NationStates Jolt Archive

Of all the possible moral dilemmas, the ones where the fate of a life is in your hands are the most difficult to tackle. To help remedy this, I encourage my peers at NationStates General and myself to provide some generally undesirable reasons which you should refrain from using a basis for rubbing someone out.

"Mein Kampf said it would be okay if I did it..."

"The Communist Manifesto said it would be okay if I did it..."

"The Bible/Koran/whatever said it would be okay if I did it..."

"She wouldn't put out on the third date."

"The bastard took the last chocolate!"

"Hey, back away people, I have a weapon!"

"He was about to kill Al Gore, Bill Clinton, George Bush and Dick Cheney."

Any more?

"My daughter dishonored me, so I killed her"

"Some one from his tribe killed my father's uncle's twice removed cousin's brother-in-law, so I have to kill him".

"Because they're terrorists/insurgents/rebel forces/anyone who doesn't agree with us/anyone we can give an evil sounding name to"... etc.

The voices in my head said it was a good idea.

"He wore white after labour day."

"I got a quarter for it..."

"It seemed like such a good idea at the time!"

"What? Are you kidding? Carbon monoxide KILLS? Woah, I didn't know that!"

"He was gay."

"He was black."

"He forgot our anniversary."

"God came to me in a dream last night! It was him! He told me to do it!"

"She made me watch The Notebook again."

"He killed Kenny!"

I didn't mean kill him. I'm the Vice President G-Ddamnit!!

"They are Iraqis"

I felt like it

"He's a spammer"

Oh wait, you said poor excuses, not good ones..

"She left her wet laundry mildewing for a week in a heated room in the dead of winter and then decided to hang them up to dry right next to my desk when it was snowing outside and we couldn't open the window."

... I'm gonna get my ex-roommate one day T_T... one... day...

"They double dog dared me to do it."

"He wouldn't stop singing that damn [blank, enter the title of a stupid/Emo/annoying/great/whatever song here] song!"

"I wnated to raise the crime rate average."

It seemed like a good idea at the time.


He was a fat bastard!!


God told me to.

She/he smelled bad, and I thought that killing her/him would stop the smell.

She/he smelled bad, and I thought that killing her/him would stop the smell.

Roommate problems?

"they were responcibily useing drugs that we dont recieve tax revenue from (they just fund the black projects of our intelegence services! cia-bush-coke imports nebody?)
... ie. not tobacco or alcohol"

"He insulted the Prophet."

"I didn't realise it was loaded...." *shifty eyes*

"You see, he drew this cartoon..."

"Our caterers were short on supplies."

"His mother's ex-husband's girlfriend's stepson's best friend told me he wanted me to do it."

"He caught me with his dog."

"I was liberating him from the cycle of reincarnation."

"I really, really didn't like the way he said 'cow'."

they were going to became a menace to ours country safety

She wanted to leave me and be free, just 'cause I hit her for many years

"She had a pound of hash in her bodyboard"

"She had a pound of hash in her bodyboard"

Two pounds is the standard bribe to narcotics officers.

"Shut up! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!!!!"

"Western journalists just piss me off, man."

"*Kicks policeman in the groin and makes a run for it.*"

there was a prophecy that i would kill them. it said on the label that it was a self-fulfilling prophecy so what choice did i have?

"some people are alive simply because its illegal to kill them"

not, strictly speaking, an excuse
but its amusing.

"I had to kill all the boybands for the sake of humanity....and good music."

"Our caterers were short on supplies."

"His mother's ex-husband's girlfriend's stepson's best friend told me he wanted me to do it."

"He caught me with his dog."

"I was liberating him from the cycle of reincarnation."

"I really, really didn't like the way he said 'cow'."

LOL, Soylent Green reference!

"If I didn't do it, someone else would have gotten to it eventually."

"Why'd I kill him last night? Well, you see, I had plans the night before that, and I had a trip planned for tonight, so that was the only time I could have fit him."

"He got back from doing some stupid shit at 4 AM, threw up all over the front door, lurched over to his stero and turned on Coldplay again. I fucking hate Coldplay."

I made a poll on NSG and the majority thought it were a good idea.

are we looking for bad motives like "she wouldn't stop looking at me"


or bad excuses after the fact like "I was cleaning my knife and it went off 36 times"




?

