NationStates Jolt Archive

I read a "ask Jeeves" -sort of column in a newspaper, with this interesting question:

"What is the training for a striptease dancer?"

I'd like to see similar questions and answers. Personally, I'm interested in how to get a career on manufacture of nuclear weapons.

Well, atleast you need to study a lot. About physics and such, propably in some good university. And then you need to live in somehwere those n00krz are needed atm. I think North Korea and Iran would appreciate your services, and be willing to pay well. Paras ois tietty jos kyhäisit sen Suomelle, mutta tokko moinen mahtuu meikäläiseen budjettiin :P

I read a "ask Jeeves" -sort of column in a newspaper, with this interesting question:

"What is the training for a striptease dancer?"

I'd like to see similar questions and answers. Personally, I'm interested in how to get a career on manufacture of nuclear weapons.

Here in Vegas, we have a fine graduate program for strippers. Recommended post-secondary training for applicants includes a strong background in hustling, scamming, insincere laughter, and cleavage in the 95th percentile.

Preference is given to those candidates whose c-section scars can be easily easily concealed with makeup.

Foreign candidates require a TOEFL score of 400 and transcripts from whatever smokey dive you worked at overseas.

A friend of mine is a stripper. She reckons having breasts and a vagina will do the trick. :p

How much does it cost to get a book published?