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The UN's monkey brain.

Bush will sort himself out soon enough (I hope). But the UN has some serious problems and is indeed in need of a good number of reforms.

The way I see it, the extreme power the US wields over the UN is the most urgent problem it has. So fixing the US would go a long way in solving both.

The way I see it, the extreme power the US wields over the UN is the most urgent problem it has. So fixing the US would go a long way in solving both.
The other side to this is, that, Bush might be ousted in the next elections by somebody with brains, so I would leave that alone and fix the UN, which is much more permanent than le Presidentes Monkey Brain

The other side to this is, that, Bush might be ousted in the next elections by somebody with brains, so I would leave that alone and fix the UN, which is much more permanent than le Presidentes Monkey Brain
Hence the "Fixing the US" instead of just Bush. It's not like the US doesn't hold the world record for electing viciously evil megalomaniacs (notice the 'electing').

Repairs?:confused:
Why don't we just blow them both up?

Repairs?:confused:
Why don't we just blow them both up?
Because it would piss off the eco-freaks. You know their saying "Reduce, Re-use, Recycle, Repair, Rinse and, Repeat."

Because it would piss off the eco-freaks. You know their saying "Reduce, Re-use, Recycle, Repair, Rinse and, Repeat."
But we'll "Reduce" them to ash, "Rinse" the remains down a drain in the floor, and then we can "Repeat" the process with anyone who tries to do the same thing. Aren't steps 1, 5 & 6 enough? Do we really have to slog through the middle 3 steps?

Because it would piss off the eco-freaks. You know their saying "Reduce, Re-use, Recycle, Repair, Rinse and, Repeat."

We're up to six steps now? Further evidence that Greenpeace and Alcoholics Anonymous are in league with some sinister plot.

But we'll "Reduce" them to ash, "Rinse" the remains down a drain in the floor, and then we can "Repeat" the process with anyone who tries to do the same thing. Aren't steps 1, 5 & 6 enough? Do we really have to slog through the middle 3 steps?
Well, I suppose we could just make something up for the other steps. We could Re-use the flamethrower we used to Reduce them to ash....

We're up to six steps now? Further evidence that Greenpeace and Alcoholics Anonymous are in league with some sinister plot.
Soon enough we will have have a twelve step program that will improve the enviroment and cure one of alcoholism. The greatests of evils.

We're up to six steps now? Further evidence that Greenpeace and Alcoholics Anonymous are in league with some sinister plot.

It's worse than you think.

6 Words.
6 Rs
6 Letters in each word (just transfer one from recycle to rinse, the hyphen in re-use counts as a letter).

Do you see what I see? :eek:

It's worse than you think.

6 Words.
6 Rs
6 Letters in each word (just transfer one from recycle to rinse, the hyphen in re-use counts as a letter).

Do you see what I see? :eek:
Six, and Six, and Six....

Let's see....6*6=36....+6=42! I see the light! O, how it burns!

bush has a much greater effect on the US than the UN.

It's worse than you think.

6 Words.
6 Rs
6 Letters in each word (just transfer one from recycle to rinse, the hyphen in re-use counts as a letter).

Do you see what I see? :eek:

We must all fight the anti-christ and destroy the enviornment in the name of Jesus!!

I'd think this would be obvious... Bush will be gone in a few years no matter what - the UN ain't goin' nowhere. How is this even a question?

1) Re: UN. What's "corrution" ? :D

2) Moot. Bush will no longer be relevent on 21 January, 2009.