NationStates Jolt Archive


Your Daily Dose of Fox News - Inane and Stupid

Deep Kimchi
18-02-2006, 20:02
Yes, I could read Bild for headlines like this...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,185249,00.html

While it is funny, I don't believe that a "reputable" news agency should be covering stories like this (that goes for Reuters as well, thank you very much).

Most surveys about sex find impossibly that men have had far more partners than women, typically two to four times as many.

Either there are a bunch of phantom females out there, or somebody is lying.
Sdaeriji
18-02-2006, 20:06
Maybe all the extra partners these men are finding are each other?
Deep Kimchi
18-02-2006, 20:09
Maybe all the extra partners these men are finding are each other?

"... it was dark.... I couldn't see her face...."
Bobs Own Pipe
18-02-2006, 20:09
Yes, I could read Bild for headlines like this...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,185249,00.html

While it is funny, I don't believe that a "reputable" news agency should be covering stories like this (that goes for Reuters as well, thank you very much).
This just in: Clouds made of water vapour. Details at 6.
[NS]Canada City
18-02-2006, 20:09
30, no way.

But I wouldn't be surprised if guys slept with more girls then vice versa. Women, who like sex as much as guys, have rather high standards. Us guys, if the pussy fits, we fuck. Even fat chicks need love :P

Guarantee you that you asked most guys on how they lost their virginity, good chance it involved a woman, beer, and a party.
Drunk commies deleted
18-02-2006, 20:10
Maybe it's like in Clerks where Dante's girlfriend didn't count blowjobs.

I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than a slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.
Deep Kimchi
18-02-2006, 20:11
This just in: Clouds made of water vapour. Details at 6.
The one I was waiting for during the Cold War was,

"Moscow in flames. Missiles headed for New York. Film at 11."
Sarkhaan
18-02-2006, 20:20
It could just be a lot of very naughty girls.

Which raises the question "Which girls was it, and how can I contact them"
Sumamba Buwhan
18-02-2006, 20:40
"... it was dark.... I couldn't see her face...."

I guess that would work as a an excuse. "I was drunk" usually gets more play though.
Sumamba Buwhan
18-02-2006, 20:43
now I'm no genius with numbers but it seems to me if there are more women than men on teh planet that this statistic might be possible.

what's the ratio of men to women? maybe someone could work out the math.
Deep Kimchi
18-02-2006, 20:46
I guess that would work as a an excuse. "I was drunk" usually gets more play though.
"I did wonder about the stubble on her chin..."
Sarkhaan
18-02-2006, 20:48
"I did wonder about the stubble on her chin..."
"Oh...and the penis. That kinda caught me off guard, but I didn't really think anything of it."
Lunatic Goofballs
18-02-2006, 20:50
Yes. Men ands women lie about the number of partners they had. COngratulations. You solved the Riddle of the Ancient Ones, O Mighty Fox Newsman!

Your prize of rare and exotic fertilizers is in the mail. :)
Sumamba Buwhan
18-02-2006, 21:01
"I did wonder about the stubble on her chin..."

but then i remembered aunt Ritas mustache so I thought no more of it... besides I enjoyed the sensation on my prostate
Sarkhaan
18-02-2006, 21:07
Yes. Men ands women lie about the number of partners they had. COngratulations. You solved the Riddle of the Ancient Ones, O Mighty Fox Newsman!

Your prize of rare and exotic fertilizers is in the mail. :)
hmm...what vintage?
Fass
18-02-2006, 22:08
30, so low and still a lie? Oh, you poor straight sods.
Straughn
18-02-2006, 22:37
Maybe all the extra partners these men are finding are each other?
I noted that Brokeback Mountain was particularly popular, and although SLOW, it was "touching", "elegant", and "engaging".
Straughn
18-02-2006, 22:38
30, so low and still a lie? Oh, you poor straight sods.
Wouldn't that be "non-sods", sans action?