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Colodia, H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, Lord-General Drache, Neo Kervoskia, and The South Islands Present

An Old Gringo Production

Memoirs of a Generalite
37 Habits of highly effective n00bs

1) If there are already three topics on the Holocuast by the time you read the forum, do not be so bold as to think it needs another.

2) Do not fight flaming with gasoline, report flamebaiters.

3) After ten pages, it is safe to assume that the OP's original point of discussion has been lost and that only 37% know what the topic actually was.

4) No one cares about your stupid RP forum. We barely care about our own.

5) Ameri-centrism and Euro-centrism are essentially the same, just put an extra 'u' in some words and you'll have covered both fields.

6) Please, no porn on the forums. By the way, me e-mail is blahblah@blah.com

7) We know that you're "sick of this or that", but we don't care. In fact, it's because we don't care that this place is still alive.

8) No socializing threads. We want to maintain a fun and friendly atmosphere, BUT NO FUN THREADS!

9) This is an international forum, which means it encompasses all Anglo-Saxon nations.

10) No whining about mod ruling. You're free game the second you whine.

11) There is no method to anyone's madness.

12) Post something intelligent. Otherwise we'll beat the intelligence through your thick skull.

13) There are three kinds of posters here: the insane, the sane, and the crazy. The difference between the first and the third is that the first is tasteful.

14) No spamming. Unless you are making another abortion thread. Then it's okay.

15) +1 is not an acceptable response, nor is a single emoticon.

16) In the end, we all lose, unless you're Canadian.

17) Be polite and respectful to your fellow posters, lest ye be banned.

18) Every single possible topic has already been posted, but not one debate has been finished.

19) Debate implies actual arguments, try not to deviate from it

20) Do not worry if two posters start cyber-making out after a long argument, we're all THAT lonely.

21) No where in moderation does it say "Bitch Here".

22) When you're over 65, you too can claim to be a centrist and still act like a conservative.

23) Asshole has no effect as an insult, however that does not mean you should call someone worse.

24) When advocating genocide, you are Hitler and the mods are the Allies, atomic bombs and everything.

25) No l33t speak on the first post, or for the first 10,000 for that matter.

26) Would you ask a room full of anonymous strangers what their favorite fish was? No? Then don't ask an Interweb forum full of strangers.

27) If you post it, the jokes will come. NSers are physically incapable of taking any issue, no matter how personal to you, seriously, so either get used to us joking about the 'Caust or go somewhere that people care about your feelings.

28) The only good Nazi advocate on our forums is an edible one.

29)Never claim to know the truth. The truth is a pipe dream that everyone has claimed they've met.

30)In NS General, Message board posts on you!

31)Do not posts about your personal problems. They're not entertaining and they take away precious front page space for gay-bashing and trend threads.

32)By the way, no trend threads.

33)Typing Like This Is Unacceptable.

34)Everything shall be debated. From what color the sky should ideally be to the ideal way to tie shoelaces.

35)There is no Jewish conspiracy.

36)We NEVER practice what we preach. But we do sit around our asses all day and point fingers.

37) When refering to someone, take the time to spell their name right, or else they might misspell your face. With a knife.

Dedicated to n00bs of all parties

Very good. Now, this should somehow make its way into the Rules.

Very good. Now, this should somehow make its way into the Rules.
Maybe, maybe not, or maybe, just maybe, it might.

The Mods probably wouldn't sticky this :(

6) Please, no porn on the forums. By the way, me e-mail is blahblah@blah.com
I hope that all of NS can band together for the noble purpose of pr0n spamming the fuck out of that email address. Sure, it accomplishes nothing and is incredibly immature, but what else are you going to do with the rest of your life?

The Mods probably wouldn't sticky this :(
Yeah, it IS too awesome, isn't it?

The Mods probably wouldn't sticky this :(

One can be optimistic!

A little bored there?

LOL......I love you guys.

A little bored there?

Just a wee bit.

Plus, we need to do our community service.

One can be optimistic!
But maybe this is zu optimistic.

Just a wee bit.

Plus, we need to do our community service.
My judge said 24 hours. I have some more work to do. :(

Just a wee bit.

Plus, we need to do our community service.

Ah gotcha.

