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Teh 3vil Muslims...terrorism...will nobody think of the children?:eek: ...reform...kick them out...asylum seekers...free speech...:mad: ...tolerance (unless they're muslim)...muslims kick fluffy kittens:( ...peace...barbarians...should show our civilised values by nuking them all...:mp5:

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Happy smilie to make the poster look less like a bigot: :p

Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoscet.

Das ist doch komisch...

Khaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

I believe this counts as spam.

Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoscet.

Would you like to translate that for uneducated people like me?

"Something is everywhere. God is..."?

I believe this counts as spam.

Parody=/=Spam

Teh 3vil Muslims...terrorism...will nobody think of the children?:eek:

I completely agree with you. Those damn Muslims and liberals never think of the children, the monsters!
...reform...kick them out...asylum seekers...free speech...

Once again, great point. Kicking out Muslims would greatly reduce crime and hate. However, I think it better to kill them all. :mp5:

:mad: ...tolerance (unless they're muslim)...muslims kick fluffy kittens:( ...peace...barbarians...should show our civilised values by nuking them all...:mp5:

Right on. Fluffly kittens have to bear the brunt of Muslim attrocities, and I will not stand for it. We need to show them that they cannot have their way with kittens. They are so uncivilized, all 1 000 000 000+ of them. Nuking is a very viable solution that would solve the problem at the root. Excellent suggestion.

Happy smilie to make the poster look less like a bigot: :p

Good thing you posted that smiley. Otherwise, pinko commie liberals might think that you were a bigot or something. This is a very intelligent, well thought-out post that is likely to spark a 10+ page debate, resulting in random insults being thrown. Bravo.

Would you like to translate that for uneducated people like me?

"Something is everywhere. God is..."?

Kill them all. God will know his own.

Kill them all. God will know his own.

Ok, I will never try to guess latin meanings again...

Ok, I will never try to guess latin meanings again...

As a piece of sarcasm, it's quite appropriate.

The origins of the phrase:

In 1209, during the "Albigensian Crusade" against the Cathar heresy in Southern France, the forces of Orthodox Catholicism had been besieging the city of Beziers, defended by the Cathar heretics, for some time. Finally they breached the walls of the city and prepared to storm it. The commander of the crusade, Simon de Montfort, Earl of Leicester, pointed out that not everybody in the city was a heretic, some of them wer good Catholics, so how should they treat the inhabitants when they captured the city? A monk who was actually present at the siege recorded the answer of the Papal Legate to the Crusaders, Arnaud-Amaury, the Abbot of Citeaux, as "Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoscet." ("Kill them all. God will know his own." ) So the Crusaders followed his advice and killed everybody they could find in Beziers.

The Abbot presumably said it in everyday French, and the account we have is in Latin, but there seems no reason to doubt that he really did give that advice.

Sounds like a lot of people are getting this philosophy now.

Failed attempt at satire/10

Teh 3vil Muslims...terrorism...will nobody think of the children?:eek: ...reform...kick them out...asylum seekers...free speech...:mad: ...tolerance (unless they're muslim)...muslims kick fluffy kittens:( ...peace...barbarians...should show our civilised values by nuking them all...:mp5:

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Happy smilie to make the poster look less like a bigot: :p
I agree completely. Those damn Muslims are crossing the border and taking all of our best grape-picking jobs. They surrendered to the Germans and we had to go over there to bail their asses out in WWII. Their communist ideology led to the cold war. They're making movies like Brokeback Mountain to try to recruit kids into being gay like them. I hate them all!

Yah! kind of like all those atheist posts!
No God...You all are retarted....bow before my superiority....evidance...science is t3h pwnzors...stfu noob...I know I am right!... etc, etc.

I agree completely. Those damn Muslims are crossing the border and taking all of our best grape-picking jobs. They surrendered to the Germans and we had to go over there to bail their asses out in WWII. Their communist ideology led to the cold war. They're making movies like Brokeback Mountain to try to recruit kids into being gay like them. I hate them all!
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I agree completely. Those damn Muslims are crossing the border and taking all of our best grape-picking jobs. They surrendered to the Germans and we had to go over there to bail their asses out in WWII. Their communist ideology led to the cold war. They're making movies like Brokeback Mountain to try to recruit kids into being gay like them. I hate them all!

