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whats the #1 crappiest song youve heard? No, there will not be a poll here, so no need to wait for one.

Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.

Go on girl, go on, go on, go on girl
I like it
Go on girl, go on, go on, go on girl
Oh yeah
Go on girl, go on, go on, go on girl
I like it
Go on girl, go on, go on, go on girl
Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro
Itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today (Oh yeah)
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay

She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
(Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore)

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today (Oh yeah)
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay
(Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more)

She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around her she wore
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so she sat bundled up on the shore
(Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore)

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today (Oh yeah)
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the blanket she wanted to stay

We gonna have big fun tonight ha ha ha
Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro
Go on girl, go on, go on, go on girl
Oh yeah
Go on girl, go on, go on, go on girl
I like it
Go on girl, go on, go on, go on girl
Oh yeah
Go on girl, go on, go on, go on girl
Itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today (Oh yeah)
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay

Now she's afraid to come out of the water
And I wonder what she's gonna do
Now she's afraid to come out of the water
And the poor little girl's turnin' blue
(Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore)

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today (Oh yeah)
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the water she wanted to stay

Itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today (Oh yeah)
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the water she wanted to stay
Itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today (Oh yeah)
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the water she wanted to stay

Now I've corrupted your minds. Fetch me some orange sherbert.

whats the #1 crappiest song youve heard? No, there will not be a poll here, so no need to wait for one.
Dankashane! God, I HATE that damned song! Heh!

The vast majority of pop 'songs' and all R n B 'songs' irk me beyond measure. They all sound the same. Therefore I can't pick one in particular out.

I know that, recently, I've wanted to commit violent acts due to James Fucking Blunt's You're Beautiful or whatever the hell it's called, but there have been others that I can't immeadiately recall that have annoyed me equally.

Dankashane! God, I HATE that damned song! Heh!
whats that?

The vast majority of pop 'songs' and all R n B 'songs' irk me beyond measure. They all sound the same. Therefore I can't pick one in particular out.

I know that, recently, I've wanted to commit violent acts due to James Fucking Blunt's You're Beautiful or whatever the hell it's called, but there have been others that I can't immeadiately recall that have annoyed me equally.
Dou you mean the one that goes "you are beautiful, no matter waht they say"? I hate that one as well.

I also hate a little something called rap.

Get off the Top of the Pops, it's not music, it's torture.

I also hate a little something called rap.

Get off the Top of the Pops, it's not music, it's torture.
Yes. I know that hip-hop is not music, and that its torture.

The Village People

Born to be alive

Terry Jacks, "Seasons in the Sun."

some 'pop' popular music isn't bad. i mean fall out boy was on top of the pops, it hurt me when i heard lol. hm the worst song? :D :mp5: i can't think of a specific oneee. lolll

"Ship, shnap, shnappy, shnappy shnappy shnup...."

Any Emo song.

Anything sung by westlife. Not the original songs, but westlifes version.

The vast majority of pop 'songs' and all R n B 'songs' irk me beyond measure. They all sound the same. Therefore I can't pick one in particular out.

I know that, recently, I've wanted to commit violent acts due to James Fucking Blunt's You're Beautiful or whatever the hell it's called, but there have been others that I can't immeadiately recall that have annoyed me equally.
I am going to meet that Blunt bastard someday and cave his skull in with a brick.How can anybody think that what he does is respectable music.

Dou you mean the one that goes "you are beautiful, no matter waht they say"? I hate that one as well.Don't think so...I'm not sure though, perhaps he has a wider repertoire than I am aware of (!) No, the one I mean is something like...

you're beautiful
you're beautiful [yes, I heard you the first time]
you're beautiful [I've got the idea, you twat]
it's true [oh, really, I thought you'd just been lying to me with your constant repitition]

...and all sung by a bloke so irritatingly whiny he could give the guy from Coldplay a run for his money.

I am going to meet that Blunt bastard someday and cave his skull in with a brick.How can anybody think that what he does is respectable music.Exactly.

Don't think so...I'm not sure though, perhaps he has a wider repertoire than I am aware of (!) No, the one I mean is something like...

you're beautiful
you're beautiful [yes, I heard you the first time]
you're beautiful [I've got the idea, you twat]
it's true [oh, really, I thought you'd just been lying to me with your constant repitition]

...and all sung by a bloke so irritatingly whiny he could give the guy from Coldplay a run for his money.

Exactly.

James Blunt:

Monotone,
Repetitive,
Looks like a tramp,
Smells a funny colour,
Has greasy matted hair,
Squeals all over his songs.

Davied Gray's When I close my eyes song is pretty awful.

Don't think so...I'm not sure though, perhaps he has a wider repertoire than I am aware of (!) No, the one I mean is something like...

you're beautiful
you're beautiful [yes, I heard you the first time]
you're beautiful [I've got the idea, you twat]
it's true [oh, really, I thought you'd just been lying to me with your constant repitition]

...and all sung by a bloke so irritatingly whiny he could give the guy from Coldplay a run for his money.

