can i have a hug?
Pure Metal
23-02-2006, 01:53
other people seem to have been doing this of late... i feel down. can i have a hug or a fluffle or something? maybe someone could do a little dance and cheer me up or something? :(
Whereyouthinkyougoing
23-02-2006, 01:55
*dances a happy jig while simultaneously hugging and fluffling PM*
*collpases due to strain of multitasking cheerfulness*
I'm out of hugs. May I interest you in tortilla chips and salsa?
http://www.orlyowl.com/blankrly.jpg
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
23-02-2006, 01:56
other people seem to have been doing this of late... i feel down. can i have a hug or a fluffle or something? maybe someone could do a little dance and cheer me up or something? :(
Slip me a few C-notes and I'll dance all night for you.
Until then:
*laughs and celebrates in your misery*
Neo Kervoskia
23-02-2006, 01:56
*shoots himself in face* Yay! *sets a hamster on fire and dances around it*Fuuuuun! *eats the remains* :p *walks away*
Peechland
23-02-2006, 01:57
Are things not well in the land of farts and sunshine? :(
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: For you.
And I will dance for you as soon as I find my mixed tape that has "The Humpty Dance" on it.
The Parkus Empire
23-02-2006, 01:58
Pray, then play a little "Star Wars Battlefront 2."
Sarkhaan
23-02-2006, 02:00
here. I give you a :fluffle: and a 12 pack of your favorite beer.
Pure Metal
23-02-2006, 02:02
*dances a happy jig while simultaneously hugging and fluffling PM*
*collpases due to strain of multitasking cheerfulness*
*laughs at ridiculous spectacle* :p
Are things not well in the land of farts and sunshine? :(
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: For you.
And I will dance for you as soon as I find my mixed tape that has "The Humpty Dance" on it.
:fluffle:
just feeling kinda self-hatey at the moment. currently listening to: crowbar (yeah, thats probably not helping...heh)
I'm out of hugs. May I interest you in tortilla chips and salsa?
did you say beer? ;)
Dinaverg
23-02-2006, 02:02
Meh, Being down is my job, hermit remember? You and Glitz are suppose to sicken me with your happiness and fluffles...
Pure Metal
23-02-2006, 02:03
here. I give you a :fluffle: and a 12 pack of your favorite beer.
:eek: you went all the way to holland? thanks :D
As long as Amy won't attempt to beat me...
*HUG*
Sarkhaan
23-02-2006, 02:04
:eek: you went all the way to holland? thanks :D
well, ya know, I was in the neighborhood.
Now, I give you a brigade of fluffles.
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
ya need something TG me.MSN is hating me.
I know it's old, and stuff, but it worked earlier today? (http://www.stopthesealhunt.com/atf/cf/%7B1AE979E3-67B2-4AC0-A26D-17D11CF1EAB6%7D/S94-48_whitecoat_x.jpg)
Peechland
23-02-2006, 02:08
well, ya know, I was in the neighborhood.
Now, I give you a brigade of fluffles.
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
ya need something TG me.MSN is hating me.
No wonder I never chat with NSers...everyone uses MSN!
PM-we're here for you. Let us know what we can do. And turn that music off!!
Sarkhaan
23-02-2006, 02:12
No wonder I never chat with NSers...everyone uses MSN!
PM-we're here for you. Let us know what we can do. And turn that music off!!
haha...actually, I think I've been on MSN a whole twice this year. I'm on AIM all the time tho. Only use MSN for a select group who don't have AIM
Pure Metal
23-02-2006, 02:12
I know it's old, and stuff, but it worked earlier today? (http://www.stopthesealhunt.com/atf/cf/%7B1AE979E3-67B2-4AC0-A26D-17D11CF1EAB6%7D/S94-48_whitecoat_x.jpg)
lol! awwwww its still too cute! :fluffle:
well, ya know, I was in the neighborhood.
Now, I give you a brigade of fluffles.
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
ya need something TG me.MSN is hating me.
cheers bud :)
(gonna sleep on it - be fine in the morning)
lol! awwwww its still too cute! :fluffle:
No matter how down you are, you have no right to fluffle me.
Here, fluffle him (http://i1.tinypic.com/oaypnp.jpg).
Amarnaiy
23-02-2006, 02:18
-huggle- Feel better!!! Remember that while you could be self-hating, you could be outside with a magnifying glass and some ants. Or Alkaseltzer and birds. Whichever you prefer. -evil laugh-
Whereyouthinkyougoing
23-02-2006, 02:20
Okay, time to get out the big guns.
Sad & Cute (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/linda_p.jpg)
Sad & Cute II (http://www.aphids.com/stan/blog/images/xenaball.jpg)
Sleepy & Cute (http://mfrost.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/emma.jpg)
Sleepy & Cute II (http://mfrost.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/jan_w.jpg)
Obviously Very Sleepy & Cute (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/dogshoe.jpg)
Scary & Cute (http://tinypic.com/k4k07q.jpg)
Just LOL (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/gracem.jpg)
ETA: Oh, I see SoWiBi has beaten me to the "Just give him a sappy pic, that'll cheer him up enough" panacea. Even though the best she could come up with was the seal tampon again... Pffft. :p j/k, that seal is too cute.