My judge said 24 hours. I have some more work to do. :(
You know, in Kervoskia, 24 hours = 1 minute.

You know, in Kervoskia, 24 hours = 1 minute.

But what about Neo Kervoskia?

But what about Neo Kervoskia?
More or less the same, but faster.

Oh, yes. There will be more of this, fair mortals, if you lot like it well enough.

Oh, yes. There will be more of this, fair mortals, if you lot like it well enough.
Indeed, possibly tomorrow. Too lazy now.

Its definitely sig worthy. I'm putting it mine to pay tribute to you guys.

lol, I like #33.

*gives it the Kanabia ultra-sticky seal of approval*

*gives it the Kanabia ultra-sticky seal of approval*

Yay! Perhaps the stickage will be reciprocated.

9) This is an international forum, which means it encompasses all Anglo-Saxon nations.
Brilliance

Colodia, H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, Lord-General Drache, Neo Kervoskia, and The South Islands Present

An Old Gringo Production

Memoirs of a Generalite
37 Habits of highly effective n00bs

1) If there are already three topics on the Holocuast by the time you read the forum, do not be so bold as to think it needs another.

2) Do not fight flaming with gasoline, report flamebaiters.

3) After ten pages, it is safe to assume that the OP's original point of discussion has been lost and that only 37% know what the topic actually was.

4) No one cares about your stupid RP forum. We barely care about our own.

5) Ameri-centrism and Euro-centrism are essentially the same, just put an extra 'u' in some words and you'll have covered both fields.

6) Please, no porn on the forums. By the way, me e-mail is blahblah@blah.com

7) We know that you're "sick of this or that", but we don't care. In fact, it's because we don't care that this place is still alive.

8) No socializing threads. We want to maintain a fun and friendly atmosphere, BUT NO FUN THREADS!

9) This is an international forum, which means it encompasses all Anglo-Saxon nations.

10) No whining about mod ruling. You're free game the second you whine.

11) There is no method to anyone's madness.

12) Post something intelligent. Otherwise we'll beat the intelligence through your thick skull.

13) There are three kinds of posters here: the insane, the sane, and the crazy. The difference between the first and the third is that the first is tasteful.

14) No spamming. Unless you are making another abortion thread. Then it's okay.

15) +1 is not an acceptable response, nor is a single emoticon.

16) In the end, we all lose, unless you're Canadian.

17) Be polite and respectful to your fellow posters, lest ye be banned.

18) Every single possible topic has already been posted, but not one debate has been finished.

19) Debate implies actual arguments, try not to deviate from it

20) Do not worry if two posters start cyber-making out after a long argument, we're all THAT lonely.

21) No where in moderation does it say "Bitch Here".

22) When you're over 65, you too can claim to be a centrist and still act like a conservative.

23) Asshole has no effect as an insult, however that does not mean you should call someone worse.

24) When advocating genocide, you are Hitler and the mods are the Allies, atomic bombs and everything.

25) No l33t speak on the first post, or for the first 10,000 for that matter.

26) Would you ask a room full of anonymous strangers what their favorite fish was? No? Then don't ask an Interweb forum full of strangers.

27) If you post it, the jokes will come. NSers are physically incapable of taking any issue, no matter how personal to you, seriously, so either get used to us joking about the 'Caust or go somewhere that people care about your feelings.

28) The only good Nazi advocate on our forums is an edible one.

29)Never claim to know the truth. The truth is a pipe dream that everyone has claimed they've met.

30)In NS General, Message board posts on you!

31)Do not posts about your personal problems. They're not entertaining and they take away precious front page space for gay-bashing and trend threads.

32)By the way, no trend threads.

33)Typing Like This Is Unacceptable.

34)Everything shall be debated. From what color the sky should ideally be to the ideal way to tie shoelaces.

35)There is no Jewish conspiracy.

36)We NEVER practice what we preach. But we do sit around our asses all day and point fingers.

37) When refering to someone, take the time to spell their name right, or else they might misspell your face. With a knife.

Dedicated to n00bs of all parties
# 16 has definitely got my approval :)

BUT

# 22 is hilarious!! :D

35)There is no Jewish conspiracy.


I see the Jews have got to you too.