Exactly.
There not beautiful there gullible.You seen the website with the parody on him yet.I have a theory that people like the c**t sorry blunt are going to be the next version of boybands.So help me god I will find him.

whats that?
Danke Schoen :: Wayne Newton

Danke Schoen, darling Danke Schoen.
Thank you for all the joy and pain.
Picture shows, second balcony, was the place we'd meet, second seat, go Dutch treat, you were sweet.

Danke Schoen, darling Danke Schoen.
Thank you for walks down lovers lane.
I can see, hearts carved on a tree, letters inter-twined, for all time, yours and mine, that was fine.

Danke Schoen, darling Danke Schoen.
Thank you for funny cards from Spain.
I recall, Central Park in fall, how you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess, that's not all.

Danke Schoen, darling Danke Schoen.
Thank you for seeing me again.
Though we go, on our seperate ways, still the memory stays, for always, my heart says, Danke Schoen.

Danke Schoen, Auf Wiedersehn, Danke Schoen.

[ hurls ]

That actually sounds sweet. Sickly sweet. Like french choclate bread.

Excuse me, I'm just going for a multi-colour yawn.

Anything by the Spicegirls.

Anything by My chemical romance. :mp5:

Anything by the Spicegirls.
One of their songs has a beautiful message though:

"If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."

No problemo! :D :p :)

There not beautiful there gullible.You seen the website with the parody on him yet.I have a theory that people like the c**t sorry blunt are going to be the next version of boybands.So help me god I will find him.I've not seen the website but heard somewhere that Blunt's people threatened a parody site with legal action unless they removed their adaption (You're Gullible, the one I'm guessing you saw!). I did enjoy the Dead Ringers Christmas special, which featured a fairly humourous piss-take of him.

I hate Led Zeplins Stairway to Heaven.*Ducks behind troll*No seriously they rock.I want this whole boyband thing stopped and as for coldplay/david grey/blunt style music can we push them into the ocean...

One of their songs has a beautiful message though:

"If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."

No problemo! :D :p :)

LMAO

I'd have to second that "anything by the Spice Girls" vote. Or anything by Aqua...

I've not seen the website but heard somewhere that Blunt's people threatened a parody site with legal action unless they removed their adaption (You're Gullible, the one I'm guessing you saw!). I did enjoy the Dead Ringers Christmas special, which featured a fairly humourous piss-take of him.
Here you go

http://eclectech.co.uk/gullible.php

I hate Led Zeplins Stairway to Heaven.*Ducks behind troll*No seriously they rock.I want this whole boyband thing stopped and as for coldplay/david grey/blunt style music can we push them into the ocean...

In that song there was a satanic message if you played it backwards. I can't find the link though.

James Blunt- Beautiful.

We need to find an excuse to cut his head off

Here you go

http://eclectech.co.uk/gullible.phpCheers! Shame about the lack of audio, but it's still amusing :p

James Blunt- Beautiful.

We need to find an excuse to cut his head off
And again I point you to.
http://eclectech.co.uk/gullible.php

Don't think so...I'm not sure though, perhaps he has a wider repertoire than I am aware of (!) No, the one I mean is something like...

you're beautiful
you're beautiful [yes, I heard you the first time]
you're beautiful [I've got the idea, you twat]
it's true [oh, really, I thought you'd just been lying to me with your constant repitition]

...and all sung by a bloke so irritatingly whiny he could give the guy from Coldplay a run for his money.


Thats even worse.

ANYTHING by The Dixie Chicks! Anything at all, even their mere existence! :headbang:

Throwing tomatoes at him is a little theraputic..no? Still I'll keep my brick handy just in case

ANYTHING by The Dixie Chicks! Anything at all, even their mere existence! :headbang:
I dunno I thought their C.Ds made pretty good coasters.

That parody of James Blunt is funny, scary, and slightly aousing.

That parody of James Blunt is funny, scary, and slightly aousing.
I really dunno about arousing but it is scary.His agents will probably try to sue me for posting it though

Danke Schoen :: Wayne Newton

Danke Schoen, darling Danke Schoen.
Thank you for all the joy and pain.
Picture shows, second balcony, was the place we'd meet, second seat, go Dutch treat, you were sweet.

Danke Schoen, darling Danke Schoen.
Thank you for walks down lovers lane.
I can see, hearts carved on a tree, letters inter-twined, for all time, yours and mine, that was fine.

Danke Schoen, darling Danke Schoen.
Thank you for funny cards from Spain.
I recall, Central Park in fall, how you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess, that's not all.

Danke Schoen, darling Danke Schoen.
Thank you for seeing me again.
Though we go, on our seperate ways, still the memory stays, for always, my heart says, Danke Schoen.

Danke Schoen, Auf Wiedersehn, Danke Schoen.

[ hurls ]

Annoying repetitive song.
That song above :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

In that song there was a satanic message if you played it backwards. I can't find the link though.
Try www.albinoblacksheep.com , somewhere on the site they have a bunch of flash clips of that sort including Stairway.
Worst song? I think worst artist would be a better category.
My 2 cents: HamsterDance only because it was a crappy website which then got transformed into an even crappier techno remix. What is wrong with the world??