Peechland
23-02-2006, 02:29
Okay, time to get out the big guns.
Sad & Cute (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/linda_p.jpg)
Sad & Cute II (http://www.aphids.com/stan/blog/images/xenaball.jpg)
Sleepy & Cute (http://mfrost.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/emma.jpg)
Sleepy & Cute II (http://mfrost.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/jan_w.jpg)
Obviously Very Sleepy & Cute (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/dogshoe.jpg)
Scary & Cute (http://tinypic.com/k4k07q.jpg)
Just LOL (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/gracem.jpg)
ETA: Oh, I see SoWiBi has beaten me to the "Just give him a sappy pic, that'll cheer him up enough" panacea. Even though the best she could come up with was the seal tampon again... Pffft. :p j/k, that seal is too cute.
Those are adorable! I love the puppy in the sandal! I love them all!
Pure Metal
23-02-2006, 13:59
Okay, time to get out the big guns.
Sad & Cute (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/linda_p.jpg)
Sad & Cute II (http://www.aphids.com/stan/blog/images/xenaball.jpg)
Sleepy & Cute (http://mfrost.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/emma.jpg)
Sleepy & Cute II (http://mfrost.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/jan_w.jpg)
Obviously Very Sleepy & Cute (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/dogshoe.jpg)
Scary & Cute (http://tinypic.com/k4k07q.jpg)
Just LOL (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/gracem.jpg)
ETA: Oh, I see SoWiBi has beaten me to the "Just give him a sappy pic, that'll cheer him up enough" panacea. Even though the best she could come up with was the seal tampon again... Pffft. :p j/k, that seal is too cute.
hahahaha... G W Bush one funny... others cute... speaking all monosyllabic for no good raisin...:fluffle:
Monkeypimp
23-02-2006, 14:01
other people seem to have been doing this of late... i feel down. can i have a hug or a fluffle or something? maybe someone could do a little dance and cheer me up or something? :(
Man hug.
Peechland
23-02-2006, 14:02
So how are you today? Do I have to dance again?:D
You've got a girl, ask her for hugs. :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
23-02-2006, 14:11
hahahaha... G W Bush one funny... others cute... speaking all monosyllabic for no good raisin...:fluffle:
No, no, this won't do. *hands PM a good raisin*
If you start speaking all monosyllabic, you should at least make sure the fruit you're doing it for is of the best quality.
Pure Metal
23-02-2006, 14:15
So how are you today? Do I have to dance again?:D
today is a definite: "meh"
maybe with a shrug too
its lots of things. in part i'm sick of the daily grind round here. in part its... not really 'feeling alive' (if you know what i mean) and needing something to just... be... different i suppose. then there's work and the pressure is off a little for the first time in months and i'm kinda lost and without that pressure i've instantly reverted back to not giving a damn; but still have pressure to do some projects but don't know where to begin and can't seem to get any help. and then i sent a couple of whiney, petty emails to amy last night that i wish i hadn't sent, and thats worrying me and making me feel down. and then the weather is totally shitty and it hurts my eyes to look outside (stupid overcast horrible white cloud days)... don't know. life is good really but just kinda 'not alive'. need to go out and DO something, something different. gonna be seeing amy tomorrow and going out for a movie and meal again, but i did kinda want to do something properly different - even just going to the theatre rather than cinema, but i don't think there's anything on on a friday night (IIRC its all on saturdays) (and that just makes me feel worse cos its like just being with her isn't enough... when it is, and i love it, but there's so many sides to everything its more complicated than that). today i'd love to go to the forrest round here with me camera and take some pics but got an appointment in town in an hour and a bit so can't really do that, and loads of work to do too. plus the weather is crap for taking any decent photos. and to top it all off there's nothing i want to eat in the house (yeah i work from home). been binge eating for the last couple of days (do that when i feel 'empty' like this) so feeling unhealthy and spots are coming back in force which sucks... but now there's nothing i want to eat and yet i'm hungry (kinda an apt metaphor really).
and to top it all off i feel stupid as if i'm just blowing things totally out of proportion, being whiney, self-centred and pathetic, and should just suck it up and get on with it
bah... [/rant]
edit:
You've got a girl, ask her for hugs. :p
she's at school and is 70 miles away. i shall ask for hugs (and no doubt get them) tomorrow after i've spent another hour and a half driving up there (tires me out no end :()
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 14:18
other people seem to have been doing this of late... i feel down. can i have a hug or a fluffle or something? maybe someone could do a little dance and cheer me up or something? :(
[ fluffs up what hair is left on his head, paints his face with watercolors, dons speedos, and does a war-dance around his two totally mystified cats ]
Imagine that! :D
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 14:20
i sent a couple of whiney, petty emails to amy last night that i wish i hadn't sent, and thats worrying me and making me feel down.
