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The fifth seal has been broken as it has been written

Won't anybody think of the children?

Damn i knew i shouldn't have kept going with that drill...

:eek: oh noes!!!1!!1

what are you talking about? :confused:

You mean 1337 speakers aren't the apocolypse?

Which seal are you talking about?
This one:
http://www.pointedmagazine.com/seal%20story%202%20top.jpg
or this one:
http://www.stopthesealhunt.com/atf/cf/%7B1AE979E3-67B2-4AC0-A26D-17D11CF1EAB6%7D/S94-48_whitecoat_x.jpg

How on earth could you tell if the 5th seal has been broken? The events that it heralds are all otherworldly. Unless you know what's going on in heaven, you can't claim the state of the 5th seal.

Revelations 6:9 (King James bible)

And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:

Maybe he means the 5th seal on a bottle of booze.

Which seal are you talking about?
This one:

or this one:
or this one
http://www.millaj.com/pics/tfe1.jpg

If anyone wants to be informed indeed he must look form himself.

Revelations 6:9 (King James bible)

And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:
Izzactly. The opening of the 5th seal has no earthly effect.

Izzactly. The opening of the 5th seal has no earthly effect.

Revelations 6 isn't nice reading :D

6:12

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;

You misspelled something.

Revelations 6 isn't nice reading :D

6:12

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lol, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;
There, that should do it. No need to thank me.

Is it not written; My House shall be called The House of Truth, and the armies of night shall come alive to claim their due when the beast looks upon the face of beauty. And when it stays its hand from killing, the seal shall be broken. His overconfidence shall be his weakness, and your faith in your friends shall be yours. And Lo, we shall on that day witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!

Well, is it written or not? I don't know!

Revelations 6:9 (King James bible)

And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:
ok... so... why is this seal broken? did i miss something?




http://www.stopthesealhunt.com/atf/cf/%7B1AE979E3-67B2-4AC0-A26D-17D11CF1EAB6%7D/S94-48_whitecoat_x.jpg
:eek: thats almost too cute!! *fluffles to death* :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

ok... so... why is this seal broken? did i miss something?


Apparent the person who started the thread saw something :p

:eek: thats almost too cute!! *fluffles to death* :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

That's not PETA approved :eek:

ok... so... why is this seal broken? did i miss something?
Oh right, you weren't at that meeting were you... Well, if it's not to late I'm sure someone can fill you in. I'm off to enjoy the rapture, wouldn't want to be late. Taaa! :p

That's not PETA approved :eek:
oops sorry... *bludgeons to death with big spikey club*

better? :p

Again? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=465205)

Damn, you should really get that mended properly this time.

Again? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=465205)

Damn, you should really get that mended properly this time.
Guess it's that time of the month again, eh? ;)

Again? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=465205)

Damn, you should really get that mended properly this time.

Someone's waiting for Revelations 6:12 (6th seal) to happen. ;)
In the meantime, someone got some glue to fix the 5th one again?

http://www.stopthesealhunt.com/atf/cf/%7B1AE979E3-67B2-4AC0-A26D-17D11CF1EAB6%7D/S94-48_whitecoat_x.jpg
Look, it's all shiny! And the cute little flippers! Awwwwww. :fluffle:



Although, on second look, it does look kind of like a tampon. A tampon with a face. :eek:

Never break the seal! Now you're going to have to pee every 15 minutes for the rest of the night. Fool!

Someone's waiting for Revelations 6:12 (6th seal) to happen. ;)
In the meantime, someone got some glue to fix the 5th one again?
I gave it a quick patch job. It should hold unless it's trying to constrain a sudden surge in religious fanaticism; not perfect, but heaven is really running low on resources at the minute. Damned church keeps making us work overtime to clean up after them.

I mean, honestly, you should hear the PR guys - not a second goes by without some kid ringing up asking for new clothes or those guys out in the 9th sector seeking retribution to the foes of Allah. We reckon someone's got a very elaborate prank-call scam going on.

Never break the seal! Now you're going to have to pee every 15 minutes for the rest of the night. Fool!
hahaha... its funny because its true :p

Never break the seal! Now you're going to have to pee every 15 minutes for the rest of the night. Fool!
... you just have to suck it up until the morning

o_O

Revelations 6 isn't nice reading :D

6:12

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;
If anything, I'd rather say the sixth seal has been broken - we already had a huge earthquake recently (Tsunami disaster, anyone? It was caused by an earthquake).
I think we had a solar eclipse, too...

Revelations 6 isn't nice reading :D

6:12

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;
2012 [ nods ]

That's not PETA approved :eek:
[ trout-slap ] :D

If anything, I'd rather say the sixth seal has been broken - we already had a huge earthquake recently (Tsunami disaster, anyone? It was caused by an earthquake).
I think we had a solar eclipse, too...
Now if someone would take a bucket of paint up to the moon....

If the fifth seal has been broken then I have no choic, :( .
Unforatanntly Mat.24:9-13 says you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me... :mad:

Goddamn seals keep fucking breaking. I'm sick of replacing them. Fuck it. The universe is just going to leak from now on.

The fifth seal went?

Damn it.

I knew I shouldn't have spent an hour on the crapper...

Oh, crap. Now the cold cuts will go bad! :(

All lies... the fifth seal is in my closet, safe and sound... just under these dirty clothes and old shoes...

All lies... the fifth seal is in my closet, safe and sound... just under these dirty clothes and old shoes...

What a horrible thing to do to the poor, cute little seal...of course he/she'd break and spill the beans...

thats what happens when seals talk back...

that and it was cold... and likes my potent musk i guess

2012 [ nods ]

Not according to the jews. They reckon they have sometime until the C23rd.

Not according to the jews. They reckon they have sometime until the C23rd.
Unless they hold with the "Bible codes." They indicate 2012, as do the Myan calendar, Nostradamus ( maybe! ), Edgar Cayce, and the I Ching ( according to some ). Kinda ... sobering, all that. :eek:

In the meantime, someone got some glue to fix the 5th one again?


I've got some gaffa tape, should do the job.

Repeat this mantra after me:

If it don't move, and it should, use WD-40: if it does move, and shouldn't, use gaffa.

Unless they hold with the "Bible codes." They indicate 2012, as do the Myan calendar, Nostradamus ( maybe! ), Edgar Cayce, and the I Ching ( according to some ). Kinda ... sobering, all that. :eek:

I know that started with the jews, but I doubt most accept it. Putting an end of world date at 2012 would remove any chance of the messianic age. So 2240 it is.

I know that started with the jews, but I doubt most accept it. Putting an end of world date at 2012 would remove any chance of the messianic age. So 2240 it is.

could just be the end of God in 2012.....

Ok boys and girls, time for a little lesson in The Seven Seals from Uncle Stone Bridges!

The First Seal - Religious Deception and Persecution

"I watched as The Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest." (Revelation 6:1-2)

Soo, umm, which events coorelates with this? If anything I would actually have to say this started with the Crusades, and it's been going in ever since. Not too clear on this, for I am not a Bibical scholar.

The Second Seal - War

"When The Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, "Come!" Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword." (Revelation 6:3-4)

Well we've all seen Wars, I mean even the Old Testament had Wars, but I think this War is to be of religious nature. To me, when the Jews re-build the temple in Jerusalem, It will spark a war between the Muslim and the Jews. This is where the Antichrist is susspose to appear, because it is written that the Antichrist will appear from this temple, and start claiming that he is a messenger of God or God himself.

The Third Seal - Famine

"When The Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!" (Revelation 6:5-6)

Let's face it, as the population grows, the reasources like food, water, etc will be smaller. Also couple with the fact that Africa famine will contiune to keep on growing, and as the earth climate changes, it can also mean changes to what happens to our food supply.

