NationStates Jolt Archive

Katganistan- As a member of Interpol, she works as a mod and manages the forums in attempt to catch known terrorists and mafia bosses playing the game. She is deadly with a ballpoint pen and speaks seven languages including Esperanto.

Melkor Unchained- He's actually Vladimir Kamirakov, a long-time supporter of the KGB who uses NationStates to recruit members for a neo-Soviet organisation known as KHAN. Once he has enough members, he will launch a coup and use the Russian government to expand its territories into Eastern Europe and recreate Russian Alaska.

SalusaSecondus- He doesn't actually have a physical body. He is a computer program created by top professors at MIT. The program's job was to disrupt telemarketers by reconnecting their calls to each other. Needless to say it went awry and Program X-J572 developed a human persona, assumed the name "SalusaSecondus" and discovered NS.

Frisbeeteria- A former leftist political organiser, he grew exceedingly wealthy in the 1960's and 1980's by selling notebook paper to militant communist groups in Asia and Latin America. Now with a fortune estimated at over 1.23 billion Canadian dollars, he uses his time to play NS and look for potential customers.

The Most Glorious Hack- His actual identity is Pope Benedict XI. When he's not praying from nine to five, he uses his time to enact God's plans by spreading the word of Jesus by putting plot spoilers to everyone's favourite books into all one of his mod rulings.

[ violet ]- a bottle of chlorine mixed with jam. She has the ability to hear smell, taste colour, touch sound, and smell with her eyes.

Others- will do them later

I'm guessing you didn't put Myrth in yet because we all know who he is.

God.

I'm guessing you didn't put Myrth in yet because we all know who he is.

God.
So Myrth is Hack's boss?

Of course. In a purely RL sense.


Besides, he made me a FLAG! That is truely godlike.

:sniper:

Damn! My secret's out....

I mean, I'm just a humble teacher.... yes... that's it....

Katganistan- As a member of Interpol, she works as a mod and manages the forums in attempt to catch known terrorists and mafia bosses playing the game. She is deadly with a ballpoint pen and speaks seven languages including Esperanto.
That is about the stupidest thing I have ever read NK, and so obviously false I just don't know what to say.
Esperanto is not a language, it is a random collection of annoying noises that mean nothing and cause linguistics nerds to go into orgasms while fighting over whether it should be "ah" or "ay" (though sensible most people agree that it is actually "ghey").

That is about the stupidest thing I have ever read NK, and so obviously false I just don't know what to say.
Esperanto is not a language, it is a random collection of annoying noises that mean nothing and cause linguistics nerds to go into orgasms while fighting over whether it should be "ah" or "ay" (though sensible most people agree that it is actually "ghey").
Language, incoherent babble- same thing.

I'm guessing you didn't put Myrth in yet because we all know who he is.

God.


Wrong. Myrth is a shampoo girl at the hairsyle center in Wal-Mart. He got fired for scalding an elderly lady's head (on purpose).

:sniper:

Damn! My secret's out....

I mean, I'm just a humble teacher.... yes... that's it....


Well you pulled it off for over two years.......thats pretty good.;)

Wrong. Myrth is a shampoo girl at the hairsyle center in Wal-Mart. He got fired for scalding an elderly ladies head (on purpose).
That sounds godlike too. What god hasn't burnt an old ladies head? I know I have.

Language, incoherent babble- same thing.
Your words inaccuracately used things to logic which no sense is clichéd making in though makes it not such true spread wide just. To end I am this finding incompetent judgement you stand to, rendering by conclusion invalid thereby your.
Now down while for a lie, brain my hurts as.

Wrong. Myrth is a shampoo girl at the hairsyle center in Wal-Mart. He got fired for scalding an elderly lady's head (on purpose).

How is Myrth a shampoo GIRL if HE got fired?

How is Myrth a shampoo GIRL if HE got fired?
That's part of the mystery.

How is Myrth a shampoo GIRL if HE got fired?
There are some questions in this life, my dear young Gaizen, that should never be asked, and should be answered even less often.

How is Myrth a shampoo GIRL if HE got fired?
Shampoo Girl is a job title, just like newspaper boy.
Besides, Myrth, like all gods, has no gender. He is a perfect being.




Did I just call Myrth perfect?

How is Myrth a shampoo GIRL if HE got fired?


its a title..."shampoo girl" and sounds better than shampoo boy. Frankly I'd love to have a shampoo boy instead of a shampoo girl when I go to the salon, but I havent been that fortunate yet.

And it was a joke and anyone with more that 30 posts would have known that. If you knew myrth, youd get the joke. Stop checking my pronouns.

I totally just said that. I was obviously reading your mind, because like Myrth, I too am a god. But I'm more like a south-west cult god, where Myrth is more like a Christian or Allah type god.

Yes.

But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night... ;)

I totally just said that. I was obviously reading your mind, because like Myrth, I too am a god. But I'm more like a south-west cult god, where Myrth is more like a Christian or Allah type god.

Yes.

haha..I saw that....thanks Florintine.

But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night... ;)
It's a clue! *magnifying glass*

Hmmm...me and my communist revolutionary homies are in need of some high quality notebook paper.

After all, word processing applications are tools of Kepitalist opression and enemies of the proletariat.

How is Myrth a shampoo GIRL if HE got fired?

Only Myrth can break such a powerful barrier encased of logic.