"Poor excuses for killing someone"

"He made fun of my posts on NS General!"

"He was a neocon!"

"She wouldn't give me fluffles!"

"He was a lefty!"

"I hated the color of his tie."

"They kept sniffling!"

"They didn't bring the extra jelly for my toast before I had finished eatting it."

"They would not shut up, they kept talking and talking. So I had to take a spork and end them."

"Seriously officer, I told them to stay out of the bathroom after I ate at White Castle..."

"I told them to stay out of the reactor dome, but no...."

"She wouldn't give me fluffles!"

Wrong. The correct answer would have been:

"He used smileys. A lot. And then he made the mistake of fluffling me."

I just like that "thump" sound they make when they hit the ground.

From a professional's POV, if you need an excuse, you shouldn't (have) kill(ed) them.

Self defense at the point of assault is never an excuse.

That said, some people just need killing. I just prefer being paid to do it. :sniper: :D

"He ws blocking the TV."

"I wanted to see how far into the crowd the bus would get."

"He ate my cookie and I'll be damned if I'll let that greedy bastard have my last cookie so I took it back!"

"The power was out and I need something to keep me entertained!"

And finally, a real life one: "The son of a bitch forgot to buy toilet paper ( http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11471503/)!" :eek:

"I need to descend into insanity..."
"They're too similar to me"*
"He dosn't love me any more"
"DIE BITCH!"*
"Will you be taking poison this afternoon?"
"He has the crazy frog ringtone"*
"He has no pubes..."

"As your god, I can decide who to kill without any questiosn. Understood?"

*=That sounds pretty sensible

"I thought he was a quail."

"I work for the US government."

"He needed killin'."

"Well, I wasn't gonna, but then he went into the living room and did that thing... you know, the thing? Like that thing with the guy in that place that time? With the stuff? You know?"

"He was a threat to national security."

"I ate the last cookie and I didn't want him to know." :D

"He ran."

"He looked suspicious - and was using public transport."

"I am dolphin boy!"

"It seemed like fair game."

"What? Killing's illegal now?! Bloody government, restricting my freedoms."

"Me? Kill him? Nonono, his body attacked my knife - it was a frontal assualt. Honest."

"Didn't wanna get rusty ya know?"

"Because"

"Why Not"

"it was a science project, what's the least amount of blood a person can have and still live"

"Buuuurrrrrrrrrrrp!"

"Because G.W. Bush pissed me off.... and since I couldn't go to Washington D.C. to kill him there, I had to be happy killing one of his constituants... the fact that [s]he was a Democrat is besides the point!"

"[S]he was the weakest link..."

"[S]he wanted me to eat them... and since I don't eat anything living..."

"It was a suicide pact... unfortunately, the Pharmacist gave me a Placebo."

"Oh, that... we were playing Russian Roulette... with a .45 auto."

they were going to became a menace to ours country safety


This is actually a good reason


"because he was a nazi"<----not a good reason

Of all the possible moral dilemmas, the ones where the fate of a life is in your hands are the most difficult to tackle. To help remedy this, I encourage my peers at NationStates General and myself to provide some generally undesirable reasons which you should refrain from using a basis for rubbing someone out.

"Mein Kampf said it would be okay if I did it..."

"The Communist Manifesto said it would be okay if I did it..."

"The Bible/Koran/whatever said it would be okay if I did it..."

"She wouldn't put out on the third date."

"The bastard took the last chocolate!"

"Hey, back away people, I have a weapon!"

"He was about to kill Al Gore, Bill Clinton, George Bush and Dick Cheney."

Any more?

I think the undeniably brilliant one is the old classic we used when challenged as a child:-
"i forgot"

As in..."i forgot murder was illegal!"

Wrong. The correct answer would have been:

"He used smileys. A lot. And then he made the mistake of fluffling me."
:rolleyes: :headbang: :fluffle:

I think the undeniably brilliant one is the old classic we used when challenged as a child:-
"i forgot"

As in..."i forgot murder was illegal!"
oh, my kids use the "I don't know" defense.