What's more I hear they've joined forces with the Worldwide Jewish ConspiracyTM and together they ar breeding giant, radioactive space badgers which wil destroy the whole world!!1!one!!eleven!!:eek:

Not funny, and the ad hominems were too exaggerated.

F--

Yah! kind of like all those atheist posts!
No God...You all are retarted....bow before my superiority....evidance...science is t3h pwnzors...stfu noob...I know I am right!... etc, etc.

Yes but the millitant atheists are less persistant.

Yes but the millitant atheists are less persistant.
I agree, they have died out as of late.

Not funny, and too ad hominem. You failed to add even a scrap of argument gleaned through imperical means, and your exaggerations were too great.

If you're going to discredit the detractors of Islam, you'll have to put in more effort and provoke more laughter.

F--

I don't know how to make arguments through imperical knowledge, I could try using empirical knowledge if that'll do.

And I'm mainly attacking the detractors' tendency to start hundreds of identical threads with identical arguments on each one but a complete lack of reason.

I'm off to bed now, night all.

I don't know how to make arguments through imperical knowledge, I could try using empirical knowledge if that'll do.

Pfft. Try really is the operative word there, isn't it? An unfortunate spelling error that was edited long before your post went out.

And I'm mainly attacking the detractors' tendency to start hundreds of identical threads with identical arguments on each one but a complete lack of reason.

I don't see much in the way of reasoned argument in your thread-opener, little random. And pretend tags? Went out of fashion with the swastika, man.

Oh, and as long as we're pointing out botched English, you might want to take a look at your grammar.

I'm off to bed now, night all.
Hope you've looked under your bed tonight... After implying there is a Worldwide Conspiracy you never know what you might find. :eek: Oh, and remember boys and girls, there is no conspiracy. And if there is, well then the Illuminati has got nothing to do with it because the Illuminati does not exist.
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Teh 3vil Muslims...terrorism...will nobody think of the children?:eek: ...reform...kick them out...asylum seekers...free speech...:mad: ...tolerance (unless they're muslim)...muslims kick fluffy kittens:( ...peace...barbarians...should show our civilised values by nuking them all...:mp5:

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[Insert arbitrary self-righteous sign-off here]

Happy smilie to make the poster look less like a bigot: :p

teh muslims are taking over teh world with their evil plans to make us all listen to Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan albums. DONT TRUSS EM.

Goddammit!

First they bomb Pearl Harbour, and now this!

Goddammit!

First they bomb Pearl Harbour, and now this!
That was justified - I mean, it was after all a very bad movie.

why isn't they speeekyng fuking english 'stead of their ooga booga foreihn speek?! :mad: :mad: :mad: :sniper: :sniper: Ahhhhh! Me mad!

I, speaking as somebody who knows absolutely nothing about Islam and has never met an Islamic person in my life, believe that I am the foremost expert on Islam in this hemisphere!

And speaking as an Islam expert, I believe that Muslims are not only terrorists, but that they have five eyes, purple skin, long sticky tentacles, and eight genders! Think of that. Needing eight people just to have one baby? How do they survive?! And, I heard that they flog their young with saucelsss spaghetti strands whenever they don't walk their pet cheetahs! That's awful!

Tune into Fox News for my fair and balanced analysis.

Pfft. Try really is the operative word there, isn't it? An unfortunate spelling error that was edited long before your post went out.

So in other words:

I insult your entire post because of one spelling mistake = bad

You insult an entire religion because of a few radicals = fine?

I don't see much in the way of reasoned argument in your thread-opener, little random. And pretend tags? Went out of fashion with the swastika, man.

Oh, and as long as we're pointing out botched English, you might want to take a look at your grammar.

If there was reasoned argument it'd hardly have been a parody of the Islam bashing threads would it?

You've been offered plenty of reasoned argument time and time again, that didn't work so this time I'm going to try sarcasm.