Memoirs should only be posted after you're dead, so your family can make money off you.

Please delete this thread until Colodia, H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, Lord-General Drache, Neo Kervoskia, and The South Islands are all dead. :gundge:

Memoirs should only be posted after you're dead, so your family can make money off you.

Please delete this thread until Colodia, H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, Lord-General Drache, Neo Kervoskia, and The South Islands are all dead. :gundge:

I smiteth you.

9) This is an international forum, which means it encompasses all Anglo-Saxon nations.

So can it, Frenchy.

I smiteth you.

You cannot smite the power of... SMILEY GUNS!
:mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper:

"22) When you're over 65, you too can claim to be a centrist and still act like a conservative."

Damn! WTF, over? You mean I have to wait another 2 & 1/2 years? :eek:

"22) When you're over 65, you too can claim to be a centrist and still act like a conservative."

Damn! WTF, over? You mean I have to wait another 2 & 1/2 years? :eek:
Yes. Why do you think we keep complaining?

Yes. Why do you think we keep complaining?
Ahhh, shaddappp! :p

"22) When you're over 65, you too can claim to be a centrist and still act like a conservative."

Damn! WTF, over? You mean I have to wait another 2 & 1/2 years? :eek:
at least you are well positioned. :p

Ahhh, shaddappp! :p
What, you thought this was all about you? Pffft.

at least you are well positioned. :p
Oh, I'm just SO overjoyed. :rolleyes:

[15) +1 is not an acceptable response, nor is a single emoticon.

Well that's stupid. How are idiots like myself supposed to get their post counts up?!

this thread made me smile. This:
I smiteth you.
however, damn near killed me.

Reading, while laying down, drinking, and laughing is dangerous. *nod*

this thread made me smile. This:

however, damn near killed me.

Reading, while laying down, drinking, and laughing is dangerous. *nod*
Only Lunatic Goofballs shall nod. *nod*

18) Every single possible topic has already been posted, but not one debate has been finished.


22) When you're over 65, you too can claim to be a centrist and still act like a conservative.

36)We NEVER practice what we preach. But we do sit around our asses all day and point fingers.


ahahahaha! :p funny because they're so true... :p

25) No l33t speak on the first post, or for the first 10,000 for that matter.
so, wait.... i'm officially allowed to use l337? awesome... *plots*


The Mods probably wouldn't sticky this :(
czardas could edit it into our Guide thingy (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9648084#post9648084).... *cough*

12) Post something intelligent. Otherwise we'll beat the intelligence through your thick skull.

15) +1 is not an acceptable response, nor is a single emoticon.


oops...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10479379&postcount=3

I have a goal. Get to 10,000 posts and use l33t speak.

I really have no other great ambitions.

what's l33t speak?

what's l33t speak?

As far as I can gather, it's called leet speak (I think its on Wikipedia :eek: ) and involves using certain numbers instead of letters, all for the noble purpose of looking incredibly stupid.

Great thingy :D

12) Post something intelligent. Otherwise we'll beat the intelligence through your thick skull.

19) Debate implies actual arguments, try not to deviate from it
Hmm... This is something new; new rules aren't they? Who knows, it might be crazy enough to work :eek:

Only Lunatic Goofballs shall nod. *nod*

Nods are contagious. *nod*

As far as I can gather, it's called leet speak (I think its on Wikipedia :eek: ) and involves using certain numbers instead of letters, all for the noble purpose of looking incredibly stupid.

ah, righto. so that unreadable post about nazi fish is in l33t then?

ah, righto. so that unreadable post about nazi fish is in l33t then?

Very much so. Try to ignore people like that.

Love it! :D Soup for you!

Love it! :D Soup for you!

I'm glad you find it in your heart top granteth me thy soup.

2) Do not fight flaming with gasoline, report flamebaiters.
9) This is an international forum, which means it encompasses all Anglo-Saxon nations.
Which would effectively render this Do not fight flaming with gasoline/petroleum, ...

3) After ten pages, it is safe to assume that the OP's original point of discussion has been lost and that only 37% know what the topic actually was.
I better hope this be 10 pages with your viewing settings at 10p/p, lest I die of optimism shock.
Also, this is the reason why you never make a new thread "topic X has been posted already right below my thread, but I want to put a different spin on it".

