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The Longest Thread Ever

Dubya 1000
17-02-2006, 05:12
Just to be extremely obnoxious, and as a response to the "What makes a thread last" thread I will create the longest thread in the history of nationstates. That's right folks, this one will be bigger than the "I love america" thread, the "Chuck Norris" thread, and...well, you get the point. Come and join the party!
Straughn
17-02-2006, 05:13
Just to be extremely obnoxious, and as a response to the "What makes a thread last" thread I will create the longest thread in the history of nationstates. That's right folks, this one will be bigger than the "I love america" thread, the "Chuck Norris" thread, and...well, you get the point. Come and join the party!
Boring.
Thread closed.
Present Day Comatica
17-02-2006, 05:13
It feels great to be part of something special. :D
Peechland
17-02-2006, 05:14
lets see you beat paradise club
Colin World
17-02-2006, 05:15
lets see you beat paradise club

beat me to it
Stone Bridges
17-02-2006, 05:15
Spam anyone? Would anyone like a nice can of Spam? I love eating Spam, espically out of the can. MMmmmm Spam.
Colin World
17-02-2006, 05:18
Spam anyone? Would anyone like a nice can of Spam? I love eating Spam, espically out of the can. MMmmmm Spam.

And finish it off with a can of warm PC Lime cola
Dubya 1000
17-02-2006, 05:19
lets see you beat paradise club

Oh, crap, I forgot all about that. Ah well, I give up.
An archy
17-02-2006, 05:19
Spam anyone? Would anyone like a nice can of Spam? I love eating Spam, espically out of the can. MMmmmm Spam.
How Hawaiian of you.:p
Stone Bridges
17-02-2006, 05:20
Oh, crap, I forgot all about that. Ah well, I give up.

So when the going gets tough, the OP wants to quit? Huh, is THAT IT? Well NO ONE IS QUITTING THIS THREAD!

*goes back to eating SPAM out of a can*
Keruvalia
17-02-2006, 05:20
Threads are locked after a certain amount of posts. So .. sorry ... unobtainable goal. Try making a thread that lasts the maximum amount of posts where nothing about politics, religion, penis size, chuck norris, Fass, neocons, zionist conspiracies, or alien abductions gets mentioned .... now *that* would be an NS first.
Peechland
17-02-2006, 05:21
Oh, crap, I forgot all about that. Ah well, I give up.

oh goodie! i can put this in the Has anyone changed your mind thread!
Utracia
17-02-2006, 05:23
and as a response to the "What makes a thread last" thread

Wow, have I inspired someone? :eek:
Harlesburg
17-02-2006, 05:24
Sometimes you guys make want to get a handjob from a Coconut Crab.:(
Dubya 1000
17-02-2006, 05:25
Threads are locked after a certain amount of posts. So .. sorry ... unobtainable goal. Try making a thread that lasts the maximum amount of posts where nothing about politics, religion, penis size, chuck norris, Fass, neocons, zionist conspiracies, or alien abductions gets mentioned .... now *that* would be an NS first.

But Paradise Beach Club 9 has at least three of the above in the first sentence!

Speaking of which, what exactly is it about? I never bothered to read beyond the first page.
Stone Bridges
17-02-2006, 05:26
Sometimes you guys make want to get a handjob from a Coconut Crab.:(

What is it with people who wants to have sex with animals?
Peechland
17-02-2006, 05:28
But Paradise Beach Club 9 has at least three of the above in the first sentence!

Speaking of which, what exactly is it about? I never bothered to read beyond the first page.

Yeah, I saw Fris say that they 86'd that rule. I forget what the number limit used to be. Ah reminds me of the Kazoo days.
Harlesburg
17-02-2006, 05:48
What is it with people who wants to have sex with animals?
Coconut grabs pincers are very powerful hence
*snip*
Straughn
17-02-2006, 05:48
What is it with people who wants to have sex with animals?
Some are still fresh from reading the thread about the guy who maybe shouldn't be required to register as a sex offender .... Baaaaaaad man or something to that effect.
Straughn
17-02-2006, 05:50
Threads are locked after a certain amount of posts. So .. sorry ... unobtainable goal. Try making a thread that lasts the maximum amount of posts where nothing about politics, religion, penis size, chuck norris, Fass, neocons, zionist conspiracies, or alien abductions gets mentioned .... now *that* would be an NS first.
What would Oxwana's thread qualify as, then? :D
Stone Bridges
17-02-2006, 05:50
Some are still fresh from reading the thread about the guy who maybe shouldn't be required to register as a sex offender .... Baaaaaaad man or something to that effect.

