Got a big Buzz on
Bel-Da-Raptora
22-02-2006, 02:46
right now I'm drunk out my skull. Earlyer this weekI got drunk and maidout with my best friend ( a member of the fairer sex). I was just wondering if anyone had any good drink/drunk stories
Forfania Gottesleugner
22-02-2006, 02:48
I dunno you set the bar pretty high.
Peechland
22-02-2006, 02:50
I once threw up chicken nuggets in my hair. It was a 10 piece. But then I have a lot of hair.
Stone Bridges
22-02-2006, 02:52
Mine involves a bottle of Jack and a Wood Chipper.
Forfania Gottesleugner
22-02-2006, 02:54
Mine involves a bottle of Jack and a Wood Chipper.
Explains your post in the virginity thread. :D
Stone Bridges
22-02-2006, 03:00
Explains your post in the virginity thread. :D
Which would explain why I don't have a left arm anymore and where it went after that "special" operation! ;)
Minoriteeburg
22-02-2006, 03:02
Friend of mine once danced and made out with a coat rack when intoxicated.
Monkeypimp
22-02-2006, 03:09
I have a few. It's been a week since the last time I was chucked out of a bar.
Stone Bridges
22-02-2006, 03:10
Friend of mine once danced and made out with a coat rack when intoxicated.
God I hope you got a picture of that! lol.
New Isabelle
22-02-2006, 03:14
No matter where I am I tend to cook everything edible in the house and gourge myself until I pass out...
I also tried to tell a joke wasted once... I quieted everyone in the room (half of whom I did not know) and asked "What color does a Smurf turn if you jerk it... I mean choke it CHOKE it, I meant choke it!"
Hilarity ensued...
I also... you know what, nevermind... maybe I should just write a book...
Demented Hamsters
22-02-2006, 03:21
right now I'm drunk out my skull. Earlyer this weekI got drunk and maidout with my best friend ( a member of the fairer sex). I was just wondering if anyone had any good drink/drunk stories
A similar story I guess. Two weeks ago on my last day in NZ I had lunch with a particularly beautiful Russian woman I've known for 3 years. Being Russian, it was a liquid lunch. Then we went back to her place and consumed a botle of vodka, some tequilla, g n t and wine. Then went out clubbing and had more vodka. Lots more vodka. Finally back to her place at 3am. As I had to be at the airport at 7am we stayed up and found (ahem) something to occupy our time.
And without sounding too egotistical, I have to say I was pretty impressed with myself to be able to perform to a high standard for a fairly lengthy period of time (3 hours) considering I'd been up for 20 hours and drunken > a bottle of vodka.
Great way to leave a country I have to say.
Probably good that I left the country too, as Lord knows what could happen if her husband found out.
Peechland
22-02-2006, 03:31
I wonder if the thread originator passed out.
Forfania Gottesleugner
22-02-2006, 03:33
A similar story I guess. Two weeks ago on my last day in NZ I had lunch with a particularly beautiful Russian woman I've known for 3 years. Being Russian, it was a liquid lunch. Then we went back to her place and consumed a botle of vodka, some tequilla, g n t and wine. Then went out clubbing and had more vodka. Lots more vodka. Finally back to her place at 3am. As I had to be at the airport at 7am we stayed up and found (ahem) something to occupy our time.
And without sounding too egotistical, I have to say I was pretty impressed with myself to be able to perform to a high standard for a fairly lengthy period of time (3 hours) considering I'd been up for 20 hours and drunken > a bottle of vodka.
Great way to leave a country I have to say.
Probably good that I left the country too, as Lord knows what could happen if her husband found out.
Ever heard of whiskey dick? I wouldn't go patting yourself on the back too much. A fourteen year old virgin can keep it going with enough alcohol.
PS I hope her husband burns your house down.
Bobs Own Pipe
22-02-2006, 03:36
If it isn't flammable and won't fit in my bowl, I ain't interested.
PS to the poster before me: You have odd hopes.
Forfania Gottesleugner
22-02-2006, 03:41
If it isn't flammable and won't fit in my bowl, I ain't interested.
PS to the poster before me: You have odd hopes.
Haha, guy screws some guys wife (assuming it is true) and then thinks he's a stud, come on don't you at least want the husband to find him?
Demented Hamsters
22-02-2006, 03:42
Ever heard of whiskey dick? I wouldn't go patting yourself on the back too much. A fourteen year old virgin can keep it going with enough alcohol.
PS I hope her husband burns your house down.
Hey! Get it right. It was vodka, not whisky ok?
And that's pretty nasty wishing someone to commit a serious crime. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Bobs Own Pipe
22-02-2006, 03:42
Haha, guy screws some guys wife (assuming it is true) and then thinks he's a stud, come on don't you at least want the husband to find him?No, I just want people to enjoy themselves.
Forfania Gottesleugner
22-02-2006, 03:48
No, I just want people to enjoy themselves.
Everyone but husbands.
Forfania Gottesleugner
22-02-2006, 03:53
Hey! Get it right. It was vodka, not whisky ok?
And that's pretty nasty wishing someone to commit a serious crime. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I can barely sleep at night. :D Eye for an eye. Or in this case replaceable goods for a marriage.
Bobs Own Pipe
22-02-2006, 03:53
Everyone but husbands.
Everybody.
Have.
Fun.
Even you, poster.
Ollieland
22-02-2006, 03:54
When I was on excercise in Guaina we got drunk one night and fitted explosives to our corporals bed. The idea was he would hit the detonator when he laid down and the legs would blow out from underneath him. Unfortunately he sat down on the bed first and had to air-evacuated to hospital to have all the splinters removed from his calves.
Well, we thought it was funny at the time.