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So how do you pronounce "pwned"?

Hobbesianland
17-02-2006, 01:43
So I'm completely out of touch. People are spelling words with numbers and strange characters. That's cool. But how do you pronounce it? I've seen pwned, which I understand to be, well, I understand what it means but can't really explain it. But how do you pronounced pwned? Is it like PWEND? Or some POING sound?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
17-02-2006, 01:47
It is pronounced "IhaveabombIhaveabombAllahAckbar!", try screaming it aloud next time you are in an airport (even better if you are on a plane), as Air Marshall's just love such whimsical references.
Terrorist Cakes
17-02-2006, 01:47
Others pronounce it like "poned." Ryhmes with stoned. But I think it would sound better as "pawned."
Rejistania
17-02-2006, 01:47
'owned' or 'powned'
Pure Metal
17-02-2006, 01:48
its "owned" but with a "p" instead of an "o"
so you should say 'owned'... but i still say 'powned' in my head just... because :P
Europa Maxima
17-02-2006, 01:49
Pawned.
Gravlen
17-02-2006, 01:50
*Fnord*
Straughn
17-02-2006, 01:50
'owned' or 'powned'
I think it's pronounced, "Green-land-er", in a political setting, and
"Bru-a-wrong" if it's in a religious setting.
*nods*
Straughn
17-02-2006, 01:51
*Fnord*
Narf!
Dinaverg
17-02-2006, 01:53
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwned

Personally I like "pawn" but "poon" sounds funnier.
Soheran
17-02-2006, 01:54
As if the "w" were really an Ancient Greek omega.
Undelia
17-02-2006, 01:55
It is meant to be pronounced "owned," but it is always spelled PWND.
"Pawned," is sometimes acceptable as is "poned." However, I have come across ignorant bufoons that think the term is pronounced "pooned," which is something entirely different.
OntheRIGHTside
17-02-2006, 01:55
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Why'd you post two asertisks?





And you can pronounce it however you want.
Straughn
17-02-2006, 01:58
Why'd you post two asertisks?

Yeah, pronouncing only one asterisk sound suffices ... two consecutive asterisks tends to gum up the works, as the german B sound for "ss" but if you used b you'd ... oh never mind.
Gravlen
17-02-2006, 02:02
What? I haven't posted anything in this thread. I don't know what you're talking about? :confused:
Devlyn
17-02-2006, 02:03
Very strangely. ;)
OntheRIGHTside
17-02-2006, 02:03
What? I haven't posted anything in this thread. I don't know what you're talking about? :confused:

You obviously posted two asertisks. It isn't good to spam, you know.
Straughn
17-02-2006, 02:05
What? I haven't posted anything in this thread. I don't know what you're talking about? :confused:
That's creepy. :eek:
Not only did they know you were coming, they could hear you breathing.
Cool.
Gravlen
17-02-2006, 02:11
I'm getting a bit creeped out by you guys now!
*puts on spam-free tinfoil helmet*
Gaizen
17-02-2006, 02:14
It is pronounced "pone". As for the wierd spellings like "5uxx0rz" or "73h" ore "pwnz3r", they are all part of a way to spell things amongst the hardcore gaming community. It is called "1337 5p33k" a.k.a, leet speak. It's short for elite. I have some good knowledge of this.

Oh, and "pwn" means "own". Just thought I'd add that.
New Genoa
17-02-2006, 02:25
It's pronounced poned.
Peechland
17-02-2006, 02:28
People who say pwned make me feel supra old.
CthulhuFhtagn
17-02-2006, 02:43
Pwned is pronounced "I AHM AHN ih-DEE-uht AHND I AHM WERTH-liss".
Shotagon
17-02-2006, 02:54
I always pronounced it phonetically, i.e, "pawned." You can associate that with chess too - the utter humiliation of getting your queen taken by a pawn or something like that. Besides, 'poned' sounds stupid. :p
Exomnia
17-02-2006, 03:05
What is this pwned, n00b?
Swilatia
17-02-2006, 03:06
i pronounced it owned. why? because pwned is originally just a misspeling of owned. Sometimes I pronownece it Pwinned in my head though...
Super-power
17-02-2006, 03:07
It is pronounced "IhaveabombIhaveabombAllahAckbar!", try screaming it aloud next time you are in an airport (even better if you are on a plane), as Air Marshall's just love such whimsical references.
Quote in sig-worthy
Nueva Communist Russia
17-02-2006, 03:29
dude. you pronounce it 'owned'.
Negoogunogumbar
17-02-2006, 03:30
I pronounce it "pawned", like the chess piece. I hear people pronounce it like "poned" as in stoned, and "pwined" as in wind, but both of those sound stupid. :p
Exomnia
17-02-2006, 03:32
It is pronounced "IhaveabombIhaveabombAllahAckbar!", try screaming it aloud next time you are in an airport (even better if you are on a plane), as Air Marshall's just love such whimsical references.
I tried that once, they shot me with a gun (http://www.engadget.com/2006/02/15/tasers-electrifying-new-xrep-shotgun-fired-projectile/), at point blank. It kinda hurt.
Dinaverg
17-02-2006, 03:52
i pronounced it owned. why? because pwned is originally just a misspeling of owned. Sometimes I pronownece it Pwinned in my head though...

So? It's used delebrately, it's as much of word on the internet as owned is. If everytime it has ever been used is actually a typo, maybe that makes sense.