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The people in the room next to me must have a killer sound system. The base is so deep that my computer screen is shaking like it's 1906. It's 1:03 in the fricken morning here, and their watching a movie with enough bass to wake Lenin! Have people no care for their fellow man? Is the world insane? Am I insane?

My brain fells like a bowling ball.

The people in the room next to me must have a killer sound system. The base is so deep that my computer screen is shaking like it's 1906. It's 1:03 in the fricken morning here, and their watching a movie with enough bass to wake Lenin! Have people no care for their fellow man? Is the world insane? Am I insane?

My brain fells like a bowling ball.

Just come watch the movie, it is one of the best.

Just put your speakers, all of your speakers against the wall that faces their apartment. and turn on some rock and roll and BLAST AWAY BABY!

You could always have us submit audio files of our "productive arguments" and blast them with your computer at the wee hours of the afternoon as payback.

Imagine, eating a nice salad to the rhythm of random rants against Cindy Sheehan.

Imagine, eating a nice salad to the rhythm of random rants against Cindy Sheehan.
*Insert Horror movie Girly Scream* The horror!

just do the same to them another night, and if they complain, just bring up tonight.

You could always have us submit audio files of our "productive arguments" and blast them with your computer at the wee hours of the afternoon as payback.

Imagine, eating a nice salad to the rhythm of random rants against Cindy Sheehan.

Hmmm...Well, if someone would make some audio recordings, I'd be happy to blare in retaliation.

Get a much louder sound system, and pipe it though your computer to make the noise 180 deg out of synch. Then they can't hear a thing... ;)

Have (or simulate) very loud orgasmic sex as soon as it goes quiet next door

The people in the room next to me must have a killer sound system. The base is so deep that my computer screen is shaking like it's 1906. It's 1:03 in the fricken morning here, and their watching a movie with enough bass to wake Lenin! Have people no care for their fellow man? Is the world insane? Am I insane?

My brain fells like a bowling ball.
Are you talking about Bass or have your neighbours finally succeded in launching the death star into Orbit?*

*Don't ask me why they didn't build it in outer Space to begin with, probably has something to do with Mexican Labour.

It's 1:03 in the fricken morning here, and their watching a movie with enough bass to wake Lenin!

Aww you got me excited

All their base are belong to...wha?

Hmmm...Well, if someone would make some audio recordings, I'd be happy to blare in retaliation.
I saved the audiofile of Fass pronouncing "Nougat".:D
You can have it. On endless repeat, it certainly should get the job done.

It might be in violation of the Geneva Convention, though. But eh, screw that.

Aww you got me excited

Me too. :(

That does, however, bring up a good counter-attack. Download an audio file of a Lenin speech and blast it through the wall at them! Mwa ha ha ha.

Me too. :(
That does, however, bring up a good counter-attack. Download an audio file of a Lenin speech and blast it through the wall at them! Mwa ha ha ha.
I have one that's even better.
Blast www.yourethemannowdog.com through the wall, they'll go insane. Or maybe the 'KHAAAN' YTMND

Hehe, I sleep a room next to my living room which has stereo speakers connected to the TV (stereo died ages ago). Hard to sleep when people are watching Jackie Chan movies.

Call the cops? there must be a noise ordinance.

Have you ever heard the song "A Spoonful Weighs a Ton" by Flaming Lips? Yeah, that's your retaliation song.

Have you ever heard the song "A Spoonful Weighs a Ton" by Flaming Lips? Yeah, that's your retaliation song.

Hmm. Instead I recommend the album "Blood Guts and Pussy" by the Dwarves, on endless repeat.

Hmm. Instead I recommend the album "Blood Guts and Pussy" by the Dwarves, on endless repeat.

Have you ever heard that song? If the object is to make them think they're in an earthquake, I can't think of a better song. But I've never heard this "Blood Guts and Pussy", so you may be right.

The people in the room next to me must have a killer sound system. The base is so deep that my computer screen is shaking like it's 1906. It's 1:03 in the fricken morning here, and their watching a movie with enough bass to wake Lenin! Have people no care for their fellow man? Is the world insane? Am I insane?

My brain fells like a bowling ball.

Can't you just ask 'em to turn the volume down a bit?

The most annoying thing? Get someone to give you a crazy frog cd. Next day buy or borrow the largest stereo system you can find. Put it against their wall. Play the cd. Start off on silent. Use some remote control device to turn it up to full volume.

Kill everyone who survives.

USSR 4ev@

Call the cops? there must be a noise ordinance.

Yes. Indeed. What she said.

Have you ever heard that song? If the object is to make them think they're in an earthquake, I can't think of a better song. But I've never heard this "Blood Guts and Pussy", so you may be right.

Heheheh, i'll have to uh...sample...it from limewire or something.

for future reference:

it's bass



here's what you do:

ask them to turn it down

if they don't, call the cops. then they'll turn it down.