NationStates Jolt Archive

I mean, he provides some comedic relief.

Sure, the kind of nervous laughter you give with someone like Bush who has nuclear weapons at his fingertips.

I mean, he provides some comedic relief.
The time he almost died from trying to swallow a pretzel whole was kinda funny.

The time he almost died from trying to swallow a pretzel whole was kinda funny.
YEah, but he ruined that by surviving.

Sure, the kind of nervous laughter you give with someone like Bush who has nuclear weapons at his fingertips.

There is no reason to fear him with nuclear weapons. He didn't use them in Iraq, why would he use them somewhere else and not there.

I'm sure he'd also make an excellent door stop.

There is no reason to fear him with nuclear weapons. He didn't use them in Iraq, why would he use them somewhere else and not there.
Cos he had enough troops to deal with Iraq? if he keeps pissing the middle east off, he will run out of troops before he runs out of enemies...

The time he almost died from trying to swallow a pretzel whole was kinda funny.
Indeed.

And the bit where he invents words.

There is no reason to fear him with nuclear weapons. He didn't use them in Iraq, why would he use them somewhere else and not there.

Countries everwhere seem to be getting hostile to the United States and we are running out of troops. Perhaps we could nuke Venezuela? Chavez seems to be getting uppity.

he has degrees from harvard and yale and he is very compassionate.

The time he almost died from trying to swallow a pretzel whole was kinda funny.

Definitly, you must really have some difficulties with certain things if you nearly die from trying to swallow a pretzel:D

he has degrees from harvard and yale and he is very compassionate.
Madame Luce Irigaray has a bunch of degrees.

Irigaray received a Master's Degree from the University of Louvain in 1955. She taught in a Brussels school from 1956-1959. She moved to France in the early 1960s. In 1961 she received a Master's Degree in psychology from the University of Paris. In 1962 she received a Diploma in Psychopathology. From 1962-1964 she worked for the Fondation Nationale de la Recherche Scientifique (FNRS) in Belgium. She then began work as a research assistant at the Centre National de la Recherche Scientifique (CNRS) in Paris.

She's still a moron. She claims E=MC squared (sorry, I don't know how to make the little two above the C) is a "sexist" equation because it privelages the speed of light above all others. As if the equation would work if you substituted the speed of sound at sea level or something.

Degrees don't make one smart.
Bush has degrees, but he doesn't make many intelligent or wise decisions.

Compassion? You mean like the way he raised farm subsidies even though poor African farmers asked him not to so that they could compete in the global market? Or maybe how he made sure that help got to the Katrina victims on time?

*slaps Dakani* Snap out of it man!

Indeed.

And the bit where he invents words.

It is interesting to note that Karl Rove has used several so called "Bushisms" in his own personal speeches. "Misunderestimate" comes to mind, among others.

I'm sure he'd also make an excellent door stop.

Or possibly a scarecrow.

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

What a genius