I hate to bring it up.Anyone remember the barbiegirl song by Aqua.ARRRRRRRGGGHHHHH:headbang:

You may have to be a bit older to get this one, but no discussion of crappiest song can be complete with mentioning "MacArthur Park."
Spring was never waiting for us dear
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, nooooo

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground beneath your knees
The birds like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing chinese checkers by the trees

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, nooooo

[Instrumental Interlude]

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet green icing flowing down
Someone left my cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to make it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, nooooo
Worst part is, it's been remade like half a dozen times. It's the zombie crap song, impossible to kill.

I seriously have to apologise for my country for inflicting both Westlife and Boysown on the world.:(

You may have to be a bit older to get this one, but no discussion of crappiest song can be complete with mentioning "MacArthur Park."

Worst part is, it's been remade like half a dozen times. It's the zombie crap song, impossible to kill.
LOL.*gets out holy water and crucifix*

I hate to bring it up.Anyone remember the barbiegirl song by Aqua.ARRRRRRRGGGHHHHH:headbang:

Sadly, yes

Worst song? I think worst artist would be a better category.

Already been done though.

Already been done though.
And who did the honor go to??Cliff Richard or similar?

Anything american, rap, cheeky girls, James Blunt, hardcore rock/punk/anything and cameos.

And who did the honor go to??Cliff Richard or similar?
I think it was aqua. Stupid barbiegirl song!!

I think it was aqua. Stupid barbiegirl song!!
Another group of people on my 'brick to the back of the skull' list

I think it was aqua. Stupid barbiegirl song!!

But if it wasn't for Aqua we wouldn't have those really funny parodies...

Haha, ohhhh lawd, this is a hard one.

I'm thinking... "Informer" by Snow. Or maybe "Rico Suave" by Gerardo. Or "Grillz" by Nelly, although that one has some hilarious wtf moments in it.

Any song by the Back Street Boys Or those other boy bands suck monkey balls!!!!!

But if it wasn't for Aqua we wouldn't have those really funny parodies...
like waht?

Any song by the Back Street Boys Or those other boy bands suck monkey balls!!!!!
the backstreetboys are not a band. they are a bunch of homosexual monkeys.

like waht?
Bimbo Girl,
Ken doll,
Countless more. Google it.

Bimbo Girl,
Ken doll,
Countless more. Google it.
google waht?

I don't know wether it's the latest single, but the Jennifer Lopez song that was on the radio a while ago was very annoying. I mean, usually I just don't pay attention to these songs but this particular one really made me irritated. Very annoying. Anyone got the name of it? And then of course there is http://www.ilvaselino.com/. Whee...

A question to all those who declare a hatred for hop-hop/rap: What's your reason? Is it the beat structure, or the impression that it's only about prostitues and killing?

I opened my ears to rap when I discovered that there are a lot of artists (mainly outside the mainstream and club scene, of course) who have much more positive messages.

the backstreetboys are not a band. they are a bunch of homosexual monkeys.
What did homosexual monkeys ever do to you.Be nice to the homosexual monkeys.They don't deserve to be called backstreet boys.Nobody does!!!

From their look, I'm worried they're named after a popular lubricant.

The one in the middle looks like Wacko Jacko

A question to all those who declare a hatred for hop-hop/rap: What's your reason? Is it the beat structure, or the impression that it's only about prostitues and killing?

I opened my ears to rap when I discovered that there are a lot of artists (mainly outside the mainstream and club scene, of course) who have much more positive messages.
It just sounds very bad.

The one in the middle looks like Wacko Jacko
and who is wacko jacko?

It just sounds very bad.
Nobody complained when Johnny Cash 'shot a man in reno just to watch him die'!!No disrespect to 'The man in Black'

Nobody complained when Johnny Cash 'shot a man in reno just to watch him die'!!No disrespect to 'The man in Black'
You know, you can sing the verse lyrics to The Who's "Pinball Wizard" to the tune of "Folsom Prison Blues." I do it for my friends on occasion, and they always tell me later that they can never think of Pinball Wizard without hearing Johnny Cash sing "sure played a mean pinball." They hate me for it.

Nobody complained when Johnny Cash 'shot a man in reno just to watch him die'!!No disrespect to 'The man in Black'
Huh??

and who is wacko jacko?
Michael Jackson. It's a british thing.

Huh??
Sorry quoted wrong post..

I also hate a little something called rap.

Get off the Top of the Pops, it's not music, it's torture.

I agree.

You know, you can sing the verse lyrics to The Who's "Pinball Wizard" to the tune of "Folsom Prison Blues." I do it for my friends on occasion, and they always tell me later that they can never think of Pinball Wizard without hearing Johnny Cash sing "sure played a mean pinball." They hate me for it.
Hey it works.Just tried.Now I'm f*ucked.Thanks.;)

Yes. I know that hip-hop is not music, and that its torture.

So true.

In the words of Morrissey, rap and hip-hop are "a great musical stench."

Terry Jacks, "Seasons in the Sun."

I liked that song

Rap. Let's search for it in the dictioanry. Rap (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=rap)

Most people's definition: C-rap. utterly bland, tasteless music. Dominated by those of black skin. Another way for the government to brainwash us. Unintelligible language. C-RAP!

whats the #1 crappiest song youve heard? No, there will not be a poll here, so no need to wait for one.

