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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

*note: somewhat graphic descriptions, but no dirty pictures or anything like that.

So, this guy draws up a contract for "wifely duties." My response? WTF!?!?! Luckily, it was apparently her response as well.

I believe they do exist, I have met a few of them. I felt so bad for thier wives, until I thought about it for a while then I was mad at them for not leaving these "men".

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

*note: somewhat graphic descriptions, but no dirty pictures or anything like that.

So, this guy draws up a contract for "wifely duties." My response? WTF!?!?! Luckily, it was apparently her response as well.
Stupid sexist sicko. He should be sent to jail for life.

His artwork was clearly inspired by that of William Blake.

:eek:
Ok, that has to be among the sickest things I ever read....

:eek:
Ok, that has to be among the sickest things I ever read....
Me too, and that's saying something. I'm glad I was sitting down for that.

GBD, rewards, blah, blah, Sex, blah . . .
14 - For Anal Intercourse not expected
Possibly the oddest thing I have ever heard, and I'm still trying to figure out how that works. Was he planning on sneaking up on her while she was bending over?
"Surprise, honey!"

Today's three letters of appropriate response:

WTF!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

*note: somewhat graphic descriptions, but no dirty pictures or anything like that.

So, this guy draws up a contract for "wifely duties." My response? WTF!?!?! Luckily, it was apparently her response as well.
Although that site pushes "Avenue A" spyware so hard that I can't view the page, I can pretty much tell you what the idiot in question had to say. Yes, I've met people like this, and no, they do NOT become my friends.

It's absolutly disgusting. He's asking for a slave, not a wife.

Well if they didn't exist then this story would not be possible.

I guarantee that there are people out there who would love to submit to that contract.

I guarantee that there are people out there who would love to submit to that contract.
Indeed, unfortunately. Perhaps they will deserve each other? :)

Indeed, unfortunately. Perhaps they will deserve each other? :)

Ha! :fluffle:

Well if they didn't exist then this story would not be possible.

I keep thinking maybe the whole thing is actually made up. But yes, you're right.


Possibly the oddest thing I have ever heard, and I'm still trying to figure out how that works. Was he planning on sneaking up on her while she was bending over?
"Surprise, honey!"

I think he was talking about favors that he didn't expect - that she offered without being told to, or something like that.

Ha! :fluffle:
:D

Off course they don't silly. Love you.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

*note: somewhat graphic descriptions, but no dirty pictures or anything like that.

So, this guy draws up a contract for "wifely duties." My response? WTF!?!?! Luckily, it was apparently her response as well.

http://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/animal/tier11.gif TrashCat Yowls: Google "Promise Keeper" sometime... :eek:

Meh, anyone stupid enough to agree to it deserves everything they get.;)

Meh, anyone stupid enough to agree to it deserves everything they get.;)
:fluffle: :sniper:
Don't let this happen to you! Don't agree to maritial contracts!

I particularly liked the bit about shaving. Is he gonna get a ruler out every night to check the length and width!
I'd like to see my husband trying to suggest anything like that!

That's funny as shit! :D

*Looks at ladies in the room*

I..I...mean that's horrible. Shame on him. :p

I don't give a shit, I thought it was funny too. It allows us Scots to sit back and say 'those crazy americans, at it again!'

I don't give a shit, I thought it was funny too. It allows us Scots to sit back and say 'those crazy americans, at it again!'

And it allows us Yanks to go, "Those crazy Scots, when will they wear underwear?!"

Soz, it's in my contract that I'm not allowed to wear any while still alive. my husband will let me wear them while I'm in the bath, however.....if I want

And it allows us Yanks to go, "Those crazy Scots, when will they wear underwear?!"
And it allows us Grays to go "Those crazy Humans, when will they nuke each other?" :p

Well, they caught him with the child porn as well, that's a pretty hefty sentence over here in the Allied Union.

That's just disgusting. But I have to go now, I want to make the most out of my GBD.

wow....thats disgusting....must say i've never met anyone like that, hope i never do

And it allows us Grays to go "Those crazy Humans, when will they nuke each other?" :p

Which allows us Zerg to go, "When will those Grays stop sodomizing farmers?"

What a dumbass. The things he wanted werent actually that unreasonable, but putting them in a contract was just stupid. He could have manipulated her into wanting to do most of those things anyway.

I smell a flame war.

Yeah, we just ship 'em off to Viet-fuckin-nam! (re Gaz Glitter). Seriously though, take the child porn away and it was a pretty funny site.......I'll maybe just get me coat now

I smell a flame war.
Nah, it's just sarcasm. We're all a big happy family...with a contract. :D

Nah, it's just sarcasm. We're all a big happy family...with a contract. :D

Quaon, if you steal my Cheetos again, that's four GBDs down the drain.

Quaon, if you steal my Cheetos again, that's four GBDs down the drain.
What? You owe me 20 for cleaning your room for you!

What? You owe me 20 for cleaning your room for you!

No...you just want them...my cheetoes...cause...they're...so cheesy...so...dangerously cheesy...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

*note: somewhat graphic descriptions, but no dirty pictures or anything like that.

So, this guy draws up a contract for "wifely duties." My response? WTF!?!?! Luckily, it was apparently her response as well.
I don't believe it. People like this guy shouldn't even approach marriage.

No...you just want them...my cheetoes...cause...they're...so cheesy...so...dangerously cheesy...
God damn it! I cleaned your room three times! I can't even eat your cheetos?:D

I'm in awe. The wife needs to divorce this control freak ASAP.

that's not even half as bad as my list.