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What would you do if you were invisible?

Invisible as in 100% of the time or invisible as in at will? If it's not reversible or controllable, I'd probably kill myself.

Develop vitamin D deficiency most likely.

masturbate

Walk around causing general mischief in order to placate Loki.

go to the women changing rooms


( i am male so if that makes it any clearer)

go to the women changing rooms


( i am male so if that makes it any clearer)
So you're interested in women's fashions?

So you're interested in women's fashions?
ZING!

If we're talking like, Sue Storm invisibility here, the first thing I would do is go to the coffee house and fuck with my friends in the back. I can't think of anything I'd rather do with my invisible time, actually.

I'd probably act like an incompetent jack-ass, because that it is all anyone seems to be capable of when they become invisible.
"OK, Dave, you are now a mega-secret-Invisible agent. You need to sneak up on that Nazi while he eats dinner and steal some files."
And then do you know what Dave spends the next 10 minutes doing? If you guessed "staying out of sight" or "his goddamn job", you're wrong. He does everything in his power to get caught, including picking food off the table and stealing champagne glasses. We were not amused at all . . .

steal stuff. lots of stuff.

masturbate


I'm proud of you. I went to this thread for the sole purpose of seeing how long it took for someone to say that. You done us proud.


But I'll stay to answer. I'd sneak around and make everyone miserable with pranks and mud and glue and tape. Then I'd feel slightly guilty. Then I'd pull the PMs pants down whilst he made a speech, then I'd do the same to the pope. But not George Bush. Waste of time.

Booo! These are some of the most UNCREATIVE things ever...

What about causing general mayhem? Making gods happy? You know... making Loki happy?

Get on a plane going to crete, maybe even a few times a month :D

Booo! These are some of the most UNCREATIVE things ever...

What about causing general mayhem? Making gods happy? You know... making Loki happy?
Every time you make Loki happy Thor hammers a kitten.

Then I'd pull the PMs pants down whilst he made a speech, then I'd do the same to the pope. But not George Bush. Waste of time.

True, I believe he wears a belt...

Get on a plane going to crete, maybe even a few times a month :D
mmm i like this idea :)


i also think surprising my gf while she's at school would be a fun idea... nobody would know whats going on under the table *cough* :eek: ;)

Every time you make Loki happy Thor hammers a kitten.
But you'd still be making Loki happy.

Booo! These are some of the most UNCREATIVE things ever...
At least mine is realistic.
What about causing general mayhem? Making gods happy? You know... making Loki happy?
If I've become invisible for no apparent reason, and can do whatever I want, the gods must already be pretty damned pleased with me. Anyway, invisibility is a pretty bum power. Anything useful (steal, shoot people, throw rocks, build forgotten temples to the dark guards, set people on fire) one can do requires you to carry something at some point, at which point you're no longer invisible, and so you still have to sneak around.

i also think surprising my gf while she's at school would be a fun idea... nobody would know whats going on under the table *cough* :eek: ;)

And why would they? Who would suspect that below the table there's an invisible man doing his girlfriends homework?

Wait, why would you need to be under the table? Oh--- I get it, because the floating notebooks would be a giveaway. Nice job.

What would you do if you were invisible?

Be blind.

And why would they? Who would suspect that below the table there's an invisible man doing his girlfriends homework?

Wait, why would you need to be under the table? Oh--- I get it, because the floating notebooks would be a giveaway. Nice job.
you should hear her squeal when i do her homework right... i should get out my penicl at some point too... think her grades might slip a bit...


ah, so many innuendos...

you should hear her squeal when i do her homework right... i should get out my penicl at some point too... think her grades might slip a bit...


ah, so many innuendos...
Damn you Huw!
How am I supposed to work, sitting at a table, when you're putting all these ideas in my head?! :P

Be blind.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

Mass



Floggings.

freak out my kids, bother my dog, have my husband start a career as a magician and help him do really cool tricks to make a lot of money...........;)

Damn you Huw!
How am I supposed to work, sitting at a table, when you're putting all these ideas in my head?! :P
mwuhahahaha! :D :p

*wishes he was there right now... maybe not invisible though :P*

Beat the shit out of Clay Aiken, then sneak aboard Wonder Woman's plane and tie her up with that lasso of hers.

ooooh, invisibility. I've thougght about it a lot.
First I'd use it for the good cause, you know; annoying cops, searching for top-secrets from politicians and capitalists.

