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After much cajoling and wheedling, I finally got permission from the wifey to announce something I just found out yesterday;

She's preggers. That's right, Little Goofball #2 is on the way. :)

It's good to know that I'm still making little wigglies. At least, I hope I am! :eek:
*braces for slap*

Ow. Anyhoo, Many of my friends will lose money as there were sixeable bets as to whether I could manage to have another kid. :D

The question is, is the world ready?

Congratulations on the breeding.

congratulations mate! :)

Congratulations.
*walks off, and starts drawing blueprints for fallout shelter.*

Two little Goofballs, the NS of the future will be never the same again. :D

There's more???

Hoody-hoo, dude! Seriously, much congrats!

Just keep it quiet, some of us are putting kids off, and the wife doesn't need any reminders...

The question is, is the world ready?

Ripe for the picking. :D

What, are you breeding an army or something?

Congrats!

oh yeah right like you could manage 2 kids with your "shot to the nuts" record

are you sure your wife hasnt been 2timing you with someone named "holy spirit"?

now no doubts to your virility. . .
or your ability to put the world in catastrophic danger!

After much cajoling and wheedling, I finally got permission from the wifey to announce something I just found out yesterday;

She's preggers. That's right, Little Goofball #2 is on the way. :)

It's good to know that I'm still making little wigglies. At least, I hope I am! :eek:
*braces for slap*

Ow. Anyhoo, Many of my friends will lose money as there were sixeable bets as to whether I could manage to have another kid. :D
Congratulations.......I think. (signed father of two) j/k

Hopefully 10 fingers and toes and hopefully born under the same moon. :)

I knew I built the bunker for some reason. :p

What, are you breeding an army or something?

Congrats!

Why? What have you heard?
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oh yeah right like you could manage 2 kids with your "shot to the nuts" record

are you sure your wife hasnt been 2timing you with someone named "holy spirit"?

The bright shining star over my house is just a coincidence. :p

Congrats, LG! Think there can be enough mud for all of you?

congrats. Good to know the goofballs are fertile. :)

Congrats!! My husband and I have been thinking about trying for a second.

It's good to know that I'm still making little wigglies. At least, I hope I am! :eek:
*braces for slap*



*cyber-slap*

Seriously, though. Many congratulations.

Congratulations on the breeding.

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. :)

Hmmm... yup, this settles it, I think I'll stay in Japan, it'll be a lot safer. ;)

Seriously, omedetou gozaimasu! (Congratulations).

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. :)

Calling it miraculous, though, is pushing it worse than Mary.

Congrats!

Hmmm... yup, this settles it, I think I'll stay in Japan, it'll be a lot safer. ;)

Seriously, omedetou gozaimasu! (Congratulations).

Interesting theory. :)

And thanks.

The bright shining star over my house is just a coincidence. :p
Yeah, yeah. And so are the three wise men waiting outside your door with gold, frankincense, and myrrh?

Yeah, yeah. And so are the three wise men waiting outside your door with gold, frankincense, and myrrh?

They're...um... delivery men. Yeah, delivery men. :)

I hate to think what the world would have been, umm, blessed with had you not been, umm, treated the way you have been..

They're...um... delivery men. Yeah, delivery men. :)

Under the chinese calendar, he/she would be born under the Year of Dog.

29/1/06 to 17/2/07 means Metal-Fire Dog

Well now ... the Messiah is born! Huzzah!

Surely Prophecy says something about the 2nd Little Goofball.

Ah hell ... we'll write it in.

Congrats!

congrats! You're forming quite the group of innocent-looking minions to carry out your deeds.

Just remember...its "cute" when they rip off all their clothes and chase a squirrel and end up with poison ivy. When you do it, its just "special";)

again, congrats.

Congrats! I have two myself - more work but more fun. Good luck.

Many congratulations on finally sticking it in the right hole:p

No, seriously, all the best LG!:D

Be sure and tell your lovely (and no doubt long-suffering wife) that just 9 more and you'll have a cricket team!

Congrats!

Well now ... the Messiah is born! Huzzah!


Indeed.

Congrats, LG! The Jews need wait no longer! :D

Congratulations :D

After much cajoling and wheedling, I finally got permission from the wifey to announce something I just found out yesterday;

She's preggers. That's right, Little Goofball #2 is on the way. :)

It's good to know that I'm still making little wigglies. At least, I hope I am! :eek:
*braces for slap*

Ow. Anyhoo, Many of my friends will lose money as there were sixeable bets as to whether I could manage to have another kid. :D
CONGRATS!
Now, this ties into prophecy pretty much on schedule, after the whole Bush presidency thing.
I guess i have to stop being agnostic and settle for fearful worship now.