It may not be the crappiest song I've ever heard, but the one that really drives me nuts is "You Light Up My Life." Debbie Boone should smoke a turd in hell for that one :p

You guys are listening to the wrong rap then. If you want to confine yourselves to top fourty radio and bitch about how bad it is, be my guest, though.

Hey it works.Just tried.Now I'm f*ucked.Thanks.;)
De nada. My other favorite is telling people that you can sing the lyrics of Amazing Grace to the theme from Gilligan's Island. :D

You guys are listening to the wrong rap then. If you want to confine yourselves to top fourty radio and bitch about how bad it is, be my guest, though.
Ive heard so much of it. rap is crap. end of story.

You guys are listening to the wrong rap then. If you want to confine yourselves to top fourty radio and bitch about how bad it is, be my guest, though.
I hate the comercial American rap.Have been getting into some french stuff.You ever hear of MC Solar?

Oh god, My humps is one of the most profound, sexist, facist, materialist, and racist songs ever. Every time I hear my friend play it on her ipod I get to punch her.

You may have to be a bit older to get this one, but no discussion of crappiest song can be complete with mentioning "MacArthur Park."

Worst part is, it's been remade like half a dozen times. It's the zombie crap song, impossible to kill.
really the lyrics of mcarthur park arent any worse than the stones' "you cant always get what you want". what makes it crap is the extremely earnest way its sung. the weight of the angst over that lost cake recipe and why the fuck didnt someone take it out of the rain!! how bad can a ruined dessert really be??

anyway. ive always considered the crappiest song in the world to be "MUSKRAT LOVE". the '76 version by the captain and tenille. it hit #4!



Muskrat Love
Written by Willis Alan Ramsey, ©1971

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...



yes it is a song about rodents.

I hate the comercial American rap.Have been getting into some french stuff.You ever hear of MC Solar?

There, that's what I'm talking about. Rap and Hip Hop doesn't necessarily mean 50 Cent or Eminem, folks. Try some K-os, Blackalicious, MF Doom, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, Outkast (even if you hate "Hey Ya", it's not like they weren't around before that), and others.

People who don't search for music and just expect the garbage on the hit lists to satisfy them really should just hit the mute button and play some checkers.

Foreign music is always the worst. If it's from a different country it's even worse.

Shame on you foreign countries!

Foreign music is always the worst. If it's from a different country it's even worse.

Shame on you foreign countries!
Actually, American music is the worst.

really the lyrics of mcarthur park arent any worse than the stones' "you cant always get what you want". what makes it crap is the extremely earnest way its sung. the weight of the angst over that lost cake recipe and why the fuck didnt someone take it out of the rain!! how bad can a ruined dessert really be??

anyway. ive always considered the crappiest song in the world to be "MUSKRAT LOVE". the '76 version by the captain and tenille. it hit #4!



yes it is a song about rodents.Yeah, but even so, it was only made once. You're right, though--Muskrat Love is an abomination in American music.

Actually, American music is the worst.
I've posted that before. I think i've labelled everything and then, bam!

Terry Jacks, "Seasons in the Sun."
my sister LOVES that song. she made me find it on the net for her a couple years back. *shudder* i was listening to all the sounds on my computer the other day and it played "seasons in the sun". it was so awful that i couldnt stand to let it run to the end.

my sister LOVES that song. she made me find it on the net for her a couple years back. *shudder* i was listening to all the sounds on my computer the other day and it played "seasons in the sun". it was so awful that i couldnt stand to let it run to the end.

Regardless, it's much better than westlife's remake. Never, ever listen to anything by westlife. I urge you. You yankees don't know how good it is not to0 have westlife!

'Günther - Ding Dong Song', wich is also one of my alltime favourites. It's so stupid it's funny.

The vast majority of pop 'songs' and all R n B 'songs' irk me beyond measure. They all sound the same. Therefore I can't pick one in particular out.

Right on. I hate that crap, too.

I find it hard to point to just one song I hate since there are so many that I just loathe. Anything by Britnet Spears or Nelly is definitely at the top. I guess "Move Bitch" would have to be my least favorite overall since it is not only terribly made, but misogynistic as well.

CRAZY FROG
I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THAT! CRAZY FROG IS THE WORST EVER SONG, EVER!

Regardless, it's much better than westlife's remake. Never, ever listen to anything by westlife. I urge you. You yankees don't know how good it is not to0 have westlife!
are you saying that someone remade "seasons in the sun"???
why in the world would anyone do that?

i dont catch much current music. every now and then i become aware that someone has covered an old classic. the last one i remember was marilyn mansons version of.... "sweet dreams are made of these"....was that it? whatever it was, it was crap.

Anything by that terrible band Led Zepplo or whatever they're called...

are you saying that someone remade "seasons in the sun"???
why in the world would anyone do that?

i dont catch much current music. every now and then i become aware that someone has covered an old classic. the last one i remember was marilyn mansons version of.... "sweet dreams are made of these"....was that it? whatever it was, it was crap.

