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It's quite simple really. Do you like porn? Magazines, movies, artwork, "erotica"? Do you like it sexually or entertainment-wise? Do you agree with it politically?

Perhaps you don't? Maybe you can't stand the stuff in any shape, or even as an idea?

Just click the wee button up top to answer.

I like amateur porn

Not for me but if anyone else wants to see it? What do I care?

Where's the "it depends" button? It depends on how lonely I am. :p I'm not into the scene though, if that's what you mean. It's a very rare occurrence to say the least. I think it's a guy thing.

Where's the "it depends" button? It depends on how lonely I am. :p
Wow JMC, Would You Really?

Wow JMC, Would You Really?

Ha-ha. Well, .. no.

porn: fun for the whole family.

home made is more fun...but I can't complain about the premade stuff ;)

That's a no from me, but then I'm a married female, and ... *edits self but leaves it to your imagination* ... wow, I think I'm spending too much time here if I'm typing things like that!

In any case, I'd prefer porn didn't even exist.

Where's the "it depends" button? It depends on how lonely I am. :p I'm not into the scene though, if that's what you mean. It's a very rare occurrence to say the least. I think it's a guy thing.

I thought about a "midline" option. But to be honest, I just wanted this to be a simple, fun poll, where you could make a snap judgement without shame, then discuss.

why would i not like porn? i'm a human being with wants and needs and an active libido. if i don't get any action (which i don't) then porn is your best friend! :p

ethically i don't have any problems with it a) because its just naked people FFS, and b) its not exploiting women because (at least in "professional" porn) the women go into it knowing what they're doing, aren't pressured into it, have medical protection and insurance etc, and can get paid an awful lot of money.

if i don't get any action (which i don't)

I thought you said you had a girlfriend. She frigid?

I thought you said you had a girlfriend. She frigid?

Come to think of it.. yeah! Doesn't he show all those photos of her every chance he gets? *grins*

I'm not a big fan of it, but I got nothing against people watching it. The government should stay out it though. Last week I saw Dick Cheney in a porn movie (shudder) ;)

In any case, I'd prefer porn didn't even exist.
why?

Pornography has never done wrong by me.

I'm not a big fan of it, but I got nothing against people watching it. The government should stay out it though. Last week I saw Dick Cheney in a porn movie (shudder) ;)

:eek: *detonates*

I think generally speaking that porn does more harm than good for society... which is too bad, cause I love it... ;)

No I don't like porn. Erotic writing can be good though. I generally prefer my own imagination. I don't have any problem with porn politically.

I thought you said you had a girlfriend. She frigid?
she's underage :eek:

Porn is the lube that makes the world go round.

And I would like some Bolol porn, if possible.

Last time I checked two people going at it usually is good for the human race so I see no problem with it. If you happen to get your rocks off watching it, doesn't bother me. I however playing the game to just standing on the side lines.;)

Porn is a ok in my book. However, at times, and I wonder if anyone else does this, but sometimes when i watch it I cant help but wonder how the girl or girls got in that position(no pun intead). Like did they have no father, or were they abused? Maybe they have low self-esteem or are just kind of easy? I dont know some of the stuff I seen just makes me wonder.

she's underage :eek:
...for 6 more weeks exactly... *cough*

There is nothing better than a proper good, foaming at the mouth, twitching spincter, siezure inducing porn frenzy.

Porn porn porn porn PORN

Screw this I'm off to a porn site.

I can watch and learn - there is never too much that one can learn, and imagine what you could learn. Ah,,, the key word, imagine... put yourself in the picture, imagine what you lover could be doing to you just now - those are only models to motivate, take you on a trip, like in a good novel, where you can imagine what you might be, choose the parts you like, marvel at things, pick what you wouldnt do yourself and just have a good time along the way.:fluffle:

Come to think of it.. yeah! Doesn't he show all those photos of her every chance he gets? *grins*

*Feels a bully circle coming on*

yeah!:p

...for 6 more weeks exactly... *cough*
woohoo! *dances* ;) :p

I'm not a big fan of it, but I got nothing against people watching it. The government should stay out it though. Last week I saw Dick Cheney in a porn movie (shudder) ;)
*blinks*
That actually made me do a double take...well done!

pron rox my sox :fluffle: :D

No. I'm not going to legislate against it though.

she's underage :eek:

Umm, so? If the age difference isn't too large, then you have nothing to fear, or hold you back, except, well, fear.

And parents.

Umm, so? If the age difference isn't too large, then you have nothing to fear, or hold you back, except, well, fear.
fear of the law
and parents... (hers at least)

fear of the law
and parents... (hers at least)

How old is she? And how old are you? And what do her parents have to do with it - it's not like you'd be doing it on their dining room table (at least not when they're sitting at it).

How old is she? And how old are you? And what do her parents have to do with it - it's not like you'd be doing it on their dining room table (at least not when they're sitting at it).
she's 15 (16 in, like she said, 6 weeks) and i'm 20.
her parents are in on it because she lives with them and she doesn't want to sour the relationship they have together by not simply waiting a few weeks. so that part of it is about people's feelings and relationship issues.
as far as the law is concerned, she's a minor till she's 16 and we have such a thing as 'statutory rape' here, and i simply don't want to even potentially get into trouble over a matter of 6 weeks.
as i said before (why has this become such an issue for NS to discuss today :confused: ) that doesn't mean as soon as she's 16 we'll hop right into bed, but that we need to at least wait that long for definate.

and arguing the point that we shouldn't won't help really cos we've talked about it a fair bit and our mind's are made up (if i may speak for her for a minute)

I had nothing against porn, used it myself as often as not, until I meet a guy working for GGG (German Goo Girls), who told me about the casting procedures.

