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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1032978311268695392&q=SEX

I found this..and it made me laugh, considering it describes my life so well...Im a virgin and all...

So i was jw who else will admit to being a virgin?

I guess no one else is a virgin????

that video is awesome :D

I guess your alone on the virgin thing though

That video is so awesome, even if it is what.. a few months old? I never get tired of it. Poor Mr. Bunny. :p :D

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1032978311268695392&q=SEX

I found this..and it made me laugh, considering it describes my life so well...Im a virgin and all...

Search for the original flash version - its quality is vastly superior.
And sorry - not a virgin. Not even by starsign...

waaay old video... and ebaums has it/the original in flash (better quality)

and yes, i am a virgin. wanna fight about it? ;)
edit: not ashamed of it. just haven't had the opportunity/never 'went out to get laid' like some others do, not much of a big deal to me, and never found the right girl (till now... *cough*... almost anyway)

Hey! I am a virgin.

Dont want to be, but not ashamed of it though.

Guess it also helps no one here knows me or will actually ever meet me, so hey.

Video is hilarious.

However you lose at life for googling the word SEX. Chuck Norris is on his way. Pick a god and make your peace with it.

I guess no one else is a virgin????
Horray! Look at me, I'm a virgin, too!

That's a cute video.


But yeah, I'm not a virgin so I don't really identify with the bunny...

Still a virgin. Don't like it either, but not ashamed of it either.

That video is so awesome, even if it is what.. a few months old? I never get tired of it. Poor Mr. Bunny. :p :D
TSS: Don't you ever check your TGs? [/hijack]

*dances* NOt a virgin! *keeps dancing*:D

Oh, it's my favorite bunny!


So basically I have nothing to contribute to this thread other than "Awww".

Sorry.

waaay old video... and ebaums has it/the original in flash (better quality)

and yes, i am a virgin. wanna fight about it? ;)
edit: not ashamed of it. just haven't had the opportunity/never 'went out to get laid' like some others do, not much of a big deal to me, and never found the right girl (till now... *cough*... almost anyway)

ebaums stole that video, which is the intellectual property of albinoblacksheep.com I would link you to the original, but albinoblacksheep links have been banned by the mods.

and yes, i am a virgin. wanna fight about it? ;)
edit: not ashamed of it. just haven't had the opportunity/never 'went out to get laid' like some others do, not much of a big deal to me, and never found the right girl [COLOR="White"][SIZE="1"](till now... *cough*... almost anyway)
good for you. :)

These rabbits pwns virgin rabbit (http://www.flashplayer.com/music/duhastrodents.html)

ebaums stole that video, which is the intellectual property of albinoblacksheep.com I would link you to the original, but albinoblacksheep links have been banned by the mods.
yeah i wasn't sure if it was the original or not... but then, frankly, i don't care :p

Nothin' wrong with being a virgin.
If you decide to change it, make sure it's with someone without HANGUPS (including yourself).
Every person deals with their sexuality a smidge different ... it's nice when there's mutual curiosity, interest, and open-mindedness about abilities.
Of course, that's an optimistic POV, but oh well.

Girls are often a lot more forgiving of guys' shortcomings than one might think. Seriously, civilisation wouldn't have gotten this far if it weren't the case.

good for you. :)
thank you :)
i suppose i've never seen sex as something "sacred" or whatever, but neither have i ever seen it as something to be pursued all that much. i think it has something to do with the fact that i've always been more interested in relationships and the long(ish) term than short term pleasure... and i'm quite a loyal person anyway... so i kinda know that picking some chick up in a bar for a quick one-night shag isn't necessarily going to fulfil that longer-term desire for a "relationship"
(edit: that said, having such a quick shag wouldn't automatically mean "relationship" in my mind... i do know and respect the difference, if you get what i mean)

in short: one night stands just aren't for me
not all sex is one nighters of course... but at uni, a lot of the stuff going down was just casual/one-nighter sex, and that just didn't interest me. never had a girlfriend before (many reasons i won't go into)... so... uh... there you go :P


edit: once again i just pour out drivel and too much personal information on here... just keep on doing that! :headbang:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1032978311268695392&q=SEX

I found this..and it made me laugh, considering it describes my life so well...Im a virgin and all...

So i was jw who else will admit to being a virgin?

I will...but I'm only 15, so yeah

haha...god damn I love that bunny. And despite my non-virginity, I can still relate.

*sigh*

I guess no one else is a virgin????
POOOON!!!

I dont know if anyone noticed, but when u click the link, in the search bar it says: "SEX". I though maybe it was a one time thing, but then i clicked the link again, and ta-da, same thing, I know its not only me, cuz my friend checked it

so i guess the guy was looking for sex videos, hehe, this is gonna get awkward

Touch me NOT, for I am chaste!

...?

I can relate. I hardly see my girlfriend and my flatmate is always shagging his. the bastard. hes like that rat. goddamn it.

I'm a virgin.

While I'm sure that my children don't want to entertain the idea of my having sex, their existance in and of itself rather lends credence to the notion that I'm probably NOT a virgin....

Touch me NOT, for I am chaste!

...?
*poke*

I can relate. I hardly see my girlfriend and my flatmate is always shagging his. the bastard. hes like that rat. goddamn it.
how about coming home to see your roommate having sex IN YOUR BED. no, I'm not bitter.

atleast he changed the sheets.

how about coming home to see your roommate having sex IN YOUR BED. no, I'm not bitter.

atleast he changed the sheets.
Roll your pillow over! :eek:
I've had that exact same experience, and i had to lecture my roomies evermore afterwards.
They didn't heed, so me and my gf befouled the butterscotch topping. Ah, good times!

Virgin and happy to be one.

Roll your pillow over! :eek:
I've had that exact same experience, and i had to lecture my roomies evermore afterwards.
They didn't heed, so me and my gf befouled the butterscotch topping. Ah, good times!
haha...yeah, I got home one day, and was sitting in my bed, absentmindedly playing with an empty thing of whipped cream. 10 minutes later, realized I hadn't had whipped cream in about a year, let alone in my room. So I went into my roomies room, duct taped his nipples, and covered his face and pillow in chocolate syrup.


and do I want to know how you befouled the butterscotch?

LOL on the flash video
I can relate to that poor bunny's loneliness, tho (care to guess what I am?)

haha...yeah, I got home one day, and was sitting in my bed, absentmindedly playing with an empty thing of whipped cream. 10 minutes later, realized I hadn't had whipped cream in about a year, let alone in my room. So I went into my roomies room, duct taped his nipples, and covered his face and pillow in chocolate syrup.
Hahahaha!
*FLORT*



and do I want to know how you befouled the butterscotch?
A gentleman never tells ....










....but i'm not often accused of that, so i'll resume.

First it was fingers, with dabbles in special places, but she didn't like it all over her fingers so she basically, erm, "ensheathed" me with the jar for a few dips, and i don't think i need to explain any further than that.
Then we stuck it back in the fridge.
A day passed, and one of my roomies was trying to curry favour with us (for missing rent) and he made a chocolate cake with what was left of the butterscotch topping. I should have been honourable about it, but he and my other two roomies already had eaten two pieces (i had come in late again) so i just shrugged it off and said my stomach hurt, and then ran off to my room to laugh evilly for a while.
Verdigroth knows this story. He wasn't one of them but his cousin was!

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Credit, Dred It.

Thats all I have to say on these matters.

Hasty


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Hahahaha!
*FLORT*




A gentleman never tells ....










....but i'm not often accused of that, so i'll resume.

First it was fingers, with dabbles in special places, but she didn't like it all over her fingers so she basically, erm, "ensheathed" me with the jar for a few dips, and i don't think i need to explain any further than that.
Then we stuck it back in the fridge.
A day passed, and one of my roomies was trying to curry favour with us (for missing rent) and he made a chocolate cake with what was left of the butterscotch topping. I should have been honourable about it, but he and my other two roomies already had eaten two pieces (i had come in late again) so i just shrugged it off and said my stomach hurt, and then ran off to my room to laugh evilly for a while.
Verdigroth knows this story. He wasn't one of them but his cousin was!
classic. thats all I can say.

may I suggest in investing in some chocolate body frosting? (I would link to it, but don't know how appropriate the page is). It creates some mighty nice evenings.

Video is hilarious.

However you lose at life for googling the word SEX. Chuck Norris is on his way. Pick a god and make your peace with it.


Hey my roommate and myself were seeing what we could find dirty on google video..so its justified. :)

classic. thats all I can say.

may I suggest in investing in some chocolate body frosting? (I would link to it, but don't know how appropriate the page is). It creates some mighty nice evenings.
Hey, thanks! *bows*
As well ... butterscotch topping burns the throat. Hers worse than mine, obviously ... so i never did it again.
Whipped cream is light but should also be sparse since a sugary tummy is a distraction from good sex, IME.