Well, we can cross that right off as a matter of concern. That young lady is not only far too mature to allow a little thing like that to bother her, she's also totally taken with you. So ... knock it off, dweeb! ;)
Ancient Valyria
23-02-2006, 14:20
[ fluffs up what hair is left on his head, paints his face with watercolors, dons speedos, and does a war-dance around his two totally mystified cats ]
Imagine that! :D
rather not
Peechland
23-02-2006, 14:23
Urg. Sounds like you need a small vacation. Just a little time to regroup. In a rut it seems. It's ok. You can pull yourself out of it before it becomes a pit. I have confidence in you doll......and try not to over think things. :fluffle:
And even though the weather is shite, you could possibly get some of those cool effects pictures. Its worth a go.:)
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 14:24
today is a definite: "meh"
maybe with a shrug too.
[ wishes, not for the first time, that PM had been in the military at some point ] Then I could simply tell you, "You BEST get your frakking young azz sorted out! Get your frakking ACT together, TROOP! Otherwise, you will force me to get angry and kick that azz until I render you humpbacked! Do NOT make me angry! Do NOT make me come over there! Do NOT waste my time and yours feeling sorry for yourself!" :D
But, since you weren't in the military, the best I can do at a distance is : :fluffle:
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 14:26
rather not
Was I addressing YOU, you miserable excuse for a human being? I think NOT! Don't MAKE me angry. You would definitely NOT like me when I'm ANGRY! :D
Revasser
23-02-2006, 14:27
I'm afraid I can't offer a hug, PM.
However, as your stalker I can offer to covertly smell your hair and/or leave some kind of creepy keepsake on your pillow when I sneak into your bedroom tonight.
Peechland
23-02-2006, 14:30
I'm afraid I can't offer a hug, PM.
However, as your stalker I can offer to covertly smell your hair and/or leave some kind of creepy keepsake on your pillow when I sneak into your bedroom tonight.
How cool would that be! I gotta get me a stalker...
Whereyouthinkyougoing
23-02-2006, 14:31
How cool would that be! I gotta get me a stalker...Well, what if it's a severed horse's head? :eek:
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 14:31
How cool would that be! I gotta get me a stalker...
[ Volunteers! ] Mwahahahaha! :D
she's at school and is 70 miles away. i shall ask for hugs (and no doubt get them) tomorrow after i've spent another hour and a half driving up there (tires me out no end :()
Still better off than me. Chin up, sailor. :p
I do know how you feel, though.
Peechland
23-02-2006, 14:35
Well, what if it's a severed horse's head? :eek:
ooo-no good.
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 14:38
Still better off than me. Chin up, sailor. :p
I do know how you feel, though.
[ In best Arliegh Ermy voice, at max decibles! ] Was that frakking post supposed to make him feel BETTER? My two-year-old grandson could do better than that! Who GIVES a flying rat's azz how you feel! Get the frack OVER yourself, TROOP! This entire Forum is discombobulated beyond belief! I will become your worst NIGHTMARE if you don't get your head out of your forth point of contact! I've never in my LIFE seen such a grab-asstic mob of overly sensitive candy-asses! I will spend the entire DAY sorting all your sorry asses out! [/Rant]
Peechland
23-02-2006, 14:42
[ In best Arliegh Ermy voice, at max decibles! ] Was that frakking post supposed to make him feel BETTER? My two-year-old grandson could do better than that! Who GIVES a flying rat's azz how you feel! Get the frack OVER yourself, TROOP! This entire Forum is discombobulated beyond belief! I will become your worst NIGHTMARE if you don't get your head out of your forth point of contact! I've never in my LIFE seen such a grab-asstic mob of overly sensitive candy-asses! I will spend the entire DAY sorting all your sorry asses out! [/Rant]
This makes me think about the drilll sargeant on Full Metal Jacket. He's the best drill sargeant ever. I love that guy.
"whats your excuse private?"
"sir, excuse for what sir?"
"I'm askin' the fuckin' questions here! Mind if I'm in charge for a while?"
"Sir, no sir!"
"Well thank you very much!"
erm.yeah. great flick.
Hang in there, it's almost friday. It's gonna get better, you'll see.
