The Nuke Testgrounds
14-02-2006, 17:15
After having read a lot of articles and theorems on the subject of the origin of life on the planet Earth on evolution of life itself, I think I can safetly come to this conclusion:
Several billions of years ago, a race of early terraformers were passing by a recently discovered planet found unsusceptible for terraforming, currently known as Earth. Unfortunantly their space vessel was hit by a meteorite just as they were passing this planet and a part of their load of 'Instant Primordial Soup'-packages they were carrying was spilled into the outer atmosphere. Some of these packages made it through the early earth's atmosphere and landed in one of planet's many oceans.
The race of early terraformers, coincidentally enough know as the 'Gerbils of Dastardly', or GoD for short, repaired their ship and speeded to the planet to pick-up the cargo that they had spilled, as they knew what catastrofic consequences it would have to this planet, not to mention the universe, if this planet was to be inhabited by basic lifeforms at this point. Thankfully they found that the packages were left intact by the planet's boiling waters. After they had picked them all up, they left, thinking they had taken and accounted for all of the packages.
As faith wanted however, one of the packages was left undiscovered and remained on the planet, being boiled in it's heated waters.
It wasn't before long that the package exploded and it's materials spread all across the surrounding area, instantly creating some of the most basic lifeforms: bacteriae. In the following billions of years these lifeorms multiplied, spread, adapted and evolved into other lifeforms which repeated the same process, eventually leading to the world as we know it.
So there you have it, Darwin was right as far as evolution is concerned. ID is partly right, as it was not quite an intelligent design but more of an unfortunant accident, but they were correct about the fact that it was some other being - or beings - that kickstarted life on earth.
It sucks however that we all came from a giant bag of alien instant soup.
Several billions of years ago, a race of early terraformers were passing by a recently discovered planet found unsusceptible for terraforming, currently known as Earth. Unfortunantly their space vessel was hit by a meteorite just as they were passing this planet and a part of their load of 'Instant Primordial Soup'-packages they were carrying was spilled into the outer atmosphere. Some of these packages made it through the early earth's atmosphere and landed in one of planet's many oceans.
The race of early terraformers, coincidentally enough know as the 'Gerbils of Dastardly', or GoD for short, repaired their ship and speeded to the planet to pick-up the cargo that they had spilled, as they knew what catastrofic consequences it would have to this planet, not to mention the universe, if this planet was to be inhabited by basic lifeforms at this point. Thankfully they found that the packages were left intact by the planet's boiling waters. After they had picked them all up, they left, thinking they had taken and accounted for all of the packages.
As faith wanted however, one of the packages was left undiscovered and remained on the planet, being boiled in it's heated waters.
It wasn't before long that the package exploded and it's materials spread all across the surrounding area, instantly creating some of the most basic lifeforms: bacteriae. In the following billions of years these lifeorms multiplied, spread, adapted and evolved into other lifeforms which repeated the same process, eventually leading to the world as we know it.
So there you have it, Darwin was right as far as evolution is concerned. ID is partly right, as it was not quite an intelligent design but more of an unfortunant accident, but they were correct about the fact that it was some other being - or beings - that kickstarted life on earth.
It sucks however that we all came from a giant bag of alien instant soup.