Well, Im not a virgin, but when I was, I certainly wouldn't admit that I wasn't. Sex seems like such a big thing till you have it. Then it isn't. Then, nine months later, it is again.;)

Hey, thanks! *bows*
As well ... butterscotch topping burns the throat. Hers worse than mine, obviously ... so i never did it again.
Whipped cream is light but should also be sparse since a sugary tummy is a distraction from good sex, IME.
ugh...painful idea. Real butterscotch, made with actual scotch...*ahem* "ensheathing"...oh...it burns to think about it.

I had pineapple whipped cream. good stuff *nods* But nothing, and I mean nothing, will get a girl like chocolate covered strawberries (and champagne if you have it)

Well, Im not a virgin, but when I was, I certainly wouldn't admit that I wasn't. Sex seems like such a big thing till you have it. Then it isn't. Then, nine months later, it is again.;)

Nine months later? You popping them out left and right?

ugh...painful idea. Real butterscotch, made with actual scotch...*ahem* "ensheathing"...oh...it burns to think about it.

I had pineapple whipped cream. good stuff *nods* But nothing, and I mean nothing, will get a girl like chocolate covered strawberries (and champagne if you have it)
That reminds me of the pineapple ring pursuit ... not much in that either. Once was enough, but then again, i wasn't too invasive with the citrus. I was only wearing it.
I'd procured them from our local Pizza Hut.

That's a cute video.


But yeah, I'm not a virgin so I don't really identify with the bunny...


AH, but the bunny himself is no virgin (you'll notice the #1 on his chest - his little friend w/ the bag over his head is however)

I am no longer a virgin, but took my sweet time

*props feet up and watches this banter intensely*

That reminds me of the pineapple ring pursuit ... not much in that either. Once was enough, but then again, i wasn't too invasive with the citrus. I was only wearing it.
I'd procured them from our local Pizza Hut.
huh...don't think I've ever heard about that...but something tells me I can figure out how you were wearing a pineapple ring...

*props feet up and watches this banter intensely*
Chocolate covered strawberries, my dear?:fluffle:

Straughn, it appears we've got an audience now;)

What about chocolate body paint?

What about chocolate body paint?
that led to the one good valentines day I've had (same as chocolate body frosting, but a different brand)

Peechland, exactly how "intensely" are you watching this banter?

Peechland, exactly how "intensely" are you watching this banter?

haha...well I'm still typing with two hands if thats what youre asking.

haha...well I'm still typing with two hands if thats what youre asking.


not at all, what would put an idea like that in your... *gasps* you dirty dog

Loved the video! Quite a catchy song.


But sorry, it's been 30 years since I could claim to be a virgin.

Well, I guess I could claim it, but no one would believe it...

Loved the video! Quite a catchy song.


But sorry, it's been 30 years since I could claim to be a virgin.

Well, I guess I could claim it, but no one would believe it...
I'd be about as believable as "but baby, I love you";)

I'd be about as believable as "but baby, I love you";)


Baby, I hit you because I love you, and believe me, it hurts me just as much as it hurts you

That's a cute video.


But yeah, I'm not a virgin so I don't really identify with the bunny...


Why is it that no matter what Dakini says is still comes out incredibly sexy?? Just curious..:fluffle:

That is an old video, but It's just as great each time I see it again.

I'm not a virgin but I'm sure there are quite a few people on NS, especially in General, that are having more sex then me. :p

Chocolate covered strawberries, my dear?:fluffle:

Straughn, it appears we've got an audience now;)
WooT!!

I'm a virgin. I'm not saving myself, but i won't go have one night stands either. Nothing in between has really presented itself...lol.

Lol I saw that video a year ago and it still makes me laugh. Poor bunny. You're not alone with the virgin thing, I am too. Yes a teenage girl who lives in America a virgin, what a shock. ;) Anyways...

Lol I saw that video a year ago and it still makes me laugh. Poor bunny. You're not alone with the virgin thing, I am too. Yes a teenage girl who lives in America a virgin, what a shock. ;) Anyways...
where'd you say you're from?;)

I'd like to point out the bunny isn't a virgin. Note the 1 on his chest. :D

I am one, though. :(

I'd like to point out the bunny isn't a virgin. Note the 1 on his chest. :D

I am one, though. :(
Well, he doesn't say he's a virgin...just that everyone else is having more sex than him. Which I can vouch doesn't imply virginity. And if I hear one more moan out of my neighbors room, I'm breaking in and smacking him on the ass. Take that, Chris!