So they're horny? .
Straughn
17-02-2006, 05:53
So they're horny? .
It's more like .... sexuality is the Plasma Spring that is the common netnerd's watering hole. *nods*
It doesn't matter how many times you get it or not, but for some reason, you're like flies to a sweet, sweet honeypot.
And yes you can drown.

...hmmm i'm not sure i made my point quite right, but oh well, no turning back.
The UN abassadorship
17-02-2006, 07:05
Just to be extremely obnoxious, and as a response to the "What makes a thread last" thread I will create the longest thread in the history of nationstates. That's right folks, this one will be bigger than the "I love america" thread, the "Chuck Norris" thread, and...well, you get the point. Come and join the party!
Thank you for mentioning my thread, I feel special.
Lashie
17-02-2006, 08:34
Just to be extremely obnoxious, and as a response to the "What makes a thread last" thread I will create the longest thread in the history of nationstates. That's right folks, this one will be bigger than the "I love america" thread, the "Chuck Norris" thread, and...well, you get the point. Come and join the party!

Oh... you plan to get over 100 pages...:D

Isn't there some locking limit thing now?
Stone Bridges
17-02-2006, 08:54
Oh... you plan to get over 100 pages...:D

Isn't there some locking limit thing now?

Yea, that's already been discussed.
Harlesburg
17-02-2006, 10:22
Oh... you plan to get over 100 pages...:D

Isn't there some locking limit thing now?
What do you mean now?
It was like that for ages.
*shifty*
Monkeypimp
17-02-2006, 11:44
I'm amazed it's got this far.
Murderous maniacs
17-02-2006, 11:56
I'm amazed it's got this far.
and knowing the people on these forums, it should go further
Palaios
17-02-2006, 12:08
Is there no other point to this thread then apart from being of no use at all?? :D
Mariehamn
17-02-2006, 12:15
Sooner or later this currently worthless thread be a quote mine.
I estimate in about one-hundred million to two-hundred million standard years.
Murderous maniacs
17-02-2006, 12:16
Is there no other point to this thread then apart from being of no use at all?? :D
no. none at all. even being of no use wasn't a point to this thread
I Love Oranges
17-02-2006, 12:24
Sooner or later this currently worthless thread be a quote mine.
I estimate in about one-hundred million to two-hundred million standard years.

ha ha!
you puny mortals won't be around to see it
but ISLO will!!!
Harlesburg
17-02-2006, 12:25
ha ha!
you puny mortals won't be around to see it
but ISLO will!!!
How is stuff?
Mariehamn
17-02-2006, 12:26
you puny mortals won't be around to see it
but ISLO will!!!
Jealously swells up within me for ISLO.
Bodinia
17-02-2006, 12:27
Big prizes for the last three to post before the thread gets locked!
(olympic style)
I Love Oranges
17-02-2006, 12:27
How is stuff?

erm...
its okk, how come you ain't been in PB recently?
I Love Oranges
17-02-2006, 12:27
Jealously swells up within me for ISLO.

i'm ISLO...
Murderous maniacs
17-02-2006, 12:28
Jealously swells up within me for ISLO.
<decides against jealousy and arms his thermonuclear weaponry>
now where is this ISLO? GPS coordinates please. :D
Murderous maniacs
17-02-2006, 12:29
i'm ISLO...
goodbye ireland :p
I Love Oranges
17-02-2006, 12:30
goodbye ireland :p

god dammit
this is the third time this week
*quickly moves to France*
Kazcaper
17-02-2006, 12:31
The longest thread seems to be Paradise Beach Club 9 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=462248), with 6,971 replies. Followed by the eighth and fifth incarnations of the same thread. Something tells me you'll be hard pressed to beat that!
Murderous maniacs
17-02-2006, 12:33
god dammit
this is the third time this week
*quickly moves to France*
yay, a reason to destroy france. methinks i'ts time i invest in an australian wine company, since french wine will be undrinkable after what i do to france :D
Murderous maniacs
17-02-2006, 12:35
The longest thread seems to be Paradise Beach Club 9 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=462248), with 6,971 replies. Followed by the eighth and fifth incarnations of the same thread. Something tells me you'll be hard pressed to beat that!
OMGWTFBBQ!?!? someone who took this thread seriously :eek:
I Love Oranges
17-02-2006, 12:36
yay, a reason to destroy france. methinks i'ts time i invest in an australian wine company, since french wine will be undrinkable after what i do to france :D