And now, commencing gratuitous fluffling: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
23-02-2006, 14:43
[ In best Arliegh Ermy voice, at max decibles! ] Was that frakking post supposed to make him feel BETTER? My two-year-old grandson could do better than that! Who GIVES a flying rat's azz how you feel! Get the frack OVER yourself, TROOP! This entire Forum is discombobulated beyond belief! I will become your worst NIGHTMARE if you don't get your head out of your forth point of contact! I've never in my LIFE seen such a grab-asstic mob of overly sensitive candy-asses! I will spend the entire DAY sorting all your sorry asses out! [/Rant]
Says the fluffle master. :rolleyes: :p
Come on, Eut, we all know you're a kitten... :D
Pure Metal
23-02-2006, 14:47
[ fluffs up what hair is left on his head, paints his face with watercolors, dons speedos, and does a war-dance around his two totally mystified cats ]
Imagine that! :D
lol! :p
more scary than funny, but i be laughing anyway :P
Urg. Sounds like you need a small vacation. Just a little time to regroup. In a rut it seems. It's ok. You can pull yourself out of it before it becomes a pit. I have confidence in you doll......and try not to over think things. :fluffle:
And even though the weather is shite, you could possibly get some of those cool effects pictures. Its worth a go.:)
mmm a vacation would sure be nice. now its just a matter of money, and time, and having someone to go with... parents have no time for that kind of thing, amy is still 15 and i'm sure her parents wouldn't let her go on any kind of holiday with me for quite some time, and all my friends are busy with their final year of degrees and the like. but you're right - a rut it is. thanks :)
[ wishes, not for the first time, that PM had been in the military at some point ] Then I could simply tell you, "You BEST get your frakking young azz sorted out! Get your frakking ACT together, TROOP! Otherwise, you will force me to get angry and kick that azz until I render you humpbacked! Do NOT make me angry! Do NOT make me come over there! Do NOT waste my time and yours feeling sorry for yourself!" :D
But, since you weren't in the military, the best I can do at a distance is : :fluffle:
lol... military peeps get shouted at... civilians get fluffles. sure know which i'd rather be ;) :D
Carnivorous Lickers
23-02-2006, 14:48
This makes me think about the drilll sargeant on Full Metal Jacket. He's the best drill sargeant ever. I love that guy.
"whats your excuse private?"
"sir, excuse for what sir?"
"I'm askin' the fuckin' questions here! Mind if I'm in charge for a while?"
"Sir, no sir!"
"Well thank you very much!"
erm.yeah. great flick.
The best part of that movies was the first 25 minutes. The rest was forgetable.
"Are you royalty,Private? That name sounds like royalty!!"
"What is your major malfunction?"
"What the hell is this?? A Jelly Doughnut!!?!?!" (I flinched when he found the jelly doughnut in the foot locker)
[ In best Arliegh Ermy voice, at max decibles! ] Was that frakking post supposed to make him feel BETTER? My two-year-old grandson could do better than that! Who GIVES a flying rat's azz how you feel! Get the frack OVER yourself, TROOP! This entire Forum is discombobulated beyond belief! I will become your worst NIGHTMARE if you don't get your head out of your forth point of contact! I've never in my LIFE seen such a grab-asstic mob of overly sensitive candy-asses! I will spend the entire DAY sorting all your sorry asses out! [/Rant]
YOU shut your pansy mouth, you insolent old codger! Who are you to speak to me in that condescending tone of voice? You have a twisted fantasy about being General Patton himself? Get over your war fantasies and learn your place, maggot! Get your arse back into your wheelchair before I call the nurse to feed your bedpan to you through a straw!
Only kidding Eut. You know I love ya. :fluffle: :p
Pure Metal
23-02-2006, 14:49
Hang in there, it's almost friday. It's gonna get better, you'll see.
And now, commencing gratuitous fluffling: :fluffle: :fluffle:
what? so i can work at the weekend and do nothing different then too? (like always)
oh joy! :headbang:
but fluffles back anyway :P :fluffle:
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 14:51
This makes me think about the drilll sargeant on Full Metal Jacket. He's the best drill sargeant ever. I love that guy.
"whats your excuse private?"
"sir, excuse for what sir?"
"I'm askin' the fuckin' questions here! Mind if I'm in charge for a while?"
"Sir, no sir!"
"Well thank you very much!"
erm.yeah. great flick.
That was Arliegh Ermy, who now hosts a regular series on The History Channel! :D
Peechland
23-02-2006, 14:52
The best part of that movies was the first 25 minutes. The rest was forgetable.
"Are you royalty,Private? That name sounds like royalty!!"
"What is your major malfunction?"
"What the hell is this?? A Jelly Doughnut!!?!?!" (I flinched when he found the jelly doughnut in the foot locker)
Yeah, the whole basic training scene is the best. Poor Private Pyle. That guy still scares me even though he's moved on to a less crazy role -like on Law and Order Criminal Intent. But he was wicked in The Cell. *shudder*
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 14:52
YOU shut your pansy mouth, you insolent old codger! Who are you to speak to me in that condescending tone of voice? You have a twisted fantasy about being General Patton himself? Get over your war fantasies and learn your place, maggot! Get your arse back into your wheelchair before I call the nurse to feed your bedpan to you through a straw!
Only kidding Eut. You know I love ya. :fluffle: :p
LOL! Not bad, not bad, but you lack sufficient experience and earthy vocabulary. :D
Peechland
23-02-2006, 14:53
That was Arliegh Ermy, who now hosts a regular series on The History Channel! :D
Yeah I've seen that! I didnt know his name. He's a riot.
