Who'll be the next super-power?
Neo Kervoskia
17-02-2006, 01:05
I think it'll be Iceland. They've been to quiet these days, they're planning something big. You'll see. Soon all of Canada and Scandinavia will be under the shadow of the Icelandic Empire.
Newtsburg
17-02-2006, 01:07
The Swedes shall rule them all!
Europa Maxima
17-02-2006, 01:07
Nay, I say Monaco. I still agree with the poster who stated they would annex France (France would simply surrender :p) and then take over Europe.
Terrorist Cakes
17-02-2006, 01:08
Haven't you been watching the news? It's China.
In the future it will be India. The millions of young men unable to find work or wives will create an army and conquer the middle east, siezing control of the world's oil supplies.
Drunk commies deleted
17-02-2006, 01:08
Indiana. Or maybe India. My Ouija board is acting up.
I think it'll be Iceland. They've been to quiet these days, they're planning something big. You'll see. Soon all of Canada and Scandinavia will be under the shadow of the Icelandic Empire.
I declaire that total BS.
If Icelandic soldiers landed on Canadian soil, we would get them too drunk and stoned for them to continue the invasion. We shall destroy them with hospitality.
Laissez Passer
17-02-2006, 01:12
antarctica!
Deep Kimchi
17-02-2006, 01:13
Switzerland
Europa Maxima
17-02-2006, 01:13
Haven't you been watching the news? It's China.
In the future it will be India. The millions of young men unable to find work or wives will create an army and conquer the middle east, siezing control of the world's oil supplies.
By which time oil will be obsolete -_-
Laissez Passer
17-02-2006, 01:13
Switzerland
no way that will happen
Neo Kervoskia
17-02-2006, 01:13
I declaire that total BS.
If Icelandic soldiers landed on Canadian soil, we would get them too drunk and stoned for them to continue the invasion. We shall destroy them with hospitality.
You can kill their human soldiers quite easily, but how will you defeat their army of 200 feet high, titanium, robot super-soldiers? They number 10,000 strong and run solely on hasmter urine.
Terrorist Cakes
17-02-2006, 01:13
antarctica!
Who will take over the world: the penguins or the extremely lonely scientists?
Ladamesansmerci
17-02-2006, 01:14
antarctica!
Yes, the penguins will work with the polar bears to take over the world!
Laissez Passer
17-02-2006, 01:14
Who will take over the world: the penguins or the extremely lonely scientists?
both, they are a team.
The Holy See! You'll all see!
Europa Maxima
17-02-2006, 01:15
Who will take over the world: the penguins or the extremely lonely scientists?
Penguins are vicious :eek: Don't put them down. The lonely scientists will raise an army of them and conquer all.
Dragon Territories
17-02-2006, 01:17
No the scientist will breed an army of adorable kitties that will use their beady little eyes to conquer all with not a shot fired!....meow!
Drunk commies deleted
17-02-2006, 01:17
Yes, the penguins will work with the polar bears to take over the world!
Won't work. The Penguins are from the South pole. The Bears from the North. An entire Bi-polar army would just be a mess from a discipline standpoint. Half of them are running buck wild not following orders, the other half are too depressed to even get out of bed.
Drunk commies deleted
17-02-2006, 01:18
No the scientist will breed an army of adorable kitties that will use their beady little eyes to conquer all with not a shot fired!....meow!
I've got a solution. We all just masturbate until the kitten army is destroyed. As we all know, everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten.
Laissez Passer
17-02-2006, 01:18
No the scientist will breed an army of adorable kitties that will use their beady little eyes to conquer all with not a shot fired!....meow!
i like that idea... except with millions of grasshoppers instead.
Ladamesansmerci
17-02-2006, 01:21
Won't work. The Penguins are from the South pole. The Bears from the North. An entire Bi-polar army would just be a mess from a discipline standpoint. Half of them are running buck wild not following orders, the other half are too depressed to even get out of bed.
Penguins are vicious enough to control the polar bears. They will use the polar bears' size and strength to take over the world. Then, they would kill all the polar bears with the nukes stocked up in the US, thus destryoing the entire northern hemisphere. And finally, they will go back to antartica knowing that everybody else is dead and they won't have to be sun-burned anymore.
Newtsburg
17-02-2006, 01:22
I've got a solution. We all just masturbate until the kitten army is destroyed. As we all know, everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten.
What if I don't beleive in God....or kittens?
Drunk commies deleted
17-02-2006, 01:23
What if I don't beleive in God....or kittens?
Masturbate anyway. It couldn't hurt. Unless you do it too much and get sore. Then it's bound to hurt.