hehe
*sneaks back to Ireland*
now he'll destroy France and i'll get off scot free :D
Murderous maniacs
17-02-2006, 12:38
hehe
*sneaks back to Ireland*
now he'll destroy France and i'll get off scot free :D
actually, i was planning on destroying both of them, just to be sure. i can lose two WMDs and still be feared, considering who i am :D
I Love Oranges
17-02-2006, 12:40
actually, i was planning on destroying both of them, just to be sure. i can lose two WMDs and still be feared, considering who i am :D

*goes and steals the WMDs*
i can do that cos i am teh ISLO!!! :D
Mighty Lord Skeletor
17-02-2006, 12:41
+1
Kazcaper
17-02-2006, 12:41
OMGWTFBBQ!?!? someone who took this thread seriously :eek:I take everything seriously. Well, except things that should be taken seriously, such as leaving this forum right now to do university work...
Murderous maniacs
17-02-2006, 12:42
*goes and steals the WMDs*
i can do that cos i am teh ISLO!!! :D
yeah, but they have remote detonation capabilities. <pushes the little red button> :D
Cloranche
17-02-2006, 12:43
Dost thou ever wonder how many of those at Nationstates have read jennifer Government? Myself, I'm not done yet.
Harlesburg
17-02-2006, 12:44
erm...
its okk, how come you ain't been in PB recently?
Teh Internet broke last Thursday/Friday(9th/10th) and it's been fixed since Thursday or maybe Wednesday of this week but i haven't given myself the time to get on there or here really...

Why have i been missed.:rolleyes:

Maybe tomorrow or the day after...
Avrio Methavrio
Murderous maniacs
17-02-2006, 12:44
I take everything seriously. Well, except things that should be taken seriously, such as leaving this forum right now to do university work...
if you did take university work seriously, i'd have to bludgeon you to death with a fish :D
I Love Oranges
17-02-2006, 12:46
yeah, but they have remote detonation capabilities. <pushes the little red button> :D

good thing i hid them in your bedroom so :p
Murderous maniacs
17-02-2006, 12:46
Dost thou ever wonder how many of those at Nationstates have read jennifer Government? Myself, I'm not done yet.
i don't wonder, mostly because i know that most people are far too lazy to. especially me
Cloranche
17-02-2006, 12:47
Another day, another reply. Ho hum.
Murderous maniacs
17-02-2006, 12:47
good thing i hid them in your bedroom so :p
good thing that i don't have my pc in my bedroom, it's in my underground lair.
I Love Oranges
17-02-2006, 12:48
Teh Internet broke last Thursday/Friday(9th/10th) and it's been fixed since Thursday or maybe Wednesday of this week but i haven't given myself the time to get on there or here really...

Why have i been missed.:rolleyes:

Maybe tomorrow or the day after...
Avrio Methavrio

hehe, missed by them, thats not really possible for you Hooch.

still though, i need a n00b to make fun of :p

oh and someone adopted you, i think it was Sparren
Cloranche
17-02-2006, 12:48
I'm going to sing the happy song!

Smile, smile, smile, I'm so happy smiling
Everybody smile now
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, I'm so happy bouncing
Everybody bounce now
Murderous maniacs
17-02-2006, 12:48
Another day, another reply. Ho hum.
don't make me flood the ankh, thus destroying ankh-morpork. again.
I Love Oranges
17-02-2006, 12:49
good thing that i don't have my pc in my bedroom, it's in my underground lair.

does it matter?
you just blew up your bedroom

*dancing banana*
Enrosol
17-02-2006, 12:49
It's really windy outside......

Canada beat Germany's ass in hockey yesterday!:D
Katganistan
17-02-2006, 12:49
Just to be extremely obnoxious, and as a response to the "What makes a thread last" thread I will create the longest thread in the history of nationstates. That's right folks, this one will be bigger than the "I love america" thread, the "Chuck Norris" thread, and...well, you get the point. Come and join the party!

No you won't. That's spam.