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Well, this was the logical conclusion of all those silly personal information threads, no? :D And I don't remember this being done before.

So? How hairy are you?

lol- well not very. I know youre all relieved to hear that.;)


Well thats not entirely true. I have a head full of hair.

on my head...and....no thats all

Not hairy at all. I hardly have eyebrows to speak of.
And everything below neckline gets removed regularly :D

Well, this was the logical conclusion of all those silly personal information threads, no? :D And I don't remember this being done before.
:p

So? How hairy are you?
not particularly. loads of head hair - tis thick and long and voluminous - and thick eyebrows, too (look like a pair of hairy slugs have crawled accross my face and died)... other than that no chest or back hair to speak of (i'm not a monkey), some stomach fuzz, moderatley hairy arms (quite long but really quite fine)... but hairy legs... so i guess i'm half a monkey-man :p
edit: forgot face-fuzz. well... its crap :headbang:

Not hairy at all. I hardly have eyebrows to speak of.
And everything below neckline gets removed regularly :D
So you keep your beard then?

*ducks the heavy thrown objects* OWE! JOKE JOKE! I couldn't resist with that opening. I know better!

As for me... well, let's just say I usually avoid going shirtless as to not make people think a bear got loose.

I would say I'm normally haired... Both here and...:D

So you keep your beard then?

LOL

As for me... well, let's just say I usually avoid going shirtless as to not make people think a bear got loose.

Hahahaha. You win the award for honesty. Is it Austin Powers level?

Hahahaha. You win the award for honesty. Is it Austin Powers level?
Not quite that comedic, but pretty bad.

It did earn me a long stare from someone at the public bath in my town in Japan and the gentleman (who is a member of the town council) saying to me directly, "You have a lot of hair."

(look like a pair of hairy slugs have crawled accross my face and died)
Lol, that has got to be the most unusual description I've ever heard (of facial hair, anyway).

Me, I've got too much hair on my head, my eyebrows work extra as carpets (great pay, by the way! that's how I got my Xbox), other than that it's just my legs. Some days when I'm bored (and I mean really really bored) I amuse myself with making new hairdos on them.

I feel I have said too much...

I have longish hair (just below the shoulders right now), I also have a full beard, fairly hairy arms and legs, and the rest of my body is neither very hairy nor very smooth.

I like to think I'm a good model for how hairy males should be. :p

Also, since I'm blonde, the mustache is almost never visible, and neither is the arm hair...you gotta get real close. :D

So you keep your beard then?

*ducks the heavy thrown objects* OWE! JOKE JOKE! I couldn't resist with that opening. I know better!

As for me... well, let's just say I usually avoid going shirtless as to not make people think a bear got loose.

Funny you should mention, I wanted to grow a beard when I was a kid, but for some reason.... :p

Not quite that comedic, but pretty bad.

It did earn me a long stare from someone at the public bath in my town in Japan and the gentleman (who is a member of the town council) saying to me directly, "You have a lot of hair."

Hahahaha :p

Moderately hairy chest and for some reason, 7 or 8 rather long hairs on my back placed seemingly at random but no others on my back.

I'm a monkey, except for facial hair. That doesn't seem to want to grow.

Moderately hairy chest and for some reason, 7 or 8 rather long hairs on my back placed seemingly at random but no others on my back.

Did you ever try to see what would happen if you connected them up?

Harier than the East German Womens Swim team :eek:



---Premier of the Armed Republic of Wanderjar

Some days when I'm bored (and I mean really really bored) I amuse myself with making new hairdos on them.

I feel I have said too much...
and i thought i'd said too much :p

Did you ever try to see what would happen if you connected them up?
DON'T DO IT! *hides*

the question is more often to be said what hair do you find disgusting?

my gf finds armpit hair disgusting so the real question is

what do you find of

Hair on you head
armpit hair
hair below ( btween legs)
hair on your arms/legs
Breasthairr


shave or not? :P Thats the question

shave or not? :P Thats the question

Wax it.

I am hair itself.

I think i'd make a gorilla look bold.

shave or not? :P Thats the question
trim http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/extras/eusa_shifty.gif



and
http://www.fancydresscostumeshop.com/images/small/2251.jpg
helooooooo ;)

I have the perfect amount of hair

I'm a fucking werewolf.

I'm a fucking werewolf.

To bad the moon is waning right now... ;)

To bad the moon is waning right now... ;)

Thats actually a good thing for me.

