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Which is worse?

Drunk commies deleted
15-02-2006, 23:19
Which is worse, a hunting trip with Dick Cheney or a nighttime drive with Ted Kennedy?
Stone Bridges
15-02-2006, 23:21
I would have to say nighttime drive with Ted. Ted was drunk when that happened. Cheney wasn't drunk when he shot his friend. At least Cheney apologized and took full responsibility for his action.
The Nazz
15-02-2006, 23:23
You think Kennedy still drives? I'll still take my chances with swimming over a load of birdshot to the face.

By the way, does anyone else find it curious that Whittington got sprayed that badly at 30 yards when Cheney was supposedly aiming at an airborne quail? How bad a shot is he?
Drunk commies deleted
15-02-2006, 23:24
You think Kennedy still drives? I'll still take my chances with swimming over a load of birdshot to the face.

By the way, does anyone else find it curious that Whittington got sprayed that badly at 30 yards when Cheney was supposedly aiming at an airborne quail? How bad a shot is he?
Birdshot spreads like a motherfucker. There are a shitload of pellets in each shell and they spread out over distance. Plus the quail might just have been taking off and hadn't risen too high. I'm pretty sure it was an accident.
Carnivorous Lickers
15-02-2006, 23:24
Hunting with Dick Cheney is preferable to anything involving Ted Kennedy.
Smunkeeville
15-02-2006, 23:24
I am going to go with Kennedy, spending any time with him would most likely drive me crazy.............but, at least I wouldn't be concious much longer anyway....
Drunk commies deleted
15-02-2006, 23:25
Hunting with Dick Cheney is preferable to anything involving Ted Kennedy.
Not a good swimmer?
Minoriteeburg
15-02-2006, 23:26
anything involving ted kennedy just would scare me.
The Nazz
15-02-2006, 23:27
Birdshot spreads like a motherfucker. There are a shitload of pellets in each shell and they spread out over distance. Plus the quail might just have been taking off and hadn't risen too high. I'm pretty sure it was an accident.
Oh so do I--I didn't mean that to sound as though Cheney was trying to take Whittington out. I was just speculating as to how shitty a shot he was.
Vittos Ordination2
15-02-2006, 23:27
It depends on whether you want strippers or government no-bid contracts.
Kanabia
15-02-2006, 23:28
What about fishing with Carter?
Czardas
15-02-2006, 23:28
Ted Kennedy. After all, remember that I'll have my own birdshot gun when hunting with Dick Cheney... ;)
Santa Barbara
15-02-2006, 23:29
I'd rather chill with Kennedy. He'd know where to get the best coke.
Stone Bridges
15-02-2006, 23:30
What about fishing with Carter?

What is that in refrence to?
Carnivorous Lickers
15-02-2006, 23:35
Not a good swimmer?


No-the opposite-I'm a great swimmer.

I just hate Irish people.






:p
Minoriteeburg
15-02-2006, 23:35
I'd rather chill with Kennedy. He'd know where to get the best coke.



..and don't forget you'd never run out of booze.
Kossackja
15-02-2006, 23:48
i d rather drive with kennedy across a bridge on my way to spend the weekend hunting with cheney than putting a pencil into my penis to keep it erect.
Kanabia
16-02-2006, 07:07
What is that in refrence to?
http://www.narsil.org/politics/carter/killer_rabbit.html

:p
Stone Bridges
16-02-2006, 07:33
http://www.narsil.org/politics/carter/killer_rabbit.html

:p

LOL! Swamp Rabbit! Quick, get the copyrights for it, we could turn it into a B rated Sci-Fi show!
Kanabia
16-02-2006, 07:35
LOL! Swamp Rabbit! Quick, get the copyrights for it, we could turn it into a B rated Sci-Fi show!

Hehehehe :D
Stone Bridges
16-02-2006, 07:36
Hehehehe :D

Like I said, I find the strangest thing funny. The fact that "Swamp Rabbit" is there just makes me laugh.

*goes off to write a script for the Sci-Fi Channel movie "Swamp Rabbit."*
Kanabia
16-02-2006, 07:38
Like I said, I find the strangest thing funny. The fact that "Swamp Rabbit" is there just makes me laugh.

*goes off to write a script for the Sci-Fi Channel movie "Swamp Rabbit."*

Hehe. Don't worry, I found it hilarious too.

