NationStates Jolt Archive


Who would you rather live next to?

Dark Shadowy Nexus
21-02-2006, 20:12
The guy who got busted for Flashing a kid or the guy who killed his wife over TP?

That is live next door to as in houses and rental apartments.
Mariehamn
21-02-2006, 20:17
The guy flashing kids. I'll have a sauna in my house when I have kids. They'll be immune to penises, and all sorts of nudity. Why? Well, they'll just be used to it. Not the pervertedness or anything, just the showing of penises and genitalia. Because sauna is best naked. No, I'm not insaine, really, it doesn't feel the same when you have any sort of covering on. I'm not a child molestor either, why should be people not be able to bear themselves?! We're all "beautiful", however, not all people have the blessing of extreme near-sightedness as I. Yes, I take off my glasses, no lasers shoot out, but I won't see your grotesque body. I am invincible!
The UN abassadorship
21-02-2006, 20:18
It wasnt his wife(I dont think) it was his "life partner"
Dark Shadowy Nexus
21-02-2006, 20:21
It wasnt his wife(I dont think) it was his "life partner"

Um who are refering to?
IL Ruffino
21-02-2006, 20:22
Since I am the first option.. Does the guy have a big member?
The UN abassadorship
21-02-2006, 20:23
Um who are refering to?
The guy who killed his roommate with a sledgehammer over toliet paper.
Minoriteeburg
21-02-2006, 20:23
Um who are refering to?



Franklin Paul Crow, 56, was charged Monday with homicide in the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.


it was 2 men in the TP incident.
Tetict
21-02-2006, 20:23
The guy flashing kids. I'll have a sauna in my house when I have kids. They'll be immune to penises, and all sorts of nudity. Why? Well, they'll just be used to it. Not the pervertedness or anything, just the showing of penises and genitalia. Because sauna is best naked. No, I'm not insaine, really, it doesn't feel the same when you have any sort of covering on. I'm not a child molestor either, why should be people not be able to bear themselves?! We're all "beautiful", however, not all people have the blessing of extreme near-sightedness as I. Yes, I take off my glasses, no lasers shoot out, but I won't see your grotesque body. I am invincible!

Have you got that from the swedish?,as thats supposed to be the norm there.
Dark Shadowy Nexus
21-02-2006, 20:24
Since I am the first option.. Does the guy have a big member?

Yes
Yossarian Lives
21-02-2006, 20:24
I'd rather live next to the hammer man. A paedophile, untreated, is generally always going to be a paedophile, but most passionate crimes are restricted to friends and family.
Tweedlesburg
21-02-2006, 20:24
TP guy. Just think of the drama that would ensue when he ran out of milk.
Mariehamn
21-02-2006, 20:25
Have you got that from the swedish?,as thats supposed to be the norm there.
Its far more normal in Finland.
The Swedes are sauna posers in my opinion.
The even bothered to make up a new word for it, "bastu".
Dark Shadowy Nexus
21-02-2006, 20:27
In response to Minoriteeburg

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Shadowy Nexus
Um who are refering to?


Quote:
Franklin Paul Crow, 56, was charged Monday with homicide in the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.

it was 2 men in the TP incident.

Who said I was thinking about that incident :):fluffle: :sniper: :headbang: :)
The UN abassadorship
21-02-2006, 20:27
TP guy. Just think of the drama that would ensue when he ran out of milk.
Im thinking a fully automatic firearm may be involved:D
Drunk commies deleted
21-02-2006, 20:28
I'd rather live next to the murderer. I can deal with the threat of violence from others, but I don't want to have to restrain myself daily from using violence when I see the pervert next door.
New Isabelle
21-02-2006, 20:29
Well, since I live alone and don't have kids, that dude can go flashin his rod all he wants... he just better be careful it doesn't get too close or he'd be sorry...

on another note, God forbid you're living next to the dude with no TP and his mail accidently gets sent to your house... "uh, dude, here's your playboy... I swear it was open when i got it" *runs*
Argesia
21-02-2006, 20:29
Who would you rather live next to?
What, in prison?
Dark Shadowy Nexus
21-02-2006, 20:29
I'd rather live next to the hammer man. A paedophile, untreated, is generally always going to be a paedophile, but most passionate crimes are restricted to friends and family.

So you just need be careful that he never considers you a friend.

You could always hurl an insult in his general direction just so that he dose not get any ideas.
Dark Shadowy Nexus
21-02-2006, 20:30
What, in prison?

In the community as in house next door.
Argesia
21-02-2006, 20:31
In the community as in house next door.
Mine is a more problematic scenario.
New Isabelle
21-02-2006, 20:40
Mine is a more problematic scenario.

Nah, just convince the TP dude that the flasher used the last of the roll while wankin to kiddy porn... one goes bye bye, the other to death row
Carnivorous Lickers
21-02-2006, 20:42
it was 2 men in the TP incident.


"The TP Incident"....sounds like a Guns N Roses album
Argesia
21-02-2006, 20:43
Nah, just convince the TP dude that the flasher used the last of the roll while wankin to kiddy porn... one goes bye bye, the other to death row
So, you'd chose to live nearby both of them?
Ashmoria
21-02-2006, 20:49
the flasher

i dont have small children so he would be harmless to me. the TP guy might end up budgeoning me to death for failing to pull the dandelions out of my yard.
Carnivorous Lickers
21-02-2006, 20:50
Wherever I have lived, my neighbors always seem to shape up-I never have a problem with any of them. Maybe they sense potential energy? I dont know.
You have to be able to get a long with your neighbors.
Smunkeeville
21-02-2006, 20:52
I am going to have to go with the murderer, I believe that normal people can kill someone for a stupid reason, and then go on with thier life and never hurt anyone again......someone who messes with kids though is truely sick in the worst way and will never get better.
Random Belief
21-02-2006, 21:10
I will choose to live between them, one on either side. That would permit time to think which I prefer
Qwystyria
21-02-2006, 21:29
Definitely the pervert. That "damage" can be dealt with. Someone with a murderous temper might just hurt someone before I could kick him in the crotch and wipe up the floor with him.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
21-02-2006, 22:00
The paedophile, without a doubt. Not being a kid or having kids, I don't really care what he gets up to in his spare time.
Markreich
22-02-2006, 01:30
The guy who flashed a kid.

IN GENERAL, nudity isn't fatal.
Criminal? Perhaps.
Tasteless? Often.
But Fatal? Not commonly.

Lesser of two evils.