Thats actually a good thing for me.

Good thing because...... you don't need to shave as much?:confused:

I'm a fucking werewolf.


Do you have a full beard? Mustache? Goatee? Mutton Chops?

Good thing because...... you don't need to shave as much?:confused:

Aside from that- I do need to shave every day if I am going to the office or make an appearance anywhere. Otherwise, I only shave two or three times a week,

I'm less extreme or intense...? Less passionate, more stable a this faze.

Do you have a full beard? Mustache? Goatee? Mutton Chops?


I havent grown a full beard in a long time-I cant stand that much hair on my neck. I used to shave my neck right to my jawline. I dont like that look much anymore.
I often grow a goatee-it literally takes 3 days. I'll grow longer sideburns too. It takes me less than a week to fit right in at Bike Week,which is coming up.

Then-I'll get a really short haircut, shave clean and trim the sideburns down to almost nothing. Sometimes, I like the drastic changes.

I havent grown a full beard in a long time-I cant stand that much hair on my neck. I used to shave my neck right to my jawline. I dont like that look much anymore.
I often grow a goatee-it literally takes 3 days. I'll grow longer sideburns too. It takes me less than a week to fit right in at Bike Week,which is coming up.

Then-I'll get a really short haircut, shave clean and trim the sideburns down to almost nothing. Sometimes, I like the drastic changes.


a picture says a thousand words you know....*nudges*

a picture says a thousand words you know....*nudges*

one of these days. Though your imagination probably suits me a lot better than a picture would.

one of these days. Though your imagination probably suits me a lot better than a picture would.

pfft. I give up.

*imagines you as a young Jack Nicholson*

Hmm,well,I'm particularly hairy for an asian...well,even for a white person,I would think,but I'm not necessarily a furry beast.Except on the back of my thighs,that's quite hairy...it's quite random.Considering I'm only 16 years of age,I think my hairiness should increase a fair amount by the time I'm 21...I blame my parents.

I can actually grow more than just a light stubble,but it's not quite a beard yet.

Interestingly enough,I've always had long hair for a guy.At the moment,I have braided almost rastafarian style hair.It amazingly looks great on me...I've only done this a while back.

Well my friends call me 'Silver back' - so what do you think:p

one of these days. Though your imagination probably suits me a lot better than a picture would.

Oh, but a picture would help immagination along quite a bit :D

I prefer the term fuzzy......and I am not.

My husband however.......:p

I'm pretty bald all over.... except for a few spots

a picture says a thousand words you know....*nudges*


curiosity killed the cat,you know.

(my favorite line from "Nightmare Before Christmas")

pfft. I give up.

*imagines you as a young Jack Nicholson*

That'll work.

Dont give up-I intend to, just have to do it. Its hard when I'm both lazy and primitive. And asking the wife for assistance wouldnt exactly be a festival of conviviality.

Oh, but a picture would help immagination along quite a bit :D

you'd make me feel dirty and cheap, wouldnt you? :p

curiosity killed the cat,you know.

(my favorite line from "Nightmare Before Christmas")
Spoilsport

you'd make me feel dirty and cheap, wouldnt you? :p
Isn't that what you want? :confused:

That'll work.

Dont give up-I intend to, just have to do it. Its hard when I'm both lazy and primitive. And asking the wife for assistance wouldnt exactly be a festival of conviviality.

well when youre ready, I'll help you.:)

Isn't that what you want? :confused:


Now you've got me thinking about it.

See- sometimes it is good to have another perspective.

well when youre ready, I'll help you.:)


what were we talking about again? (here's another time I need the smiley with the long licking tongue to add right here)

Well, this was the logical conclusion of all those silly personal information threads, no? :D And I don't remember this being done before.

So? How hairy are you?

My head, legs arms, all over my body to be in fact. Except for a anonymous area. Everybody has hair covering their body. But men have one anonymous area that they are (in the majority as far as I know) a desert.

Spoilsport


"Nice work, Bonedaddy"

what were we talking about again? (here's another time I need the smiley with the long licking tongue to add right here)

haha...and I need a smiley that has a halo on its head.

we were talking about me helping you upload.(god that was bad)

erm. i will help you with your pic when youre ready. just email me

what were we talking about again? (here's another time I need the smiley with the long licking tongue to add right here)
Something about taking pictures....