Yes. Westlife. To appeal to the older generation and increase their domination of the music chart.

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun!

I'm going to hell! :D ! Wheeeeeee!

Anything by that terrible band Led Zepplo or whatever they're called...

And what about the beatles, weren't they a menace...;)

I'm a new professor at a college here in Bismarck, and when I started using the school's fitness center, I was not just exposed, but bom-f**king-BARDED with what passes for top40 these days. I never thought I'd need an iPod until a few months of the following:

"Photograph" by Nickelback
"Because of You" by Kelly "The Shriek" Clarkson
"My Humps" by the Black-Eyed Peas
"Listen To Your Heart" by DHT

and then there's this sonic and lyrical abomination:

"Check On It" (Featuring Slim Thug) Lyrics:

(Slim Thug)
You need to stop playing round with all them clowns and the wangstas
Good girls gotta get down with the gangstas
Go head girl put some back and some make-up on it
While I stand up in the background and check up on it

(Chorus)
Ooh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, (I'm gonna let you work up on it)
Ladies let em check up on it, (watch it while he check up on it)
Dip it, pop it, twirk it, stop it, check on me tonight

If you got it, flaunt it, boy I know you want it
While I turn around you watch me check up on it
Oohhh you watchin me shake it, I see it in ya face 'n'
Ya can't take it, it's blazin, you watch me in amazement
You can look at it, as long as you don't grab it
If you don't go braggin, I'm a let you have it
You think that I am teasin, but I ain't got no reason
I'm sure that I can please ya, but first I gotta read ya

(Chrous)
Ooh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it (I'm gonna let you work up on it)
Ladies let em check up on it (watch it while he check up on it)
Dip it, pop it, twirk it, stop it, check on me tonight (x2)

I can tell you wanna taste it, but I'm gone make you chase it
Got to be patient, I like my men patient
More patience, you take might get you in more places
You can't be abrasive, has to know to pace it
If I let you get up on it, you gotta make a promise
That you gon put it on me, like no ones put it on me
Don't bore me, just show me, all men talk but don't please
I can be a tease, but I really wanna please you

(Chorus)
Ooh Boy you lookin like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, (I'm gonna let you work up on it)
Ladies let em check up on it, (watch it while he check up on it)
Dip it, pop it, twirk it, stop it, check on me tonight (x2)

(Slim Thug)
I’m checkin’ on you Boo, do what you do
While you dance, I’ma glance at this beautiful view
Keep my hands in my pants
I need to glue ‘em with glue
I’m in a trance, all eyes on you and your crew (that’s right)
My man’s don’t dance, but can feel ya’ll bump and grind (bump and grind)
It won’t hurt if you gon’ try one time (it won’t hurt)
They all hot but let me see, this one’s mine
It’s Slim Thugga and DC outa H-Town

(Chorus)
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, (I'm gonna let you work up on it)
Ladies let em check up on it, (watch it while he check up on it)
Dip it, pop it, twirk it, stop it, check on me tonight (x4)

How many ways can there BE to say "I'm a manipulative, slut-dressing bitch, so come and look at my ass"? Apparently not enough.

The chorus of this musical abortion alone is so ridiculously repetetive that it induces rapid reverse bowel movements. Adding to that is the childish melody which seems to try to convince the listener that Beyonce really, really is a musician because she can use the pentatonic scale successfully. News flash, Beyonce: kids, little five-year-old KIDS, use the pentatonic scale all the damn time. I have a sickening feeling that this whole tune came from the Destiny's Child tour to Japan, and I bet she thinks this is some kind of tribute or homage.

EMESIS BASIN, STAT!

And what about the beatles, weren't they a menace...;)
Who the blue blazes are the beatles?

Who the blue blazes are the beatles?

I believe they are some sort of modern beat combo.

Who the blue blazes are the beatles?
Youve never heard of the beatles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatles)??

Beatles (http://www.beatles.com/)

How can you not know who one of the biggest bands in the history of music are?

Youve never heard of the beatles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatles)??

Warning! Warning! Incompatible Sarcasm Coefficient!

Anything by Kid Rock.

i would have to go with "funky town" or whatever the hell its called, i was at a place that played that song over and over and over again, drove me crazy, and that is the reason i am the way i am today.

I hate rap, hip hop, Boy Bands, and Emo!

Then there are goups who do a fair job at crafting a tune and then attach completely karked-up lyrics to it (I call that McCartney Syndrome).

Take Fallout Boy for example:

Sugar, We're Going Down

Am I more than you bargained for yet?
I’ve been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that’s just who I am this week
Lie in the grass next to the mausoleum
I’m just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost,
But you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We’re always sleeping in, sleeping for the wrong team

We’re going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

We’re going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I’ll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

Is this more than you bargained for yet?
Oh, don't mind me, I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn’t it messed up how I’m just dying to be him?
I’m just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We’re always sleeping in, sleeping for the wrong team

We’re going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

(Repeat at least four times, or ad nauseam, whichever comes first.)

