Incredibly Long Tongue
Deep Kimchi
23-02-2006, 23:21
There's some question as to whether this is the longest in the world, but it's long...
Question: do you find this sort of anomaly interesting, great, revolting, or meh?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/newsid_1646000/1646912.stm
Peechland
23-02-2006, 23:22
Interesting. I wonder if she speaks with a lisp.
Edit:
"My friends always said I had an incredibly long tongue - I could make lots of money with it one day," said Annika
ha!
Cheese penguins
23-02-2006, 23:25
That is pure creepy... i know someone around here with a really long tongue and it scares me...
Kirogistan
23-02-2006, 23:27
interesting-- the article's dated 2001. she was 12 then-- that makes her 17 or so now...
interesting-- the article's dated 2001. she was 12 then-- that makes her 17 or so now...
...Dibs!
Pure Metal
23-02-2006, 23:29
impressive. wish i had a tongue as long as that. sure i could find some interesting uses for it...... *ponders*
Damn. Despite her being a woman, I guess I'd agree to be rimmed by that, just to be rimmed by that.
Rushtoria
23-02-2006, 23:30
That's the most horrifying thing I've seen all day...
Womanchuria-Mittalmar
23-02-2006, 23:31
She'd probably be interesting to make out with.
come one, you know you're all thinking it.
She needs no ribs removed.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
23-02-2006, 23:32
She'd probably be interesting to make out with.
come one, you know you're all thinking it.
Yeah, I'm sure that making-out is all that their thinking . . .
Deep Kimchi
23-02-2006, 23:33
Damn. Despite her being a woman, I guess I'd agree to be rimmed by that, just to be rimmed by that.
Fass, if I had a tongue like that, you would chase me down, I know it.
Sdaeriji
23-02-2006, 23:33
She'd probably be interesting to make out with.
come one, you know you're all thinking it.
No, most of our minds proceeded immediately to things far more explicit than that.
Peechland
23-02-2006, 23:33
Damn. Despite her being a woman, I guess I'd agree to be rimmed by that, just to be rimmed by that.
:eek:
words you just knew youd never hear
Fass, if I had a tongue like that, you would chase me down, I know it.
My ass would have been made for you.
Deep Kimchi
23-02-2006, 23:37
My ass would have been made for you.
I bet you would forgive everything else about me...
well, it's not like I could spout right-wing rhetoric and use the tongue at the same time.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
23-02-2006, 23:40
Personally, I'd find it more useful it it were a guy with that tongue.
Then again, I think it'd gross me out either way. Shame, really.
Peechland
23-02-2006, 23:42
Personally, I'd find it more useful it it were a guy with that tongue.
Then again, I think it'd gross me out either way. Shame, really.
*nod*
its right up there with that pic of Harlesburg we saw this morning.(the eye pic)
I bet you would forgive everything else about me...
well, it's not like I could spout right-wing rhetoric and use the tongue at the same time.
Ah, the added boon of silencing you. I hadn't thought of that.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
23-02-2006, 23:46
*nod*
its right up there with that pic of Harlesburg we saw this morning.(the eye pic)
Well, that one wouldn't even have been useful. *shudders*
Also, that's not him, just a silly pic he found on the interwebs. There was some short unresolved debate about how it couldn't possibly be real. But it did look kind of real, didn't it?
Peechland
23-02-2006, 23:49
Well, that one wouldn't even have been useful. *shudders*
Also, that's not him, just a silly pic he found on the interwebs. There was some short unresolved debate about how it couldn't possibly be real. But it did look kind of real, didn't it?
It cant be real....ick.
But this chicks tongue is apparently
Kossackja
23-02-2006, 23:50
during summer her parents save a lot of money on food, because she can live of the flies she catches.
But this chicks tongue is apparently
Bloody buccally blessed bitch!
Deep Kimchi
23-02-2006, 23:52
Bloody buccally blessed bitch!
In an important development, a Swedish doctor has successfully transplanted the tongue of a young girl to the mouth of an injured man...
Peechland
23-02-2006, 23:53
Bloody buccally blessed bitch!
Fass, its possible she has an older handsome brother.....:eek: ;)
In an important development, a Swedish doctor has successfully transplanted the tongue of a young girl to the mouth of an injured man...
Transplants are yucky. I'd rather wait for the stem cell therapy.
Deep Kimchi
23-02-2006, 23:57
Transplants are yucky. I'd rather wait for the stem cell therapy.
Dr. Fass: "We need more stem cells - the tongue is only 14 cm long..."
Fass, its possible she has an older handsome brother.....:eek: ;)
He'd be German, too. My Nazi uniform fetish could finally be properly fulfilled with accurate oratory skills.
Secret aj man
23-02-2006, 23:58
There's some question as to whether this is the longest in the world, but it's long...
Question: do you find this sort of anomaly interesting, great, revolting, or meh?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/newsid_1646000/1646912.stm
interesting kinda....also a bit off putting...but meh.
Dr. Fass: "We need more stem cells - the tongue is only 14 cm long..."
I'd be more generous with the girth.
Kossackja
24-02-2006, 00:00
Dr. Fass: "We need more stem cells - the tongue is only 14 cm long...""yes, kill some more pregnant muslim women, cut their bellies open, rip out the fetuses and extract their blood to harvest more stemcells for my tongue!"
Personally, I'd find it more useful it it were a guy with that tongue.
Personally, I rejoice in the fact it's a woman with that tongue.
Come on, let those 10 percent out, you know you can.
"yes, kill some more pregnant muslim women, cut their bellies open, rip out the fetuses and extract their blood to harvest more stemcells for my tongue!"
Don't be silly - we get our foetuses from Catholics.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-02-2006, 00:07
Personally, I rejoice in the fact it's a woman with that tongue.
Come on, let those 10 percent out, you know you can.
Ha, I should have known you'd pounce on that...:D *puts on sexy glasses & schält sich lasciviously weg*
Bobs Own Pipe
24-02-2006, 00:12
I can touch the tip of my nose with the tip of my tongue...
Works great at parties. Half the people are usually disgusted, while the rest are usually fascinated.
Particularly those people who are trying to figure out how to get me into bed...
There's some question as to whether this is the longest in the world, but it's long...
Question: do you find this sort of anomaly interesting, great, revolting, or meh?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/newsid_1646000/1646912.stm
Why were you watching the cbbc news show?
Ha, I should have known you'd pounce on that...:D *puts on sexy glasses & schält sich lasciviously weg*
Oh, schäl mich.
I find the accuracy with which you know to push the right buttons scaring.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-02-2006, 00:18
Oh, schäl mich.
I find the accuracy with which you know to push the right buttons scaring.
Well, pushing your buttons is fun. ;)
Frangland
24-02-2006, 00:20
she should hook up with Gene Simmons
she should hook up with Gene Simmons
...She's 12 years old... and how old is Gene Simmons now? Ewww...
:)
...She's 12 years old... and how old is Gene Simmons now? Ewww...
:)
Updated 09 November 2001, 11.59
Get some math classes.
Updated 09 November 2001, 11.59
Get some math classes.
Oh. You're right. I just assumed it was new news. Still...
Pantygraigwen
24-02-2006, 00:39
There's some question as to whether this is the longest in the world, but it's long...
Question: do you find this sort of anomaly interesting, great, revolting, or meh?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/newsid_1646000/1646912.stm
If she was 22 i'd say "depends what she can do with it". As it is, meh.
Well, pushing your buttons is fun. ;)
I'm glad it feels as good for you as it does for me.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-02-2006, 00:50
I'm glad it feels as good for you as it does for me.
Eh, well, it could be better. I'm usually more of the passive kind. ;)
My immediate thought was :eek:, but after 5 seconds or so a flood of possibilities hit me.
Oh the possibilities.
Kossackja
24-02-2006, 01:59
http://fun.sdinet.de/pics/animals/camaeleon.jpg
M3rcenaries
24-02-2006, 02:01
Interesting. I wonder if she speaks with a lisp.
Edit:
ha!
Dang, I was gonna quote that. She has some pretty mean friends.
Bobs Own Pipe
24-02-2006, 02:53
... I just had the pleasure of proving my tongue length to a small group of people. Usual results (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10483119&postcount=36). Now it looks like I've got another couple of eager beavers on my case...
*sigh*
Ravenshrike
24-02-2006, 04:00
... I just had the pleasure of proving my tongue length to a small group of people. Usual results (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10483119&postcount=36). Now it looks like I've got another couple of eager beavers on my case...
*sigh*
But can you pick your nose with your tongue? It is then you know that your tongue is flexible as well as long.
Edit - Dammit, I'm 1.7 centimeters short. Time to start a daily regimen of tongue stretching exercises.
Bobs Own Pipe
24-02-2006, 04:01
I can lick chocolate syrup off of it.
Demented Hamsters
24-02-2006, 04:06
If she ever turns lesbian, she'd never be single again.
From the article:
"My friends always said I had an incredibly long tongue - I could make lots of money with it one day," said Annika.
Yeah. I think you could make a lot of money from it too, Annika. Possibly not in the way you're thinking though.
Ravenshrike
24-02-2006, 04:12
Yeah. I think you could make a lot of money from it too, Annika. Possibly not in the way you're thinking though.
Eh, she was twelve and given the general presence of sex on european TV, she probably had though about that.
Sdaeriji
24-02-2006, 04:32
Man, my tongue is only 4.7 centimeters. I feel so inferior.
Peechland
24-02-2006, 04:34
Man, my tongue is only 4.7 centimeters. I feel so inferior.
*points and laughs*
Bobs Own Pipe
24-02-2006, 04:38
Where is it measured from, I wonder. I'm trying to figure out how to give an accurate number for my tongue.
Sdaeriji
24-02-2006, 04:40
Where is it measured from, I wonder. I'm trying to figure out how to give an accurate number for my tongue.
I measured from where it passes my lips.
Bobs Own Pipe
24-02-2006, 04:51
6.5
xcentimeters.
Kossackja
24-02-2006, 05:03
imo the best way to measure it would be to cut it out and lay it flat on a table.
imo the best way to measure it would be to cut it out and lay it flat on a table.
I just did that. I'm waiting for the damn thing to stand still.
Straughn
24-02-2006, 10:11
There's some question as to whether this is the longest in the world, but it's long...
Question: do you find this sort of anomaly interesting, great, revolting, or meh?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/newsid_1646000/1646912.stm
Curiously, Ripley's Believe It or Not rerun this week had the dog with the longest tongue on it (alive as of taping, obviously) ...
somewhere like 2 ' long OUT of the mouth.
Sorta on topic.
As far as revolting, great, interesting or meh, i'm choosing *OTHER*
Carisbrooke
24-02-2006, 10:16
I have a very long tongue, although not as long as that one! But I can touch the tip of my nose and (almost) the point of my chin, although my chin isn't actually pointy, I was thinking of the best way to phrase it...It is a very flexible and mobile tongue, and I can do more stuff with it than is usual as a result. I can also roll it, so that both sides roll upwards and make like an open topped tube (doesn't THAT sound nice?) but its the only way I could think to describe it. Apparently it is genetic, as my dads family are able to do it, but my Mum's family all have little 'movement' as they seem to have their tongues more anchored to the base of their mouths. I think THATS the difference. As my tongue does't seem any longer than other peoples most of the time, as in it doesn't hang out of my mouth or anything, its just that I can stick it our further and move it about more...so to speak..lol
:D
Straughn
24-02-2006, 10:17
I bet you would forgive everything else about me...
well, it's not like I could spout right-wing rhetoric and use the tongue at the same time.
You're neglecting semaphore and morse! :eek:
Monkeypimp
24-02-2006, 10:39
tongue piercing + fellatio = .........
Harlesburg
24-02-2006, 11:03
There's some question as to whether this is the longest in the world, but it's long...
Question: do you find this sort of anomaly interesting, great, revolting, or meh?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/newsid_1646000/1646912.stm
Perverse Bastards...
The ancient Republic
24-02-2006, 11:06
If she ever turns lesbian, she'd never be single again.
O RLY?!
Jello Biafra
24-02-2006, 12:31
She was just 12 when this article came out...she could conceivably still have been growing.
Carisbrooke
24-02-2006, 12:34
She was just 12 when this article came out...she could conceivably still have been growing.
See now I have this image of her walking down the street dragging her tongue...STOP!
Yossarian Lives
24-02-2006, 13:54
http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/long50.html
Stephen Taylor of the UK is the current world record holder of the longest tongue.
His tongue, measured from the center of his closed top lip to the tip is 3.7 inches or 9.4 cm. long.
http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/long50.html
Yay, a man!
Straughn
25-02-2006, 05:20
I have a very long tongue, although not as long as that one! But I can touch the tip of my nose and (almost) the point of my chin, although my chin isn't actually pointy, I was thinking of the best way to phrase it...It is a very flexible and mobile tongue, and I can do more stuff with it than is usual as a result. I can also roll it, so that both sides roll upwards and make like an open topped tube (doesn't THAT sound nice?) but its the only way I could think to describe it. Apparently it is genetic, as my dads family are able to do it, but my Mum's family all have little 'movement' as they seem to have their tongues more anchored to the base of their mouths. I think THATS the difference. As my tongue does't seem any longer than other peoples most of the time, as in it doesn't hang out of my mouth or anything, its just that I can stick it our further and move it about more...so to speak..lol
:D
Nicely put. *BIG bow*
Oh yeah, you were saying something here that might be pertinent ... ;)
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10485458&postcount=68