NationStates Jolt Archive


What a jerk

Dakini
21-02-2006, 23:45
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

Have a look at the contract this guy drew up for his wife.

Although I don't know why she married him after that unless she thought it was a joke of some sort. If a guy presented me with something like that I'd have to kick his ass.
Peechland
21-02-2006, 23:49
Umm. I wouldnt let this guy shine my shoes.

And she married this *inserts several foul terms* guy??
Sdaeriji
21-02-2006, 23:51
Not to be a pain in the butt, but we already discussed this jamoke. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=469857) Quite the sad excuse for a man.
Deep Kimchi
21-02-2006, 23:52
While he is an asshole, this thread has already been done.
Drunk commies deleted
21-02-2006, 23:52
She's dumb enough to agree to the contract, she should be punished by adhering to the contract.
Peechland
21-02-2006, 23:52
Not to be a pain in the butt, but we already discussed this jamoke. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=469857) Quite the sad excuse for a man.


You are like the repeat thread police. May I please see your badge?
Sinuhue
21-02-2006, 23:53
OMFG.

Unbelievable.
Dakini
21-02-2006, 23:53
She's dumb enough to agree to the contract, she should be punished by adhering to the contract.
She didn't sign it.


And I didnt' know this was already discussed. :(
Sinuhue
21-02-2006, 23:53
She's dumb enough to agree to the contract, she should be punished by adhering to the contract.
She didn't sign the contract.
Drunk commies deleted
21-02-2006, 23:54
She didn't sign the contract.
Good for her.
Sdaeriji
21-02-2006, 23:54
She's dumb enough to agree to the contract, she should be punished by adhering to the contract.

She didn't. Instead, she reported her husband's child pornography cache to the cops.
Deep Kimchi
21-02-2006, 23:55
You are like the repeat thread police. May I please see your badge?
We're not really the repeat thread police, considering the huge number of muslim/communist/holocaust/sex threads that are constantly repeated.

We just thought that Dakini might have noticed - but she probably didn't read too much NS over the past few days, after having to deal with a hundred threads on Islam.
Sinuhue
21-02-2006, 23:56
We're not really the repeat thread police, considering the huge number of muslim/communist/holocaust/sex threads that are constantly repeated.

We just thought that Dakini might have noticed - but she probably didn't read too much NS over the past few days, after having to deal with a hundred threads on Islam.
I missed it too...being off for the long weekend and all.

I kind of wish I'd missed this one. That contract is going to haunt me. It's just icky.
Peechland
21-02-2006, 23:56
We're not really the repeat thread police, considering the huge number of muslim/communist/holocaust/sex threads that are constantly repeated.

We just thought that Dakini might have noticed - but she probably didn't read too much NS over the past few days, after having to deal with a hundred threads on Islam.

Easy there -I was kidding with Sd. It's ok to joke once in a while you know?
Dakini
21-02-2006, 23:57
We just thought that Dakini might have noticed - but she probably didn't read too much NS over the past few days, after having to deal with a hundred threads on Islam.
I havent' been on the past couple of days really. I was at my parents for the weekend and I came in yesterday and didn't really go online.
Deep Kimchi
21-02-2006, 23:58
I havent' been on the past couple of days really. I was at my parents for the weekend and I came in yesterday and didn't really go online.
You haven't missed much except 40 threads on Islam and a few on denying the Holocaust.

And Peech, no one seems to recognize when I'm joking either.;)
Peechland
22-02-2006, 00:00
You haven't missed much except 40 threads on Islam and a few on denying the Holocaust.

And Peech, no one seems to recognize when I'm joking either.;)

Yeah you have this seriousness about you thats sometimes hard to distinguish. :)
Frozopia
22-02-2006, 00:08
What a stupid woman to marry a man like that.
Sdaeriji
22-02-2006, 00:09
What a stupid woman to marry a man like that.

Yes. No way he misled her and hid this facet of his personality from her until they'd wed. That's unpossible.
Drunk commies deleted
22-02-2006, 00:11
She didn't. Instead, she reported her husband's child pornography cache to the cops.
Nice. She should have hurt him some first though.
Sdaeriji
22-02-2006, 00:18
Nice. She should have hurt him some first though.

A dude convicted of child pornography will get hurt enough in prison.
Gravlen
22-02-2006, 00:19
What the hell?? :eek:
There are truly some sad, sad people out there... :(
The Parkus Empire
22-02-2006, 23:43
bump
The Parkus Empire
22-02-2006, 23:44
:mp5:
Katganistan
23-02-2006, 03:17
The Parkus Empire, stop spamming.
Moustopia
23-02-2006, 03:24
Okay this guy is a total loser and freak. Someone should just toss him in jail.
Gusitania
23-02-2006, 03:30
She cant exactly say he wasnt clear about what he wanted. I, for one, cant help but admire his chutzpah.
Demented Hamsters
23-02-2006, 03:32
The bit in the contract about her needing to shave 'from navel to anus' (eww, that just sounds wrong). She should have gone round the other way. Up and over. Just to annoy him.
Kzord
23-02-2006, 03:36
The bit in the contract about her needing to shave 'from navel to anus' (eww, that just sounds wrong). She should have gone round the other way. Up and over. Just to annoy him.

Bwahahahaha!

Seriously though, at least the guy made it clear that he had ridiculous expectations beforehand. The child porn stuff on the other hand, is unforgivable.