You can kill their human soldiers quite easily, but how will you defeat their army of 200 feet high, titanium, robot super-soldiers? They number 10,000 strong and run solely on hasmter urine.
Yes, but the machines are unable to refuel themselves. They require humans to refill them. The standard 200 feet high, titanium, robot super-soldier can only carry enough fuel with it to move 200 km, barely able to conquor all of Labrador. It should be noted that the only thing to conquor in Labrador area series of rock formations. Once the 200 feet high, titanium, robot super-soldiersrun out of hampster urine, Canadian victory will be assured
(remember, the refilling teams will be too drunk and stoned to complete their task). Now if Iceland developed an economic 200 feet high, titanium, robot super-soldier, Canada will surely be screwed. Russia will then fall forcompletely unrelated reason. *shifty-eyes*
Who'll be the next super-power? Norway. I learned today that they're the new France already, so they're well on their way. :p
Who will take over the world: the penguins or the extremely lonely scientists?
Penguins. Right after they defeat the coalition of sheep and koala bears currently forming in the heartlands of Australia :eek:
Intracircumcordei
17-02-2006, 01:34
At this rate it will be gnomes from the planet Xenthu
My spoil sport answer will be (maybe just maybe the EU) but it would be 20 or 30 years before that could maybe happen. The US and to be the North American Union and maybe just maybe a union of the Americas (maybe with ATO changing over sorta doubtful.. looser alliance than the EU) India and China both Potentially have resource issues. EU definately has resource issues, Russia doesn't have a large enough population. The Big 5 or Big 3 etc.. if they forged a union (be strange case Russia China and a few of the old asia Soviet states.. they might be able to rival the US but it doesn't seem overly likely EU and America are the only two groups that seem (offensive) capable. It will take Europe is allot closer to Russia and China as well sorta.
Really though it is largely global economy US is becoming more dependant on foreign imports so it cannot sustain itself if there was a global backlash or boycott, the US doesn't have the manpower to run the economic system on their own without support but chances are there will be tons of traitors in so saying the net superpower will be ME!!!!! whahahahahahahaah. It is all spiritual econimic sociomilitant BS. no one is a power without the person with conciousness support. I live therefor no one is a power without my support.
Bastard_Squad II
17-02-2006, 01:47
Japan!! And this time they'll succeed!!
They have giant mechs and the mechs can fly! FLY I say!
The mechs will be armed with all the high tech laser weaponry but also a melee weapon in the form of a Samurai Sword! The Samurai Sword will of course be automatically sharpened because it will be made of nanobots, or at least the edge. The nanobots will protect the sharp edge from bluntness and also make the sword glow with power and be exploserously laserous!!!11!111one!!
The mechs will of course be overly dramatic and that is why there will be a seemingly endless supply of them. Also their presence on the battlefield will cue sporadic, needless and overly dramtic explosions, the source of which cannot be known.
Ha ha!
Invidentias
17-02-2006, 01:51
Haven't you been watching the news? It's China.
In the future it will be India. The millions of young men unable to find work or wives will create an army and conquer the middle east, siezing control of the world's oil supplies.
While china seems like the easy answer, I see far too many obsticales in its path, that would either dramatically delay that advent, or prevent it in our life times all together. The most relavent one for now, would be the possibly crippling deflation which looms over their economy. This would easily leave them where Japan has been for the past decade, or worse.
I would put India as a world power above China, but only tentativly. In reality, I think its most likely the world will lose the US as a superpower before one rises to challenge us, or surplant us.
The South Islands
17-02-2006, 01:54
Mongolia will rise again!
Mongolia will rise again!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Gargantua City State
17-02-2006, 02:09
So, Iceland, Antarctica, and Monaco, hmm?
I think you're forgetting one extremely important player in this new axis of evil...
Luxembourg.
Think about it.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
17-02-2006, 02:12
Mongolia will rise again!
T3h Fiddles: All hail the Khan!
The People: HAIL! (http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html)
T3h Fiddles: No, wrong goddamn Khan.
The People: Oh, you mean: KHHHHHAAAAAANNNN! (http://www.doctorpundit.com/images/uploads/khan.jpg)
T3h Fiddles: Jesus, you people suck at this shit.
New Genoa
17-02-2006, 02:15
Who will take over the world: the penguins or the extremely lonely scientists?
I remember when I had to explain to the SS Anatarctica that it was my first day.
I said, "Quack quack quack"
Laissez Passer
17-02-2006, 02:53
I remember when I had to explain to the SS Anatarctica that it was my first day.
I said, "Quack quack quack"
penguins dont quack! whats wrong with you?
that reminds me of a simpsons episode