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We swear, officer, nobody was really going to screw the goat!

Drunk commies deleted
22-02-2006, 21:56
Some Kentucky frat boys were recently busted with a goat. It was being kept indoors and was found standing in it's own urine and feces. Some of the students told police the goat was going to be used in a hazing ritual. The frat boys insisted that nobody would be having sex with the animal.

http://www.nbc17.com/education/7151219/detail.html
Argesia
22-02-2006, 22:01
The frat boys insisted that nobody would be having sex with the animal.
Of course. After standing in its own urine and feces, that would just be disgusting.
Peechland
22-02-2006, 22:02
My lord. Kentucky is getting to be as bad as Alabama.
Peechland
22-02-2006, 22:08
Bwahaha! You win the smiley of the day award.

And the official thumbs up award, inspired by you of course.
Tweedlesburg
22-02-2006, 22:19
This kind of weird shit is getting so common nowadays. It's scary after you look beyond the initial hilarity of the incident.
Forfania Gottesleugner
22-02-2006, 22:26
This kind of weird shit is getting so common nowadays. It's scary after you look beyond the initial hilarity of the incident.

Nowadays? Haha where have you been? Hazing has lessoned from crack downs if anything.
Tweedlesburg
22-02-2006, 22:29
Nowadays? Haha where have you been? Hazing has lessoned from crack downs if anything.
I was talking more about beastiality. Just last week there was a thread about some guy who was killed while attempting to have sex with a horse.
Drunk commies deleted
22-02-2006, 22:29
Nowadays? Haha where have you been? Hazing has lessoned from crack downs if anything.
Are you a college student?
Penetrobe
22-02-2006, 22:34
The frat boys insisted that nobody would be having sex with the animal.

It wasn't their choice. The goat has standards.
Straughn
22-02-2006, 22:37
Bwahaha! You win the smiley of the day award.

And the official thumbs up award, inspired by you of course.
I lifted that off someone else earlier. Found it fresh, dished it fresh.
WooT!
I'd give 'em props but i don't remember where it was. But it's around somewhere.
I'm sure it'll be useful again ... ;)
The Nazz
22-02-2006, 23:03
You know, when I was being initiated (half a lifetime ago, it seems), there were jokes around the frat house that there was going to be a goat involved, but it never appeared. Those Kentucky boys are fucked up.
Peechland
22-02-2006, 23:04
I lifted that off someone else earlier. Found it fresh, dished it fresh.
WooT!
I'd give 'em props but i don't remember where it was. But it's around somewhere.
I'm sure it'll be useful again ... ;)

In NS General? Absolutely. I think LG would be most happy to add it to his collection.
Minoriteeburg
22-02-2006, 23:08
Some Kentucky frat boys were recently busted with a goat. It was being kept indoors and was found standing in it's own urine and feces. Some of the students told police the goat was going to be used in a hazing ritual. The frat boys insisted that nobody would be having sex with the animal.

http://www.nbc17.com/education/7151219/detail.html


LMAO!

Good stuff DCD, whatever news slips through the cracks you always seem to catch it.
Ifreann
22-02-2006, 23:16
I can see those frat boys getting around this and hazing the *insert proper college term for n00b*s. All I'll say is that the storeroom may not be cleaned, and may be inhabited........
Sane Outcasts
22-02-2006, 23:23
My lord. Kentucky is getting to be as bad as Alabama.

Step down here and say that....

Seriously, it's dumbass rednecks like this that give my state a bad name. We all aren't like that....except for Eastern Kentucky.....and maybe Western Kentucky..

Damn it, I give up.
Minoriteeburg
22-02-2006, 23:25
Step down here and say that....

Seriously, it's dumbass rednecks lie this that give my state a bad name. We all aren't like that....except for Eastern Kentucky.....and maybe Western Kentucky..

Damn it, I give up.


LOL dont worry it isnt much better up north....take PA for example
Peechland
22-02-2006, 23:26
Step down here and say that....

Seriously, it's dumbass rednecks lie this that give my state a bad name. We all aren't like that....except for Eastern Kentucky.....and maybe Western Kentucky..

Damn it, I give up.

I will step over there...since I'm right next door. I mean no offense. I always joke about Alabama....I have to! I live in Ga!

In all fairness, we have our share of goat molesters here. :(
Minoriteeburg
22-02-2006, 23:28
I will step over there...since I'm right next door. I mean no offense. I always joke about Alabama....I have to! I live in Ga!

In all fairness, we have our share of goat molesters here. :(


where in GA?
Wozzledwarf
22-02-2006, 23:42
Of course. After standing in its own urine and feces, that would just be disgusting.


yeah that would be the disguisting part right? not the actual goat sex.
Peechland
22-02-2006, 23:51
where in GA?


I'm in the northwest part. Bout 6 hours from you. But isnt Savannah a pretty town?
Minoriteeburg
22-02-2006, 23:53
I'm in the northwest part. Bout 6 hours from you. But isnt Savannah a pretty town?


Savannah is a beautiful place, and I love river street. Tybee is fun as well.
The Nazz
23-02-2006, 00:40
I'm in the northwest part. Bout 6 hours from you. But isnt Savannah a pretty town?
My sister works in Savannah--lives about 20 minutes away in Rincon.
Straughn
23-02-2006, 00:57
In NS General? Absolutely. I think LG would be most happy to add it to his collection.
Well, it appears Katganistan takes offense to it, so if LG does post it, it may just get deated, as mine has.
I got it off another POST on THIS forum and that had been up a little while *shrug*

...so, in question, how much worse is that than the "F*CK YOU" smilie?
Not a matter of me deliberately violating anything, since i'd seen it on an earlier thread here ...
Peechland
23-02-2006, 00:59
Well, it appears Katganistan takes offense to it, so if LG does post it, it may just get deated, as mine has.
I got it off another POST on THIS forum and that had been up a little while *shrug*

...so, in question, how much worse is that than the "F*CK YOU" smilie?
Not a matter of me deliberately violating anything, since i'd seen it on an earlier thread here ...

Whoa....they deated it? Sheesh. Well I'm glad I got to see the evilness before it was whisked away!
Lesser Russia
23-02-2006, 01:06
In Ohio a lot of the factory workers are from Eastern Kentucky. There's so many jokes about them its not even funny. Well, actually, it is. But still.
Straughn
23-02-2006, 01:17
Whoa....they deated it? Sheesh. Well I'm glad I got to see the evilness before it was whisked away!
No, no ... the evil shall ever be present, methinks. *nods solemnly*
And pretty soon, someone ELSE is gonna take a pretty bleater off the farm 'hood to see Paris ...
And to think, Katganistan was the only one to stand up to that kind of filth!
Oh wait, what page is this? ;)

*don't shoot me i'm just the messenger*
Lunatic Goofballs
23-02-2006, 02:08
If it's the smilie ...er...getting a piggyback ride from a sheep, I already have it in my collection from the previous post.

Personally, i think Katganistan might've ben oversensitive. But I'm not a mod and i don't know the exact wordings of the standards they enforce. I'm willing to assume Kat knows what he's doing. *nod*

I won't be posting it here. :(
Straughn
23-02-2006, 02:48
If it's the smilie ...er...getting a piggyback ride from a sheep, I already have it in my collection from the previous post.

Personally, i think Katganistan might've ben oversensitive. But I'm not a mod and i don't know the exact wordings of the standards they enforce. I'm willing to assume Kat knows what he's doing. *nod*

I won't be posting it here. :(
(bolded) surprisingly enough! :D

You might not post it, but it won't take long to become another urban legend, i guess. ;)

The mods probably have something specific written down about that somewhere and i just haven't yet encountered it. *shrug*
Peechland
23-02-2006, 02:49
(bolded) surprisingly enough! :D

You might not post it, but it won't take long to become another urban legend, i guess. ;)

The mods probably have something specific written down about that somewhere and i just haven't yet encountered it. *shrug*

I lost my rulebook long ago.
Soheran
23-02-2006, 02:58
This kind of weird shit is getting so common nowadays. It's scary after you look beyond the initial hilarity of the incident.

Not "nowadays," it was just shoved under the carpet more before. The Kinsey Reports contain some shocking statistics on the subject.
The Bruce
23-02-2006, 08:13
I'm just glad that in Canada you aren't allowed to have a Frat House on campus. They still exist but no Alpha fill in the blank group is worth goat loving! Just bringing it up means you have to look at all the other kids in the Frat House and think, if you guys are into that sort of thing then maybe I'm in the wrong crowd.

I've never seen any benefits come from hazing. It's one thing to do something harmless like having some guy run through a gauntlet of comrades spraying them with bear. Once hazing has a sexual or nudity humiliation component though it should be quashed as something thought up by a freak of nature.

The Bruce
Utracia
23-02-2006, 08:23
I think the article says it all. No comment neccessary. :p