First off, there's only two verses (really only one and two-thirds verses) and not a whit of them make any damn sense. If they were just "notches" to one another, why are they "going down" at all, let alone "swinging"? Are they "swingers"? Is that why he's "watching you two from the closet"? I mean, I'm all for cryptic lyrics (Led Zepplin, King Crimson, Pink Floyd anyone?), but what the eff is a "loaded god" (I think it's supposed to be "gun", but I got this off a lyric website, so who knows) complex? I hate it when lyricists use catchphrases without knowing their real context.

Anyway, fair tune, rancid lyric. Typical.

:sniper: Kill all boy bands!!!!

Kill the music Industry:mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
:upyours: to all music bands!

Who the blue blazes are the beatles?
when your location says "in the village" is that village a collection of 3 or 4 mud huts somewhere near the sorce of the amazon river?

i would have to go with "funky town" or whatever the hell its called, i was at a place that played that song over and over and over again, drove me crazy, and that is the reason i am the way i am today.
I know. its a horrible song.

:sniper: Kill all boy bands!!!!
plz dont spam here.

Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.
i Have to agree , now its on a stupid ad . When will people learn

When the republicans don't interupt a single vote?

the CREEPIEST song i can think of is that one by aerosmith

I Don't Want to Miss a Thing

it makes me shudder as i imagine the psycho man who lies up all night watching his beloved sleep.

I dont want to close my eyes, I dont want to fall asleep,
Cause I miss you baby, And i dont want to miss a thing,
Cause even when I dream of you, the sweetest dream will never do,
I still miss you baby and i dont want to miss a thing,


i wonder how long it will be before she isnt allowed to leave his presence in case he might miss something.

Other contenders:

"Silly Love Songs" Wings
"Afternoon Delight" Starland Vocal Band
"The Macarena" Los del Rio
"Who Let the Dogs Out" Baha Men
"Right Thurr" Chingy (Boy's got a damned speech impediment)
Britney Spears' entire oeuvre: Bitch can only score hits in ONE KEY, C minor (Baby One More Time, Crazy, Oops..., Toxic...all in C minor).
"Barbie Girl" Aqua
Ashlee Simpson's entire oeuvre, just for being pre-packaged and uber-trite ("you make me wanna la-la"?!?!?)
"Close To You" The Carpenters (I dunno, why DO birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Could it be 'cause you're crawling with worms?!?)
"MacArthur Park" (Jesus! Look up the recipe for the damned cake and GET ON WITH LIFE! Yes, I know it's a metaphor...it's a horrid one.)
"The Sign" Ace of Base (what the f**k is wrong with Swedish people?)
"Joyride" Roxette (see last, unless they're Danish or something)
"Ebony & Ivory" McCartney and Stevie Wonder (the latter of whom should have known better -- there's no bridge, only one repeated verse and it all sucks.)

I know I'll think of more throughout the day. Thanks to the thread starter for giving me a place to vent.

the CREEPIEST song i can think of is that one by aerosmith

I Don't Want to Miss a Thing

it makes me shudder as i imagine the psycho man who lies up all night watching his beloved sleep.



i wonder how long it will be before she isnt allowed to leave his presence in case he might miss something.
I do not say its the crappiest, but that song makes no srense.

When the republicans don't interupt a single vote?

Okay, I've watched your posts for a while now, and I must officially say...


...huh?!?

The Crazy Frog.....:mad: :mp5: :sniper: .....but I still don't count it as a song.

And why does no one like James Blunt?

It's a toss-up between 'Achy Breaky Heart' by Billy Ray Cyrus or 'Having my Baby' by Paul Anka. 'Achy Breaky' may be worse because it had a stupid dance that went along with it.

It's a toss-up between 'Achy Breaky Heart' by Billy Ray Cyrus or 'Having my Baby' by Paul Anka. 'Achy Breaky' may be worse because it had a stupid dance that went along with it.

I wasn't going to include country titles, or I'd be up all night listing them. Good call on both tunes.

Other contenders:

"Silly Love Songs" Wings
"Afternoon Delight" Starland Vocal Band
"The Macarena" Los del Rio
"Who Let the Dogs Out" Baha Men
"Right Thurr" Chingy (Boy's got a damned speech impediment)
Britney Spears' entire oeuvre: Bitch can only score hits in ONE KEY, C minor (Baby One More Time, Crazy, Oops..., Toxic...all in C minor).
"Barbie Girl" Aqua
Ashlee Simpson's entire oeuvre, just for being pre-packaged and uber-trite ("you make me wanna la-la"?!?!?)
"Close To You" The Carpenters (I dunno, why DO birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Could it be 'cause you're crawling with worms?!?)
"MacArthur Park" (Jesus! Look up the recipe for the damned cake and GET ON WITH LIFE! Yes, I know it's a metaphor...it's a horrid one.)
"The Sign" Ace of Base (what the f**k is wrong with Swedish people?)
"Joyride" Roxette (see last, unless they're Danish or something)
"Ebony & Ivory" McCartney and Stevie Wonder (the latter of whom should have known better -- there's no bridge, only one repeated verse and it all sucks.)