So? How hairy are you?
Not very. I have no hair on my back, but I do have chest hair and hair down my front. Most women seem to like it! :D

I think maybe ear hair and nose hair might be the worst kinds.

you'd make me feel dirty and cheap, wouldnt you? :p
Dude! You're already "dirty and cheap!" LOL! :D

Something about taking pictures....


Oh, yeah- Peech does have a certain innocent yet intoxicating quality. The power to cloud men's minds.

Dude! You're already "dirty and cheap!" LOL! :D

and now I'm hurt too. :p

Oh, yeah- Peech does have a certain innocent yet intoxicating quality. The power to cloud men's minds.
And soon there will be pics to prove it :D

Oh, yeah- Peech does have a certain innocent yet intoxicating quality. The power to cloud men's minds.

I have a feeling it doesn't take too much to cloud your mind, whenever women are concerned ;)

Oh, yeah- Peech does have a certain innocent yet intoxicating quality. The power to cloud men's minds.

ah, and now my ego is set for a year or so. *grins*

I have a feeling it doesn't take too much to cloud your mind, whenever women are concerned ;)

There is a point when thinking totally evaporates and instinct takes over. I'm never aware of the change, though.

It does make for far less trouble. Thinking only leads to trouble.

and now I'm hurt too. :p
LOL! As IF! :D

Oh, yeah- Peech does have a certain innocent yet intoxicating quality. The power to cloud men's minds.
Peechy is the "Female Shadow?" :eek:

I have a feeling it doesn't take too much to cloud your mind, whenever women are concerned ;)
And we have a WINNER, folks! :D

3 posts in a row: spam award goes too......


EUTRUSCA!

Peechy is the "Female Shadow?" :eek:

I couldnt remember if tha twas the Shadow or the Phantom, but-Yes.

Though Cabra often short circuits my synapses with the mere mention of her knee high black leather boots.

I usually dont admit a weakness.

This is a bit much, me thinks.

http://mechapixel.com/graffiti/0/45/450-Chuck.jpg

I couldnt remember if tha twas the Shadow or the Phantom, but-Yes.

Though Cabra often short circuits my synapses with the mere mention of her knee high black leather boots.

I usually dont admit a weakness.
OMG! Leather boots, leather bustier, leather collar! [ drools ] :D

Is it me or does anyone else here find that ear wax that is clogging up a persons ear is tottaly disgusting? SO you tell them, then they shove a finger in and flick it onto your food, then you don't bother eating it at all and get a really bad stomach ache. And if you try and go home because you're ill they ask you if you've had food, you say no and they refuse to let you go home because they don't like the word because and think that it's the end of a sentence, like it is right now?

This is a bit much, me thinks.

http://mechapixel.com/graffiti/0/45/450-Chuck.jpg
ROFLMAO! OMG! Ewwwww! :D

since I was 16, people twice my age have been telling me there jeolous of my ability to grow facial hair.... I can grow a beard all the way up to my eye sockets, but keep it trimmed back to just my jaw line..... and my scalpal hair is dense, silkish and long (past shoulders, almost to nipples).... as for body hair, chest, stomach and legs have a higher then typical amount of hair, but my other parts I think are fairly average in terms of hair for my age and gender.....

3 posts in a row: spam award goes too......

EUTRUSCA!
[ weeps with joy ] Oh thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really LIKE me! [ with apologies to the Academy ] :D

OMG! Leather boots, leather bustier, leather collar! [ drools ] :D


I gotta have these:

http://www.jjsrockandpop.com/acatalog/6002_NOM_NEG_IT_NEG_FOR_NE_ACE.jpg

This is a bit much, me thinks.

http://mechapixel.com/graffiti/0/45/450-Chuck.jpg

eww... At least she wrung them out for the picture.

I gotta have these:

http://www.jjsrockandpop.com/acatalog/6002_NOM_NEG_IT_NEG_FOR_NE_ACE.jpg
OMG! [ faints! ] *THUD* :D

OMG! Leather boots, leather bustier, leather collar! [ drools ] :D


so much to chew and so little time.

I couldnt remember if tha twas the Shadow or the Phantom, but-Yes.

Though Cabra often short circuits my synapses with the mere mention of her knee high black leather boots.

I usually dont admit a weakness.

Should I tell you that I have a new pair? Black leather, high heels, knee high and laced all the way up ...

