NationStates Jolt Archive

This one mainly appeals to the ladies, although guys may be able to respond as well. What is the cheeziest pick up line you have gotten from somebody on nationstates? (you don't have to name the person that tried to pick u up, but you are welcome to).

i have tried to pick a few people up, but not with cheezy lines. desperation, mostly, but no lines.

that reminds me. . .

i have tried to pick a few people up, but not with cheezy lines. desperation, mostly, but no lines.

that reminds me. . .


I think it is funny to kind of throw out weird lines at people, although I am happily married and have no desire to try to pick anyone up..... still funny though.

Hello, miss. Is it me, or did some crazy, magical thing happen when we made eye contact? No? You have what in your purse? Pepper spraaaaAGAAGGHHGHG, MY EYES!!!!!!!

Hello, miss. Is it me, or did some crazy, magical thing happen when we made eye contact? No? You have what in your purse? Pepper spraaaaAGAAGGHHGHG, MY EYES!!!!!!!

I haven't really used any cheezy lines, but I think I have seen quite a few in my day, and kind of just turned a cheek, but trying to remember the truly bad, to the point of being horrific bad lines..

This one mainly appeals to the ladies, although guys may be able to respond as well. What is the cheeziest pick up line you have gotten from somebody on nationstates? (you don't have to name the person that tried to pick u up, but you are welcome to).I don't remember anyone hitting on me here, but the most memorable pick-up line anyone's used on me, was "Hi, I really want to fuck."

- Said by a complete stranger, whom I've never seen since. If she hadn't been a tourist, I'd find that somewhat bothersome.

I don't remember anyone hitting on me here, but the most memorable pick-up line anyone's used on me, was "Hi, I really want to fuck."

- Said by a complete stranger, whom I've never seen since. If she hadn't been a tourist, I'd find that somewhat bothersome.

I used to work in a bar, that last part seems to be quite common. Women used to come in all the time (I could hear lots when putting away dishes behind the bar, this was a long while back and I was a dishwasher at the time) that were often quite attractive, and they would say things like that to seemingly strangers, usually with overwhelming success. Now as an adult, I wonder why I never stumbled accross their my-generation equivalent..

I don't remember anyone hitting on me here, but the most memorable pick-up line anyone's used on me, was "Hi, I really want to fuck."

- Said by a complete stranger, whom I've never seen since. If she hadn't been a tourist, I'd find that somewhat bothersome.

Here in Vegas, there are venues where that sentiment is essentially assumed. Conversation usually winds up being a thinly veiled assessment of "why should I fuck you in particular?"

Once had a guy try and hit on me by pushing drugs on my friend.....I suppose it did get my attention, but soooooo not in the right way!

*looks at the tag in the back of a girl's shirt*

mhm..."Made in Heaven" ....just as I thought.


*pukes*

*looks at the tag in the back of a girl's shirt*

mhm..."Made in Heaven" ....just as I thought.


*pukes*

*Points at puke puddle*

Clean that up, young lady! :mad:

I used to work in a bar, that last part seems to be quite common. Women used to come in all the time (I could hear lots when putting away dishes behind the bar, this was a long while back and I was a dishwasher at the time) that were often quite attractive, and they would say things like that to seemingly strangers, usually with overwhelming success. Now as an adult, I wonder why I never stumbled accross their my-generation equivalent..Only time it ever happened to me, unfortunately..

Given the circumstances though, I was, well.. Shocked, really. Imagine a punk drunk out of his skull, in a room full of radical feminists. I'm fairly sure I would've thought it was a joke, if I'd been more sober.

I suppose the lesson is that Drink, Fight & Fuck really is a good motto.