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Man coughs up nail stuck in his neck for 35 years.

Minoriteeburg
16-02-2006, 20:10
Man Coughs Up Nail 35 Years After Accident
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In 1970, a bizarre gardening accident embedded a small nail deep inside Guy "Bud" Hart's body.

More than 35 years later, the nail made an unexpected return, much to Hart's surprise.

The Placerville man was stunned earlier this month when a coughing fit expelled the inch-long sliver of metal, completing its decades-long trek inside the 84-year-old's body.

"I didn't think something like that could happen," Hart said.

The story of Hart and his unexpected passenger began in Minnesota back in 1970. While mowing grass one day, Hart felt a slight pain in his throat and saw a small trickle of blood.

"It was like a bee sting," Hart said. "But I didn't think much of it."

Hart wasn't overly alarmed, but just hours later, the discomfort began.

"The next day, when I coughed, it was like I had a hot knife in there, cutting me," Hart said.

His family rushing him to the hospital with a 105-degree temperature. There, doctors found the culprit, a small nail that had dropped down inside Hart's body cavity and nestled inside his ribcage.

Doses of penicillin helped Hart heal, but since removing the metal would require major surgery and doctors suspected the nail would seal itself off in Hart's body, the foreign object was forgotten for years.

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it," Hart said.

Years later, the nail turned up again on a doctor's x-ray, but again, the unobtrusive item was left alone.

Then, three weeks ago, an internal camera captured an image of the nail during a routine doctor's office visit. But it wasn't in Hart's ribcage area as he'd always thought -- the object was actually in Hart's lung. As Hart and his doctors made plans to remove the nail once and for all, natural physiology took over.

Hart was in the bathroom, brushing his teeth last week when the 35-year partnership finally came to an end.

"I'd been having this tickle in my throat," Hart said. "Pretty soon, I started coughing. And it plopped right out."

Since the pair were separated, Hart's been feeling fine and doctors have no reason to think the nail had any lasting impact on his health.

Hart keeps the nail in a small plastic bag but doesn't have any long-term plans about what to do with the strange artifact.

"Sell it to the Smithsonian Institute?" Hart laughed. "No, I never gave it much thought."


A nice little WTF story here, with at least this time a happy ending, unlike mr. pencil-penis yesterday. I think he should sell it to the Smithsonian, because hell I would.
Minoriteeburg
16-02-2006, 20:13
http://www.news10.net/storyfull2.aspx?storyid=15971

link to story
Drunk commies deleted
16-02-2006, 20:14
The Mutter Museum has a pretty impressive collection of foreign objects removed from people's bodies. They might be interested.
Minoriteeburg
16-02-2006, 20:15
The Mutter Museum has a pretty impressive collection of foreign objects removed from people's bodies. They might be interested.


I've been to the Mutter Museum, theres lots of fun stuff there. The babies in the jars are a tad disturbing though.
Szanth
16-02-2006, 20:21
I've been to the Mutter Museum, theres lots of fun stuff there. The babies in the jars are a tad disturbing though.

What's even more disturbing is the thought of someone coughing up a baby in a jar. =P
Pure Metal
16-02-2006, 20:23
aww good for him - no surgery :)

yay for cilia!
Minoriteeburg
16-02-2006, 20:24
What's even more disturbing is the thought of someone coughing up a baby in a jar. =P


even more disturbing is if the Umbilical cord was attached to baby when you coughed it up :eek:
Kryozerkia
16-02-2006, 21:04
even more disturbing is if the Umbilical cord was attached to baby when you coughed it up :eek:
That is some very disturbing imagery.
Drunk commies deleted
16-02-2006, 21:12
I've been to the Mutter Museum, theres lots of fun stuff there. The babies in the jars are a tad disturbing though.
I don't think so. I'd like to have a fetus in a jar to decorate my place. It would be an interesting conversation piece.
Kryozerkia
16-02-2006, 21:18
I don't think so. I'd like to have a fetus in a jar to decorate my place. It would be an interesting conversation piece.
Just don't bring any pro-lifers home. :D
The Black Forrest
16-02-2006, 21:39
A buddies father is loaded with shrapnel from the war. He has enough to set off metal detectors at airports.

Pieces of it work out all the time.
Drunk commies deleted
16-02-2006, 21:43
Just don't bring any pro-lifers home. :D
Ever see the movie The Devil's Backbone? click (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0256009/) In it one of the teachers at the orphanage where the film is set has some fetuses pickled in rum. In one scene he ladles out some rum and drinks it. Creepy.
Lunatic Goofballs
16-02-2006, 22:12
Maybe the bb pellet in my knee will shoot out my nose during a sneeze one day. :)
Drunk commies deleted
16-02-2006, 22:14
Maybe the bb pellet in my knee will shoot out my nose during a sneeze one day. :)
When did you get a pellet in your knee? Were you out hunting with Cheney?
Lunatic Goofballs
16-02-2006, 22:17
When did you get a pellet in your knee? Were you out hunting with Cheney?

No. See, when I was a kid, before paintball was a viable option, We relied on bb guns for shooting eachother with as we played in the woods. Well, for safety reasons(Heh. Safety. ;) ), We were limited to the number of times we could pump our bb guns. Well, the cheating bastard shot me in the knee from about twelve feet away at full power. As far as I know, the bb is still in there. :p
Drunk commies deleted
16-02-2006, 22:21
No. See, when I was a kid, before paintball was a viable option, We relied on bb guns for shooting eachother with as we played in the woods. Well, for safety reasons(Heh. Safety. ;) ), We were limited to the number of times we could pump our bb guns. Well, the cheating bastard shot me in the knee from about twelve feet away at full power. As far as I know, the bb is still in there. :p
Oh, we just used to shoot each other with bottle rockets and roman candles. The advantage is that they don't lodge inside you. The disadvantage is the burns you sometimes get on your clothes or skin.
Lunatic Goofballs
16-02-2006, 22:32
Oh, we just used to shoot each other with bottle rockets and roman candles. The advantage is that they don't lodge inside you. The disadvantage is the burns you sometimes get on your clothes or skin.

No thanks. I get hit in the groin too much to take THAT kind of risk. :p
Kzord
16-02-2006, 22:42
The thought of having a nail inside me like that... uh... I don't know what's worse. That or the surgery required to remove it. *shudder*
Imperiux
16-02-2006, 22:43
FYI there was a woman who gave birth to 300+ pins. She's not got any benefits though.