"why did you cut the dog's hair?"
"I don't know"
"did you think it would be a good idea?"
"I don't know"
"you know you aren't allowed to use scissors without and adult"
"I forgot"
:headbang:

:-curteously snipping immature silliness on behalf of the elderly and confused-:

*ever so soft a gunshot*

*ever so soft a gunshot*
:eek: :( :mad:

"He killed Kenny!"

Killing Kenny is a perfectly good reason to kill some one.

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"They were godmodding!"

"They said something nice about Minimalism!"

"He looked like a loaf of bread."

"Wile E. Coyote never dies when he falls over a cliff and I wanted to see if the same held true for people!"

"She overused the fluffle smiley."

"He invaded Chechnya!"

"I was so mad that the Mets had lost I needed to kill something and he was the first one I came across!"

"I couldn't help it -- he hit me and went under my car."

"She kept eating bananas in the house and I just hate bananas!"

"That British accent was just getting so annoying..."

"I needed some practice against a moving target."

"I forgot murder was illegal."

"I didn't think anyone would mind."

"I was cleaning a bottle of poison and it accidentally squirted across the room into his open mouth."

"She bet me I wouldn't dare shoot her and I just had to prove her wrong!"

are we looking for bad motives like "she wouldn't stop looking at me"

or bad excuses after the fact like "I was cleaning my knife and it went off 36 times"


I knew you where evil Smunkeeville

I found him on the pedophile registry so I thought I'd do society a favor.

I know of at least one case where some one nearly got off with this excuse.

I found him on the pedophile registry so I thought I'd do society a favor.

I know of at least one case where some one nearly got off with this excuse.
sound sensible to me.....although I did find out yesterday that there is a pedophile living 3 houses west of me...........:eek: I am scared to go outside with my kids now. (without my husband anyway)

sound sensible to me.....although I did find out yesterday that there is a pedophile living 3 houses west of me...........:eek: I am scared to go outside with my kids now. (without my husband anyway)

Do you know what he is on the registry for?

Would you feel more comfortable if it was some guy who killed his wife over TP?

Poor excuses for killing someone:

Laziness.

Do you know what he is on the registry for?
it says aggrivated rape and forced sodomy of a child. I didn't go ask him for specific details or anything, my big worry is that he lives across the street from a home daycare. I went over yesterday to let the lady know, she was unaware.

How many times has this been posted already:
"'Cause they needed killin'."

Forced sodomy of a child is anal penatration with physical force applied. It's a form of Sadism involving a child. I wonder if he was released to make room for a street dealer in illegal drugs.

Sounds like a pretty rotten crime involving a child to me.

"They were wearing a large and suspicious rucksack"

"I was sleepwalking"

"I was making stabbing/shooting motions in that general direction and they just so happened to get in the way"

"I was seeinghow effective my new sniper rifle was"

"He crossed his heart and hoped to die so I stuck a needle in his eye..."

"She turned off the Playstation before I had the chance to save..."

"It's not my fault he tripped on my foot and fell on my knife 12 times..."

"Fucker ate my lunch... had my fuckin name on it... stoopid fuck shoulda known better... staple his ass till he bleeds to death..."

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DO YOU HAVE TO ASK?

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I ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE.

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DO YOU HAVE TO ASK?

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I ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE.

You hateful bastard, you killed my goldfish and my grandfather before me! And now you're after me!

"Because they're terrorists/insurgents/rebel forces/anyone who doesn't agree with us/anyone we can give an evil sounding name to"... etc.

the worse all time exscuse i ever heard was..she cheated on me...when i use too cover for him?
now this nice girl is fish food and he is running around on his new one..when the fuck will you girls learn,,,,money and looks mean shit..unless your shallow...and even then..it seems to work?:headbang:

the worse all time exscuse i ever heard was..she cheated on me...when i use too cover for him?
now this nice girl is fish food and he is running around on his new one..when the fuck will you girls learn,,,,money and looks mean shit..unless your shallow...and even then..it seems to work?:headbang:

hate to say it..but...GIRLS ARE FUCKIN STUPID....oh your good looking...you got money...you got a fancy car(shiny object..lol)i will be cared for...life has changed alot,and i;m sorry..but girls dont get free rides anymore unless your swimsuit models...and even then...flat tummy gone?..your gone..sour but real.if thats the league you want to play in.


i dont agree,but,i see it every day in nyc,horribly ugly men with oustanding women,and the irony is,the trolls will kick the girl to the curb cause she gains a pound,and move on...i never realised(foolishly) that women count on there bodies as much as i learned...pretty shallow..but life i suppose:(

:eek: :( :mad:
You implying I missed?

