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Days of Our Trailers

Kecibukia
13-02-2006, 23:31
I need to rant. This is the drama that is my life presently:

The cast:

Me: Yours truly
My wife: my wife

Wilma: Old friend of my wife
Fred: Ex husband of Wilma and former friend of both of us
Betty: New wife of Fred
Barney: New husband of Wilma

Little Sister: of Wilma

History: Several years ago , WIlma started hanging around again w/ Barney and shortly after left her husband (Fred) in a very messy breakup. Fred had several nervous breakdowns. Over the next months, Wilma married Barney and proceeded to tell me and My Wife all sorts of things about Fred (vandalism, abuse, stalking, gay experiences, etc). We believed none of it due to her previous actions. She marries Barney and moves to WA to be w/ him.

About a year and a half ago, Fred meets up w/ Betty and the four of us start hanging out. They tell us things about Wilma and Barney (pre-divorce infidelity, possible rape, etc.) It matched up w/ other things we had found out so we believed them and told them of the things Wilma had said about Fred

After a visit to Wilma's family (local to us) and observing some cats living in horrid conditions, my wife calls animal control on them. As is typical of a Gov’t agency, the guilty went unpunished. The only people who knew we did this was Fred and Betty.

Current Episode:

On December 23, Betty calls my wife and says she had been talking to the boyfriend of Little Sister. BF had told her that Barney had been caught cheating on Wilma. Asking if my wife could confirm, my wife calls Little Sister and has it confirmed. That night. Wilma starts receiving Emails from an anonymous source filled w/ bad typing and much profanity. The style was in the same format as Betty’s very distinctive style.

On Christmas day, Betty E-mails my wife and tells her that she doesn’t want to be friends anymore because “someone trustworthy” has told her that my wife was talking about her (Betty) behind her back and couldn’t trust her anymore.

A few days later, my wife receives an E-mail from Betty saying that we “had f*cked w/ the wrong person” etc. and that she had told Wilma everything we had been discussing including the Animal control call.

Over the next month, my wife confesses to Wilma about the call and they get into a fight. Little Sisters BF denies having even talked to Betty. Fred and Betty deny the things they said about Wilma while Wilma denies most of what she said to us in conversations w/ Betty. Lot’s of he said, she said kind of stuff.

The High Drama:

Little sister ends up pregnant by now ex BF who is currently living w/ another girl. I contact Wilma and tell her that she and my wife should put away their differences for the time being to help Little Sister and that it would be a mistake to trust Fred and Betty. She agrees, stating she doesn’t trust them, only talks to them to keep things calm and starts talking to my wife again. Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your point of view) little sister miscarries early.

Now:

More things keep being said by Betty and Fred on their various blogs about My wife. After an argument, I’ve instructed my wife not to E-mail, IM, or respond in any way to them. Little Sister has informed us that when she went over to Betty and Fred's house, she saw an e-mail from Wilma (her sister) stating my wife had said things that she never said. All the blogs are being hacked into and changed except ,so far, Wilma’s w/ accusations flying.

My Plan: I discussed this w/ my wife and we decided we are going to have a little fun. We are going to plant stories w/ Wilma about suspicion of me cheating on her and see where they lead and what kind of accusations we end up w/. I’m hoping to run w/ this for awhile.
Sinuhue
13-02-2006, 23:33
I'm confused with all the wife/ex-wife/new-wife etc...
Kecibukia
13-02-2006, 23:34
I'm confused with all the wife/ex-wife/new-wife etc...

I know, but I don't want to give names. Suggestions for improvement?
Peechland
13-02-2006, 23:34
I'm confused with all the wife/ex-wife/new-wife etc...

Me too...can you assign letters or numbers or something?
Stone Bridges
13-02-2006, 23:36
You could use fake names.
Kecibukia
13-02-2006, 23:41
You could use fake names.

Done.
Syniks
13-02-2006, 23:42
I need to rant. This is the drama that is my life presently:

<SNIP>

My Plan: I discussed this w/ my wife and we decided we are going to have a little fun. We are going to plant stories w/ Ex wife about suspicion of me cheating on her and see where they lead and what kind of accusations we end up w/. I’m hoping to run w/ this for awhile.
Aside from the snipped boilerplate, I think the last bit is mondo. Always interesting to mess with the mind of a psycho. BUT, be sure everybody is ready for trouble in case psycho decides to do somthing violent.
Kecibukia
13-02-2006, 23:44
Aside from the snipped boilerplate, I think the last bit is mondo. Always interesting to mess with the mind of a psycho. BUT, be sure everybody is ready for trouble in case psycho decides to do somthing violent.

Which "psycho" are you talking about? Betty is schitso and not on her meds and Fred is manic depressive while Wilma and Barney are across the country. I'm the only one w/ guns though. :)
Stone Bridges
13-02-2006, 23:47
Done.

