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Have you heard about this:

http://www.boomka.org/


Israeli group announces anti-Semitic cartoons contest!
February 14th, 2006

A Danish paper publishes a cartoon that mocks Muslims.
An Iranian paper responds with a Holocaust cartoons contest -
- Now a group of Israelis announce their own anti-Semitic cartoons contest!

Amitai Sandy (29), graphic artist and publisher of Dimona Comix Publishing, from Tel-Aviv, Israel, has followed the unfolding of the “Muhammad cartoon-gate” events in amazement, until finally he came up with the right answer to all this insanity - and so he announced today the launch of a new anti-Semitic cartoons contest - this time drawn by Jews themselves!

“We’ll show the world we can do the best, sharpest, most offensive Jew hating cartoons ever published!” said Sandy “No Iranian will beat us on our home turf!”

The contest has been announced today on the www.boomka.org website, and the initiator accept submissions of cartoons, caricatures and short comic strips from people all over the world. The deadline is Sunday March 5, and the best works will be displayed in an Exhibition in Tel-Aviv, Israel.

Sandy is now in the process of arranging sponsorships of large organizations, and promises lucrative prizes for the winners, including of course the famous Matzo-bread baked with the blood of Christian children.


I've always loved the Jewish sense of humor. I think they are brilliant and this idea rocks. I heard the story on NPR and the cartoons they were explaining sounded pretty funny and rather offensive too.

I want that man to father my children.

Yay! :D

Does this mean that the Israelis are going to protest against themselves and burn down thier own country?

I wouldn't actually be surprised if they did...

Does this mean that the Israelis are going to protest against themselves and burn down thier own country?-wanks.

This is how you deal with offensive cartoons :)

hmm, maybe I'll see if I can think of some good ones

This is the best, most logical, most human, and hilarious reaction so far.

I wish everybody were this smart.

damn, and I was waiting to be bashed, flamed and OMGWTFBBQ'd for saying something as racist as "the Jewish sense of humor"

damn, and I was waiting to be bashed, flamed and OMGWTFBBQ'd for saying something as racist as "the Jewish sense of humor"
And you should think this, Why? Yiddish has entire segments of grammar devoted to self abuse.

After 12,000 years of being the Chosen Ones of G_d, you would think he would lay off with the attempts to kill us off.

After all, where would we be without Mel Brooks?

(The Inquisition, What a Show...."

And you should think this, Why? Yiddish has entire segments of grammar devoted to self abuse.

After 12,000 years of being the Chosen Ones of G_d, you would think he would lay off with the attempts to kill us off.

After all, where would we be without Mel Brooks?

(The Inquisition, What a Show...."


well because generalizing is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad :p

but really yeah those Jewish peeps are often hilarious. I love Mel Brooks, Jon Stewart, Billy Crystal and many others for their hilarious performances.

I know more Jew-jokes than my friends. I'm somewhat of a collector.

(Too bad most of the Jew jokes on the net are written by people with a second grade education, and the depth of wit of a 3 year old.)

Old Jewish Jokes Home


2 Jewish Israelis sitting on a park bench reading newspapers, one is reading an ordinary paper, the other has chosen a vile anti-semitic rag.

The first man puts down his paper and sighs 'This newspaper is so depressing; bombings, killings, turmoil. You know, I'm just going to give up on reading it'

The second man turns to his friend, hands him his paper and smiles 'Here try mine instead. It's great, in it we control the media, global finance, the US government, etc'

Have you heard about this:

http://www.boomka.org/



I've always loved the Jewish sense of humor. I think they are brilliant and this idea rocks. I heard the story on NPR and the cartoons they were explaining sounded pretty funny and rather offensive too.
I'm Jewish and I'm not surprised. The Jews are the best comedians on earth. I mean we invented self depricating humor. We invented all of the JAP jokes you hear. That is also why you see so many Jewish comedians. I'd like to see other groups poke as much fun at themselves as we do to ourselves. Believe me, it's fun.

(Q: Why did the JAP get a gold diaphragm?
A: She wanted her husband to "come" in the money!!!!"
OY VEY

Old Jewish Jokes Home


2 Jewish Israelis sitting on a park bench reading newspapers, one is reading an ordinary paper, the other has chosen a vile anti-semitic rag.