15) +1 is not an acceptable response, nor is a single emoticon.

+ 1

Damnit this would happen at 3 in the fucking morning wouldn't it.

*sigh*

Nope, at 4:24 a.m.

I know that I'm a hypocrite, but....*runs away*

Colodia, H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, Lord-General Drache, Neo Kervoskia, and The South Islands Present

An Old Gringo Production

Memoirs of a Generalite
37 Habits of highly effective n00bs

22) When you're over 65, you too can claim to be a centrist and still act like a conservative.

Aside from #22, not much has changed since the end of '03.

33)Typing Like This Is Unacceptable.


Seconded!

Aside from #22, not much has changed since the end of '03.
I daresay #33 is inspired by rather recent an instance as well.

33)Typing Like This Is Unacceptable.

Ritilania or whatever his name is needs to read this


37) When refering to someone, take the time to spell their name right, or else they might misspell your face. With a knife.

I shall now get my face knifed in :(

I daresay #33 is inspired by rather recent an instance as well.
Take a guess as to whom made which rule.

Take a guess as to whom made which rule.
I guessed. But wheres my parade?

16) In the end, we all lose, unless you're Canadian.


W00T! GO CANADA!

Take a guess as to whom made which rule.


4,5,7,9,26,27,33,36 I think are Fiddlesticks. Could be Tribes. They are a lot alike.

Edit: ok so Tribes name isnt on the credits....but sounds like him all the same.

4,5,7,9,26,27,33,36 I think are Fiddlesticks. Could be Tribes. They are a lot alike.
I only did 26, 27, and 37. I was rather distracted from the endeavour, by my lust for blood and nachos. The nachos were delicious, the blood was ok, but the home invasion involved in getting both of them was what made my time worthwhile.

4,5,7,9,26,27,33,36 I think are Fiddlesticks. Could be Tribes. They are a lot alike.

Edit: ok so Tribes name isnt on the credits....but sounds like him all the same.
4 and 36 are actually mine. I believe most of the others on those lists are NK's.

I only did 26, 27, and 37. I was rather distracted from the endeavour, by my lust for blood and nachos. The nachos were delicious, the blood was ok, but the home invasion involved in getting both of them was what made my time worthwhile.

Nachos sound good right now...

Then I just cant decide which one of you is the *most* clever.



Seriously...they are all fantastic. Beer and PS3's for all!

Then I just cant decide which one of you is the *most* clever.



Seriously...they are all fantastic. Beer and PS3's for all!

YAY!

*chugs PS3, plays beer*

YAY!

*chugs PS3, plays beer*

Stop hogging all the PS3!

YAY!

*chugs PS3, plays beer*
But PS3 doesnt have a clever name recognition like the XBOX3sexy..

But PS3 doesnt have a clever name recognition like the XBOX3sexy..
"Xbox360, we're right back where we started!"

But PS3 doesnt have a clever name recognition like the XBOX3sexy..


Yeah but when you have a couple of grand$ invested in PS and PS2 games.....theres really no turning back.

Yeah but when you have a couple of grand$ invested in PS and PS2 games.....theres really no turning back.
(does math) 2000 divided by 50 is.... 40? So you have around 40 games. Wait a moment. 200 dollars for each system, 50 for controllers, if you have ps2 online, ddr mats. Dang by futile math skills cannot encompass your purchases.

Yeah but when you have a couple of grand$ invested in PS and PS2 games.....theres really no turning back.

Grand?

*points and laughs*

But PS3 doesnt have a clever name recognition like the XBOX3sexy..
neither does beer. :eek:
unless you drink a lot... i guess...

Seriously...they are all fantastic. Beer and PS3's for all!
Wha? No pie?
*releases an unintelligeble animal howl of terror and pain*

(does math) 2000 divided by 50 is.... 40? So you have around 40 games. Wait a moment. 200 dollars for each system, 50 for controllers, if you have ps2 online, ddr mats. Dang by futile math skills cannot encompass your purchases.


I must have underestimated...63 games total.

ok so a few grand. urg.

I must have underestimated...63 games total.

ok so a few grand. urg.

63?!

I have 6!

Grand?

*points and laughs*

quiet you.


Wha? No pie?
*releases an unintelligeble animal howl of terror and pain*

ah -I forgot your pie obsession.......*claps twice*

Bring in the pie!

63?!

I have 6!

Yeah but thats PS and PS2 combined.

*Looks around the house*

We have too many gadgets. And books. It's like Barnes & Noble in here....

Yeah but thats PS and PS2 combined.

*Looks around the house*

We have too many gadgets. And books. It's like Barnes & Noble in here....

So? I had 18, tops for my Ps and PS2 combined.

Luckly, I managed to offload my PS and games to some fool that thought a PS and 12 games were worth 120 bucks.

ah -I forgot your pie obsession.......*claps twice*

Bring in the pie!
You misspelled my name, and that you must . . . PIE!?
Wait, I was talking about something else a few minutes ago, if only I could remember what it was . . .
Curses, my revenge has again been foiled by my short attention span.

*draws katana*

Where is the pie!?

*draws katana*

Where is the pie!?

In my rectum.

Would you like some?

In my rectum.

Would you like some?

Rectal pie? Are you insane?

*prods for the pie with katana*

You misspelled my name, and that you must . . . PIE!?
Wait, I was talking about something else a few minutes ago, if only I could remember what it was . . .
Curses, my revenge has again been foiled by my short attention span.


knife me in the face if the rules serve me correctly.....

Fiddlesticks, FiddleFaddle, FiddleFart....its all the same. Point is, I care enough to address you at all.

New additions. I've provided a colour code for this one. I will colour code the first set later.

Red- Colodia
Blue- Drache
Orange- NK
Purple- H N
Green- TSI



38. A) If someone's asking a question...that you have no expertise in, it is advised you do what the internet was intended to and give him the wrong advice.
B.)If someone's asking a question for a technical/medical or other -ical problem that you have no expertise it, it is advised that you keep your silence, read, learn, and go on your merry way. Failure to do this will result in Lunatic Goofballs coming to your house, after having been told you're a clown killer.

39) All Generalites have a PhD in asshattery, some have Doctorate of Letters.

40)Hate the Americans/Muslims/Jews/Canadians/Cubans? Wow! Sounds like something we'd all like to hear!

41) We'll divide by 0 and argue to death the legitimacy of whatever answer we come up with, even though we know that we're wrong.

42) Everything is a double entendre.

43) No more "What gender are you?" threads. We don't need the constant reminder that there's 5 men for every women here. We all see through your "clever" disguise of wanting to say "a/s/l"


44) More posts do not mean you have a bigger e-penis. Neither does 'clever' signatures in foreign languages, or ones involving quotes of your RP characters

45)What's your favourite colour? Don't want to answer?, then why the hell did you make 5 threads on the subject.

46) Making without logic is perfectly acceptable if you accuse the other party of flawed argument because they claim they don't believe you. This includes you, Grantsburg.

47) It's not cool to lol at your own jokes. No, really.

48)For every sarcastic comment you make, Fass will show you up and make you feel shitty and inefrior.

49)No one knows who [violet] really is, last time this question came up, we agreed that he is everything and nothing.

50)For the last bloody time, Colodia is a guy.

51) Wanting a thread closed because it offends you doesn't make you a helper, it makes you look bland.

52)Saying that religions are false and scams doesn't make you cool. Shutting up and tolerating everyone does.

53)Hidden messages should be used discretely. Not everyone wants to know your masturbation habits.

54) CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE COOL

55)Posting tasteless threads makes your penis smaller.

56) Use proper grammar skills. We don't care about your "1337 skills," nor will we show you any mercy if you show to be born and rasied an English speaker. Hail your English teacher.

57) We are not the Interweb Coalition of Homework Solvers. Go to a tutor, like Google, just like everyone else

58) Unless you are generally insane, don't pretend to be.

59) Billions of years of evolution and we get threads that ask me what color is my favorite?

60) When we say 'you lose', we mean it in the nicest possible way..now fuck off.

61)We do not comment on ongoing investigations. Therefore, NO ONE on General can claim to have an answer as to anything about God. Anyone that says a thing as fact is a downright liar.

62) Everytime we come here, we all die a little on the inside. It's okay, comes with the forum.