"She overused the fluffle smiley."
Let's do it together.

He insulted my froggie!! Nobody insults my froggie...:mad:

PMS....:D





(or is that a good excuse.....;) )

I was doin' ma thang and he died.....Not my problem he couldn't take a beatin'....:p

"He bet me a dollar I wouldn't pull the trigger...I would've done it for a penny!"

"I was exercising my will to power."

"A heavy metal musician brainwashed me."

"I was bored"

"Stan took the compliment "Lady Killer" a bit too literal."

"He was hogging all the good oxygen for himself."

"They touched me.... NO ONE FUCKING ENTERS MY PERSONAL SPACE"

“I was raised by wolves and not those nice Disney wolves either.”

“He wore white socks with blacks shoes.”

“After an otherwise great date, she told me she only loved New Country music and insisted we drive to the hee haw bar.”

“I was practicing for the Biathlon.”

“Sure I was hammered, but he looked just like a quail through my beer goggles!”

“I always get this gun confused with my novelty cigerette lighter!”

"Some people just deserve to die."

"Well, it seemed pretty badass in Halo!"

"It was just meant to be a friendly game of Russian Roulette!"

He looked at me........... As far as im concerned he deserved it

There 6.5 billion humans and I had to start somewhere.

Why Not?

The asshole typed in white.

There 6.5 billion humans and I had to start somewhere.

Why Not?

The asshole typed in white.

I agree! its irritating and obnoxious.

Because she wanted me to go on the Dr Phil show.Grrrrrrr;)

"My dog told me to."

"You sent me an e-mail about those damn Hasselhoff things."

"There's nothing funny in the latest Garfield, he laughed, so he had to die so his bad sense of humour genes wouldn't be passed on."

"What? Does it really matter? I mean.. it's not like he/she/they was (an) american(s)!"


"I'm trying to save nature. Can you think of a better way?"

"Sooner or later, he would have been awarded the Darwin Award. I wanted to protect his family from that shame."

he's not dead <hits the corpse> look, he just moved

"The son of a bitch backed into my driveway."

"To hone my skillz." *flails sword about*

PMS....:D

Sadly, that excuse has been used succesfully.

Sadly, that excuse has been used succesfully.
he didn't have a life, so there's no way he could have lost it because of my actions

"The little man in the corner told me to kill him. He's standing behind you now....Go on, turn around...."

"I know he'd already been stabbed before I shot him, but the bastard bled on my shoes!"

"He called me a n00b."

"I've played so many violent video games that life has no meaning to me."

We ran out of toilet paper.

We ran out of toilet paper.

I don't even want to know...

He stepped on my $150 Nikes so I had to kill him.

I don't even want to know...

Real story.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11471503/

Real story.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11471503/

Didn't I say I didn't want to know?

"She made me watch The Notebook again."


I'm pretty sure that would be called self-defense in a court of law.

Didn't I say I didn't want to know?

Sorry. :D

That alien costume was so realistic...

I didn't realize the JBTs were Airsofters... ;)

Of all the possible moral dilemmas, the ones where the fate of a life is in your hands are the most difficult to tackle. To help remedy this, I encourage my peers at NationStates General and myself to provide some generally undesirable reasons which you should refrain from using a basis for rubbing someone out.

"Mein Kampf said it would be okay if I did it..."

"The Communist Manifesto said it would be okay if I did it..."

"The Bible/Koran/whatever said it would be okay if I did it..."

"She wouldn't put out on the third date."

"The bastard took the last chocolate!"

"Hey, back away people, I have a weapon!"

"He was about to kill Al Gore, Bill Clinton, George Bush and Dick Cheney."

Any more?

you took my last crack rock and beer?

well maybe it is ok in that situation...

"Butterface."

"because................BECAUSE I WANTED TO!! OMFG!!!":) :rolleyes:

"I'm Chuck Norris" *Waits for the ChuckCulthttp://www.nataliemanor.com/images/TM.gif to skin me alive for such blasphemy*

'Honestly, officer. Those holes were already in him. I just tried to patch 'em up with bullets."

"No! It wasn't me! It was the One-armed Man!"

"He's Jesus. He'll be fine in three days."

"He told me I couldn't hit the broadside of a barn so I had him stand in front of one. Unfortunately, he was right.":(

"It was a cry for help. ...What? ...Suicide? Are you crazy?!? That could get me killed!"

"They were infidels."

"I had to keep busy. Idle hands are the devil's workshop."

"He said he always wanted to be just like John Lennon."

"Well, of course he's dead. If you can dismember someone and stuff him into a duffel bag while he's still alive, I sure hope you'll tell me how!"

"There was a mosquito on his forehead. So I shot it. That's one dead mosquito!"

"That strange little plant in my flower shop was hungry and the guy sure looked like plantfood to me."

"He might develop WMDs in ten years."

:D

"Butterface."

?!:eek:

"I was hungry!"

"Better Dead than Red"

"Honestly, it was so much easier than him going to all the trouble of getting a court order"

"She got her chocolate in my peanut butter!"

"I sell cemetary plots, and I was trying to drive up demand"

"Everyone's always picking on me."

"S/he doesn't like the Breakfast Club."

"Their baby started crying. At the good bit."

"Their dad killed 6 teenagers. So our whole town wanted some vengeance."

"It was a pre-emptive strike."

i only killed him a little bit

he beat me at <insert computer game>

"He farted one to many times."
"He's a selfish lover."
"I wanted to see if the expression 'beauty is only skin deep' was true or not."
"She slept with my husband."
"He used all the clean dishes and didn't wash any."
"I needed compost."
"I was hungry."
"He borrowed my Nirvana CD and never returned it."
"She wrecked my car."
"She was gonna divorce me."
"He started it!"
"I thought it would be funny."
"I was drunk."
"I needed a sacrifice to Quetzacoatl."
"He kicked my dog."
"Her taste in fashion is too tacky."

This was one of the worst things I've ever heard.
http://www.hattiesburgamerican.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050901/NEWS01/312/1002

Only a few blocks away from where he lives, a woman had been shot and killed the night before following a fight over a bag of ice, witnesses said.

Police still are piecing together information about the shooting, but Chief David Wynn said Wednesday that Antonio Page, 35, shot his sister in the head with a small-caliber handgun. Wynn would not release the woman's name, but said Page is being held in the Forrest County Jail.

Wynn said the shooting occurred after an altercation between Page and the victim's boyfriend.

"Tempers are short," Wynn said. "But I'm surprised that this happened. I can't even understand how a brother could take that step."

"They came up with a poor excuse for killing someone"

"If Caesar did it, it must be alright"

"He wouldn't give me any chewing gum"

"His beret looked silly"

"everybody dies, eventually" :rolleyes:

"well, i gave him seven days to live"

"i'm sure he won't be missed"

"being him had to hurt"

"i didn't kill the poor man, i merely saved him from this hellish world"

"he kept asking me things about my wife"

"he was so sad"

"she kept wanting to know where i was going"

"He thought Samurai armour would stop a broadsword. Turns out... no."

"She put me on a vegetarian diet."

"He wanted to achieve oneness with nature, so I fed him to my cat."

"He didn't believe that I could kill him over the 'net using an exploding computer monitor. Ha! Is his face red..."

"She wanted to save the whales, so I fed her to the Japanese."

"I was quite happy with my mobile contract but he wouldn't stop calling."

"He looked at me funny."

"We were playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol. He went first."

"I wanted to see how much damage it would do to my car if it hit a deer or something..."

He said he was out of breath so i pumped some air thru a syringe into his brain. You see i was reall trying to help.

"The bitch ordered a salad and then decided to steal some of my chips when she could have got her own"

It all started when I smoked some bad weed on tuesday. I saw Jesus and he threatened to kill my entire family with a spork if I refused to buy a bottle of meat juice. So I went down to the store and I bought the meat juice then I drank it but then a homosexual midget slapped me. Now I hate midgets and homosexuals who are short so I had to kill him for dishonoring me. Understand?

