Microwave Wiener
Drunk commies deleted
24-02-2006, 17:12
This story is just too weird. A guy goes into a convenience store and asks to heat something up in the microwave. The clerk smells an odd aroma and checks what he's heating. Turns out it's a severed penis.
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06055/660716.stm
IL Ruffino
24-02-2006, 17:22
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Peechland
24-02-2006, 17:23
and DC wins the odd thread of the day award.
Mariehamn
24-02-2006, 17:24
Was this in Germany, again? Joking. Really.
Kossackja
24-02-2006, 17:28
pennsylvania
Mariehamn
24-02-2006, 17:31
pennsylvania
Jaha.
Demented Hamsters
24-02-2006, 17:31
I want to say ouch and ewwww at the same time, but I don't think there's a word that adequately describes my complementary feelings of pain and nausea.
Reading that hurt. I don't know if asking this will be bad, but WHY ON EARTH DID HE MICROWAVE THE THING?????
Compulsive Depression
24-02-2006, 18:42
Reading that hurt. I don't know if asking this will be bad, but WHY ON EARTH DID HE MICROWAVE THE THING?????
To make sure it couldn't be re-attached?
Nasty.
Kossackja
24-02-2006, 18:45
Reading that hurt. I don't know if asking this will be bad, but WHY ON EARTH DID HE MICROWAVE THE THING?????maybe to prevent it from being reattached. surgeons can reattach severed limbs or penisses usually, but if you destroy the tissue by microwaving it, it will be beyond the point of reattachment.
edit: Compulsive Depression was quicker than me on the post :/
Drunk commies deleted
24-02-2006, 18:47
Reading that hurt. I don't know if asking this will be bad, but WHY ON EARTH DID HE MICROWAVE THE THING?????
Maybe he's some kind of weirdo cannibal.
Maybe he's some kind of weirdo cannibal.
*barf*
Secluded Islands
24-02-2006, 18:52
ive always heard its full of protein...
Mariehamn
24-02-2006, 18:53
Reading that hurt. I don't know if asking this will be bad, but WHY ON EARTH DID HE MICROWAVE THE THING?????
Its called "phantom pain". Get used to it! :p
Baratstan
24-02-2006, 18:53
Warning: may contain nuts
DrunkenDove
24-02-2006, 19:03
Warning: may contain nuts
You win this thread.
Lunatic Goofballs
24-02-2006, 19:15
Warning: may contain nuts
YAY! :D
LOL.
You win this thread.
LMAO, I have to agree....that wins "call of the day". :D