Watch him PM...he will make you laugh
Whereyouthinkyougoing
23-02-2006, 14:54
LOL! Not bad, not bad, but you lack sufficient experience and earthy vocabulary. :D
Well. I'm no expert, but the "feeding you your bed pan through a straw" sounded mighty earthy to me. :eek:
Peechland
23-02-2006, 14:55
Well. I'm no expert, but the "feeding you your bed pan through a straw" sounded mighty earthy to me. :eek:
haha...score one for Kanabia.
Carnivorous Lickers
23-02-2006, 14:56
other people seem to have been doing this of late... i feel down. can i have a hug or a fluffle or something? maybe someone could do a little dance and cheer me up or something? :(
One day, during a heavy duty depression, I decided listening to Type-O Negative wasnt helping much.
Switch music. Plan your trip to see you beloved. Plan a surprise for her- you already seem pretty creatively romantic in that department.
And think of me when I had to drive to see my girlfriend. I lived in upstate New York-she went to school over two hours away in Long Island. My car was a piece of shit that didnt want to go across town, let alone through THE BRONX. I found out my gas gauge was broken one night on the cross bronx expressway when the car sputtered and died. One minute, I was thinking about the scent of "Sunflowers: perfume on her neck, the next minute, I was thinking only of survival-walking with an emptied out Prestone anti-freeze container,alone,young and white in an extremely hostile South Bronx. I was about 150 pounds and hadnt seen any battle yet, other than high school fist fights.
I got the gas and made it back before vultures descended to strip my car of its battery and alternator.
For the rest of my trip out to see her, anticpation was so much sweeter.
I'm hoping there is no adversity lurking between you and your beloved, but maybe think about my little story on your trip. maybe it will keep you from falling asleep.
LOL! Not bad, not bad, but you lack sufficient experience and earthy vocabulary. :D
What the HELL do I need earthly vocabulary for? So mental halfwits such as yourself can get it through your thick, jelly filled skulls? Well soldier, that ain't MY problem! If you can't fathom your own worthless existance, you're not made out for this army and I suggest you go find yourself a nice comfortable job arranging flowers in a kindergarten, or dressing up as a mildly overweight and balding Santa Claus throwing chocolate to small children! Now SCRAM!
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 14:59
The best part of that movies was the first 25 minutes. The rest was forgetable.
"Are you royalty,Private? That name sounds like royalty!!"
"What is your major malfunction?"
"What the hell is this?? A Jelly Doughnut!!?!?!" (I flinched when he found the jelly doughnut in the foot locker)
LOL! I had a Tactical Officer in Officer Candidate School who was hell on wheels if anyone ever laughed in formation. Which meant, of course, that he did everything in his power to make the Candidates laugh.
We wore brass insignia on both lapels which said "O.C.S." Of course we were expected to brasso this until you could shave in your reflection. One of this Tac-Officer's favorite tricks was to get really, really close to these brass insignia so he could check for "corrosion" inside the letters of the insignia ( "corrosion" being nothing more than some greenish-looking dried Brasso you had neglected to remove. ). This meant that his nose was very close to your uniform, and all anyone my height ( he was about 5'8" ) could see was the top of his head as he turned it left and right, trying to see down into the insignia. I always laughed! Heh! That's how I was able to do 1,000 push-ups in sets of 100 by the time I graduated from OCS! LOL!
Carnivorous Lickers
23-02-2006, 15:01
That was Arliegh Ermy, who now hosts a regular series on The History Channel! :D
I love that guy. My wife draws a parallel between he and I when I am trying to get the kids ready for school in the morning.
"Use your fork!"
"Dont wipe you hands on your shirt, thats why I gave you a napkin!"
"Now put your other sneaker on, you're gonna miss the bus!!"
If it was up to her, they'd nap a little while longer on the couch, watching cartoons, select from a breakfast menu and then I'd have to drop work to drive them to school with bed head and no socks on.
Peechland
23-02-2006, 15:03
I love that guy. My wife draws a parallel between he and I when I am trying to get the kids ready for school in the morning.
"Use your fork!"
"Dont wipe you hands on your shirt, thats why I gave you a napkin!"
"Now put your other sneaker on, you're gonna miss the bus!!"
If it was up to her, they'd nap a little while longer on the couch, watching cartoons, select from a breakfast menu and then I'd have to drop work to drive them to school with bed head and no socks on.
LOL....sorry, but that image made me laugh outloud. You with bed head and no socks. haha!
Carnivorous Lickers
23-02-2006, 15:04
LOL! I had a Tactical Officer in Officer Candidate School who was hell on wheels if anyone ever laughed in formation. Which meant, of course, that he did everything in his power to make the Candidates laugh.