64)No matter how interesting your thread title is, it won't make an obnoxious thread interesting. In fact it only makes you look worse, more so than the Queen on LSD mixed with shrooms.

65)Next person who makes a thread title that promises cookies and insteads leads me into a debate will be shot. Survivors will be given a nice hot towel and clubbed to death.

66) England is not the UK, nor is Sweden a province of Italy.

67) Media that reports news a week after it happens aren't very credible at all. And yet, we seem to practice this daily.

63?!

I have 6!

I have 1. but then I rarely play the ps2. I prefer my pc and xbox.

On-topic. (that in itself amuses me given the thread)

awesomes and funny stuff. I leave some Duck a l'orange on your alter as tribute.

Stop- I cant take anymore.

No wait, keep going....


60) When we say 'you lose', we mean it in the nicest possible way..now fuck off.

65)Next person who makes a thread title that promises cookies and insteads leads me into a debate will be shot. Survivors will be given a nice hot towel and clubbed to death.

43) No more "What gender are you?" threads. We don't need the constant reminder that there's 5 men for every women here. We all see through your "clever" disguise of wanting to say "a/s/l"

*laughs.....and laughs*

This whole thread breaks rule #8 :eek:... it's my kind of thread.

This whole thread breaks rule #8 :eek:... it's my kind of thread.

'Scuse me, but we'd hate to be good examples and follow our own rules.

*hits you*That's for pointing out we're not following our own rules.

This whole thread breaks rule #8 :eek:... it's my kind of thread.
Shh, it's all part of the Jewish conspiracy . . .

Fiddlesticks, FiddleFaddle, FiddleFart....its all the same. Point is, I care enough to address you at all.
Don't make me add you to my list.
*waves list menacingly*

Shh, it's all part of the Jewish conspiracy . . .

Rule #35 clearly states there is no Jewish conspiracy. *shifty eyes*

*cough*#48-inefrior*cough*

Don't make me add you to my list.
*waves list menacingly*

add me! I'll be your friend and give you money. But only if the list does cool stuff.
or Implies it.

add me! I'll be your friend and give you money. But only if the list does cool stuff.
or Implies it.

I think it might be his "To Do" list. And when I say "To Do" I mean chop into bits.


(you know I *heart* you Fiddletops)

40)Hate the Americans/Muslims/Jews/Canadians/Cubans? Wow! Sounds like something we'd all like to hear


You forgot the french.

I daresay #33 is inspired by rather recent an instance as well.

Maybe so, but it's been a problem with some people ever since I started. Probably before then too.

I think it might be his "To Do" list. And when I say "To Do" I mean chop into bits.
"To Do", yes . . . "Do"
With a knife.
And then with the other "knife."
(you know I *heart* you Fiddletops)
You're on the list now.
Item Number 162, Peechland, Repeatedly Misspelling Name, with Intent to Annoy.
Right below Item Number 161, Ex-Neighbour #78, Stealing Newspaper for the Week I was staying across the hall

You forgot the french.
More importantly, he forgot Poland, and for that he shall die. In 7-10 decades. Of causes completely unrelated to me.
But he'll still die, and that is what matters.

"To Do", yes . . . "Do"
With a knife.
And then with the other "knife."

You're on the list now.
Item Number 162, Peechland, Repeatedly Misspelling Name, with Intent to Annoy.
Right below Item Number 161, Ex-Neighbour #78, Stealing Newspaper for the Week I was staying across the hall

I've gone and done it now...*bites nails*

One more threat from you and I will spraypaint "I love Fiddlebottoms" across alll the Jolt forums.... Plus I'll leave your phone number and directions to your house on the wall of the men's restroom. "For a mediocre time.....call H N VIII"

More importantly, he forgot Poland, and for that he shall die. In 7-10 decades. Of causes completely unrelated to me.
But he'll still die, and that is what matters.
Like the statistic about the apple pie plauge of the early 1800s? Everyone who had a slice of apple pie in the year 1810 died. 100% true.

