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Try this quiz:
Reincarnation (http://www.reincarnationstation.com/)
Reincarnation quiz

I got:
Baboon

Almost 57% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.
There's quite a bit of room for improvement in your life. If you continue to follow your current path, many obstacles will await you in your next life.
To be honest, I was quite surprised I did as well as that. Woot! A baboon! With a giant hairy red arse! Can't ask for better than that.

Parrot.

Almost 36% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

Well, If a lion has sex fifty times a day, and a pig has a thirty minute orgasm, I want to be a piglion hybrid. Twenty five hours of orgasm per day!

I'll be a dog.

Almost 48% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

Please don't neuter your pets.

Please don't neuter your pets.
*squawk* Please don't neuter your pets. *squawk*

goat

According to the test, I'm a Horse. Though I do, of course, plan to be reincarnated as several things at once.

Oho! I'm a rhino!! Also the coolest Spiderman villain ever. Can't ask for much more than a guy who tips his head and charges at the nearest bank vault!

Apparently I am a Rhino

"Almost 27% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better."

I got a wolf, something like 34% of people are higher than me. Who cares, I don't believe in reincarnation anyway. *shrug*

I'm a gorilla.

Only 14% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

*eats banana*

Rhino. :)

"Almost 27% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.
You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better."

And for braggingly posting this, I should totally get demoted to anteater or something.

Rhino. :)

"Almost 27% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.
You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better."

And for braggingly posting this, I should totally get demoted to anteater or something.


LOL

I'm a wolf. 34% of you will be reincarnated as a higher life-form than I.


Wait a minute... Why is rhino better than wolf?

I'm a wolf. 34% of you will be reincarnated as a higher life-form than I.


Wait a minute... Why is rhino better than wolf?
Hehe... The human finds the flaw.

No single thing is better than any other thing. Karma is bogus in a system of reincarnation, since it implies an innate ranking in the value of life which doesn't exist.

I'm a bear.. oh yeah... Raaaaaaaar!

I'm a wolf. 34% of you will be reincarnated as a higher life-form than I.


Wait a minute... Why is rhino better than wolf?

It has a huge horn.

Has anyone figured out what the best thing to be reincarnated (according to this test) is? I keep trying to be awesomely good on the test but the best I've got is 5% are better (That's a shark BTW).

I think i'm the first with the elephant:

An elephant

Almost 25% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

Another Rhino!

*charges randomly around the room* :p

At the rate this is going the future will be FILLED with Rhinos...

I'm a wolf. 34% of you will be reincarnated as a higher life-form than I.


Wait a minute... Why is rhino better than wolf?

What would you prefer? Lying around in a giant hot tub, sweating suntan lotion and adding to your girth, or getting shot by a Norwegian farmer for killing one of his sheep?

A zebra

Only 23% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

Rhino. Good, I could use a thicker skin. And, erm...a pointy-er nose.

Hmm... According to the test, I'll be a peacock. If I happen to be a male peacock(as apposed to a peaHEN), I'll have better bling than all ya suckers. ;)

What would you prefer? Lying around in a giant hot tub, sweating suntan lotion and adding to your girth, or getting shot by a Norwegian farmer for killing one of his sheep?
Well, you would be right, but I noticed baboon is graded way below wolf. I see the risk for baboons as one much more limited than it is for wolves.

Rhino.
*gets rhino-glasses in preparation*
Has anyone got any other message than the one about you not being perfect?

Shark

An Alligator

Almost 39% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

Thats right come into my river and ill death roll ya!.

A lion!
Only 18% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

Grrrrrrrrowl :D

Elephant

Almost 25% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

Penguin! What could be better than standing in a crowd naked in the middle of the antartic with an embryo between your legs eating raw fish?

Zebra. So don't mess with me, or I'll use my stripes to confuse you and give you a headache. Oh, that's right - a headache. Fear my reincarnation.

Sexist!

I answered every answer the the first time as a male and got 'Tiger' 16% will be higher than you.

Answered the next time as Female, got 'Gorilla' 14%

Damnit...

Oh yeah, there should have been something about lieing on online quizzes in there.

