NationStates Jolt Archive

>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.


>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.


>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.


>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.


>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour


>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.


>Butterflies taste with their feet.


>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.



>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


Just some things I thought you guys would like to know.....:D

>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.


>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
That confirms my theory that we're speaking with the wrong orifice. *nod*

Hehe, these are pretty cool. :)

>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

I wonder how these two are compatible "facts" and if there are actually facts to back this up. I was having an argument with a friend recently over whether it was "mean" to my cats to neuter them, and whether I was doing it for their good, or for mine. He said the cats would miss out on enjoying sex, and would not benefit from it any more than people would, and I said cats don't enjoy sex anyway, and live much healthier and more peaceful lives when neutered.

crap, Im left handed. early death for me.

How do you prove a dolphin has sex for pleasure?

That confirms my theory that we're speaking with the wrong orifice. *nod*

Which reminds me of this little Burroughs story:


"Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk?"

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had ever heard.
This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose?
Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell.
This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called The Better Ole that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was clever. Like, "Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing?"
"Nah I had to go relieve myself."
After a while the ass start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time.
Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him Its you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we dont need you around here any more. I can talk and eat AND shit.
After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpoles tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous- except for the EYES you dig. Thats one thing the asshole COULDNT do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldnt give orders any more. It was trapped in the skull, sealed off. For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes WENT OUT, and there was no more feeling in them than a crabs eyes on the end of a stalk.

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>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.


I wish I was a pig

How do you prove a dolphin has sex for pleasure?
Ah, it's just something you know.
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
"If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you."

Ah, it's just something you know.
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
"If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you."

Is dolphinsex still up?

here are some more although not as good as the originals.....

> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.


> Polar bears are left-handed.

> Starfish have no brains

When I'm reincarnated I'm asking to be a Pig Lion hybrid :D

When I'm reincarnated I'm asking to be a Pig Lion hybrid :D




50 times a day....30 minutes per orgasm......

thats about 25 hours of orgasming!

Ah, it's just something you know.
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
"If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you."

That...was just fucked up...

Crazy ass dolphin-fuckers...

50 times a day....30 minutes per orgasm......

thats about 25 hours of orgasming!

Mother of god. >.<

>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.



I can't decide if I want to be reincarnated as a pig or a lion. :D

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

Mammals, man, mammals! Slugs can't jump either, that doesn't mean they're plants.

This may sound gay, but I'd like to reincarnated as a woman. Just to see things from the estrogen angle, you know.

How do you prove a dolphin has sex for pleasure?

By letting a dolphin have sex with you. :eek:

Mammals, man, mammals! Slugs can't jump either, that doesn't mean they're plants.


don't yell at the e-mail i'm pasting on here it's impolite. :D

Mother of god. >.<

be careful what you wish for....

50 times a day....30 minutes per orgasm......

thats about 25 hours of orgasming!
the only problem would be that you wouldn't do it for pleasure

the only problem would be that you wouldn't do it for pleasure

Or that you wouldn't be aware of the fact that you are having sex, or that you are even alive, at all.

Damn.

don't yell at the e-mail i'm pasting on here it's impolite. :D

I WASN'T YELLING!!! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M YELLING!!! WILL YOU SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! AND WHAT'S THIS RINGING IN MY EARS!!!

How do you prove a dolphin has sex for pleasure?
They have sex outside mating season. I dont know this as a fact, that's just what I always thought it meant. Oh and dolphin sex link worries me, why in Myrth's name do you have that link? And why post it?!

They have sex outside mating season. I dont know this as a fact, that's just what I always thought it meant. Oh and dolphin sex link worries me, why in Myrth's name do you have that link? And why post it?!

Isn't what the guy in the link doing illegal?

Isn't what the guy in the link doing illegal?
I dunno. Might be cruelty to animals. Ask a lawyer.

Or that you wouldn't be aware of the fact that you are having sex, or that you are even alive, at all.

Damn.
i think that would suck more:(

I dunno. Might be cruelty to animals. Ask a lawyer.

Not if the animal wants it.

Man, we've come to an impass here...

How do you prove a dolphin has sex for pleasure?
Research.
If you're a taker, make sure you agree on a reasonable amount of restraint. *nods*

>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
I am really fed up hearing that - why do think animals are having sex? Humans are the only species that consciously understand that sex leads to babies, and hence the only species that ever has sex for a reason other than pleasure.

I dunno. Might be cruelty to animals. Ask a lawyer.

Isn't bestiality illegal in some states? I don't think it's particularly cruel to give handjobs to dolphins. Not to the dolphins, anyway.