I've gone and done it now...*bites nails*
Yes, fear. No finer perfume for a woman.
Can I get any cheesier? Oh, yes, yes I can. I think it has something to do with the people I hang out with. Corrupting my mind, they are precious, and they want to take our sweet juices but we won't have it. No, we must bash them on the head with our marble statue of Simon LeBon first!
One more threat from you and I will spraypaint "I love Fiddlebottoms" across alll the Jolt forums.... Plus I'll leave your phone number and directions to your house on the wall of the men's restroom. "For a mediocre time.....call H N VIII"
What are you doing in the Men's Room?
Whatever, you spelled my name right!
*dances*

Whatever, you spelled my name right!
*dances*

that was a freebie. Dont get used to it.

that was a freebie. Dont get used to it.
Too late.
And should you keep trying to piss on our parade.
*carresses Simon LeBon statue*
I might have to explain to you why, exactly, I have a large marble statue of the lead singer from Duran Duran.

Too late.
And should you keep trying to piss on our parade.
*carresses Simon LeBon statue*
I might have to explain to you why, exactly, I have a large marble statue of the lead singer from Duran Duran.

I bet I can guess......

I bet I can guess......
This is one of those times when even the most bizarre and obscene story that you can invent will fall unbelievably short of the actual event.
(Actually, it is more of a matter of being drunk at a yard sale, but that doesn't sound nearly as interesting)

I bet I can guess......
His mouth is a handy bottle opener, so you can open beer/pop bottles while surfing the net?

His mouth is a handy bottle opener, so you can open beer/pop bottles while surfing the net?


Whose, Fiddle's or Simon's?;)

I think he developed a late blooming fetish for 80's music sometime last year. He tried to hide it by putting pillows over his head in the middle of the night, so no one would hear "Hungry Like the Wolf" being played over and over on his MP3. Friends started noticing something was wrong when he got a mullet and started wearing his shirts unbuttoned.

They decided to get him the statue so that he could still have some small bit of Simon.....but they did cut his hair.

Whose, Fiddle's or Simon's?;)

I think he developed a late blooming fetish for 80's music sometime last year. He tried to hide it by putting pillows over his head in the middle of the night, so no one would hear "Hungry Like the Wolf" being played over and over on his MP3. Friends started noticing something was wrong when he got a mullet and started wearing his shirts unbuttoned.

They decided to get him the statue so that he could still have some small bit of Simon.....but they did cut his hair.
I know Neo-K does have a fond love of The Safety Dance.

I know Neo-K does have a fond love of The Safety Dance.

And I have a fond love for Men at Work.....do NOT tell anyone

I know Neo-K does have a fond love of The Safety Dance.

Actually, that was me. You missed our thread where we said we had switched for a while.


You can dance if you want to...

I think he developed a late blooming fetish for 80's music sometime last year. He tried to hide it by putting pillows over his head in the middle of the night, so no one would hear "Hungry Like the Wolf" being played over and over on his MP3. Friends started noticing something was wrong when he got a mullet and started wearing his shirts unbuttoned.
I don't have a mullet, and my carefully cultivated "bum" look requires that my shirts be without buttons. And "Hungry Like the Wolf" sucked major ass, though the '80s were better than most people give them credit for.
Never has so much hair been so stupid for so little purpose.
They decided to get him the statue so that he could still have some small bit of Simon.....but they did cut his hair.
No, I bought it.
Yard sale + booze - sleep for 48 hours + a benign attitude to the '80s + a deep love of all things tacky = Waking up with a statue of Simon LeBon at the foot of your bed.
In retrospect, it could have been worse: I could have woken up with the real Simon LeBon.

Actually, that was me. You missed our thread where we said we had switched for a while.


You can dance if you want to...
OOO I must have. I remember we did a lovely duet to Welcome to the Jungle.

OOO I must have. I remember we did a lovely duet to Welcome to the Jungle.

That was quite nice. I think we should form the NS Boys Choir. With me as the head.

I know Neo-K does have a fond love of The Safety Dance.
Who doesn't?
Any man who does not love Safety Dance like he loves his mother, is a traitor to those values that form the basis for Western Civilization.
There, I said it.

Who doesn't?
Any man who does not love Safety Dance like he loves his mother, is a traitor to those values that form the basis for Western Civilization.
There, I said it.

*thunderous applause*

Who doesn't?
Any man who does not love Safety Dance like he loves his mother, is a traitor to those values that form the basis for Western Civilization.
There, I said it.