Indeed.

Congrats, LG! The Jews need wait no longer! :D
yay, someone to keep the attantion away from me :D

After much cajoling and wheedling, I finally got permission from the wifey to announce something I just found out yesterday;

She's preggers. That's right, Little Goofball #2 is on the way. :)

It's good to know that I'm still making little wigglies. At least, I hope I am! :eek:
*braces for slap*

Ow. Anyhoo, Many of my friends will lose money as there were sixeable bets as to whether I could manage to have another kid. :D
congrats. just remember their wmd training. every child needs to know how to use one of those :D

congrats! You're forming quite the group of innocent-looking minions to carry out your deeds.

Just remember...its "cute" when they rip off all their clothes and chase a squirrel and end up with poison ivy. When you do it, its just "special";)

again, congrats.

I'm resistant to poison ivy. I'm hoping I pass the trait to my kids. :)

...and hopefully born under the same moon. :)
huh? LG is breeding an army of warewolves now? :eek:
*ducks & covers*

(congats LG! :))

huh? LG is breeding an army of warewolves now? :eek:
*ducks & covers*

(congats LG! :))

Wereclowns. By day, they are but ordinary kids playing merrily in traffic.

By the light of the silvery moon, however... :eek:

Wereclowns. By day, they are but ordinary kids playing merrily in traffic.

By the light of the silvery moon, however... :eek:
:eek: you evil clown, you! :p

:fluffle: nah i'm happy for you really :P :fluffle:

:eek: you evil clown, you! :p

:fluffle: nah i'm happy for you really :P :fluffle:
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Congratulations! if you think having one is hard...just you wait now! *maniacal laughter*

(btw I have 3, so I know the true glory of a nights sleep)

The bright shining star over my house is just a coincidence.

Naah, that's a US military spy plane. Apparently you're in their "People to watch out for list"

Especially since you've got another bundle of indestructible doom on the way. :p

And before you know it, you'll get visited by this fellow.

http://media.putfile.com/terminator_with_jesus

But congrats all the same.

Naah, that's a US military spy plane. Apparently you're in their "People to watch out for list"

Especially since you've got another bundle of indestructible doom on the way. :p

And before you know it, you'll get visited by this fellow.

http://media.putfile.com/terminator_with_jesus

But congrats all the same.

http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/woohoo.gif

yay, someone to keep the attantion away from me :D
haha...something tells me that they will never rival you for looking like Jesus.

Unless LG isn't telling us something...

haha...something tells me that they will never rival you for looking like Jesus.

Unless LG isn't telling us something...

When Little Goofball #1 was born, he looked more like Gandhi covered in goo. *nod*

Congratulations!








What, you thought I was gonna make a joke?:p

Congratulations!








What, you thought I was gonna make a joke?:p

That was the general trend so far. ;)

Congratulation LG!! :D Kids are awesome!!

I wonder what's going to happen once those little guys grow up and your all old and helpless?

When Little Goofball #1 was born, he looked more like Gandhi covered in goo. *nod*
hmm...so we have a little gooey Gandhi...hmm...how about a gooey MLK next? Or maybe a little gooey Buddha?

I wonder what's going to happen once those little guys grow up and your all old and helpless?
duct tape him to a billboard, naked, and spread bird seed around *nod*

duct tape him to a billboard, naked, and spread bird seed around *nod*

That's why it's important that I get my torment of them in while they're still young. Because when they grow up, I'm screwed!

hmm...so we have a little gooey Gandhi...hmm...how about a gooey MLK next? Or maybe a little gooey Buddha?

A Flying Spaghetti Monster! :eek:

A Flying Spaghetti Monster! :eek:
"MOM! DAD! Little goofball #1 is trying to eat my noodly appendages again!"

That's why it's important that I get my torment of them in while they're still young. Because when they grow up, I'm screwed!

But that will only make it worse for you later on. You are making a self fufilling prophecy by tormenting them early on you garuntee they will pull off something you would do now. So its sort of a damned if you do damned if you don't situation. On one end you'll screw yourself later on in life if you torment them now and on the other hand you'll deny the world the possibility of having more people like you if you don't torment them early on.

She's preggers. That's right, Little Goofball #2 is on the way. :)



Oh no two of them.