Flintstone, meet the Flintstone.
Syniks
13-02-2006, 23:51
Which "psycho" are you talking about? Betty is schitso and not on her meds and Fred is manic depressive while Wilma and Barney are across the country. I'm the only one w/ guns though. :)
All of the above?

Anybody likely to get their panties in a bunch over the story you & your wife cook up.
Kecibukia
13-02-2006, 23:58
All of the above?

Anybody likely to get their panties in a bunch over the story you & your wife cook up.

I'm hoping to use it as counter-intelligence to definately trace the link. I'm expecting to start seeing things on the various blogs about how I've been seen w/ other women and parked at hotels, etc. The story we're planting specifically leaves out mention of being seen w/ other women or seen at other places.

We're saying that I called to tell the wife that I was staying late for overtime. She came by and didn't see my car at the one factory. When I get home, she asked me how my overtime went and I said fine.

Later I'll have her add the "taking showers right after getting home" thing or maybe "dressing nicer", etc.
Ashmoria
14-02-2006, 01:44
im as passive aggressive as the next guy but shouldnt you really just let this thing go and cut off all contact with these seriously psycho people?

dont underestimate their ability to cause trouble in your marriage. if there is any secret that you have from each other that these nutcases know, its gonna get told, exaggerated, in the worst light possible. it can go all the way back to when you first started dating and your then-not-even-a-girlfrriend "cheated" on you by having sex with her then-current boyfriend.

you shouldnt play with fire. people like this have a limitless capacity for lies and spite.
Bobs Own Pipe
14-02-2006, 01:53
I'd move out of town. No, I'd move out of state. Well, wherever I moved, I'd have my name legally changed at the very least. Other than that, I can't think of anything else to say, other than I'm glad it's your life and not mine.
Kecibukia
14-02-2006, 04:07
im as passive aggressive as the next guy but shouldnt you really just let this thing go and cut off all contact with these seriously psycho people?

dont underestimate their ability to cause trouble in your marriage. if there is any secret that you have from each other that these nutcases know, its gonna get told, exaggerated, in the worst light possible. it can go all the way back to when you first started dating and your then-not-even-a-girlfrriend "cheated" on you by having sex with her then-current boyfriend.

you shouldnt play with fire. people like this have a limitless capacity for lies and spite.

I'ld love to see them try and cause problems in my marraige. I've told my wife every seedy detail about my past. I also know more about her past than her former best friend (Wilma) so any nonsense they try and spread would be more entertaining than anything else.

We've tried breaking off contact. They live for the drama so they constantly try and instigate things. That's why we're planning on going on the offensive. We tried it passive agressive, now it's time to play dirty.
Ashmoria
14-02-2006, 04:27
I'ld love to see them try and cause problems in my marraige. I've told my wife every seedy detail about my past. I also know more about her past than her former best friend (Wilma) so any nonsense they try and spread would be more entertaining than anything else.

We've tried breaking off contact. They live for the drama so they constantly try and instigate things. That's why we're planning on going on the offensive. We tried it passive agressive, now it's time to play dirty.
good luck with it

i recommend that you go to the absurd. work the stories until they get to such an incredibly unbelievable level that only these nutcase drama queens would pass them on.

it will up the enjoyment level as you can start pointing out to people how stupid they are to report the unbelievable.
Kecibukia
14-02-2006, 04:41
good luck with it

i recommend that you go to the absurd. work the stories until they get to such an incredibly unbelievable level that only these nutcase drama queens would pass them on.

it will up the enjoyment level as you can start pointing out to people how stupid they are to report the unbelievable.

That's pretty much what we're planning. We're going to start w/ vagueries, realistic but letting them make up their own stories, then get more and more obscure, working w/ the stories that they give us.

'm sure one of the first things they'll say is that I've been seen around town w/ other women. The wife will have fun getting details (time, location, etc.).
Infoclypse Industries
14-02-2006, 04:48
When your done, try and sell the story to Fox or something, I'm sure theres a soap out there just waiting for this kind of plot
Peechland
14-02-2006, 04:51
This begs to be on Jerry Springer.
Kecibukia
15-02-2006, 23:05
Fred and Betty have both mentioned "reliable sources" or "little birds" in regards to information that could only be found by hacking my wife's blog profile, specifically her list of "favorites".

Since my wife had told noone about who was on her list, it stands to reason that either it WAS Fred and/or Betty that had been doing the hacking or they knew who did.

The action: My wife called them on it w/o directly accusing them.

The result: They have stated they're breaking off all contact w/ Wilma (whom we still suspect of instigating) and posting messages making it sound like they are the injured party and how everyone is stabbing them in the back. Poor babies.


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