NationStates Jolt Archive


Angry Rabbit Attacks Dogsled Team Leaves Dogs Wounded

Minoriteeburg
21-02-2006, 16:50
Angry hare attacked dogsled

A large and unusually bold hare was apparently so irritated when a dogsled team entered its territory that it went on the attack, in an otherwise peaceful forested area of northern Norway.
Dogs are better known for chasing hares. It was the other way around in northern Norway last weekend.


Wenche Offerdal, who was driving the dogsled team in the Reisadalen area of Troms County, had never seen anything like it.

She told newspaper Nordlys that she and her team of huskies met the hare while travelling between Saraelv and Seima Saturday evening. The hare appeared fully grown and quite aggressive.

"It was sitting 10 meters from the trail and I figured it would run off, and even that the dogs would go after it," Offerdal said. "I was wrong."

Instead, the hare came running towards the dogsled team, which came to a halt. Then the fearless hare jumped right into the middle of team.

That prompted the lead dog to turn around, which left the hare surrounded by the huskies. The hare's odds worsened when another dogsled came up behind Offerdal's. That left one hare facing 13 dogs.

"It was an absurd situation," Offerdal told Nordlys. "The dogs were completely perplexed. The hare stared at them and they stared back, like they were all frozen."

Suddenly the hare seemed to reconsider its position, and leaped out of the ring, hitting a few of the dogs over their noses with its paws on its way.

"It was an enormous leap, the hare landed outside the ring of dogs and ran off into the woods," Offerdal said.


http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/jpgs/rabbitat.jpg

The rabbit returns! Quickly someone get the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!


:p Sorry I don't have much to add to this one just though it was a bit amusing, and seeing how my day has been going to shite so far, this brings a little light to it.
Skinny87
21-02-2006, 16:52
I love that website. It's the same one with the Moose that floats down rivers on icefloes. Norwegian newspapers rule!
Lunatic Goofballs
21-02-2006, 16:53
That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the meanest, most foul-tempered rodent you ever laid eyes on!
Eutrusca
21-02-2006, 16:56
... my day has been going to shite so far ...
Join the club! :(
Eutrusca
21-02-2006, 16:57
That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the meanest, most foul-tempered rodent you ever laid eyes on!
Kinda like an enraged "goofball," yes? :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
21-02-2006, 17:07
Jimmy Carter tried to tell us in the late '70s, he tried to reveal the horrible rabbit plot, but we didn't listen. WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!
Lunatic Goofballs
21-02-2006, 17:07
Kinda like an enraged "goofball," yes? :D

I'm kind of like an atomic bomb; I have a real long fuse, and a real big boom. :p

When I do fight, I fight like a wrecking ball on speed.

In fact, here's a fun fact; I have lost more one-on-one fights than I've won(2 for 7). But I have never lost a fight where I was outnumbered(4 and 0). :p
Minoriteeburg
21-02-2006, 17:07
Join the club! :(

sorry your day sucks as well, i hope the angry rabbit helps
Minoriteeburg
21-02-2006, 17:08
Jimmy Carter tried to tell us in the late '70s, he tried to reveal the horrible rabbit plot, but we didn't listen. WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!


We never do listen, and it always comes back to bite us in the ass. This time literally.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
21-02-2006, 17:15
We never do listen, and it always comes back to bite us in the ass. This time literally.
Hmm, I suppose you're right. Lets look at the list

Y2K Bug - Status: DIDN'T LISTEN
Mutlilateral Nuclear Disarmanent During Cold War - Status: DIDN'T LISTEN
Crazed Internation Rabbit Conspiracy - Status: DIDN'T LISTEN
Jesus Coming Back '67/'69/'00/'01 - Status: DIDN'T LISTEN
Global Waming - Status: NOT LISTENING

We really don't have a good track record with this whole "listening" thing, do we?
The Strogg
21-02-2006, 17:17
I have a real long fuse

ERROR: Information levels exceeding tolerable limits. Please close all applications and re-start your brain.
Minoriteeburg
21-02-2006, 17:17
Hmm, I suppose you're right. Lets look at the list

Y2K Bug - Status: DIDN'T LISTEN
Mutlilateral Nuclear Disarmanent During Cold War - Status: DIDN'T LISTEN
Crazed Internation Rabbit Conspiracy - Status: DIDN'T LISTEN
Jesus Coming Back '67/'69/'00/'01 - Status: DIDN'T LISTEN
Global Waming - Status: NOT LISTENING

We really don't have a good track record with this whole "listening" thing, do we?


I hear jesus is coming back for another tour in '07 already got front row tickets, I hear willie nelson is going to open.
Stone Bridges
21-02-2006, 17:18
And when the Dog goes back to his neighborhood or bar, you know they are not going to let him live this down.
Minoriteeburg
21-02-2006, 17:22
And when the Dog goes back to his neighborhood or bar, you know they are not going to let him live this down.


maybe the rabbit was pimpin them and since they didnt have his money he pimp slapped them all in one fell swoop and ran off.

cause you know pimpin ain't easy.
Stone Bridges
21-02-2006, 17:26
maybe the rabbit was pimpin them and since they didnt have his money he pimp slapped them all in one fell swoop and ran off.

cause you know pimpin ain't easy.

No it isn't, sometimes you gotta slap them bitches (wonders if anyone catches the irony of that word) to keep them in line.
Minoriteeburg
21-02-2006, 17:38
No it isn't, sometimes you gotta slap them bitches (wonders if anyone catches the irony of that word) to keep them in line.

LOL lucky the rabbit didnt have his cane on him.
The Jovian Moons
21-02-2006, 17:39
Damn you beat me to the killer rabbit joke....