See this is proof there is no God. ;)

But that will only make it worse for you later on. You are making a self fufilling prophecy by tormenting them early on you garuntee they will pull off something you would do now. So its sort of a damned if you do damned if you don't situation. On one end you'll screw yourself later on in life if you torment them now and on the other hand you'll deny the world the possibility of having more people like you if you don't torment them early on.

It's a sacrifice. Much like Christ and the Cross, I must meet my fate so mischief in the world will never die.

Oh no two of them.

See this is proof there is no God. ;)

Or that there is, and he's enjoying global chaos. :)

It's a sacrifice. Much like Christ and the Cross, I must meet my fate so mischief in the world will never die.

Does that mean afterwords we get to eat your body and drink your blood? Or is that just a fringe benefit of christianity and not your whole deal?

Does that mean afterwords we get to eat your body and drink your blood? Or is that just a fringe benefit of christianity and not your whole deal?

I'm a clown. We taste funny. :)

I'm a clown. We taste funny. :)

So I like exotic food.

And before you know it, you'll get visited by this fellow.

http://media.putfile.com/terminator_with_jesus

Ahahaha, brilliance! :D

Ahahaha, brilliance! :D

I laughed. :)

Wow LG, 2 kids..

You can race them! What's there age difference going to be?

Another LG running around...

I don't know whether to start writing the third testament or build a bomb shelter.

Wow LG, 2 kids..

You can race them! What's there age difference going to be?

Assuming LG2 is born on schedule, he'll be about 2 1/2 years behind LG1.

Another LG running around...

I don't know whether to start writing the third testament or build a bomb shelter.

Can't it be both? :)

You aren't going for a Mormon-sized family are you?

I'm resistant to poison ivy. I'm hoping I pass the trait to my kids. :)
No sh*t? Me too!
That's a funny thing to learn when you're playing with a bunch of other kids. :D

No sh*t? Me too!
That's a funny thing to learn when you're playing with a bunch of other kids. :D

Groovy. :) It comes in handy for winning bets while camping.

I would call myself immune, but I actually caught it twice;

Once on my shoulder in the sam location an insect bit me, and once between my fingers after camping for three days without bathing. But under most conditions, I don't get it at all. :)

Groovy. :) It comes in handy for winning bets while camping.

I would call myself immune, but I actually caught it twice;

Once on my shoulder in the sam location an insect bit me, and once between my fingers after camping for three days without bathing. But under most conditions, I don't get it at all. :)
I used to camp in Big Sur and Memorial Park in CA and rolled around in the leaves and ferns, and i'd actually get the little thorn-ended leaves to scratch me on occasion, and that funky powder gave me plenty of occasion to itch, but for some reason, nothing EVER came of it.
Yellow-jackets, however .... *grrrr*
I left my boxers on a stump for a swim once. You can do the math .... :eek:

I used to camp in Big Sur and Memorial Park in CA and rolled around in the leaves and ferns, and i'd actually get the little thorn-ended leaves to scratch me on occasion, and that funky powder gave me plenty of occasion to itch, but for some reason, nothing EVER came of it.
Yellow-jackets, however .... *grrrr*
I left my boxers on a stump for a swim once. You can do the math .... :eek:

You just made this beephobic man squirm. :(

You just made this beephobic man squirm. :(
LG has a fear?!

LG has a fear?!

Not just a fear. A phobia. I really hate bees.

I can pet a shark. I can kiss a snake. I can shake a politician's hand. I can tolerate vomit, snot and all manner of horrors.

But bees freak me out. :eek:

Fantastic news, LG!

Well, for you at least. Probably not for the rest of the world, but congrads anyway!

I can shake a politician's hand.
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!


Can youprove it.:p

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!


Can youprove it.:p

I still have the scar from where (former) Governor John Rowland's finger-leeches attached to my hand. ;)

LG has a fear?!
DID I FIND IT?

Awwwwwww!!!!!! ^_^ :fluffle:

I bet the kid'll be dead cute.

Not just a fear. A phobia. I really hate bees.

I can pet a shark. I can kiss a snake. I can shake a politician's hand. I can tolerate vomit, snot and all manner of horrors.

But bees freak me out. :eek:
Well, i'll attempt not to exploit it, but given my capricious nature, i'm not going to swear on anything.
I will tell you, so you can get a laugh out of it, that the little f*cker nailed my right buttock. High, not far enough over either way to make it difficult to defecate, but itchy and uncomfortable enough to not wear anything but silk for a little while.
Yes, i can laugh about it.
But i have *NO* qualms about murdering them if they flit out of line around me. Not bees;
just yellow-jackets, mosquitos and horseflies, and THAT'S IT.