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Apparently, a Syrian state-owned newspaper hints Israel might have created the current Bird Flu as a virus to specially kill off Arabs.
Any thoughts?
Only English link I could find atm (http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3213775,00.html)

I swear to God, there will always be somebody trying to blame the Jews...and it always seems that those people also lack even the most basic comprehension of the sciences. No coincidence it seems.

My my my... is there any great plague/war/mugging the jews arn't behind?

Funny.Kinda like the rumor the AIDS was released from a lab by a disgruntled employee.Or the one about Bin Laden being in contact with drug cartells.Rubbish the lot.

My my my... is there any great plague/war/mugging the jews arn't behind?
Not to mention that nasty hang nail I had last week. :rolleyes:

Mobs of Jews should burn down the Syrian embassy.

The Jews haven't tried to kill the Muslims in a while. They're due. I believe this story.

Apparently, a Syrian state-owned newspaper hints Israel might have created the current Bird Flu as a virus to specially kill off Arabs.
Any thoughts?

It's almost as if morons do moronic things.

In other news, the CIA and USAMRIID created AIDS, Polio vaccine makes Muslims sterile, and Church's fried chicken is owned by the KKK.

Kinda like the rumor the AIDS was released from a lab by a disgruntled employee.

No, no, you got it wrong. My local Jehova´s Witness missionary told me it was created by God and spread by those horny African missionaries as punishment.
*nods*

In other news, the CIA and USAMRIID created AIDS, Polio vaccine makes Muslims sterile, and Church's fried chicken is owned by the KKK.
I always liked the one that links Philip Morris to the KKK.Nothing like a good conspiricy theory.

Not to mention that nasty hang nail I had last week. :rolleyes:

Evil Jewish hangnails...

No, no, you got it wrong. My local Jehova´s Witness missionary told me it was created by God and spread by those horny African missionaries as punishment.
*nods*
But it was really the Microneasians.Never trusted them.

Evil Jewish hangnails...
Bastards*heads off to Tel Aviv with the brick of doom*

cool. this justifies all the hate,then. :rolleyes:

Anyways, are we currently experiencing a kind of Phony War before things get hot? Or is it rather a media-incited craze which will fade as soon as the next 'big thing' happens?

The Jews haven't tried to kill the Muslims in a while. They're due. I believe this story.
you are on to something here

Anyways, are we currently experiencing a kind of Phony War before things get hot? Or is it rather a media-incited craze which will fade as soon as the next 'big thing' happens?
True its SARS all over again.I mean peanuts killed more people than SARS.

Meh. I have seen better.

How about the tsunami due to undersea testing by Mossad?

Is there the slightest chance, even remotely? What if, 2,000 years from now, they look back on this, and it was the Jews. Maybe not all of them, but maybe a few scientists went nuts and did this?:eek:

Maybe...

(Just so you know, I don't think it was them. I think it's happening naturally, like other epidemics.)

You gotta admit it would be wierd.

Is there the slightest chance, even remotely? What if, 2,000 years from now, they look back on this, and it was the Jews. Maybe not all of them, but maybe a few scientists went nuts and did this?:eek:

Maybe...

(Just so you know, I don't think it was them. I think it's happening naturally, like other epidemics.)
Looking back the Nation of Islam has determined that white people are the result of an evil, black mad scientist.

Original man was black, who built great empires and civilizations, while the “devil white man”, was created by a mad scientist, called Mr. Yacub,
http://www.albalagh.net/kids/history/malcolmx.shtml

Looking back the Nation of Islam has determined that white people are the result of an evil, black mad scientist.
Actually, white people are my fault. There was this whole Terminator style plot about this and that, some stuff with a time machine, then I forgot to bring the condoms and spread a bit of seed around, and, yeah, that's basically how it happened.
I also might have caused AIDS when I was trying to exterminate the monkey population through biological warfare. Who'd have thought that the disease would somehow turn out to be lethal to humans? Certainly not me.

Evil Jewish hangnails...
Band name!

Wow the Jews sure did a good job of killing all those Arabic birds. Since when can you make a conspiracy theory when it is almost entirely asians that have died not arabs? Not to mention those are only people who are constantly fucking around with infected birds. I guess the Jews just hate people with chicken fetishes.

Hey, when you're a crazy scientist, you don't think straight.

I swear to God, there will always be somebody trying to blame the Jews...and it always seems that those people also lack even the most basic comprehension of the sciences. No coincidence it seems.

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DO NOT SWEAR BY ME. IT IS BLASPHEMY. REPENT OR I WILL MAKE YOU ONE OF MY CHOSEN ONES!

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DO NOT SWEAR BY ME. IT IS BLASPHEMY. REPENT OR I WILL MAKE YOU ONE OF MY CHOSEN ONES!
Hey G-D, I've been wondering. The last recorded instance of you getting some was over 2000 years ago. So what's the deal? Do you just JO alot?

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DO NOT SWEAR BY ME. IT IS BLASPHEMY. REPENT OR I WILL MAKE YOU ONE OF MY CHOSEN ONES!

