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A female minister who was once an exotic dancer is going into strip clubs and buying lap dances so she can tell the strippers about Jesus. Hallelujah!

http://www.nbc5.com/news/7284699/detail.html

That just seems rude to me. I mean, those girls go there to do a job and get paid. Having to be lectured by a born-again just seems like a bit of a nuisance.

Well she certainly has a refreshing approach......

The ministry's Web site features glamour shots of the three that were taken by a porn film director. They attend porn conventions, where they pass out Bibles wrapped in T-shirts that read Holy Hottie.

Veitch said strippers and porn stars don't have to quit their jobs before entering a church. She said, "Do we ask gluttons to stop eating too much before they come to church?" She added, sin is sin.

That just seems rude to me. I mean, those girls go there to do a job and get paid. Having to be lectured by a born-again just seems like a bit of a nuisance.

Meh. With some of the shit that the girls have to put up with, a born-again lecture would be a welcome relief.

Meh. With some of the shit that the girls have to put up with, a born-again lecture would be a welcome relief.

I guess that's a matter of opinion, whether someone wants to be gawked, prodded and leered at by drunks, or made to feel guilty and inferior by someone trying to get a few converts.

Still seems rude to me. After all, most drunks don't try and hold the moral high ground whilst being drunk. Or at least do it badly.

and she is doing the right the right thing too, because Jesus Loves Porn!
UM, I'm not really all that familiar with the forum rules, but methinks you might want to delete the link...

UM, I'm not really all that familiar with the forum rules, but methinks you might want to delete the link...


seconded....that is surely a forum- ban- getter.

if its good enough for jesus...

and she is doing the right the right thing too, because -evil things-!
"My virgin eyes! Ah! They burn, they burn, ah, no, what will do? Am I going to HE-double-hockey-sticks now?! I don't want, to! No, no, no!"

What some poor innocent 11 year-old lurker is going through, as you read this.

I'd like to help this church of JC's Girls Girls Girls

I volunteer to go to strip clubs to spread the word to hot naked womens as long as they fund it.

i feel like sharing the word of "jesus" to lapdancers too. count me in

i feel like sharing the word of "jesus" to lapdancers too. count me in


hehe

I imagine I will be saying "oh lord... oh Lorddddd" a lot as well as "Can I get an Amen?" and "Praise Jesus!"

hehe

I imagine I will be saying "oh lord... oh Lorddddd" a lot as well as "Can I get an Amen?" and "Praise Jesus!"

we can call it, "the leave no stripper behind" act...

I'd hoped there be pictures :(

Here's their site:
http://www.jcsgirls.com/

Here's their site:
http://www.jcsgirls.com/
Ug the one on the left has spent WAY too much time fake baking

Her skin is already leathery

...Uh-huh...

That just seems rude to me. I mean, those girls go there to do a job and get paid. Having to be lectured by a born-again just seems like a bit of a nuisance.
Meh, I'm sure they don't matter so much, they still get paid.

That would suck to have some Christian come to my work and lecture me.

I bet the strip club owners don't like that very much.

I bet the strip club owners don't like that very much.
Though just like unruly behavior they have the right to boot these people out

That would suck to have some Christian come to my work and lecture me.
"Do I show up at your church and start showing you the best way to gyrate your hips? No? Then keep your Jesus to yourself and start leering!"

"Do I show up at your church and start showing you the best way to gyrate your hips? No? Then keep your Jesus to yourself and start leering!"
Hahahaha! :p

"Do I show up at your church and start showing you the best way to gyrate your hips? No? Then keep your Jesus to yourself and start leering!"

Now thats a good idea, to counter this strippers should start going to church, and stripping.

I know it'd make me convert.

I can't believe Verdigroth hasn't popped one of his anecdotes here yet. :confused:

I can't believe Verdigroth hasn't popped one of his anecdotes here yet. :confused:


And here I was thinking...."I cant believe Straughn hasnt popped one of his anecdotes here yet."

