nicole rhetoric of "well, if I killed her, it would have been because I loved her very much."

Being opposed to the military guarantees that you'll lose. We Americans support our troops.

Unless we're Republicans. In which case we say we support them, but we send them off to die for rich people's crap, eliminate their survivors benifits, cut VA hospital benifits, threaten to veto legislation to improve their health insurance, and refuse to give them body armor. But at least we put those shitty yellow bumper stickers on our cars. That'll make all the difference. :rolleyes:

Old, hoax, and Jon stewart would kick his ass as a president.

Best. President. Ever.

I agree. The one thing that put's him above the rest is his lovely public speaking voice.

I agree. The one thing that put's him above the rest is his lovely public speaking voice.Yups. Stick a cow bell in the guy's hand & I swear I'll come right over, just to vote for him.

Old. Fake.