I especially like this part:

The animal was clearly in distress, or perhaps berserk. The President confessed to having had limited experience with enraged rabbits. He was unable to reach a definite conclusion about its state of mind. What was obvious, however, was that this large, wet animal, making strange hissing noises and gnashing its teeth, was intent upon climbing into the Presidential boat.

Now THAT is a horror movie.
Stone Bridges
16-02-2006, 07:40
Hehe. Don't worry, I found it hilarious too.

I especially like this part:



Now THAT is a horror movie.

LOL! I wonder if Carter would be intrested in a part.
Kanabia
16-02-2006, 07:42
LOL! I wonder if Carter would be intrested in a part.

He can make a cameo as the swamp rabbit itself.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/Presidentcarter.jpg

Beware the teeth...
Harric
16-02-2006, 07:44
Come on well all know its hunting with chenny, well i guess its only bad if your a lawyer......
Stone Bridges
16-02-2006, 07:45
He can make a cameo as the swamp rabbit itself.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/Presidentcarter.jpg

Beware the teeth...

LOL! I doubt he would be a conviencing Swamp Rabbit. Although he could get killed by the swamp rabbit. He would get killed while trying to reason with it.
Straughn
16-02-2006, 07:48
Hunting with Dick Cheney is preferable to anything involving Ted Kennedy.
Hot, sweaty, swearing sex with Kennedy is preferable to hunting with Dick Cheney. At least there's some respect and a better feeling when you're done.
Undelia
16-02-2006, 07:48
Hunting with Cheney has been conclusively shown to be less deadly than driving with Kennedy.
Branin
16-02-2006, 07:49
Ted Kennedy. After all, remember that I'll have my own birdshot gun when hunting with Dick Cheney... ;)
Czadras has a really good point.
Kanabia
16-02-2006, 07:53
LOL! I doubt he would be a conviencing Swamp Rabbit. Although he could get killed by the swamp rabbit. He would get killed while trying to reason with it.

Hehehehe... :p

Yeah, maybe it can eat him or something. And then Dick Cheney can save the day...except the swamp rabbit comes back to life, and in a move remniscient of the face-huggers from the Alien movies, jumps upon Ted Kennedy's head and takes over his brain, which results in a final car chase scene with zombie James Dean and zombie General Patton.
Megaloria
16-02-2006, 07:54
Hot tubbing with Rush Limbaugh.
Stone Bridges
16-02-2006, 07:56
Hot tubbing with Rush Limbaugh.

That's only dangerous if your a liberal pinko commie!
Myotisinia
16-02-2006, 07:57
I'd definitely choose hunting with Dick Cheney over a drive with Ted Kennedy. At least you know Dick would take you to the hospital afterwards
Straughn
16-02-2006, 07:57
Hot tubbing with Rush Limbaugh.
Just supply a lump of ice with Limbaugh in it. Toss him an exclusive broadcasting contract to the troops abroad ... and, voila',
instant hot tub - the ice'll melt AND there'll be a steady jet of bubbles from all his hot air.
*nods*
Megaloria
16-02-2006, 07:57
That's only dangerous if your a liberal pinko commie!

Or if you have functioning eyeballs.
Soheran
16-02-2006, 08:00
I think I'd prefer the drive with Ted Kennedy. If I went hunting with the Vice President, my inevitable injuries wouldn't be accidentally inflicted, and would probably be lethal.
Straughn
16-02-2006, 08:03
Or if you have functioning eyeballs.
Zazing! :sniper:
Stone Bridges
16-02-2006, 08:04
Or if you have functioning eyeballs.

I think we stumbled upon a way to get people to gouge their own eyes out.
Straughn
16-02-2006, 08:06
I think we stumbled upon a way to get people to gouge their own eyes out.
Nah, we'll just turn a little quicker when we go hunting with Cheney. *nods*
Stone Bridges
16-02-2006, 08:11
Nah, we'll just turn a little quicker when we go hunting with Cheney. *nods*

Yes.... *shifty eyes*
Straughn
16-02-2006, 08:20
Yes.... *shifty eyes*
It occurred to me that the joke would have been qualified a little better with a smilie :eek:
and a reference to where the shot got the dude ... JUST a little shy of the eye. *nods*