As sad as it may seem reading this forum is the higlight of my night, slightly beating out the Taco Bell Quesadilla I had for lunch.

I thank you all immensly.

And here I was thinking...."I cant believe Straughn hasnt popped one of his anecdotes here yet."
Well, i have *some* standards, as sporadic as they are ...
the funny thing is, the anecdote he's likely to cite INVOLVES me and a trip to Anchorage.

Well, i have *some* standards, as sporadic as they are ...
the funny thing is, the anecdote he's likely to cite INVOLVES me and a trip to Anchorage.


ah....that goodness that What happens in Alaska...stays in Alaska.

ah....that goodness that What happens in Alaska...stays in Alaska.
Well, the lapdancer involved was keen on talking 'bout her trip back to Vegas and her sugar daddy ... interesting coinky that you phrased it quite like that. :eek:

Well, the lapdancer involved was keen on talking 'bout her trip back to Vegas and her sugar daddy ... interesting coinky that you phrased it quite like that. :eek:


I'm just very intuitive.;)

I'm just very intuitive.;)
Or maybe . . . you were that lap dancer!
*DUN-DUHN-DUUUUHHHHHHHHHNNN!*
The plot thickens. Or sickens. Or something.

I'm just very intuitive.;)
Well, what else does your intuition tell you about it?

Or maybe . . . you were that lap dancer!
*DUN-DUHN-DUUUUHHHHHHHHHNNN!*
The plot thickens. Or sickens. Or something.

You hush up. I havent lap danced since......erm...last Thursday.


and sickens?? *smack*

You hush up. I havent lap danced since......erm...last Thursday.
That is whay you would claim in order to support this grand conspiracy, this monstrosity that you have built in plain view. You think that you have outwitted us all, but you won't get away with . . . whatever it is that you're trying to get away with.
and sickens?? *smack*
*likes it*

Well, what else does your intuition tell you about it?


I was just invisioning you two getting lap dances all night and then on the way to the car looking at each other saying the "what happens here stays here" thing. Of course I'm sure theres more to the story than that. Icefishing maybe? *grins*

That is whay you would claim in order to support this grand conspiracy, this monstrosity that you have built in plain view. You think that you have outwitted us all, but you won't get away with . . . whatever it is that you're trying to get away with.

*likes it*

Yeah well when you get me my own Simon Le Bon statue or some other trinket from a yard sale, I'll give you your own lap dance. Smacks included.

I was just invisioning you two getting lap dances all night and then on the way to the car looking at each other saying the "what happens here stays here" thing. Of course I'm sure theres more to the story than that. Icefishing maybe? *grins*
Icefishing? Hahaha! One of has the pole, one of us has to help ... ;)

Yeah well when you get me my own Simon Le Bon statue or some other trinket from a yard sale, I'll give you your own lap dance. Smacks included.

Oh... oh... oh...

Is it justifiable to touch 'Duran Duran' memorabilia, for a lapdance from Peech...

I mean... the lapdance = all good, but, then... afterwards, knowing for the REST of your life that you'd touched 'Duran Duran' contaminated material....

*shudders*

Oh... oh... oh...

Is it justifiable to touch 'Duran Duran' memorabilia, for a lapdance from Peech...

I mean... the lapdance = all good, but, then... afterwards, knowing for the REST of your life that you'd touched 'Duran Duran' contaminated material....

*shudders*


dont make me sing "Wild Boys" to you....poorly.

dont make me sing "Wild Boys" to you....poorly.
How about "Rio", "All She Wants Is", or "Serious"?

I mean... the lapdance = all good, but, then... afterwards, knowing for the REST of your life that you'd touched 'Duran Duran' contaminated material....
Well, I own such a statue, though I have plans to flog it to an acquantince (I haven't pawned it yet because I'm not about to admit to be seen lugging the thing in public), but I was drunk when I got it.
I understand that, much like STDS, most Duran Duran merchandise is exchanged while under the influence.

How about "Rio", "All She Wants Is", or "Serious"?

dont foget the masterpiece "Hungry Like the Wolf"........



