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Ok, so I don't believe in God and disagree with everything the Pope said. And maybe the night before JPII died I actually prayed for him to die... BUT I did mass-baptise randoms today, by way of screaming "DO YOU DENOUNCE SATEN? DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE ONE HOLY APOSTOLIC CATHOLIC CHURCH? IM NOMINE PATRIS ET FILIE ET SPIRITUS SANCTUS! NOW YOU'RE CATHOLIC BI-ATCH!" Whilst spraying them with a SuperSoaker... good times

I believe you been assigned room 666 on floor 13 in Hell Hotel after your time on Earth.

Ok, so I don't believe in God and disagree with everything the Pope said. And maybe the night before JPII died I actually prayed for him to die... BUT I did mass-baptise randoms today, by way of screaming "DO YOU DENOUNCE SATEN? DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE ONE HOLY APOSTOLIC CATHOLIC CHURCH? IM NOMINE PATRIS ET FILIE ET SPIRITUS SANCTUS! NOW YOU'RE CATHOLIC BI-ATCH!" Whilst spraying them with a SuperSoaker... good times

Is this supposed to be some sort of crappy joke?

Ok, so I don't believe in God and disagree with everything the Pope said. And maybe the night before JPII died I actually prayed for him to die... BUT I did mass-baptise randoms today, by way of screaming "DO YOU DENOUNCE SATEN? DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE ONE HOLY APOSTOLIC CATHOLIC CHURCH? IM NOMINE PATRIS ET FILIE ET SPIRITUS SANCTUS! NOW YOU'RE CATHOLIC BI-ATCH!" Whilst spraying them with a SuperSoaker... good times

Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'evangelism' really...:p

Ok, so I don't believe in God and disagree with everything the Pope said. And maybe the night before JPII died I actually prayed for him to die... BUT I did mass-baptise randoms today, by way of screaming "DO YOU DENOUNCE SATEN? DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE ONE HOLY APOSTOLIC CATHOLIC CHURCH? IM NOMINE PATRIS ET FILIE ET SPIRITUS SANCTUS! NOW YOU'RE CATHOLIC BI-ATCH!" Whilst spraying them with a SuperSoaker... good times

You make me happy. :)

Those televagelists are moving to Catholism now?

Time to get my supersoaker filled with pepper spray.

I think one of these (http://www.wccusd.k12.ca.us/elcerrito/compsci/student/2002/robert/evaunits14.jpg) is probably the best Catholic Eva.

Yep. I bet the pope is in the 02.

I think one of these (http://www.wccusd.k12.ca.us/elcerrito/compsci/student/2002/robert/evaunits14.jpg) is probably the best Catholic Eva.

:p *must stop lauging of silly evangelion jokes:rolleyes: *

how did your new converts react?

did any of them call the cops? or an exorcist?

I think one of these is probably the best Catholic Eva.

:D I was thinking the same thing when I saw the thread.

Ok, so I don't believe in God and disagree with everything the Pope said. And maybe the night before JPII died I actually prayed for him to die... BUT I did mass-baptise randoms today, by way of screaming "DO YOU DENOUNCE SATEN? DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE ONE HOLY APOSTOLIC CATHOLIC CHURCH? IM NOMINE PATRIS ET FILIE ET SPIRITUS SANCTUS! NOW YOU'RE CATHOLIC BI-ATCH!" Whilst spraying them with a SuperSoaker... good times


this is a religious thread i am proud to post on. made my day ROT

I take your mass-baptism and raise you one mass-circumcision. For I am the best Jew EVA... apart from not having any jewish ancestry on my mothers side, nor have I ever stepped inside a Synagogue before, and I find those Orthdox Jews in Stamford Hill and Muswell Hill in London creepy. Why do they all live on hills?! But I'm sure Jehovah loves me and will cast my enimies into the pits of hell.

"You just slip your "thingy" here like this and you snip the tip!"

I love that film. :D

Ok, so I don't believe in God and disagree with everything the Pope said. And maybe the night before JPII died I actually prayed for him to die... BUT I did mass-baptise randoms today, by way of screaming "DO YOU DENOUNCE SATEN? DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE ONE HOLY APOSTOLIC CATHOLIC CHURCH? IM NOMINE PATRIS ET FILIE ET SPIRITUS SANCTUS! NOW YOU'RE CATHOLIC BI-ATCH!" Whilst spraying them with a SuperSoaker... good times
I thought you said you were converting to Judaism?You also said you were turning French, too.

I do not know how I can trust this to be true, with all the lies you have told us.

IM NOMINE PATRIS ET FILIE ET SPIRITUS SANCTUS! NOW YOU'RE CATHOLIC BI-ATCH!"
Ahahaha!! So now Jesus is a crossing between a guy and a girl? Interesting... :D

Ok, so I don't believe in God and disagree with everything the Pope said. And maybe the night before JPII died I actually prayed for him to die... BUT I did mass-baptise randoms today, by way of screaming "DO YOU DENOUNCE SATEN? DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE ONE HOLY APOSTOLIC CATHOLIC CHURCH? IM NOMINE PATRIS ET FILIE ET SPIRITUS SANCTUS! NOW YOU'RE CATHOLIC BI-ATCH!" Whilst spraying them with a SuperSoaker... good timesLOL, did anyone come after you with a cross or something, screaming, "OUT OF HIM, DEVIL!!"? :D

I think one of these (http://www.wccusd.k12.ca.us/elcerrito/compsci/student/2002/robert/evaunits14.jpg) is probably the best Catholic Eva.
You officially PWN.

best catholic? is that not an oxymoran?? ... like sweetly sour or Great Britain. (j/k im actualy catholic... by birth.)

I'm a forced catholic, meaning I had no say in my baptism.

I'm a forced catholic, meaning I had no say in my baptism.
Most Catholics are baptised when they are a couple months old so its hard to put foraward much resistance. Because of the belief that un-baptised people dont go to heavan

Ok, so I don't believe in God and disagree with everything the Pope said. And maybe the night before JPII died I actually prayed for him to die... BUT I did mass-baptise randoms today, by way of screaming "DO YOU DENOUNCE SATEN? DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE ONE HOLY APOSTOLIC CATHOLIC CHURCH? IM NOMINE PATRIS ET FILIE ET SPIRITUS SANCTUS! NOW YOU'RE CATHOLIC BI-ATCH!" Whilst spraying them with a SuperSoaker... good times
aaahahaha...that made my day.

Although, I would have gone with
"I command you by the judge of the living and the dead, to depart
from this servant of God. It is the power of Christ that compels you! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
but thats just me.

I believe you been assigned room 666 on floor 13 in Hell Hotel after your time on Earth.
But... that's my apartment....?!

Is this supposed to be some sort of crappy joke?And yet you laughed...

how did your new converts react?

did any of them call the cops? or an exorcist?
No. But a scary amount of them yelled back "I'm already Catholic!"

this is a religious thread i am proud to post on. made my day ROTIt's what I do

You make me happy. :)
In the pants?

I take your mass-baptism and raise you one mass-circumcision. For I am the best Jew EVA... apart from not having any jewish ancestry on my mothers side, nor have I ever stepped inside a Synagogue before, and I find those Orthdox Jews in Stamford Hill and Muswell Hill in London creepy. Why do they all live on hills?! But I'm sure Jehovah loves me and will cast my enimies into the pits of hell.

"You just slip your "thingy" here like this and you snip the tip!"

I love that film. :D
I've seen the ads for The Passion of The Christ... YOU JEWS ARE EVIL! It makes sense... It's not like Jesus was Jewish...

I thought you said you were converting to Judaism?You also said you were turning French, too.

I do not know how I can trust this to be true, with all the lies you have told us.
Because you like the way my ass looks in these jeans. NEXT!

LOL, did anyone come after you with a cross or something, screaming, "OUT OF HIM, DEVIL!!"? :D
Sadly, no

I'm a forced catholic, meaning I had no say in my baptism.
Neither did half my campus as a ran past...

But... that's my apartment....?!

HAHA sombodies got a new roommate! :p

aaahahaha...that made my day.

Although, I would have gone with
"I command you by the judge of the living and the dead, to depart
from this servant of God. It is the power of Christ that compels you! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
but thats just me.
Sure, or that

HAHA sombodies got a new roommate! :p
Darn it. I jus got the brimstone the way I like it...