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Kaba Kick is Russian Roulette for kids. The player points the gun at his or her own head and pulls the trigger. Instead of bullets, a pair of feet kick out from the barrel (which is shaped like a pink hippo). If the gun doesn't fire, the player earns points.

i dont know how why i didnt notice this great item before. definetely what my relatives kids will get for next christmas!

http://www.engadget.com/2004/03/15/bizarre-japanese-toy-alert-the-kaba-kick/

That's pretty fucked up.
Pretty obvious to what it will lead to.. I think so anyway.


Edit: Yet slightly.. Intriguing :p

I can just see someone else complaning kids are going to try it with real guns sooner or later; they fail to realize any childern old enough to try this game is also capable of thinking about the consequence of a real firearm.

Hmmm. Same game but without the rush that you get from the possible death.

remove one can of budweiser from a sixpack, shake it vigorously, return to sixpack, another person picks random can from sixpack, aims at head, opens.

I played Russian Roulette with a hosepipe as a kid... That was fun.

And they do that in Japan. Where half the teenage population (probably more) is suicidal anyways.

Well, as long as it makes them money, I suppose...

Thats awesome, largely because of the kid in the ad.

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-pictures/russian-roulette.jpg
Kaba Kick is Russian Roulette for kids. The player points the gun at his or her own head and pulls the trigger. Instead of bullets, a pair of feet kick out from the barrel (which is shaped like a pink hippo). If the gun doesn't fire, the player earns points.

i dont know how why i didnt notice this great item before. definetely what my relatives kids will get for next christmas!

http://www.engadget.com/2004/03/15/bizarre-japanese-toy-alert-the-kaba-kick/

Weirdest fucking civilisation on earth......should never have got rid of the samurais........

Is it me, or does that kid look like he's had something rammed up his arse?

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-pictures/russian-roulette.jpg
Kaba Kick is Russian Roulette for kids. The player points the gun at his or her own head and pulls the trigger. Instead of bullets, a pair of feet kick out from the barrel (which is shaped like a pink hippo). If the gun doesn't fire, the player earns points.Sounds sorta like a game my dad said he used to play...throw a brick up in the air and cringe, hoping it doesn't hit you.

Sounds sorta like a game my dad said he used to play...throw a brick up in the air and cringe, hoping it doesn't hit you.

Hi-Tech

What a stupid toy. But that kids face is priceless.

Hi-TechLol. Hey, he grew up in the 40s/50s, what do you expect?

Now way is that better than this:

http://www.boners.com/content/795372.1.jpg

Is it me, or does that kid look like he's had something rammed up his arse?

ROFL! Man that was rich! It does look like that! ROFL!

Hey kids, want to play Russian Roulette, but without the suspsense, the horror, and the expectation of actually killing yourself?!

No.

Oh... Well... Would you want to shoot plastic crap at yourself anyways?

Not really...

Oh... Man this game sucks.

Weirdest fucking civilisation on earth......should never have got rid of the samurais........
You mean the crazy warrior fellows that disembowl themselves at the drop of a hat? (sometimes literally :P)
Besides, Japan has figured out that they cant take over the world with violence, so theyre just going to do what China is doing and infiltrate the economy of everybody in the world and gradually assimilate us into their culture. 'Course the US is gradually taking over Japan in the same way...but meh :P

Is it me, or does that kid look like he's had something rammed up his arse?
Hmmm...that's given me an idea:
What about an adult version of this game. A butt plug that has a 1 in 6 chance of going off (or up, as the case may be). Participants take it turn to sit on it and pull the trigger.
We could use the same kid for the packaging.

remove one can of budweiser from a sixpack, shake it vigorously, return to sixpack, another person picks random can from sixpack, aims at head, opens.
My friends and I used to call that game "The Beer Hunter" in honor of the movie.

isnt there another kind of russian where you have some pillars of wax and a knife is hidden inside one, then you take turns slamming your hand down on them. its only played with one person though, more fun to bet on

isnt there another kind of russian where you have some pillars of wax and a knife is hidden inside one, then you take turns slamming your hand down on them. its only played with one person though, more fun to bet on
Those crazy Russians.
See, this is what happens where you have bitterly cold winters and far too much vodka.

Those crazy Russians.
See, this is what happens where you have bitterly cold winters and far too much vodka.
Yes...

Man, whatever happened to good old hide and seek?