:( I've only heard OF safety dance from futurama.


Duu-duu-doot-doodoo-duu duu-doot :p

:( I've only heard OF safety dance from futurama.


Duu-duu-doot-doodoo-duu duu-doot :p
It was not that safe of a dance to begin with...

In retrospect, it could have been worse: I could have woken up with the real Simon LeBon.

This is true. ^^

bummy looking ay? *imagines.....drools a lil'*

I think 80's music was cool. The hair....not so much. *puke*

Well next time youre drunk and at a yard sale, try and find me a Rubiks cube or some old 8 tracks....they make great coasters.

My additions:

#Whatever)
If you can't actually refute someone's argument, look for any spelling or grammar error on which to hing a scathing if meritless rebuttal hinting at the cognitive inferiority of your opponent. Sure, it is ad hominem, but it may be all you have at the moment.


6) Please, no porn on the forums. By the way, me e-mail is blahblah@blah.com


Hahahahahaha! Doofus!!!! All your list are now belong to us!


#Whatever+1) If you really are feeling dickish, come up with your own lame-assed personal byline that no-one can really complain about, but that grates on their nerves like fingernails down a chalkboard.

WTF Over?

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

That was quite nice. I think we should form the NS Boys Choir. With me as the head.


*starts sewing robes*

Well next time youre drunk and at a yard sale, try and find me a Rubiks cube or some old 8 tracks....they make great coasters.
I try to avoid yard sales, as I have accumulated far too much "vintage" already.
The sad part is, I'm not even 20 yet, so it isn't my nostalgia that I am collecting, I'm collecting other people's childhoods.
And I'm never going to give them back.
*cackles*

*starts sewing robes*

*Brings lube*

Errr...for my sheet music. Yeah.

And I have a fond love for Men at Work.....do NOT tell anyone
you're secrets safe with us. All of us. And incase anyone missed it, I have quoted it, just so they know not to tell.

you're secrets safe with us. All of us. And incase anyone missed it, I have quoted it, just so they know not to tell.


haha...I knew I could count on you.

haha...I knew I could count on you.
what can I say. I do what I can. I'll never ever tell anyone that PEECHLAND HAS A PASSION FOR MEN AT WORK. no, not men actually working. The band. Ya know? popular in the 80's? Had that song Safety Dance?

*sigh* kids these days.

9) This is an international forum, which means it encompasses all Anglo-Saxon nations.
*leaves*

48)For every sarcastic comment you make, Fass will show you up and make you feel shitty and inefrior.
I must admit that it is my silent burning passion to one day be made to feel inefrior by Fass. Just don't tell him.

I must admit that it is my silent burning passion to one day be made to feel inefrior by Fass. Just don't tell him.
I think everyone does. You just feel inferior to everyone who has been made to feel inferior by Fass.

I think everyone does. You just feel inferior to everyone who has been made to feel inferior by Fass.
*feels superior in an inferior kinda way*

I'd help with your little rules. But I don't do rules. Sorry. :)

I'd help with your little rules. But I don't do rules. Sorry. :)
*Hands cheese grater.*

*Hands cheese grater.*

Now that's just mean.

Now that's just mean.
What? I though he may have been in need of a Taco.

What? I though he may have been in need of a Taco.

Oh. I thought you meant a cheese grater for his face. My mistake.

Oh. I thought you meant a cheese grater for his face. My mistake.
Nope:)

For future reference:

Knife===========>Face
Cheese Grater====>Tacos

Nope:)

For future reference:

Knife===========>Face
Cheese Grater====>Tacos

Cheese graters and knives are quite similar.

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33)Typing Like This Is Unacceptable.


or typing like this: iWord (small i, Capitial next word, no space)

so, in conclusion, iHope that you have a good day. iTrust... :p

Cheese graters and knives are quite similar.
Yes, but it is quite tiring to sufficiently wound someone with a cheese grater. Don't get me wrong, I would do it again. Just, it was a pain in the ass....

I wish that this had been around when I started posting.

I needed the guidance of the almighty elite.

that is a remotly good thing, it all makes so much sence now

that is a remotly good thing, it all makes so much sence now
Unlike you!

pwned!