As for the "zoophilia is not bestiality" excuse, I don't think the law recognizes that. Like the 24-hour backup thing.

Which reminds me of this little Burroughs story:
Hey! Just whose post did you lift that from? *nudge*
Oh well. Good for the gander, et cetera.
Good post! *nods*

Research.
If you're a taker, make sure you agree on a reasonable amount of restraint. *nods*

Ok guys, I know the answer, I read the content of the link, so please stop answering the question. :(

I am really fed up hearing that - why do think animals are having sex? Humans are the only species that consciously understand that sex leads to babies, and hence the only species that ever has sex for a reason other than pleasure.

It's called instinct. I don't think birds would be that excited about building nests without it.

Isn't bestiality illegal in some states? I don't think it's particularly cruel to give handjobs to dolphins. Not to the dolphins, anyway.

As for the "zoophilia is not bestiality" excuse, I don't think the law recognizes that. Like the 24-hour backup thing.


beastiality last i checked was legal in Pennsylvania. It falls under the sodomy law or something.

I wish I was a pig


My last name is Pigg.. ;)

>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


:D
Uhm what about the Bonobo? That just business, not pleasure?

Ok guys, I know the answer, I read the content of the link, so please stop answering the question. :(
....just tryin' to help!

Uhm what about the Bonobo? That just business, not pleasure?


or just pleasure for the male

More Random Facts:

>The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."'

>On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.

>Golf was banned in England in 1457 because it was considered a distraction from the serious pursuit of archery.

>The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.

>The volume of the Earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific
Ocean

>Only humans and horses have hymens.

Ah, it's just something you know.
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
"If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you."
don't ask, don't tell

>On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.


really? i knew they loved us after all....

....just tryin' to help!

I know, just enough Dolphin boning for me, is all. :eek:

And I don't even want to know how they found out horses have hymens...

And I don't even want to know how they found out horses have hymens...


most likely a veterinary study

>The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.
The word 'octothorpe' isn't recorded earlier than 1960, whereas other names for (pound and hash, for instance) are recorded much earlier.

most likely a veterinary study
i will choose to accept that:cool:

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>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.


>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.



>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.




I wish I were some weird hybrid of the above... :D

i think most people do

i think most people do
Nah, i don't have that kind of time.

but if you did...:fluffle:

but if you did...:fluffle:
Actually i'd probably sleep a lot more. ;)
Or, as evidenced by my forum posts, i'd get into a lot more arguments.
Admittedly, that's much closer to the idea of conjugation .... hmmm.
Middle ground somewhere ...

some more interesting facts:

> The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

> St. Paul, Minnesota was originally called Pigs Eye after a man who ran a saloon there.

> The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

> Alexander the Great was an epileptic.

> Alexander the Great was an epileptic.
I'd heard that about Julius Ceaser but not A.G.

I didn't know that Caesar is epileptic, I'm epileptic too.

>In 1659, it was illegal to celebrate Christmas in Massachusetts.

>Worms reportedly taste like bacon.

>Apples are actually part of the rose family.

>68 percent of a Hostess Twinkie is air!

>A survey reported that 12% of Americans think that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.

>Up to the age of six or seven months a child can breathe and swallow at the same time. An adult cannot do this.

>The 7-Eleven Extreme Gulp is 50% bigger than the volume of the human stomach!

>Coffee beans aren't beans - they're fruit pits

>Contrary to popular belief, opossums, squirrels, chipmunks, and mice do not carry rabies.

>Worms reportedly taste like bacon.

I think you'll find that it's bacon that tastes like worms.

>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


Just some things I thought you guys would like to know.....:D

Those two facts are incompatiable. In reality all vertebrates (or at the very least mammals) mate for the physiological pleasure gained in the act, not for the sake of perpetuating their species.

Canada has 2 dollar coins, not bills, the coins do not feature images of flags, nor parlimentary buildings. Some old paper bills did have flags on buildings, and none of them ever featured an american flag. backup info: witness snopes.com...

http://www.snopes.com/business/money/redensign.asp

What about Dogs humping legs hmm?

What about Dogs humping legs hmm?
Strictly business. :D

humans, bonobos [some monkey] and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. This can be proven cuz there the only ones who mate when there not in heat.
Yea for biology class!!

According to Alfred Kinsey's examinations in the 1950s, children are capable of experiencing orgasm up from the age of five months._

Strictly business. :D


LOL!

I think you'll find that it's bacon that tastes like worms.

And if cannibals say humans taste like chicken, then maybe it's the chickens that taste like humans.