I know I'll think of more throughout the day. Thanks to the thread starter for giving me a place to vent.

good list. not that ive heard them all (thank god) but the ones ive heard certainly are contenders

has paul mccartney made a song that wasnt crap since he left the beatles?

the CREEPIEST song i can think of is that one by aerosmith

I Don't Want to Miss a Thing

it makes me shudder as i imagine the psycho man who lies up all night watching his beloved sleep.



i wonder how long it will be before she isnt allowed to leave his presence in case he might miss something.

What about that

"Every step you take, every breath you make, every single day, every other way, I'll be watching you"?

Stalkers anthem or what?

What about that

"Every step you take, every breath you make, every single day, every other way, I'll be watching you"?

Stalkers anthem or what?
yeah. pretty much.

What about that

"Every step you take, every breath you make, every single day, every other way, I'll be watching you"?

Stalkers anthem or what?
wicked creepy

kinda makes you wonder about people who find the song extremely romantic

Has anyone heard david's gray,

"When I close my eyes"?

What is he closing his eyes for, what is he doing, why is he even singing such a crap song?

I personalyy hate any hip -hip, or any song written by aqua.

Nelly Furtado - Turn Off The Light

When I hear this song, it makes me more or less want to destroy the human race in an Earth-enveloping sea of fire.

There are *lots* of other annoying songs (basically, anything that plays on the pop/light rock radio station my school bus driver usually picks) too, but this is what immediately came to mind.

What about that

"Every step you take, every breath you make, every single day, every other way, I'll be watching you"?

Stalkers anthem or what?I saw Sting interviewed once, and he said he always got letters to the effect that Happy Couple A got married to that song. He was saying he was completely aghast at this since it was meant to be a song about obsession, not love or romance.

A toss up between anything from American Idiot, any thing produced by Eminem, 'fiddy cent, G-unit, Tupac, Biggie whoever he is, Xzibit et al.

A toss up between anything from American Idiot, any thing produced by Eminem, 'fiddy cent, G-unit, Tupac, Biggie whoever he is, Xzibit et al.

Rap in general.

I call bagsy on the first shot to kill Eminem

I saw Sting interviewed once, and he said he always got letters to the effect that Happy Couple A got married to that song. He was saying he was completely aghast at this since it was meant to be a song about obsession, not love or romance.
who cares. its more likely to be a song about stalking.

"We Built This City" by Starship


*pukes*

"We Built This City" by Starship


*pukes*
I never heard of xuch a song.

I am going to meet that Blunt bastard someday and cave his skull in with a brick.How can anybody think that what he does is respectable music.
Th thing that bugs me the most about him is how much that album cover is a ripoff of The Doors.

But there's too much bad music for me to name. Anything by an Australian Idol is pretty much guaranteed to suck arse.

Th thing that bugs me the most about him is how much that album cover is a ripoff of The Doors.

But there's too much bad music for me to name. Anything by an Australian Idol is pretty much guaranteed to suck arse.
Theres no such thing as austrailian idol.

Rap in general.

I call bagsy on the first shot to kill Eminem

But wait, what about Cypress Hill? Hilltop Hoods? NWA? Nah, just the super commercial rap can die...

Theres no such thing as austrailian idol.
Um.... Wha?

I never heard of xuch a song.

Consider yourself lucky....

Um.... Wha?
There is??

There is??
Of course. We copy all the worst trends sent our way via the UK and USA. :p

my vote, if i haven't already, would be "big bad leroy brown",
although there's tons 'country' AND 'rapp' that also qualify.

anything loud that romantacizes aggressiveness i could live without hearing.
(aggressiveness, austentation, fanatacism, myopic conventionality, ...)
don't get me wrong, i love the campyness of "the balad of ninja dan and samurai sam" and the "i'm not a ninja polka" and the growl and show your claws of your inner critter song, and like that, those are great and i love em too, just all that anti-creativity kind of gansta crapola. i mean like why?

now there were a couple of intentionaly awful ones, but i like even them better then that leroi brown sort of thing. there's "what did your doggie doodoo" and "high stool volume". i kid you not. these are real songs. i forget who the're by.

=^^=
.../\...

"We Built This City" by Starship


*pukes*
Yeah, they had pretty much sold out by that point. Like the Dead with Shakedown street, Starship should have never released anything after Dragonfly.

But my personal worst list contains any of those stupid Bobby Goldsboro songs
Honey,
Watching Scotty Grow,
Little Green Apples and on and on. Remember that trash?
BeeGees songs also suck. Stayin' Alive, Saturday Night Fever? All garbage.

And how about that remake of "The Big Yellow Taxi". More trash.

Every Rose Has It's Thorn by Poison

I hate that song

Yeah, they had pretty much sold out by that point. Like the Dead with Shakedown street, Starship should have never released anything after Dragonfly.

But my personal worst list contains any of those stupid Bobby Goldsboro songs
Honey,
Watching Scotty Grow,
Little Green Apples and on and on. Remember that trash?
BeeGees songs also suck. Stayin' Alive, Saturday Night Fever? All garbage.

And how about that remake of "The Big Yellow Taxi". More trash.

How can you say Bee Gee suck?

They are amazing. With songs like Emotion, More Than A Woman, and How Deep Is Your Love, how can you go wrong?

I am not joking, I love the Bee Gees.

