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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/02/17/wfood17.xml

Beijing has a new specialty restaraunt. The main items? Cock n balls!

For beginners, Miss Zhu recommended the hotpot, which offers a sampling of what the restaurant has to offer - six types of penis, and four of testicle, boiled in chicken stock

Food for thought?

Hello, Clarice.

gross.

That's disgusting. Well at least it's a different form of a penis thread...

... *tries to respond* ...

... *shakes head*

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/02/17/wfood17.xml

Beijing has a new specialty restaraunt. The main items? Cock n balls!



Food for thought?

Yes, I woke up this morning, and picked up the Telegraph from in front of my hotel room door, and was really not wanting breakfast after that.

Thanks.

The incredible, edible wang.

That brings new meaning to the phrase, "suck my dick."...

Tired? Well wake up in the morning to a fresh steamy penis to shove into your mouth. Comes in many flavors and sizes.

*warning leaving a penis out for too long may result in it becoming stale and hard. Only solution is to put into a warm area until penis becomes soft again.

This thread = gold

Six types?!?

I could never eat a place like this. Not because the food might taste bad - but what if it tasted really good?

I'd just be too ashamed to sit there saying things like "Hey, the penis tastes really good!" or "Pass the testicle! I'm hungry!"

I could never eat a place like this. Not because the food might taste bad - but what if it tasted really good?

I'd just be too ashamed to sit there saying things like "Hey, the penis tastes really good!" or "Pass the testicle! I'm hungry!"

Sitting in the cafeteria as all the little kids unwrap their lunches.

"Aw peanut butter!"
"Tuna salad aww man"
"Dude! Penis, YES!"
"I wish I had penis."
"Me too."

that is just so unbelievably wrong in so many ways......
why would anyone in their right mind eat at a place like that?

I'd imagine a penis would be chewy.

Sitting in the cafeteria as all the little kids unwrap their lunches.

"Aw peanut butter!"
"Tuna salad aww man"
"Dude! Penis, YES!"
"I wish I had penis."
"Me too."
ROFL for real! :p

I'd imagine a penis would be chewy.
Probably similar in texture to heart muscle, if you've ever had giblets.

A new desert coming soon to a restuarant near you: penis envy.

*Note to Self*

Buy extra cup for when their inventory gets low.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/02/17/wfood17.xml

Beijing has a new specialty restaraunt. The main items? Cock n balls!



Food for thought?
Are you supposed to nibble gently or swallow it whole? :rolleyes:

I'd imagine a penis would be chewy.
Very fatty and greasy. I don't like it too much. Penis and testicles are eaten in Mexico, especially after a bullfight, that's where the bull ends. But some places also have them as a regular dish.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/02/17/wfood17.xml

Beijing has a new specialty restaraunt. The main items? Cock n balls!



Food for thought?

Sorry, I don't eat chicken.

I heard that they serve beef testicles in a few restaurants in some areas of America. I think they call them rocky mountain oysters or something like that.

I reckon I'd try something like that if it was on the menu, particularly if somebody dared me. It can't hurt to experiment with new foods, and I have a very strong stomach anyway.

This thread has unveiled a very dark and twisted place in the recesses of the NS General collective consciousness. It must be celebrated!

Oh, and where is Lunatic Goofballs? I'd expect him to be in the first 4 posts on a thread with as much comic gold potential as this one!

Very fatty and greasy. I don't like it too much. Penis and testicles are eaten in Mexico, especially after a bullfight, that's where the bull ends. But some places also have them as a regular dish.

I don't think I would want to be eating anything after a bullfight where the bull wins though.

I don't think I would want to be eating anything after a bullfight where the bull wins though.
Yeah, they're so small that they're hardly worth it.
*ahem*

I'd imagine a penis would be chewy.
Only if you eat it raw....

Yeah, they're so small that they're hardly worth it.
*ahem*
How true... that is the problem with most humanoid creatures, it seems...

I don't think I would want to be eating anything after a bullfight where the bull wins though.
The bull almost never wins. Even when it wins, it loses. In very very rare cases, the bull gets "indulted," and in that case it's sent to pasture and make more bulls.

A cyclist is at greater risk of getting injured than a bull fighter.

First and foremost I would like to say "EWWWWW", secondly i have this question " How are the penises retrieved?" Third, are there any side effects. Finally, what if your girlfriend/boyfriend ate one of these and came home to see you and this happened?:fluffle:

I'd imagine a penis would be chewy.

once saw a fear factor episode where they had to eat ox penis and the such after they roasted it over a fire.
looked like 90% fat and 10 % something that held it together

How true... that is the problem with most humanoid creatures, it seems...
Indeed, primates fail at having good genitalia like they fail at everything else. Fucking monkeys, hardly even any good as a source of monkey brains.

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Beijing has a new specialty restaraunt. The main items? Cock n balls!



Food for thought?

*PUKES* BLEH!!!

I heard these kind of stories before and that was seriously sick. I don't really consider this Chinese food. Sick...

Indeed, primates fail at having good genitalia like they fail at everything else. Fucking monkeys, hardly even any good as a source of monkey brains.
I generally use orangutangs or humans as a source for monkey brains. They're a little bit larger, and seasoned with red chili peppers, apple, blood, and ribose, they taste quite acceptable. *licks lips*

Of course, they've got nothing on roasted internal organs stuffed with fingerbones soaked in water for 48 hours. Mmmmmm... ;)

I generally use orangutangs or humans as a source for monkey brains. They're a little bit larger, and seasoned with red chili peppers, apple, blood, and ribose, they taste quite acceptable. *licks lips*

Of course, they've got nothing on roasted internal organs stuffed with fingerbones soaked in water for 48 hours. Mmmmmm... ;)
Me, I like sesame chicken.
And blood is only used a sauce in the poorer countries where they haven't the time to make a broth or gravy.

Me, I like sesame chicken.
And blood is only used a sauce in the poorer countries where they haven't the time to make a broth or gravy.
That's not too bad.

And I didn't specify which type of blood, did I? It could have been AB- ...

They should serve it at banquet next time Shrub visits China.

It would just put into pictures what the United States policy on China has been for a very, very long time.

:D