"He bet me that if I stabbed him 32 times, hit him repeatedly with a frozen leg of lamb, shot him twice and set him on fire it wouldn't kill him, forgetting that I am a compulsive gambler!"

"She was undead to begin with."

"He was going to run for President."

"I didn't do it. It was the smilie!" :sniper:

"I asked myself, What Would Jesus Do..."

"He wouldn't return the favour after I ****** him off"

"Well, we all knew there was no happy ending there..."

"He kept breathing too loudly."

It completed the joke.

...I encourage my peers at NationStates General and myself to provide some generally undesirable reasons which you should refrain from using a basis for rubbing someone out.

Any more?

I heard this one during a conspiracy to commit murder arraignment 4 years ago: "I killed him because I thought he had $200,000 in life insurance. I didn't know it was only mortgage insurance".

True story.

Don't kill someone to collect on their mortgage insurance:-)

Piggy Piggy says "he started it, I finished it."

I saw a bush on fire.

"A village somewhere was missing an idiot. I thought it best to keep ity that way."

"He called me a commie!"

"The scary man tried to sell me coke, so my knife ran into him, 13 times."

"I didn't know people would bleed to death if you stabbed them in the groin 34 times."

"HE FORGOT MY PUDDING!"

"I do whatever the little voice in my head tells me to, and it was feeling extremely homicidal that day."

"The boy on the street told me genocide was fun!"

"Cause The danes published muhammed in a newspaper"
What the hell is with them?

" my fingure slipped on the trigger...:mp5: "

I saw a bush on fire.

What?

"I was Sleep killing..."

"I didnt know this thing was dangereous....honest"

"He's different!" is always a poor excuse.

I just did nit like him.

I did NOT like him. (Sorry)

I did NOT like him. (Sorry)

For reposting instead of editing, you earn 2 mintues in the Gormless box.

Powerplay for all "Occassionally Deadly" or better posters! :D

it says aggrivated rape and forced sodomy of a child. I didn't go ask him for specific details or anything, my big worry is that he lives across the street from a home daycare. I went over yesterday to let the lady know, she was unaware.
Good to do but it is possible he has gotten better and no longer does things like that.

"I was bored."

"I was testing out my new flamethrower..."

"He/She didn't believe in God."

"The voice in my head said it is Jesus and he told me to do it. What would you expect me to do?"

"It was preemptory, I don't need a reason."

"He picked up the gun I threw at his feet."

"I didn't like the 'cut of his jib'."

"He gave me salsa from New York City."

Forced sodomy of a child is anal penatration with physical force applied. It's a form of Sadism involving a child. I wonder if he was released to make room for a street dealer in illegal drugs.

Sounds like a pretty rotten crime involving a child to me.


it sure does...why the hell is he not in prison?

i would think that next to homicide,thats got to be pretty high on the lengthy jail term list.

but your right about prison overcrowding.

they keep people locked up for drug stuff,but release violent felons...smart eh,chalk up another one for the drug war that i never considered.

"i didnt know mormons were real people"

Bad NS reasons....

"He started ANOTHER "Christianity vs. Atheism" thread."

"He voted NO on my UN Resolution"

"He stole my password"

"He ejected me out of his region just because I invaded with 27 friends and tried to take over!"

"He figured out Max Barry's secret identity and he wouldn't tell!"

"I wanted to be the UN Delegate!"

"He said 'pwned'. All the time. Well, PWN him, I say!"

"He over-smilied."

"When it comes to fluffling, NO means NO!"

"He rented out the newest volume of Love Hina at my video store before I got a chance to."

Good to do but it is possible he has gotten better and no longer does things like that.
I seriously doubt that he has "gotten better", I don't think that people who hurt children get better, I think they get worse.

GTA made me do it!

"He over-smilied."


Well....

"I didn't kill him, the gun killed him. We clear now?"

"I gave the guy a week to pay back that bus fare."

"He laughed at my crossbow."

"Hip-hop made me do it."

"He charged people to drive cars in the city, claimed that it was our fault terrorists bombed us, put bus fares up by 30p AND IS A GODDAMNED COMMIE!"

"One book needed for my dissertation. She took out the book. She lost the book. No jury will convict me."

"I didn't kill him, the gun killed him. We clear now?"


LOL!