The Bee Gees were an irritated cyst on the rectum of music known as disco.

Yeah, they had pretty much sold out by that point. Like the Dead with Shakedown street, Starship should have never released anything after Dragonfly.

But my personal worst list contains any of those stupid Bobby Goldsboro songs
Honey,
Watching Scotty Grow,
Little Green Apples and on and on. Remember that trash?
BeeGees songs also suck. Stayin' Alive, Saturday Night Fever? All garbage.

And how about that remake of "The Big Yellow Taxi". More trash.

as long as you are only talkinga bout the remake not the original

every now and then "honey" will come on the radio when im with someone who loves that song. it kinda upsets them when i look them in the eye and say "you know honey killed herself, dont you?"

Anything made by Sugar Ray, the ultimate sell outs

as long as you are only talkinga bout the remake not the original

every now and then "honey" will come on the radio when im with someone who loves that song. it kinda upsets them when i look them in the eye and say "you know honey killed herself, dont you?"
Who did the original?

The Bee Gees were an irritated cyst on the rectum of music known as disco.
well, I know that everyone hates disco these days.

well, I know that everyone hates disco these days.


i cant believe people actually liked that "music" at one point.

i cant believe people actually liked that "music" at one point.
neither can I. but hiphop is even worse.

Angels by Robbie Williams. Horrible, indefensible shit: I'd rather listen to James Blunt.

Angels by Robbie Williams. Horrible, indefensible shit: I'd rather listen to James Blunt.
Mebe tey should do a tomato throwing animation thing with him.

Mebe tey should do a tomato throwing animation thing with him.
I'm holding out for throwing explosives or cleavers, and him not being animated at the end of it.

Who did the original?
joni mitchell

i dont remember how old you are but if you have missed joni mitchell, download a few of her songs.

big yellow taxi, free man in paris, carey, help me.

you are in for a treat.

joni mitchell

i dont remember how old you are but if you have missed joni mitchell, download a few of her songs.

big yellow taxi, free man in paris, carey, help me.

you are in for a treat.
Very talented lady. I prefer the stuff with the jazz musos to the folkie numbers, though.

joni mitchell

i dont remember how old you are but if you have missed joni mitchell, download a few of her songs.

big yellow taxi, free man in paris, carey, help me.

you are in for a treat.
I appreciate Joni Mitchell. I certainly don't like the remake of Big Yellow Taxi, either.

Has anyone mentioned WHAM? because they suck and blow in mens restrooms.

Has anyone mentioned WHAM? because they suck and blow in mens restrooms.
But there's something loveably terrible about WHAM. :p
I mean, the music is awful, but I'm not overwhelmed with the desire to scalp them...

But there's something loveably terrible about WHAM. :p
I mean, the music is awful, but I'm not overwhelmed with the desire to scalp them...
That just means you're ignorant of their true nature.

I'm holding out for throwing explosives or cleavers, and him not being animated at the end of it.
What I meant by "tomato throwing animation" was something like this. (http://eclectech.co.uk/gullible.php)

What I meant by "tomato throwing animation" was something like this. (http://eclectech.co.uk/gullible.php)
I know that. This is why I demand something that's more likely to kill him.

I know that. This is why I demand something that's more likely to kill him.
Still, its just supposed to be a joke. (full) Glass Bottles maybe?

Still, its just supposed to be a joke. (full) Glass Bottles maybe?
It's a joke? Oh well, nukes then.

People keep saying James Blunt (no complaints here)
But what about that one song that went like "Im beutiful, no matter what you say and words cant bring me down." Infinitely worse in my opinion.

People keep saying James Blunt (no complaints here)
But what about that one song that went like "Im beutiful, no matter what you say and words cant bring me down." Infinitely worse in my opinion.
I hate that song. Its not even a song.

I also hate a little something called rap.

Get off the Top of the Pops, it's not music, it's torture.
Here, here!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, there's a lot of music that should never have been made. I really can't point to a single song that I would say is the crappiest, though I'd nominate anything by nazi pop band Prussian Blue.

Well, there's a lot of music that should never have been made. I really can't point to a single song that I would say is the crappiest, though I'd nominate anything by nazi pop band Prussian Blue.
Never heard of them.

Crappiest song, by far, is "Alice". For the next 24 years, I don't want to hear that flippin' song again. And I don't care who the fxxx she is.

Has anyone mentioned 'Believe' by Cher yet?

*shudders*

Never heard of them.
Ugh, there like the Olsen twins - young, pretty, blonde.
And Neo-Nazi. (http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=1231684&page=1)

any rap song and also the ketchup song

Worst song ever is "Inagaddadavida" by Iron butterfly.

that song makes me want to laugh and puke at the same time.

The one only the Germans know (So be glad if you're not!)

DJÖtzi - Burger Dance


Da Pizza Hut, Da Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken and da Pizza Hut.. Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and da Pizza Hut... (bla bla bla... that's pretty much all of it)

Who needs shit like that?

Worst song ever is "Inagaddadavida" by Iron butterfly.

that song makes me want to laugh and puke at the same time.

ROTFL! :D

any rap song and also the ketchup song
I hate hiphop as well.