The first man puts down his paper and sighs 'This newspaper is so depressing; bombings, killings, turmoil. You know, I'm just going to give up on reading it'

The second man turns to his friend, hands him his paper and smiles 'Here try mine instead. It's great, in it we control the media, global finance, the US government, etc'
I love that joke. It's almost as funny as all of the JAP jokes I know. (Most of the JAP ones are true though, especially for Jews in Chicago's North Subuerbs.)

(Q: Why did the JAP get a gold diaphragm?
A: She wanted her husband to "come" in the money!!!!"
OY VEY:rolleyes: Oy vey indeed, my friend. Oy vey indeed.:p

What is the difference between the Jews and African-Americans?
Jews complain. African-Americans atleast had the sense to put it to music and call it the Blues.

:rolleyes: Oy vey indeed, my friend. Oy vey indeed.:p

What is the difference between the Jews and African-Americans?
Jews complain. African-Americans atleast had the sense to put it to music and call it the Blues.
I do live up to the above stereotype (at least my parents say so.)

Seriously, everyone needs to see "Hebrew Hammer." The movieis made by Jews and pokes fun at all of the stereotypes.


From opening song:
Who's the certified circumsized private dick that's a sex machine? HAMMER

(note dick here refers to a detective as in the comic strip "Dick Tracy"

I work with two Jewish charities and love visiting them. They are always making me laugh as they complain about everything.

I do live up to the above stereotype (at least my parents say so.)

Seriously, everyone needs to see "Hebrew Hammer." The movieis made by Jews and pokes fun at all of the stereotypes.


From opening song:
Who's the certified circumsized private dick that's a sex machine? HAMMER

(note dick here refers to a detective as in the comic strip "Dick Tracy"
How do we know Jesus was Jewish?
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

I do live up to the above stereotype (at least my parents say so.)

Seriously, everyone needs to see "Hebrew Hammer." The movieis made by Jews and pokes fun at all of the stereotypes.


From opening song:
Who's the certified circumsized private dick that's a sex machine? HAMMER

(note dick here refers to a detective as in the comic strip "Dick Tracy"
SO when are all of us Gun-Totong, Jew-Loving, Classic Liberal Psychos from the Greater Chicago Area going to get together to decend on Daley Plaza and take over?

I think there's just about enough of us to have half a chance... ;)

My friend says there's two types of jews: the Friendly "Let me balance your checkbook" Jew (LMBYCB); and the Hardass "Hold my rifle while I take a piss" Jew (HMRWITAP). I'm somewhat in between though, I'm more of a HMRWIBYCB Jew.

I love that joke. It's almost as funny as all of the JAP jokes I know. (Most of the JAP ones are true though, especially for Jews in Chicago's North Subuerbs.)


Chicago Jew too?

Chicago Jew too?
well suburbs, but us suburbians always say we are really chicagoans.

It is not just a stereotype though when it comes to JAPs. JAPs are real, and us male Jews have to learn how to handle them because we will be marrying them.

Has anyone seen that video from a girl in Northbrook who's parents had her make a music video for her Bat Mitzvah invitation? It's hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/?v=uDDdwg86K6c

That mall is Northbrook Court. The AMC and the diner give it away (been there too much.) This my friends, is a JAP.

Chicago Jew too?
Michigan City Indiana somewhere between Goy and Non-practicing Jew here...

Michigan City Indiana somewhere between Goy and Non-practicing Jew here...
You're Mich City? Valpo here!!!!!!! (originally Wheaton, IL though)

You're Mich City? Valpo here!!!!!!! (originally Wheaton, IL though)
I do have a standing invite to Chicagoland NSers to come shoot with me on the 1st sunday of the month when I do Black Powder (free beans, bullets and powder).

TG for details.

I do have a standing invite to Chicagoland NSers to come shoot with me on the 1st sunday of the month when I do Black Powder (free beans, bullets and powder).

TG for details.
Can't do it for a few months as I'm down in West Laf at Purdue at the moment.

Can't do it for a few months as I'm down in West Laf at Purdue at the moment.
Summertime, and the livin's easy.....

We do our "fun shoot" (reactive targets, playing cards, string, etc.) on the July shoot.

Watch an oldster (not me) with a flintlock and patched ball cut a playing card edgwise... :eek: