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Help me piss off PETA!

IL Ruffino
22-02-2006, 20:25
Since I have no life and get bored, I like to do things like dye my dog. So far he has been blue (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/dog/Picture049.jpg), pruple (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/dog/Picture065.jpg), and green (no pics loaded yet).

What color should I do next?

I'd do a poll but I don't have any time.
Minoriteeburg
22-02-2006, 20:30
why dont you dye "Fuck you PETA" on his fur or something like that if you want to get a rise out of them.
Drunk commies deleted
22-02-2006, 20:30
Shave the dog.
Minoriteeburg
22-02-2006, 20:32
you could also get one of those halloween kits and put fake blood and wounds on the dog too make the dog look like zombie dog
Peechland
22-02-2006, 20:37
Since I have no life and get bored, I like to do things like dye my dog. So far he has been blue (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/dog/Picture049.jpg), pruple (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/dog/Picture065.jpg), and green (no pics loaded yet).

What color should I do next?

I'd do a poll but I don't have any time.


wow. We have got to get you a life.

But I like your dog!
Randomlittleisland
22-02-2006, 20:40
wow. We have got to get you a life.

But I like your dog!

Seconded on both counts.
Dinaverg
22-02-2006, 20:40
Camo. Maybe some hunting gear too.....
Smunkeeville
22-02-2006, 20:41
have you tried pink? Dogs are really cute with pastel pink..........he looks like he is white naturally, you could do pink spots or use pony tail holders and tye dye him (I did that once with a poodle, it was cute)
Minoriteeburg
22-02-2006, 20:42
wait what about a tie dye puppy? that would kick some serious ass.
Santa Barbara
22-02-2006, 20:53
Well, if you really wanted to piss off PETA, you could kill the dog and have sex with the corpse. Make sure to put it all on film, send a copy to PETA itself and spread it around on the internet along with your home address and name.

Hell, that might actually piss off people *besides* PETA too! as an added bonus.



disclaimer: I am not actually suggesting that. please do not harm the dog.
Zero Six Three
22-02-2006, 20:57
have you tried pink? Dogs are really cute with pastel pink..........he looks like he is white naturally, you could do pink spots or use pony tail holders and tye dye him (I did that once with a poodle, it was cute)
You, miss, are sick!
Dark Shadowy Nexus
22-02-2006, 20:58
go for a color mix this time go green blue and brown and make your dog look camaflaged.
Sumamba Buwhan
22-02-2006, 21:06
*kicks the shit out of your dog*

there, that should be sufficient in pissing PETA off
Peechland
22-02-2006, 21:07
*kicks the shit out of your dog*

there, that should be sufficient in pissing PETA off


you would do no such thing you big ol' softy.
Drunk commies deleted
22-02-2006, 21:09
Why not alter your dog's appearance through body modification? Get him some tatoos, a couple of piercings, even implants (http://tattoo.about.com/od/implantsandbeading/) that make him look like he's sprouting horns. Or maybe breast implants. How funny would that be?
Sumamba Buwhan
22-02-2006, 21:10
you would do no such thing you big ol' softy.

shhhhhh

What? It's just a stupid animal. I am a superior human being so I therefore have the right to harm, kill and eat animals if I choose... survival of the fittest - I bet this dog would taste great in a stew as all dead puppies do.:D
Sumamba Buwhan
22-02-2006, 21:12
Why not alter your dog's appearance through body modification? Get him some tatoos, a couple of piercings, even implants (http://tattoo.about.com/od/implantsandbeading/) that make him look like he's sprouting horns. Or maybe breast implants. How funny would that be?

lol breast implants and horns would be awesome! a few tongue studs too
Peechland
22-02-2006, 21:12
shhhhhh

What? It's just a stupid animal. I am a superior human being so I therefore have the right to harm, kill and eat animals if I choose... survival of the fittest - I bet this dog would taste great in a stew as all dead puppies do.:D


......

ok I wont tell everyone youre a sweet animal loving sugar muffin;)
Santa Barbara
22-02-2006, 21:13
shhhhhh

What? It's just a stupid animal. I am a superior human being so I therefore have the right to harm, kill and eat animals if I choose... survival of the fittest - I bet this dog would taste great in a stew as all dead puppies do.:D

Well, boys are made, at least partially, out of puppy dog's tails.

So puppy dog stew would actually taste like little boys. :eek:
Sumamba Buwhan
22-02-2006, 21:18
......

ok I wont tell everyone youre a sweet animal loving sugar muffin;)


you better not! :p



Well, boys are made, at least partially, out of puppy dog's tails.

So puppy dog stew would actually taste like little boys.

So THAT'S what puppy dog stew reminded me of. *feels so wrong for saying that*
Dinaverg
22-02-2006, 21:19
go for a color mix this time go green blue and brown and make your dog look camaflaged.

I said it first :P
Smunkeeville
22-02-2006, 21:28
You, miss, are sick!
hey, I got paid to do it......I didn't hurt the dog, and I got $50.00