We have a winner folks.....


http://www.christian-adam.de/Linkhitlist/ohrenhaare.jpg

I gotta have these:

http://www.jjsrockandpop.com/acatalog/6002_NOM_NEG_IT_NEG_FOR_NE_ACE.jpg


indeed. and nothing else.

Should I tell you that I have a new pair? Black leather, high heels, knee high and laced all the way up ...


NO!! You shouldnt tell me....blah,blah,blah,blah.....*Slurp*

Should I tell you that I have a new pair? Black leather, high heels, knee high and laced all the way up ...

I dont even know ya but im drooling at the thought of those.*wipes away drool*

We have a winner folks.....


http://www.christian-adam.de/Linkhitlist/ohrenhaare.jpg


he can thank American Cyanamid for that. If they didnt have that accident years ago, he would have come in 10th place.


I cant tell you how fucking annoying that picture is to me.

he can thank American Cyanamid for that. If they didnt have that accident years ago, he would have come in 10th place.


I cant tell you how fucking annoying that picture is to me.

lol...sorry.

Scruffy head of hair...a bit of fuzz on on the chin...a little happy trail on my torso...hairy legs..normal ammount of hair for a college guy, i assume :)

NO!! You shouldnt tell me....blah,blah,blah,blah.....*Slurp*

So, I shouldn't offer you a picture of them, either?

So? How hairy are you?

Let us just say they could shave my back and make a gorilla suit.

Let us just say they could shave my back and make a gorilla suit.
LOL

Well, this was the logical conclusion of all those silly personal information threads, no? :D And I don't remember this being done before.

So? How hairy are you?
I've been mistaken for bigfoot.

So, I shouldn't offer you a picture of them, either?


What you shouldnt do is tease me.

What you shouldnt do is tease me.

Why shouldn't I?

Im not hairy except i have big eyebrows and a very hairy ass. thats right ladies, get in line.

fairly average, i think. little bit on the chest, but not Tom Selleckish.

fairly average amount (i think?) on arms and legs and other places.

ladies: none on the back. hehe

Why shouldn't I?


You arent really far enough away. I could blow your door down when you expected it least.

You arent really far enough away. I could blow your door down when you expected it least.

Just out of curiosity, how would you find me?

...thick eyebrows, too (look like a pair of hairy slugs have crawled accross my face and died)...

....forgot face-fuzz. well... its crap :headbang:
:eek:
I finally have finished compiling evidence to prove your complete and utter insanity :P (you know, the one for the guiness book of records?... hehe :P)

All I need to say in response to the state of your facial hair (and you in general) is mmmmmmmmmm.... ;) :D :fluffle:

Just out of curiosity, how would you find me?


Good question. In reality,I wouldnt- dont want to creep you out.

I could take the relative few facts and talk to a friend who has helped me in the past with people that have relocated to Canada & the UK.

Hairy enough. <.<

I just cut off my head hair! Well, not off.... but a lot shorter... :p And dyed some of it bright red. yay!

curiosity killed the cat,you know.

(my favorite line from "Nightmare Before Christmas")

Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back.

(Funny nobody knows the rest of that rhyme.)

he can thank American Cyanamid for that. If they didnt have that accident years ago, he would have come in 10th place.

funny you should mention AmCy, hair, and accidents.

Story time kiddies!

So my grandpa used to work for AmCy (this was even before they changed the name to American Cyanamid...so yeah, quite a while ago), worked on making bug sprays and glow in the dark chemicals at this point. So anyway, one day he was in the lab, and mixed two chemicals. Appearently one had been mislabled. they kinda sorta exploded and burned off his eyebrows. To this day, they won't grow back completely. Me and my sister used to make fun of him by putting bandaids over our eyebrows. We are horrible, horrible people.

Anyway, yeah. My head hair is incredibly thick, so I try to keep it short. Just too much work when it gets long. Facial hair, I look like a mountain man if I go for a week without shaving. Upper torso, I have some chest hair, no back hair, and a decent happy trail. Below the belt, I got some damn hairy legs.

I've got long head-hair, and very light fairly thin arm hair... other than that, I shave my pits and legs regularly, and don't have any other unusual hair.

My husband, on the other hand, makes up for my lack of hairyness with an abundance of very dark brown hair (aka black, but still fine). It makes cleaning the bathroom a bear. Plus, his "five o'clock shadow" is about like most people's two day growth.

But I'm told that people with dark hair are more passionate than light-haired people.