Shit! Er, I mean...sorry G-d. Damn it...er, darn it?, why does G-d always appear when I'm around and no other time?

HOLY CRAP!!! I HATE ALL OF YOU ANTI-SEMETIC PEOPLE! IM A JEW!!! IF YOU ARE GOING TO BLAME JEWS FOR EVERYTHING, THEN PLEASE BE CURRENT!!! JEWS BLAME MUSLIMS ALL THE TIME, INFACT I JUST DID 5 MINUTES AGO WHEN MY COMPUTER RE-STARTED!!!
:mp5:
(you people) :mp5:
:mp5:

Hey G-D, I've been wondering. The last recorded instance of you getting some was over 2000 years ago. So what's the deal? Do you just JO alot?
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IT WAS ONLY RECORDED BECAUSE MY SECRETARY FORGOT TO ERASE THE DAMN TAPE. AS PUNISHMENT I INCARNATED HER TO WORK FOR THE NIXON WHITEHOUSE AND HAVEN'T HAD A LEAK SINCE.

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DO NOT SWEAR BY ME. IT IS BLASPHEMY. REPENT OR I WILL MAKE YOU ONE OF MY CHOSEN ONES!

He swore by god, not you.
G_D=/=god
Duh.
And isnt being a chosen people generally a good thing. Admitedly it hasnt gone great for the jews, but its their own fault for being behind every war/disease/wierd thing found in a big mac ever :D

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IT WAS ONLY RECORDED BECAUSE MY SECRETARY FORGOT TO ERASE THE DAMN TAPE. AS PUNISHMENT I INCARNATED HER TO WORK FOR THE NIXON WHITEHOUSE AND HAVEN'T HAD A LEAK SINCE.
Jesus, no leak since Nixon was in office? How do you do it? I go several times per day. Especially if I'm drinking.

Hey G-D, I've been wondering. The last recorded instance of you getting some was over 2000 years ago. So what's the deal? Do you just JO alot?


LMFAO....That made me spit fruit punch out:p

Apparently, a Syrian state-owned newspaper hints Israel might have created the current Bird Flu as a virus to specially kill off Arabs.
Any thoughts?
Only English link I could find atm (http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3213775,00.html)


Damm

I always thought it was the panda-bears, those evil little creatures.

But off course, that makes sense

HOLY CRAP!!! I HATE ALL OF YOU ANTI-SEMETIC PEOPLE! IM A JEW!!! IF YOU ARE GOING TO BLAME JEWS FOR EVERYTHING, THEN PLEASE BE CURRENT!!! JEWS BLAME MUSLIMS ALL THE TIME, INFACT I JUST DID 5 MINUTES AGO WHEN MY COMPUTER RE-STARTED!!!
:mp5:
(you people) :mp5:
:mp5:

Whiskey tango foxtrot, over

Hey, G_d, do you ever worry about your banks exploding?

Damm

I always thought it was the panda-bears, those evil little creatures.

But off course, that makes sense

it was panda bears. jewish panda bears.

Whiskey tango foxtrot, over

Well, G-d showed up and he brought a Random Cult with him...I'd do the same thing.

Jesus, no leak since Nixon was in office? How do you do it? I go several times per day. Especially if I'm drinking.
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/g_d.jpg

QUICK HINT:

DON'T GO OUT IN THE RAIN, AND AVOID METEORS AT ALL COST.

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IT WAS ONLY RECORDED BECAUSE MY SECRETARY FORGOT TO ERASE THE DAMN TAPE. AS PUNISHMENT I INCARNATED HER TO WORK FOR THE NIXON WHITEHOUSE AND HAVEN'T HAD A LEAK SINCE.


*guffaw*

Hasn't had a leak since!

Is there the slightest chance, even remotely? What if, 2,000 years from now, they look back on this, and it was the Jews. Maybe not all of them, but maybe a few scientists went nuts and did this?:eek:

Maybe...

(Just so you know, I don't think it was them. I think it's happening naturally, like other epidemics.)

You gotta admit it would be wierd.


Yep, so would waking up next to a smiling hippo

But that is not likely to happen to

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/g_d.jpg

QUICK HINT:

DON'T GO OUT IN THE RAIN, AND AVOID METEORS AT ALL COST.
Meteors? Hmm, kidney stone problem? Or maybe just not enough fiber. I'm really interested in G-D's bodily functions for some reason.

I'm really interested in G-D's bodily functions for some reason.

The bowls of the Lord were not a sight meant for Man!

... Seriously. I bet it's friggen' scary in there.

Meteors? Hmm, kidney stone problem? Or maybe just not enough fiber. I'm really interested in G-D's bodily functions for some reason.
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/g_d.jpg

THAT IS YOUR PEROGATIVE. AT LEAST YOU BELIEVE. NOW GO FIND ME A GRAIL.

The bowls of the Lord were not a sight meant for Man!