Personally I'm a Men at Work kinda girl.

*swoons*

Well, I own such a statue, though I have plans to flog it to an acquantince (I haven't pawned it yet because I'm not about to admit to be seen lugging the thing in public), but I was drunk when I got it.
I understand that, much like STDS, most Duran Duran merchandise is exchanged while under the influence.

I think it would have to be....

I had an ex who liked Duran Duran once.

Once.

Well, I own such a statue, though I have plans to flog it to an acquantince .


well it had better be me damnit. or else.

and now I'll take this opportunity to get tech support from one of you. you=GNI, Fiddle or Straughn) If youre still up in say 20 minutes, will one of you look at a post I made and see if it says I'm still online. I think its not signing me off for whatever reason....several weirdo things seem to be going on like people who are online showing not online(like Straughn & Kat) and showing people are online who arent. The forum is possessed. Anyway...if one of you are up in 20 mins or so, will you tg me and see if it still says I'm online or not? Everytime I go to NS, I'm already logged in to the forum, and no I dont have the 'remember me" box checked. Thanks -Im off to bed.

and if none of you are up in 20 mins, disregard this long post.

dont foget the masterpiece "Hungry Like the Wolf"........



Personally I'm a Men at Work kinda girl.

*swoons*
Like, "Overkill", "It's A Mistake", "Who Can It Be Now?" and "Down Under"?
*admittedly, "Down Under" got overplayed.

Guess what? I'm off for my radio show. I'll try and log on later, finish the whole "Vegas Icefishing" scenario. Feel free to fill in the blanks as your intuition would guide.

well it had better be me damnit. or else.
Sorry, I've already managed to convince someone else to take it away and leave monies in payment (making me mad profit$), so I'll have to go with or else.
Hopefully "or else" involves a violent orgy of carnage and vengeance, as I haven't been involved in on of those for a while.

and now I'll take this opportunity to get tech support from one of you. you=GNI, Fiddle or Straughn) If youre still up in say 20 minutes, will one of you look at a post I made and see if it says I'm still online. I think its not signing me off for whatever reason....several weirdo things seem to be going on like people who are online showing not online(like Straughn & Kat) and showing people are online who arent. The forum is possessed. Anyway...if one of you are up in 20 mins or so, will you tg me and see if it still says I'm online or not? Everytime I go to NS, I'm already logged in to the forum, and no I dont have the 'remember me" box checked. Thanks -Im off to bed.

and if none of you are up in 20 mins, disregard this long post.

20 minutes later, you still show up as 'on'....

And here I was thinking...."I cant believe Straughn hasnt popped one of his anecdotes here yet."
Straughn knows I have a particular affinity for the perverse. I came across the link on Goyk.com but didn't think much of it. Sure sounds fun but it isn't like they let guys go in. The funniest part is the booth they have at the adult entertainment convention. Apparently suckers have no clue that JC stands for Jesus Christ. I am all about others developing faith but I think this is a little wrong. But I guess if the stripper doesn't mind then why should I. I met a lot of cool strippers in my myriad travels. Most are cool to talk to. After all they just sell the fantasy not the sex.

Well, i have *some* standards, as sporadic as they are ...
the funny thing is, the anecdote he's likely to cite INVOLVES me and a trip to Anchorage.
I had forgotten all about that. It wasn't exactly entertaining. I spent most of my time play the video game at the club. It was better than watching the dancers. That was my fault. I should have known of a better strip club. But I had been gone for 7 years and the place I had gone before was apparently closed down. If you make it to honolulu I know where to go...for more than strippers too:P

where?

After all they just sell the fantasy not the sex.
WhatwhatWHAT? :confused:
You pay for the fantasy, but the sex is free?
I can have lots of fantasies but they've rarely cost me anything, whereas the sex ALMOST ALWAYS cost something!
?

Wouldn't it be easier to shoot them all?

Well she certainly has a refreshing approach......

Jimmy Swaggart should have thought of that excuse.