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Turns out it wasn't a real penis. A couple had hatched a dumb plot to beat a drug test. They made a realistic fake penis and filled it with clean urine. They asked the convenience store clerk to heat it up so it would be at body temp. Then the woman :confused: was going to use it to try to pass a piss test.

According to McKeesport’s police chief, a man and a woman had inserted urine into a fake penis that the woman was planning to use to pass a drug test.

http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_055114857.html

umm.......dude.

Lol...

Then the woman :confused: was going to use it to try to pass a piss test.

transsexual?

Seriously, there has to be some drug that these sort of people take that the rest of us aren't privy to. I'd like to know what kind of narcotic it would take to make a human being think that was a good idea.

Seriously, there has to be some drug that these sort of people take that the rest of us aren't privy to. I'd like to know what kind of narcotic it would take to make a human being think that was a good idea.
The same drug that makes Star Wars fans think it's a good idea to fill flourescent light tubes with accelerant, set fire to them and have a lightsaber duel?

The same drug that makes Star Wars fans think it's a good idea to fill flourescent light tubes with accelerant, set fire to them and have a lightsaber duel?

The exact same.

Giant Eagle, the company that owns Get-Go, says the microwave involved in the incident was immediately removed from service and will be discarded.
Heh, good to know....

so a woman was going to use a fake penis filled with urine to fool the drug testers?

She should have tried Certo - it works wonders

transsexual?
How would you come to that conclusion? :confused:

Its frightening that people like this walk and talk and drive cars around us every day.


I had heard of a company that sells clean urine for drug testing, that can be added to a small leg bag and deployed with a small tube so even with a witness, it will be body temp and appear that its you're own.
I think it was free of hormones as well as some women fear not being hired if hiring co discovers they may be pregnant at the time.

The same drug that makes Star Wars fans think it's a good idea to fill flourescent light tubes with accelerant, set fire to them and have a lightsaber duel?

Yeah, it's called stupidity...the stuff's freely available at your local mall.

See? There is always something going on somwhere to make you laugh. Things aren't always dull. :)

See? There is always something going on somwhere to make you laugh. Things aren't always dull. :)

Yep- And I count on Drunk Commies Deleted to always find it and bring it to my attention for a laugh.

Thanks again, DCD!!

Yep- And I count on Drunk Commies Deleted to always find it and bring it to my attention for a laugh.

Thanks again, DCD!!
Just doing my job.

Well, a friend of mine once had to piss to be tested on cannabis. He managed to smuggle some urine from a clean friend in, managed to put this urine in the pottie instead of his own, and came out free of charges.
Mini-thermo flasks ftw!

Just doing my job.



thanks. You consistantly come up with the funniest,oddest, offbeat stories.

Sometimes, after resding them, I almost feel normal.