As hard as I tried ever after, whenever I watch porn now, his tale comes to mind, which makes willy shrink very fast. Not even the 2 months working in the labour room had that effect.

she's 15 (16 in, like she said, 6 weeks) and i'm 20.
her parents are in on it because she lives with them and she doesn't want to sour the relationship they have together by not simply waiting a few weeks. so that part of it is about people's feelings and relationship issues.
as far as the law is concerned, she's a minor till she's 16 and we have such a thing as 'statutory rape' here, and i simply don't want to even potentially get into trouble over a matter of 6 weeks.
as i said before (why has this become such an issue for NS to discuss today :confused: ) that doesn't mean as soon as she's 16 we'll hop right into bed, but that we need to at least wait that long for definate.

and arguing the point that we shouldn't won't help really cos we've talked about it a fair bit and our mind's are made up (if i may speak for her for a minute)

Straight people make no sense.

I had nothing against porn, used it myself as often as not, until I meet a guy working for GGG (German Goo Girls), who told me about the casting procedures.

As hard as I tried ever after, whenever I watch porn now, his tale comes to mind, which makes willy shrink very fast. Not even the 2 months working in the labour room had that effect.Something similar here. I was never really interested in it myself - I much prefer to use my imagination - but was fairly ambivalent about it otherwise. Then I heard some stories, which I looked up in journals, texts, online etc (not just the writings of feminazis) and was quite horrified by some of the stuff I read. If it's done fairly each to their own, but it isn't always.

I like porn; I know I am not at all unusual in this.

For those who dislike, or rather are opposed to pornography, why? The girls do it willingly, are given medical care/check ups to prevent illness, and from what I heard in an HBO special they can potentially make $10000 in a week. I think that with that kind of money it naturally attracts those good looking empty headed girls that we are all familiar with from high school.

Straight people make no sense.Because in the case to which you refer the relationship goes beyond sex? Honestly, how is that nonsensical?

I had nothing against porn, used it myself as often as not, until I meet a guy working for GGG (German Goo Girls), who told me about the casting procedures.

As hard as I tried ever after, whenever I watch porn now, his tale comes to mind, which makes willy shrink very fast. Not even the 2 months working in the labour room had that effect.

Would you care to explain these casting procedures?

Because in the case to which you refer the relationship goes beyond sex?

It doesn't go beyond it. It hasn't even reached it.

Honestly, how is that nonsensical?

Because it's so gauche.

I use porn for educational purposes only

Would you care to explain these casting procedures?

As long as there´s a minor chance of underages reading this, no.
I prefer being not banned.

And what do her parents have to do with it - it's not like you'd be doing it on their dining room table (at least not when they're sitting at it).
May I ask what makes you so sure of this? Never assume, you know.

It doesn't go beyond it. It hasn't even reached it.


*shrugs* if you choose to see it as a progression like that. our relationship has a whole load of stuff to it, just not sex right now. not having that as a part of it does in no way belittle our relationship, make it any less strong or worthwhile.
sex may be a good part of a relationship, and certainly can be the physical manifestation of a relationship, but it is not the zenith, nor is there such a vertical progression or relationship hierarchy in my mind...


but meh.. whatever. soon i'll be waking up and going to see her for valentine's day... and thats what really matters :fluffle:

May I ask what makes you so sure of this?

PM is too virginal.

May I ask what makes you so sure of this? Never assume, you know.
quite. i'll let you know fass that we have plans for the whole house ;) :p
every bit of furniture has its different uses and qualities... as do kitchen worksurfaces, tables, and walls... *goes off into ponderings*

As long as there´s a minor chance of underages reading this, no.
I prefer being not banned.

I will write this suggestion backwards:
Erudecorp gnitsac eht nialpxe ot eman wen a etaerc.

sex may be a good part of a relationship, and certainly can be the physical manifestation of a relationship, but it is not the zenith, nor is there such a vertical progression or relationship hierarchy in my mind...

Wheoo. That's immensely cute. I guess.

every bit of furniture has its different uses and qualities... as do kitchen worksurfaces, tables, and walls...
Promise me to mind both stain-removability and sharp objects, the latter especially for the kitchen. You don't know where people choose to leave the knives until you..know.

I will write this suggestion backwards:
Erudecorp gnitsac eht nialpxe ot eman wen a etaerc.

OMG, it´s true! Reading a post backwards transmits satanic messages!
*resists vile temptation*

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I prefer Hentai. Not only is it most enjoyable, but 'tis also HOLY! MWAHAHhahahAHhHAhHAHAHHAAA!11! (as long as it's well-drawn and done in an... exciting way) Unlike "normal" porn, it often has a relatively good and meaningful (not to mention weird and twisted. wonderful!) story. Some has good erotical value, and some is useless in that way, but has an awesome story and/or is hilarious, which makes it well-worth seeing anyway.

Other than that, I typically prefer using my imagination.

Wheoo. That's immensely cute. I guess.


cute or not, its the way i see it. i've never been one for thinking that sex has to be part of a relationship - you can have a loving relationship withougt sex. not saying sex is bad but its not the integral part of the relationship is it?

Promise me to mind both stain-removability and sharp objects, the latter especially for the kitchen. You don't know where people choose to leave the knives until you..know.
:eek: forks could be worse (as in they stick up at an awkward angle...)
but yes, promise made ;)

I prefer Hentai. Not only is it most enjoyable, but 'tis also HOLY! MWAHAHhahahAHhHAhHAHAHHAAA!11! (as long as it's well-drawn and done in an... exciting way) