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Stolen Beer Truck

Secluded Islands
25-02-2006, 16:28
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11553551/
Authorities are hoping to break up what must be quite the party after beer thieves made off with almost $26,000 worth of suds from a delivery truck.

A semi trailer loaded with cans and bottles of Miller beer was stolen from a trucking company in Richfield, according to a Washington County Sheriff's Department report.

The missing product, valued at $25,788, included:

384 24-packs of Miller Genuine Draft cans
560 18-packs of MGD 12-ounce bottles
980 18-packs of MGD 12-ounce cans
40 24-packs of Miller Light 16-ounce plastic bottles


Thats alot of beer! enough for at least a year :p
Tweedlesburg
25-02-2006, 16:30
That's one hell of a party.
The Nazz
25-02-2006, 16:40
They better drink the stuff in plastic first--it has the shortest shelf life.

Of course, why anyone would steal Miller beer is the real question. :D
Cotland
25-02-2006, 16:42
ROFL!

At least they knew what to choose. Beer is beer...! (I have no idea what the difference of Millers beer and other kinds of beer is because I'm European, not American)
Eutrusca
25-02-2006, 16:42
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11553551/

Thats alot of beer! enough for at least a year :p
Wow! That's a lot of beer for sure! :eek:

Too bad the thieves didn't have better taste. Miller! Ugh! [ hurls ]
Tactical Grace
25-02-2006, 16:42
At least they knew what to choose. Beer is beer...! (I have no idea what the difference of Millers beer and other kinds of beer is because I'm European, not American)
It's horsepiss.
Secluded Islands
25-02-2006, 16:47
It's horsepiss.

i cant agrue with anyone about the taste of beer. i drink corona...

most people i know call that horsepiss :D
Drunk commies deleted
25-02-2006, 16:49
Wow! That's a lot of beer for sure! :eek:

Too bad the thieves didn't have better taste. Miller! Ugh! [ hurls ]
Of all the mass-produced American shit beers Miller is the best. If you're going to steal beer and you can't get your hands on Microbrews or imports, Miller is your best remaining option.
Eutrusca
25-02-2006, 16:49
i cant agrue with anyone about the taste of beer. i drink corona...

most people i know call that horsepiss :D
I drink Corona too. Carona light with a twist of lime! Yum! Got a case in my storage room and a 12-pack in the ice box! :D
Eutrusca
25-02-2006, 16:50
Of all the mass-produced American shit beers Miller is the best. If you're going to steal beer and you can't get your hands on Microbrews or imports, Miller is your best remaining option.
Ewwww! And just when I was beginning to develop a modicum of respect for your opinion too! Tsk! :D
Secluded Islands
25-02-2006, 16:52
I drink Corona too. Carona light with a twist of lime! Yum! Got a case in my storage room and a 12-pack in the ice box! :D

if you ever get lonely and need a friend to talk to, just let me know, ill come right over... ;)
Eutrusca
25-02-2006, 16:53
if you ever get lonely and need a friend to talk to, just let me know, ill come right over... ;)
LOL! :D

Too bad you're not female! ;)
The Divided God
25-02-2006, 16:54
Bahhh Beer is for wussys who can't handle real booze. And all beer taste like piss. U want a real drink try a shot of everclear mixed with a shot of goldschlager
Eutrusca
25-02-2006, 16:55
Bahhh Beer is for wussys who can't handle real booze. And all beer taste like piss. U want a real drink try a shot of everclear mixed with a shot of goldschlager
OMFG! Got a death-wish, do ya? :eek:
Secluded Islands
25-02-2006, 16:58
Bahhh Beer is for wussys who can't handle real booze. And all beer taste like piss.

silence you rebel!
The Divided God
25-02-2006, 16:59
OMFG! Got a death-wish, do ya? :eek:


Naaa I come from a long line of Alcoholics. Come to think of it none of them are alive.
Eutrusca
25-02-2006, 16:59
Naaa I come from a long line of Alcoholics. Come to think of it none of them are alive.
[ looks at the Bench ] The prosecution rests, Your Honor! :D
The Divided God
25-02-2006, 17:02
[ looks at the Bench ] The prosecution rests, Your Honor! :D
None of them died while drinking they usually have heart attacks Caused by drinking damn maybe to to stop drinking a bottle of Johnny Walker every day
Megaloria
25-02-2006, 17:07
Feh, call me when someone knocks over a wagon of Screech.
Eutrusca
25-02-2006, 17:08
None of them died while drinking they usually have heart attacks Caused by drinking damn maybe to to stop drinking a bottle of Johnny Walker every day
:eek:
Valori
25-02-2006, 17:11
I will need the adress of the perpetraitors and the time of the party.

Purely for law reasons of course.
Cesarlandia
26-02-2006, 00:51
LOL! :D

Too bad you're not female! ;)

Who cares, man?:confused: I am fine with that much beer:p
Gun Manufacturers
26-02-2006, 06:43
Bahhh Beer is for wussys who can't handle real booze. And all beer taste like piss. U want a real drink try a shot of everclear mixed with a shot of goldschlager

HA! Try Old Grandad. That's some powerful stuff. :eek:
Lord-General Drache
26-02-2006, 07:00
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11553551/


Thats alot of beer! enough for at least a year :p

Wow..almost $26K of pure dren stolen. Why?
Czardas
26-02-2006, 07:24
Wow..almost $26K of pure dren stolen. Why?
They were doing a service to the world so we wouldn't have to drink it. Purely a compassionate, selfless action of course. :D
Jeruselem
26-02-2006, 07:50
So everyone, look out for parties where the beer esky is HUGE and the supply is un-ending.
Utracia
26-02-2006, 08:26
They were doing a service to the world so we wouldn't have to drink it. Purely a compassionate, selfless action of course. :D

All this negative attitude against Miller. Really it tastes just fine, better then other American beers. Can't always spring for Corona.