I got a tiger :P

Only 16% of people will be higher than me. I think it had all to do with that first question...

I'm a wolf. like Jack Nicholson.

I'm going to be a bear. Maybe I'll be in a Disney film! :)

Alligator?

Haha I royally pwn gazelles. Sweet I can't wait to die so I can get back at Steve Erwin too.

I'm going to be a bear. Maybe I'll be in a Disney film! :)

A mud wrestling, wedgie-giving, tazer-zapping prankster bear? It's got potential.

I'm a Rhino - cool, still horny and easily pissed off and able to trample you to death if you get in my way - hmm, not much change at all. :D

I am cat.

Of course i want to be a Digger Bee, Then i can show them...

A Rhino.

Hmmm a lion. Intresting considering I am a Leo as well. ;)

A Rhino



Almost 27% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

A Horse.

Horse.

I don't believe in reincarnation, tho.

A rhino


Almost 27% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

interesting....:cool:

A rhino

Almost 27% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

Try this quiz:
Reincarnation (http://www.reincarnationstation.com/)
Reincarnation quiz

I got:
Baboon


To be honest, I was quite surprised I did as well as that. Woot! A baboon! With a giant hairy red arse! Can't ask for better than that.

i got a rhino...i was shooting for a eagle or cougar!

at least i have lived a good life and could improve some...always room for improvement i suppose.

A Rat.

"More than 86% of people we be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you."

"Don't worry, though. It's never too late to improve the way you live your life."

Screw that! I like who I am. Oh well, at least I have a cool theme song, "Return Of The Rat".

~Satanic Reverend Medivh~

Hyena, bitches, That's where it (it being a 55% score) is at!

Tiger

Only 16% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

Cat

Almost 50% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

There's quite a bit of room for improvement in your life. If you continue to follow your current path, many obstacles will await you in your next life.
Considering that I find cats to be one of the highest forms of Terran life, I find this quite acceptable... ;)

A wolf.

Funny, I was hoping a feline of some sort. There is yet time to improve XD

Considering that I find cats to be one of the highest forms of Terran life, I find this quite acceptable... ;)
Seconded. ^^

A horse

A mud wrestling, wedgie-giving, tazer-zapping prankster bear? It's got potential.

Academy Award Material. I just need some good songs. :)

I'm a bear.

Almost 32% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

It's a bit odd though, I think the site misunderstood something. I'm supposed to come back as a beer, not a bear.

A zebra?

Only 23% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

How does one become a brahmin?

I'll come back as a Lion.

"Only 18% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life."

A peacock!?! :(

Almost 43% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

I'm an owl. Only about 9% of the people will be reincarnated as higher life forms that I.

I'm (pleasantly)surprised I did this good.

Doggy it is.

dog. that's pretty nice considering that i don't see dogs on the menu. (except for in places where people eat dogs for dinner eeew!) but the only stupid thing would being color blind:( (it's at least better than baboon i suppose)

A giraffe

Almost 30% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

Your next life will be as....

An Elephant

Almost 25% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.


HA! take that bitches!

I'm an owl. Only about 9% of the people will be reincarnated as higher life forms that I.

I'm (pleasantly)surprised I did this good.

Who?

Giraffe here. 30 percent will be reincarnated higher than me. Not bad, not bad at all.

A gorilla

Only 14% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

Meh.

Oho! I'm a rhino!! Also the coolest Spiderman villain ever. Can't ask for much more than a guy who tips his head and charges at the nearest bank vault!
That's A rhino, not THE rhino.
I still think I got you beat. I can fulfil my life-long wish when I come back as a baboon - that of masturbating in public and throwing my crap at people.

That's A rhino, not THE rhino.
I still think I got you beat. I can fulfil my life-long wish when I come back as a baboon - that of masturbating in public and throwing my crap at people.

What a sweet life. Maybe baboons are really the highest form of life?

A peacock
Almost 43% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

I am coming back as a:

Bear.

Almost 32% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

Pffft.
I'll eat those that get in my way.
I'll be the Jaws of Bears.
:D

A parrot. 36% of people reincarnated higher than me.

Meh.

A Penguin

Almost 41% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

A peacock...

At least I'll have nice feathers.