Then I would get bored and go spy on naked girls probably:p

As someone already said, be unable to see.

Because, if you are invisible, the light is passing through/around your eye instead of hitting that. The only fictional invisibility I've seen where that's even mentioned is Ultimate Fantastic Four, which only mentioned it to point out the fact that it shouldn't be possible.

Become the best damn blind/invisible assasain/spy the world has ever unseen.

Well, let's look at this logically.

I'm assuming that I'm invisible 100% of the time and it's just me and not my clothes.

So the first thing I'd do is move to a warmer climate. If I'm going to spend a considerable amount of my time running around naked, I'm going to want to live somewhere warm.

Second, I will have to make sure to bathe regularly. Fortunately, they make clear deodorants now so I won't stink or have floating patches of white following me around.

Finally, I will have to develop a routine. Most of my say will be spent at local malls depantsing unsuspecting people, stealing milkshakes and throwing them at mall security and just genrally making a nuisance out of myself. However, I will also save enough time for more civic-minded activities like sneaking into government facilities and urinating on important files. :)

Well, let's look at this logically.

I'm assuming that I'm invisible 100% of the time and it's just me and not my clothes.

So the first thing I'd do is move to a warmer climate. If I'm going to spend a considerable amount of my time running around naked, I'm going to want to live somewhere warm.



I read an article once where a lady made clothes on a loom out of cat hair that her pets had shed. One would assume that if you were invisible your hair would be also, so you could make your own clothes could you not?

I read an article once where a lady made clothes on a loom out of cat hair that her pets had shed. One would assume that if you were invisible your hair would be also, so you could make your own clothes could you not?

Eventually. I'd probably make a pair of mocassins first. *nod*

As someone already said, be unable to see.

Because, if you are invisible, the light is passing through/around your eye instead of hitting that. The only fictional invisibility I've seen where that's even mentioned is Ultimate Fantastic Four, which only mentioned it to point out the fact that it shouldn't be possible.

ah... but in fantastic 4, true invisibility is not at hand. rather, sue is able to bend light around a force-field, letting enough to hit her eyes.

masturbate

Ditto.

On people, no less.

Ditto.

On people, no less.
so that's what "pigeon shit" is..... ewww :eek:

Well, let's look at this logically.

I'm assuming that I'm invisible 100% of the time and it's just me and not my clothes.

So the first thing I'd do is move to a warmer climate. If I'm going to spend a considerable amount of my time running around naked, I'm going to want to live somewhere warm.

Second, I will have to make sure to bathe regularly. Fortunately, they make clear deodorants now so I won't stink or have floating patches of white following me around.

Finally, I will have to develop a routine. Most of my say will be spent at local malls depantsing unsuspecting people, stealing milkshakes and throwing them at mall security and just genrally making a nuisance out of myself. However, I will also save enough time for more civic-minded activities like sneaking into government facilities and urinating on important files. :)

Youve been planning for this all your life havent you?

I would use the ability to fly very wisely.

I would put horrible porn on the computers of my enimies and make sure their parents and family saw it!!! BWAA HAA HAA

Cheat
Blackmail
Assassinate
Sabotage

Bascially anything that will help me get power.

Why masturbate when you can have sex with girls who think it's insanely great that some invisible guy would spend his time with them, and nobody will know how ugly you really are?

Youve been planning for this all your life havent you?

Does it show? :D

I'd find a mirror and start eating in front of it.