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-pictures/russian-roulette.jpg
Kaba Kick is Russian Roulette for kids. The player points the gun at his or her own head and pulls the trigger. Instead of bullets, a pair of feet kick out from the barrel (which is shaped like a pink hippo). If the gun doesn't fire, the player earns points.

i dont know how why i didnt notice this great item before. definetely what my relatives kids will get for next christmas!

http://www.engadget.com/2004/03/15/bizarre-japanese-toy-alert-the-kaba-kick/
its not that great. What if they later decide they want to try it with a real gun??

Is it me, or does that kid look like he's had something rammed up his arse?
Kancho.

Damn, that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.:D :D :D

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-pictures/russian-roulette.jpg
Kaba Kick is Russian Roulette for kids. The player points the gun at his or her own head and pulls the trigger. Instead of bullets, a pair of feet kick out from the barrel (which is shaped like a pink hippo). If the gun doesn't fire, the player earns points.

i dont know how why i didnt notice this great item before. definetely what my relatives kids will get for next christmas!

http://www.engadget.com/2004/03/15/bizarre-japanese-toy-alert-the-kaba-kick/

You know, Russian Roulette shouldn't work, so a friend with an interest in firearms once told me (perhaps the gun nuts on the forum could tell me if he was talking bullshit or not). Basically he said when you spin it, the weight of the bullet would always carry the loaded chamber to the bottom of the gun, meaning the chamber you click on is always empty. Anyone know whether thats true or bullshit?

I approve! :D

You mean the crazy warrior fellows that disembowl themselves at the drop of a hat? (sometimes literally :P)
Besides, Japan has figured out that they cant take over the world with violence, so theyre just going to do what China is doing and infiltrate the economy of everybody in the world and gradually assimilate us into their culture. 'Course the US is gradually taking over Japan in the same way...but meh :P

Yah, sepuku, which roughly translates "to kill self so as to avoid being weird", it was a neccesary part of Japanese culture, and now, well theres this, and tentacle porn, panty vending machines, torture gameshows, etc. In the Tokugawa era there was a samurai who thought he was innovative, he designed a vending machine that would sell geishas undies. His daimyo was impressed, he said "Wow. This is neat, weird but neat. I can help you bring this to all of Japan, or you can commit sepuku." They both nodded, and stood quietly for a bit. Then the samurai went upstairs and disembowled himself. Another samurai saw the dead samurais intestines and aproached the daimyo.
"Hey I just had a great idea of what we can do with his intestines, lets get a puppeteer to animate them in show in which they rape school girls!"
"OMG that would be sweet!"
"Yah, is it just me or am I the only person who finds this erotic!"
They both nodded in agreement. The samurai continued,
"Sepuku for me, huh?"
"Yah, sorry. You know the weirdness, its been cool though."

Lol. Hey, he grew up in the 40s/50s, what do you expect?

Yah, my dad, grew up in the same time period, he used to pretend bricks were cars.

You know, Russian Roulette shouldn't work, so a friend with an interest in firearms once told me (perhaps the gun nuts on the forum could tell me if he was talking bullshit or not). Basically he said when you spin it, the weight of the bullet would always carry the loaded chamber to the bottom of the gun, meaning the chamber you click on is always empty. Anyone know whether thats true or bullshit?

An interesting practical experiment.....

An interesting practical experiment.....

Well far be it for me to say but...you first...

;)

Yah, sepuku, which roughly translates "to kill self so as to avoid being weird", it was a neccesary part of Japanese culture, and now, well theres this, and tentacle porn, panty vending machines, torture gameshows, etc. In the Tokugawa era there was a samurai who thought he was innovative, he designed a vending machine that would sell geishas undies. His daimyo was impressed, he said "Wow. This is neat, weird but neat. I can help you bring this to all of Japan, or you can commit sepuku." They both nodded, and stood quietly for a bit. Then the samurai went upstairs and disembowled himself. Another samurai saw the dead samurais intestines and aproached the daimyo.
"Hey I just had a great idea of what we can do with his intestines, lets get a puppeteer to animate them in show in which they rape school girls!"
"OMG that would be sweet!"
"Yah, is it just me or am I the only person who finds this erotic!"
They both nodded in agreement. The samurai continued,
"Sepuku for me, huh?"
"Yah, sorry. You know the weirdness, its been cool though."

Thank you, and congratulations, for providing the most disturbing anecdote of this thread.

Thank you, and congratulations, for providing the most disturbing anecdote of this thread.

*bows*