... Seriously. I bet it's friggen' scary in there.
Only one way to find out for sure. Somebody get me Lemmiwinks the gerbil, a video camera and some duct tape.

Apparently, a Syrian state-owned newspaper hints Israel might have created the current Bird Flu as a virus to specially kill off Arabs.
Any thoughts?
Only English link I could find atm (http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3213775,00.html)


And the American government engineered AIDS to kill off african-americans. Area 51 contains aliens. President Bush won the Florida Vote. Compassionate Conservative.


Also, we Jews are behind the War on Errorism. Keep in mind, 81% of American Jews voted for Gore in 2000 and 75% for Kerry in 2004.

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/g_d.jpg

THAT IS YOUR PEROGATIVE. AT LEAST YOU BELIEVE. NOW GO FIND ME A GRAIL.
Sorry, too busy looking for a girl. Is that close enough?

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/g_d.jpg

THAT IS YOUR PEROGATIVE. AT LEAST YOU BELIEVE. NOW GO FIND ME A GRAIL.

But, can't you just 'make' a grail?

This reminds me of iGod

Damn! People told me that G_D would punish me for my sins, but I didn't think He'd make me shoot Cola out my nose! :)

He swore by god, not you.
G_D=/=god
Duh.
And isnt being a chosen people generally a good thing. Admitedly it hasnt gone great for the jews, but its their own fault for being behind every war/disease/wierd thing found in a big mac ever :D


There aren't enough Jews to be behind /everything/. Jews are historically democratic (i.e. pacifist, scientific research intelligent); therefore, we are probably not behind OFFENSIVE (as apposed to defensive) wars, diseases, or, umm, Big Macs, as you say. The intelligence of an average McDonald's worker is, stereotypically, err, low. People who can aim higher usually will.

But, can't you just 'make' a grail?

This reminds me of iGod
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/g_d.jpg

NO. IG_D. YOU MORTAL. REMEMBER THAT.

There aren't enough Jews to be behind /everything/. Jews are historically democratic (i.e. pacifist, scientific research intelligent); therefore, we are probably not behind OFFENSIVE (as apposed to defensive) wars, diseases, or, umm, Big Macs, as you say. The intelligence of an average McDonald's worker is, stereotypically, err, low. People who can aim higher usually will.

YOU FORGET THAT MY SON WAS A JEW. YOU DON'T NEED QUANTITY WHEN YOU HAVE QUALITY.

All-powerful God can't use the caps lock?

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/g_d.jpg

NO. IG_D. YOU MORTAL. REMEMBER THAT.



YOU FORGET THAT MY SON WAS A JEW. YOU DON'T NEED QUANTITY WHEN YOU HAVE QUALITY.



I'm Jewish as well, oh irate one. I, myself, am behind the Jewish media conspiracy, the Katrina conspiracy, and, damnit, they found out about tha avian flu conspiracy. We have to double up on scandals, don't we. :(

All-powerful God can't use the caps lock?
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/g_d.jpg

I USE IT ALL THE TIME AND IT WORKS QUITE WELL.

BOLD-LOWERCASE IS FOR DEMIGODS.

it was panda bears. jewish panda bears.



Makes even more sense!

Damm those Panda bears

Really?

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NO. IG_D. YOU MORTAL. REMEMBER THAT.



YOU FORGET THAT MY SON WAS A JEW. YOU DON'T NEED QUANTITY WHEN YOU HAVE QUALITY.

Ahem, iGod (http://www.titane.ca/igod/).
Cool, I proved God wrong.
*existance disappears*

Really?


Would we lie to you?

You guys act as if we Jews have nothing better to than engineer bird flu. We're too busy controlling the media and/or outperforming the Bush voters. ;)

Ahem, iGod (http://www.titane.ca/igod/).
Cool, I proved God wrong.
*existance disappears*
Yes, but iGod is a dumb as a bag of hammers.



Me:
Do you like nachos?
God:
Yes especially the cheese.
Me:
Do you add hot peppers to them
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I'm -55 years old and I am the web
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Who made you the web ?
Me:
I won't be born for another 55 years. I have always been the web
God:
What will you do instead? Where were you the web?

Next great Arab Jewish Conspiracy:

The Nazi's were Jews who put Christians into Gas Chambers! The Holocoust happened to Christians not Jews!

Now be a good bunch of Christians and wipe the Jews off the face of the map so we can have their wealth...

The Arabs want Isreal because it is wealthy...

It is wealthy because of the Jews...

Somehow the Arab nations haven't clued in on the fact that individuals make wealth not locations. Which explains why the only ones who have a pot to piss in because they have oil to sell. And then only a few of them have a pot to piss in...

You guys act as if we Jews have nothing better to than engineer bird flu. We're too busy controlling the media and/or outperforming the Bush voters. ;)

You guys act as if we Jews have nothing better to than engineer bird flu. We're too busy controlling the media and/or outperforming the Bush voters. ;)

MUAHAHAH!

But it was really the Microneasians.Never trusted them.

From Microneasia, I presume?