We wore brass insignia on both lapels which said "O.C.S." Of course we were expected to brasso this until you could shave in your reflection. One of this Tac-Officer's favorite tricks was to get really, really close to these brass insignia so he could check for "corrosion" inside the letters of the insignia ( "corrosion" being nothing more than some greenish-looking dried Brasso you had neglected to remove. ). This meant that his nose was very close to your uniform, and all anyone my height ( he was about 5'8" ) could see was the top of his head as he turned it left and right, trying to see down into the insignia. I always laughed! Heh! That's how I was able to do 1,000 push-ups in sets of 100 by the time I graduated from OCS! LOL!
Laughing at inoportune times was a problem for me too. Its safe to say I sweat much more in training and bled less in battle, which proves the point.
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 15:05
I love that guy. My wife draws a parallel between he and I when I am trying to get the kids ready for school in the morning.
"Use your fork!"
"Dont wipe you hands on your shirt, thats why I gave you a napkin!"
"Now put your other sneaker on, you're gonna miss the bus!!"
If it was up to her, they'd nap a little while longer on the couch, watching cartoons, select from a breakfast menu and then I'd have to drop work to drive them to school with bed head and no socks on.
Hehehe! I was still in the active Army when Paulette and I got married. She had three children from a previous marriage, so I did the only thing I knew to do at the time: applied what I had learned from soldier management. All three of them learned early on that what "D.I. Daddy" said was GOING to happen! :D
Carnivorous Lickers
23-02-2006, 15:07
LOL....sorry, but that image made me laugh outloud. You with bed head and no socks. haha!
I meant the kids with bedhead and no socks on.
If you come accross me with no socks and bedhead, there is a problem and it might be to late to run.
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 15:09
Well. I'm no expert, but the "feeding you your bed pan through a straw" sounded mighty earthy to me. :eek:
LOL! Like I said, not bad for an amateur! :p
Peechland
23-02-2006, 15:10
I meant the kids with bedhead and no socks on.
If you come accross me with no socks and bedhead, there is a problem and it might be to late to run.
My image is funnier:D
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 15:11
What the HELL do I need earthly vocabulary for? So mental halfwits such as yourself can get it through your thick, jelly filled skulls? Well soldier, that ain't MY problem! If you can't fathom your own worthless existance, you're not made out for this army and I suggest you go find yourself a nice comfortable job arranging flowers in a kindergarten, or dressing up as a mildly overweight and balding Santa Claus throwing chocolate to small children! Now SCRAM!
ROFLMAO! See? Practice does indeed improve you! :D
what? so i can work at the weekend and do nothing different then too? (like always)
oh joy! :headbang:
But it's the weekend. Everything's supposed to be better during the weekend. So even "nothing different" is expected to be better. That's how the week works, and why mondays are horrible, horrible creations of a sick and twisted mind. I say, let's get rid of mondays once and for all! You'll see how much better the world will be! [/rant] :p
Seriously though, I can imagine what you're going throug having been in a similar situation before. Best of luck to you.
but fluffles back anyway :P :fluffle: :fluffle:
Kilobugya
23-02-2006, 15:12
Hi PM !
Oh, what's wrong with you ? :/
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: and another one :fluffle:
Feeling better now ? I hope...
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 15:14
Laughing at inoportune times was a problem for me too. Its safe to say I sweat much more in training and bled less in battle, which proves the point.
Precisely. That technique has been proven time and again over several centuries of use. If you can force people to learn to focus their attention intensely, you will help them to survive in a hostile environment.
ROFLMAO! See? Practice does indeed improve you! :D
*grins*
Maybe I should be a school teacher. :p
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 15:16
*grins*
Maybe I should be a school teacher. :p
LOL! Nahh. Talk about increasing the use of Ritilin! Whew! :D
LOL! Nahh. Talk about increasing the use of Ritilin! Whew! :D
But what could be more fun than traumatising small children? :D
Carnivorous Lickers
23-02-2006, 15:23
Precisely. That technique has been proven time and again over several centuries of use. If you can force people to learn to focus their attention intensely, you will help them to survive in a hostile environment.
And hopefully break people of the urge to laugh at moments of dire emergency.
I distinctly recall laughing through a snarl,while rolling on the floor in reciprocal headlocks with a guy much larger than me-laughing, promising to kill him...
My best friend told me he thought it was odd.
Now,many years later, I can maintain a poker face through anything. I also dont find myself in too many scuffles these days either.
Does that paint a funny picture, Peech?
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 15:23
But what could be more fun than traumatising small children? :D
LOL! Jeeze. You are one sick puppy, dude! :D
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 15:25
Now,many years later, I can maintain a poker face through anything. I also dont find myself in too many scuffles these days either.
"Let me see your war-face!" :D
Maineiacs
23-02-2006, 15:31
"Let me see your war-face!" :D
SIR! YES, SIR!
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/3560/03052325luccaland51a0ud.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Carnivorous Lickers
23-02-2006, 15:32
"Let me see your war-face!" :D
*L* Please-between nature,windshields and blunt,immovable objects, I'm scary without intending to be.
