Child care tips from a lunatic
Drunk commies deleted
24-02-2006, 20:08
If the baby won't go to sleep, "bite the shit out of it".
Lannie Lloyd Hendrickson, 24, was arrested in Bozeman, Mont., in December on charges that he aggressively bit two infants he was baby-sitting, ages 1 and 2, over their arms, shoulders and legs, because they would not fall asleep. According to police, Hendrickson said he could not recall how many times he bit each one, but did admit that he "bit the shit out of them." [Bozeman Daily Chronicle, 12-30-05]
DrunkenDove
24-02-2006, 20:09
How....odd.
Tweedlesburg
24-02-2006, 20:12
that bites *laughs at own bad joke* :D
Egg and chips
24-02-2006, 20:14
Yes, because nothing makes a child go to sleep faster than pain...
Kroisistan
24-02-2006, 20:17
That's... hilarious.
Mmmmm, Baby! The other other white meat! Baby! It's what's for dinner!
Smunkeeville
24-02-2006, 20:20
that's terrible. It kinda reminds me of a story I saw on the news a few years back about a guy whose girlfriend left her baby with him, the baby wouldn't quit crying so he put it in a pillowcase and slammed it up against the wall until it passed out. The baby died and he went to jail for a life sentence for first degree murder. :(
That's... hilarious.
Mmmmm, Baby! The other other white meat! Baby! It's what's for dinner!
Who would want to eat some stinky baby?
Yuck!
Tweedlesburg
24-02-2006, 20:31
How many more posts before someone tells a dead baby joke?
I say 10
Grave_n_idle
24-02-2006, 20:33
that's terrible. It kinda reminds me of a story I saw on the news a few years back about a guy whose girlfriend left her baby with him, the baby wouldn't quit crying so he put it in a pillowcase and slammed it up against the wall until it passed out. The baby died and he went to jail for a life sentence for first degree murder. :(
Life sentence.... I'd have been pushing for the death penalty.
How many more posts before someone tells a dead baby joke?
I say 10
I was considering it already but deemed it unecessary as I'm certain someone will do it better than me. :D
Smunkeeville
24-02-2006, 20:39
Life sentence.... I'd have been pushing for the death penalty.
I think he was in a state without the death penalty.
The Divided God
24-02-2006, 20:40
What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
Grave_n_idle
24-02-2006, 20:41
I think he was in a state without the death penalty.
Ah yes... punishment by the State... yes, I would have pushed for the Death Penalty that way, too....
Sarkhaan
24-02-2006, 20:44
What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
twins in an acid bath.
(dammit... I was doing so good about not making these jokes anymore)
The Divided God
24-02-2006, 20:48
* What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
* Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
In case of a stillbirth, soup.
* What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.
* What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
* What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.