Gerbils are the perfect fuel source!
Neo Kervoskia
22-02-2006, 02:16
Breed millions of them and then put make them run to produce....power! And if they die, you can eat them. So you could end world hunger as well.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/hottopics/animalexperiments/images/gerbil.jpg + http://www.allproducts.com/sports/oceanrich/02-motorized_treadmill-tr352.jpg
=http://whyfiles.larc.nasa.gov/text/kids/Problem_Board/problems/electricity/images/electricity03.gif or.... http://www.westvegas.com/food/STEAK.JPG
Unfortunately, the hamsters need energy to run. You are simply re-allocating energy from food to hamsters. Plus, millions of hamsters would scare me.
Forfania Gottesleugner
22-02-2006, 02:18
I suggest building model airplanes; your current hobby sucks. :D
Neo Kervoskia
22-02-2006, 02:19
Unfortunately, the hamsters need energy to run. You are simply re-allocating energy from food to hamsters. Plus, millions of hamsters would scare me.
We'll feed the gerbils unwanted children or corn.
Sane Outcasts
22-02-2006, 02:19
Scott Adams, author of the Dilbert comic strip, proposed something similar involving humans. Promise people a free lottery ticket in return for 15 min. on a treadmill hooked up to batteries. He called it "harnessing the power of stupidity".
Peechland
22-02-2006, 02:19
Did you switch nations with SI again? *looks suspiciously*
We'll feed the gerbils unwanted children or corn.
That could work, yes. Or, we could create a mutant population of hamsters that are 10 feet tall. They could eat humans for energy, thereby reducing global energy requirements, overpopulation, and alleviating disease (the hamsters would prey on the slowest humans, typically the sick).
New Isabelle
22-02-2006, 02:24
mmm... sick humans...
I mean uh...
*shrinks back into the shadows*
Neo Kervoskia
22-02-2006, 02:25
Did you switch nations with SI again? *looks suspiciously*
Not lately.
roaches are easier to care for. though admittedly harder to confine. super glue on their chittan works fine though. and a little flour or dandriff scattered in front of them is all the motivation they need.
besides gerbles have sentient rights. marginaly granted. the're too cute for brute labour. they have other uses.
=^^=
.../\...
We'll feed the gerbils unwanted children or corn.
Why don't we cut out the middleman and just use unwanted children and corn as fuel?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-02-2006, 02:30
Breed millions of them and then put make them run to produce....power! And if they die, you can eat them. So you could end world hunger as well.
At first, I was dubious, because, lets face it, this about the stupidest idea I've heard since a friend suggested that I burn down the Administration Building to protest the University snow day policy. It wouldn't work since all centers of higher learning are run by the Space Jew, and therefore don't need administrators.
Then, I saw your proof. So mathematical, so square, so perfect. I am now masturbating to this thread, and shall lend my full support to the idea behind it as soon as I am done.
Straughn
22-02-2006, 02:30
Breed millions of them and then put make them run to produce....power! And if they die, you can eat them. So you could end world hunger as well.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/hottopics/animalexperiments/images/gerbil.jpg + http://www.allproducts.com/sports/oceanrich/02-motorized_treadmill-tr352.jpg
=http://whyfiles.larc.nasa.gov/text/kids/Problem_Board/problems/electricity/images/electricity03.gif or.... http://www.westvegas.com/food/STEAK.JPG
Don't discount the sex .. .erhm, potential for exploration with them.
Never mind that, never mind that.
How come Demented Hamsters didn't create this thread ... or rebut?
New Isabelle
22-02-2006, 02:31
Why don't we cut out the middleman and just use unwanted children and corn as fuel?
What would we feed the unwanted children the corn? Cause on just corn they wouldn't last very long... we'd all have to be scrumpin like rabbits... not that that's a bad thing... but we would
Neo Kervoskia
22-02-2006, 02:31
Why don't we cut out the middleman and just use unwanted children and corn as fuel?
But, but...then I couldn't murder billions of gerbils! :(
But, but...then I couldn't murder billions of gerbils! :(
Oh, you could still kill them...
New Isabelle
22-02-2006, 02:32
Oh, you could still kill them...
we could feed the gerbils and corn to the unwanted children... maybe on gerbils AND corn they would last longer
Kossackja
22-02-2006, 02:33
as a supplement we could use flies to save kerosin
http://ruminate.net/pdm/humor/work-well-together/images/fly07.gif
Straughn
22-02-2006, 02:33
I am now masturbating to this thread, and shall lend my full support to the idea behind it as soon as I am done.
I don't think that's what yer masturbatin' to ...
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10469814&postcount=13
New Isabelle
22-02-2006, 02:34
On a side note, is it just me, or does the steak in the above pic look really dry to anyone else?
Neo Kervoskia
22-02-2006, 02:36
we could feed the gerbils and corn to the unwanted children... maybe on gerbils AND corn they would last longer
8 gerbils a day and oh, say 2 lbs of corn. That may work.
Peechland
22-02-2006, 02:36
I don't think that's what yer masturbatin' to ...
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10469814&postcount=13
perhaps he saw my laffy taffy binkini?
Sarkhaan
22-02-2006, 02:36
Just don't get them angry or you may have Kung Fu Gerbil taking you on
http://www.atroa.com/php/returntosander/images/killer_hamster.jpg
or marine Gerbil
http://users.pandora.be/dehond/images/funny/hamster.jpg
we could feed the gerbils and corn to the unwanted children... maybe on gerbils AND corn they would last longer
And then we could put the kids in treadmills and make them produce even more power...and then use that to raise more gerbils and corn than we had before!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-02-2006, 02:38
perhaps he saw my laffy taffy binkini?
Ow. That stuff sticks to hair like a bitch, and in bikini form . . . Just, ow.
Minoriteeburg
22-02-2006, 02:42
or marine Gerbil
http://users.pandora.be/dehond/images/funny/hamster.jpg
so cute yet so deadly
Peechland
22-02-2006, 02:43
Ow. That stuff sticks to hair like a bitch, and in bikini form . . . Just, ow.
My mistake....it was made from the wrappers only. Not so ow-ish.
Sarkhaan
22-02-2006, 02:44
so cute yet so deadly
cower in the corner, and quiver with fear.
New Isabelle
22-02-2006, 02:48
Perhaps then the Gerbils could be used to feed the feul-providing unwanted children as well as replace the armed forces!
New Isabelle
22-02-2006, 02:50
cower in the corner, and quiver with fear.
do not fear the power, harness it!
Minoriteeburg
22-02-2006, 02:51
do not fear the power, harness it!
but if you harness it and it becomes too great it will overcome you.
New Isabelle
22-02-2006, 02:51
*reads own posts on this thread*
*realizes he has regressed about 7 or 8 years*
*goes to bed*
New Isabelle
22-02-2006, 02:55
add *dreams of gerbil minions taking over the world* to that last one...
Sdaeriji
22-02-2006, 02:58
Which part of that meal is the gerbil?
Sarkhaan
22-02-2006, 03:00
Which part of that meal is the gerbil?
those little orange things under the broccoli
Kossackja
22-02-2006, 03:20
it could work with genetically engineered gerbils, that grow as big as horses.
Straughn
22-02-2006, 04:21
perhaps he saw my laffy taffy binkini?
Weirdly enough, it is probably SPECIFICALLY the bikini with that feller. I could be wrong .... i guess talkin' taffy to him would clarify!
Peechland
22-02-2006, 04:25
Weirdly enough, it is probably SPECIFICALLY the bikini with that feller. I could be wrong .... i guess talkin' taffy to him would clarify!
I dunno. Next time, I'll make some lingerie out of a Captain Crunch box or something.
btw....what kind of cereal do you like?(god they need a smiley with a halo on its head)
Sarkhaan
22-02-2006, 04:37
I dunno. Next time, I'll make some lingerie out of a Captain Crunch box or something.
btw....what kind of cereal do you like?(god they need a smiley with a halo on its head)
cardboard cuts hurt 10x as much as papercuts. Just throwin that out there.
heh heh..."lucky charms"...heh heh (okay, I have the maturity of an undersexed 14 year old tonight)
Mikesburg
22-02-2006, 05:57
Breed millions of them and then put make them run to produce....power! And if they die, you can eat them. So you could end world hunger as well.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/hottopics/animalexperiments/images/gerbil.jpg + http://www.allproducts.com/sports/oceanrich/02-motorized_treadmill-tr352.jpg
=http://whyfiles.larc.nasa.gov/text/kids/Problem_Board/problems/electricity/images/electricity03.gif or.... http://www.westvegas.com/food/STEAK.JPG
Silly, the real power lies with midgets in giant hamster wheels. Unlock the power of midgets now!
Straughn
22-02-2006, 10:56
I dunno. Next time, I'll make some lingerie out of a Captain Crunch box or something.
btw....what kind of cereal do you like?(god they need a smiley with a halo on its head)
Weirdly enough, Product 19.
And i was pleasantly nostalgic when they reissued Count Chocula & Boo-Berries this past All Hallow's Eve. Too bad the boxes disappeared so quickly. :(
There was some other kind i used to eat in college ... i can't remember Honey Clusters or something and oats, something along those lines.
As for Cap'n Crunch ... of course it's gonna be Crunch Berries. *nods*