The Fourth Seal - Pestilence

"When The Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth." (Revelation 6:7-8)

Bird Flu, the h5n1 virus, HIV/AIDs, stuff like that. The wild beast of the earth could mean earthquakes, eruptions. So basically the earth is going to be a bitch to us now.

Now the first four seals is baiscally whats going to happen to us through nature, through the earth, and through our own actions. The fifth deals with the followers of God.

The Fifth Seal - Tribulation and Martyrdom

"When He opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of those who had been slain because of The Word of God and the testimony they had maintained. They called out in a loud voice, "How long, Sovereign Lord, holy and true, until You judge the inhabitants of the earth and avenge our blood?" Then each of them was given a white robe, and they were told to wait a little longer, until the number of their fellow servants and brothers who were to be killed as they had been was completed." (Revelation 6:9-11)

If you believe in God, follow God's words as it is written in the Old and New Testament, you are screwed because you will be killed. One could make a case that this has already happened in Hitler's Holocaust, but I dunno. This is also where the "mark" comes in. In the book of Revelations, people will be required to use the mark of the beast in order to live day by day. Some people already think this has happened with Social Security numbers, but the mark would have to have 666 somewhere in it.

The Seventh Seal is broken up into Seven trumpets and Seven Bowls You can read about it here.

http://www.keyway.ca/htm2002/sevnseal.htm

So these are the events that are to take place when Jesus comes back to earth. And that concludes this lesson of Theology with Uncle Stone Bridges!

*snip*

but dont those things take place all the time anyway?

<apocalyptic snippage>
*gets popcorn*
This should be entertaining; and it's not even on pay-per-view = bonus!

Ok boys and girls, time for a little lesson in The Seven Seals from Uncle Stone Bridges!

The First Seal - Religious Deception and Persecution

"I watched as The Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest." (Revelation 6:1-2)

Soo, umm, which events coorelates with this? If anything I would actually have to say this started with the Crusades, and it's been going in ever since. Not too clear on this, for I am not a Bibical scholar.

This is a bad start. This passage is refering to Pestilence, not persecution. Don't you know the four horsemen?

The Second Seal - War

"When The Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, "Come!" Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword." (Revelation 6:3-4)

Well we've all seen Wars, I mean even the Old Testament had Wars, but I think this War is to be of religious nature. To me, when the Jews re-build the temple in Jerusalem, It will spark a war between the Muslim and the Jews. This is where the Antichrist is susspose to appear, because it is written that the Antichrist will appear from this temple, and start claiming that he is a messenger of God or God himself.

In other words if the Bible is right then we haven't even seen the second seal opened yet, let alone the fifth?

The Third Seal - Famine

"When The Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!" (Revelation 6:5-6)

Let's face it, as the population grows, the reasources like food, water, etc will be smaller. Also couple with the fact that Africa famine will contiune to keep on growing, and as the earth climate changes, it can also mean changes to what happens to our food supply.

Compared to not long ago when nearly everyone was impoverished and unable to afford enough food, even in the west, we seem to be doing pretty well.

The Fourth Seal - Pestilence

"When The Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth." (Revelation 6:7-8)

Bird Flu, the h5n1 virus, HIV/AIDs, stuff like that. The wild beast of the earth could mean earthquakes, eruptions. So basically the earth is going to be a bitch to us now.

Now the first four seals is baiscally whats going to happen to us through nature, through the earth, and through our own actions. The fifth deals with the followers of God.

This rider isn't Pestilence, it's Death. The clue is in the passage where it says 'Its rider was named Death'...

One third of the world's population died of the Plaque, even the most pessimistic of predicitions puts the maximum figure for H5N1 at a quarter of the population, and many predict that it won't be as bad as the 1918 flu.


The Fifth Seal - Tribulation and Martyrdom

"When He opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of those who had been slain because of The Word of God and the testimony they had maintained. They called out in a loud voice, "How long, Sovereign Lord, holy and true, until You judge the inhabitants of the earth and avenge our blood?" Then each of them was given a white robe, and they were told to wait a little longer, until the number of their fellow servants and brothers who were to be killed as they had been was completed." (Revelation 6:9-11)

If you believe in God, follow God's words as it is written in the Old and New Testament, you are screwed because you will be killed. One could make a case that this has already happened in Hitler's Holocaust, but I dunno. This is also where the "mark" comes in. In the book of Revelations, people will be required to use the mark of the beast in order to live day by day. Some people already think this has happened with Social Security numbers, but the mark would have to have 666 somewhere in it.

The Seventh Seal is broken up into Seven trumpets and Seven Bowls You can read about it here.

http://www.keyway.ca/htm2002/sevnseal.htm

So these are the events that are to take place when Jesus comes back to earth. And that concludes this lesson of Theology with Uncle Stone Bridges!

No facts to refute here.

Incidently you do realise that Revelations was just a metaphor for the fall of the Roman Empire don't you?

This is a bad start. This passage is refering to Pestilence, not persecution. Don't you know the four horsemen?
I know them. Pestilence was in judo class with me.

Unless they hold with the "Bible codes." They indicate 2012, as do the Myan calendar, Nostradamus ( maybe! ), Edgar Cayce, and the I Ching ( according to some ). Kinda ... sobering, all that. :eek:

Yes, the Christians have never predicted the Apocalypse and been wrong before have they?

Except for the first Christians who thought it would come in their life time.

And the Christians who predicted it in 247 AD, the 1,000th aniversary of Rome and a highpoint in the persecution of Christians.

And the panic which was widespread just before 1000AD.

And the witch hunter who predicted that the end would come in 1697 and then revised the date twice when it failed to happen.

And the Jehovah's witnesses who predicted it in 1874, then 1876, then 1881, then 1910, then 1914, then 1918, then 1925, then 1941, then 1975, then 1984.

Here's an interesting read: link (http://www.abhota.info/end1.htm)

I know them. Pestilence was in judo class with me.

I hope he didn't use the communal showers. :eek:

You guys forgot about how the ghostbusters stopped the opening of the 5th seal in the movie "ghostbusters". No need to get ahead of ourselves.

And the Jehovah's witnesses who predicted it in 1874, then 1876, then 1881, then 1910, then 1914, then 1918, then 1925, then 1941, then 1975, then 1984.LOL.. I predicted the Bug of the Year 2000 was bull. I also predicted a Wildcard team was going to win the SB

You guys forgot about how the ghostbusters stopped the opening of the 5th seal in the movie "ghostbusters". No need to get ahead of ourselves.YEAH..but they did not prevent Judgement Day.

Except for the first Christians who thought it would come in their life time.
But it did. The true Kingdom of God came to all of the Disciples in Acts 2.

But it did. The true Kingdom of God came to all of the Disciples in Acts 2.

Um...no. We're talking the Apocalpyse here, not the coming of the Holy Spirit. The Apocalypse involves the second coming of Jesus.

OMG teh f1f7h S34L! Run 4 deh h1llz!!11

ok... so... why is this seal broken? did i miss something?It was the fifth beer. He's a lightweight and has trouble popping the caps after the second or third.

I know them. Pestilence was in judo class with me.
I've seen him around, often lying drunk under the table in some tavern singing songs to himself, poor chap.
Last time I heard him going on about 'We are poor little ... unidentified domesticated animals ... that have lost our way ...' :p
CHORUS: "Baaa, baa, baa."

I've seen him around, often lying drunk under the table in some tavern singing songs to himself, poor chap.
Last time I heard him going on about 'We are poor little ... unidentified domesticated animals ... that have lost our way ...' :p
CHORUS: "Baaa, baa, baa."

Terry Pratchett has a lot to answer for.:p