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When there are people who will steal prosthetic limbs, I can't help but wonder if humanity ought to be saved. :(

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When there are people who will steal prosthetic limbs, I can't help but wonder if humanity ought to be saved. :(
Some guys are so desperate, they will do anything to get a Woody... :eek:

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When there are people who will steal prosthetic limbs, I can't help but wonder if humanity ought to be saved. :(

Perhaps, but by who? The giant mannequins of prosthetia 6 won't save us now!

You've still been wondering if we should be saved or not?

When there are people who will steal prosthetic limbs, I can't help but wonder if humanity ought to be saved. :(
Come on, LG, you're telling me that you have never seen someone with a prosthetic leg and fantasized about pinching it and then riding a motorcycle through the city, smashing people with the leg as you pass?

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When there are people who will steal prosthetic limbs, I can't help but wonder if humanity ought to be saved. :(

Unfortunately, "not-being-arseholes" isn't necessary for survival.

That is just wrong, if you are going to steal, steal food or money for stuff you need not someones vital parts. :( :( :(

Come on, LG, you're telling me that you have never seen someone with a prosthetic leg and fantasized about pinching it and then riding a motorcycle through the city, smashing people with the leg as you pass?

Yes, but it's my own leg. :p

Yes, but it's my own leg. :p
Not nearly as much fun, you need both regular legs and a prosthesis to maximize chaos. Example:
"He's got a leg!"
"Well, I'd assume he has two."
"No, he has an extra le-"
*bashing sound*
"EEaarrfuk!"
"What?"
"He got me nose!"
"He's got a leg and a nose? Oh the Humanity!"
"No, he smashed my nose. I think it's broken."
And, etc.

Not nearly as much fun, you need both regular legs and a prosthesis to maximize chaos. Example:
"He's got a leg!"
"Well, I'd assume he has two."
"No, he has an extra le-"
*bashing sound*
"EEaarrfuk!"
"What?"
"He got me nose!"
"He's got a leg and a nose? Oh the Humanity!"
"No, he smashed my nose. I think it's broken."
And, etc.

"He smacked me in the head with his third leg!"

"AHHH Hahahahaha!!!"

Yeah, I see your point. :)

Ah. I thought this thread would be about removing the limbs on thieves. Presumably as punishment.

Ah. I thought this thread would be about removing the limbs on thieves. Presumably as punishment.

Maybe someday....For now, we think of the prosthetic induced chaos.

Not nearly as much fun, you need both regular legs and a prosthesis to maximize chaos. Example:
"He's got a leg!"
"Well, I'd assume he has two."
"No, he has an extra le-"
*bashing sound*
"EEaarrfuk!"
"What?"
"He got me nose!"
"He's got a leg and a nose? Oh the Humanity!"
"No, he smashed my nose. I think it's broken."
And, etc.
ROFL.........and then I had to explain to the person on the phone what was so funny......:D she now thinks I am crazy.

ROFL.........and then I had to explain to the person on the phone what was so funny......:D she now thinks I am crazy.
When you get to the Happy Home, tell Krazy Karl Karver that I said "Hey!" You'll know Triple K, because he's the black guy that tries to rip his face off whenever he gets his hands out of his manacles.

will do. Oh, he isn't dangerous or anything is he?

will do. Oh, he isn't dangerous or anything is he?
Only to himself, and anyone else within a 2,000 yard radius.
But he hardly ever slips his bonds, so you should be fine most nights.

good to know *trys to remember where she left her yard stick*

Wasn't there a Sopranos episode where something like this happened?