Legless Pirates
23-02-2006, 15:38
:eek: you went all the way to holland? thanks :D
Pffft. I go there all the time.
:fluffle:
Peechland
23-02-2006, 15:48
And hopefully break people of the urge to laugh at moments of dire emergency.
I distinctly recall laughing through a snarl,while rolling on the floor in reciprocal headlocks with a guy much larger than me-laughing, promising to kill him...
My best friend told me he thought it was odd.
Now,many years later, I can maintain a poker face through anything. I also dont find myself in too many scuffles these days either.
Does that paint a funny picture, Peech?
hahaha! DOes it ever! No chance there is video of that?
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 16:05
*L* Please-between nature,windshields and blunt,immovable objects, I'm scary without intending to be.
LOL! I've been fortunate in that regard. All my various injuries have been to places other than my face! :D
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 16:07
SIR! YES, SIR!
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/3560/03052325luccaland51a0ud.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
LOL! That's just ... disturbing! :D
Glitziness
23-02-2006, 16:56
:fluffle:
Huw, I'm sorry. Sorry for doing the wrong things. Sorry for making you feel worse.
Argh - I blame msn and how hard it is to pick up on how you're feeling or how you respond to what I say.
I... I can't find all the right words right now but I'll talk to you or email you later, depending on when you get back.
For now, just know these things:
-I'm so glad you sent me that email. I only wish you'd sent it earlier or said something earlier or done something so that I could have been able to stop myself sticking my foot in my mouth. But, either way, I'm incredibly glad you sent it now.
-I don't think you're overreacting or being petty or silly. I can totally understand how you feel and while I'm not sorry for my actions in that they weren't inherently bad, I'm sorry that I've been hurting you and now that I know how you feel I can be more sensitive to it. You do know that the second you tell me something hurts you I'll stop? 'Cause I absolutly hate the thought of hurting you, you know I do. It tears me apart to think I've been making you feel that way. I'm hardly going to judge you for feeling insecure when I understand that feeling so well. Do you really think I'd ever hold that against you?
-I love you. Oh, I love you so much, with all my heart. And everyone can see that - Eut himself said it earlier in this thread. Anyone who reads my posts or hears me talk about you must see in my eyes how happy you make me and how you're everything to me. And... I could never see you as just "average". You're the most incredible, wonderful person I know. There are so many things I love about you and admire about you and there's noone I hold in a higher esteem. If I compare you to anyone, you "win" every time. If I had everyone in the world begging for me to pick them, I'd pick you everytime. I can't comprehend how you can see yourself as worthless or insignifcant... yet, at the same time, I know that feeling so well and it's so awful to think that not only do you feel that way but that I make you feel that way. I'm so sorry.
-I'm going to try not to beat myself up over this too much so don't worry about me or making me feel guilty or anything. I just want to be able to make up for how insensitive I've been....
Okay - I really didn't mean to say all that but it just kinda came flooding out... Sorry to all you others folks reading this thread.
There's still plenty more I could say Huw but I'll talk to you later.
*hugs*
:fluffle: all my love
edit: for anyone reading, it's all sorted now *nods* :fluffle: :D
Pure Metal
23-02-2006, 17:10
-snip-
you have an email :fluffle:
(but you don't need to be so sorry - i am (or was) overreacting)
will talk to you later :fluffle:
(and i blame msn too!)
You fluffled me on one of my bad days... Time to repay the favor (Sonaj style)!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Carnivorous Lickers
23-02-2006, 17:17
hahaha! DOes it ever! No chance there is video of that?
Nope-I'm sure it woulda been used against me otherwise. If it happened today, you could be sure it would be on video tape as well as 25 cel phones.
I was hanging on for dear life- no way I was letting go until he went limp otherwise I'm sure he would have broken me up badly. It was a tough way to learn that the bar room furniture in movies is made out of balsa wood and breaks right up. In real life, it breaks you up.
I'm sure this makes you hysterical with laughter now.
Peechland
23-02-2006, 17:19
Nope-I'm sure it woulda been used against me otherwise. If it happened today, you could be sure it would be on video tape as well as 25 cel phones.
I was hanging on for dear life- no way I was letting go until he went limp otherwise I'm sure he would have broken me up badly. It was a tough way to learn that the bar room furniture in movies is made out of balsa wood and breaks right up. In real life, it breaks you up.
I'm sure this makes you hysterical with laughter now.
What? I couldnt hear you...I was laughing hysterically.
*hugs Pure Metal*
"Let me see your war-face!" :D
My war face. (http://library.angeltowns.net/PartyPictures/DSC01543.JPG)
Peechland
23-02-2006, 17:23
My war face. (http://library.angeltowns.net/PartyPictures/DSC01543.JPG)
Were you going as Laura Croft for Halloween?
Were you going as Laura Croft for Halloween?
Yep! :D I've got the long braided hair, but it's hard to tell in that photo.
Peechland
23-02-2006, 17:25
Yep! :D
Excellent! You pulled it off well. The guy beside you is hilarious! Great costumes.
Carnivorous Lickers
23-02-2006, 17:27
What? I couldnt hear you...I was laughing hysterically.
All I wanted to do was get away intact,without being arrested killed or held responsible for damage. My "friend" was right there and did nothing to help aside from rooting me on.
I was lucky to get away with two broken fingers someone stepped on, or were broken when I punched his friend's face when he tried block my get-away.
I was laughing too...
"Let me see your war-face!" :D
Hehe. (http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/8246/evil4cg.jpg)
other people seem to have been doing this of late... i feel down. can i have a hug or a fluffle or something? maybe someone could do a little dance and cheer me up or something? :(
dancin i don't got, huggs i give you lots. huggs and scritchies. consider yourself thoroughly hugged and happiness wished.
i'm not the most entertaining of company. i'd usualy rather be creating or exploring. but i do want everyone to be able to be happy.
that's why the kind of world we all have to live in is what i care so much about.
happiness i have found, at least for me, is a byproduct of being engauged in what we enjoy doing. might i recomend creating and exploring? these take many forms.
even sex is only gratifying because it is something to explore and money, when it is used in the serveice of being creative with.
=^^=
.../\...
Secret aj man
24-02-2006, 08:35
Slip me a few C-notes and I'll dance all night for you.
Until then:
*laughs and celebrates in your misery*
how about some unspoken sex?
lol..just playin..i am a wise guy.
Sarkhaan
24-02-2006, 20:30
Hehe. (http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/8246/evil4cg.jpg)
haha...you and that webcam...
haha...you and that webcam...
That's a pretty old pic...
But yes, it's amazing how much fun can be had with a $20 webcam. :D
Sarkhaan
24-02-2006, 20:42
That's a pretty old pic...
But yes, it's amazing how much fun can be had with a $20 webcam. :D
I figured going by the hair, but I don't think I've seen it.
other people seem to have been doing this of late... i feel down. can i have a hug or a fluffle or something? maybe someone could do a little dance and cheer me up or something? :(
Backrub maybe?
I have magic hands.
Revasser
24-02-2006, 20:57
Backrub maybe?
I have magic hands.
Can I have your magic hands when you die?
Hehe. (http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/8246/evil4cg.jpg)
Your is better than mine. :D
I figured going by the hair, but I don't think I've seen it.
Hm, the hair would have been pretty long when I took that.
Your is better than mine. :D
:D
Maybe if you mixed my one with your Lara Croft we'd have a winner...hmm.....though I lack the cleavage to pull it off. :p
Pure Metal
25-02-2006, 14:00
for the record: no longer in need of a hug at all :)
had a great time again with that certain NSer last night, and its all sunny and lovely today (and i'm all lovey ;)) so.... :fluffle: *hands out free hugs to all* :D
Glitziness
25-02-2006, 14:02
for the record: no longer in need of a hug at all :)
had a great time again with that certain NSer last night, and its all sunny and lovely today (and i'm all lovey ;)) so.... :fluffle: *hands out free hugs to all* :D
:) *does little dance* :P
:fluffle:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
25-02-2006, 14:11
for the record: no longer in need of a hug at all :)
had a great time again with that certain NSer last night, and its all sunny and lovely today (and i'm all lovey ;)) so.... :fluffle: *hands out free hugs to all* :D
Free hugs! *grabs one*
Good to hear, too, PM. :)
Murderous maniacs
25-02-2006, 14:11
<resists urge to be annoyed at not getting some> i'm sure i'll get some soon
Europa alpha
25-02-2006, 15:54
I'll do better than a hug my deary!
MAY YOUR BABIES BE BORN WITH YOUR FACE SUPER-IMPOSED ON THEM :D
Pure Metal
25-02-2006, 15:57
:) *does little dance* :P
:fluffle:
ooh *dances also* :P :fluffle:
*puts on scarily big smile and wiggles in chair... mm TGI Fridays style!... hehe :p *
<resists urge to be annoyed at not getting some> i'm sure i'll get some soon
*free hugs* :fluffle:
Free hugs! *grabs one*
Good to hear, too, PM. :)
:fluffle: fluffles for you too :) :fluffle:
*is in big happy mood of happiness* :)
Eutrusca
25-02-2006, 15:58
*is in big happy mood of happiness* :)
'Bout frickkin' time! :p
Pure Metal
25-02-2006, 16:06
'Bout frickkin' time! :p
:fluffle: :D
oh and that reminds me: for the record i went out the other day and got my hands on Full Metal Jacket and that Lee Ermey fellow... yet to watch but i took teh advice :)
Eutrusca
25-02-2006, 16:07
:fluffle: :D
oh and that reminds me: for the record i went out the other day and got my hands on Full Metal Jacket and that Lee Ermey fellow... yet to watch but i took teh advice :)
LOL! Kewl! Arliegh is a trip! :D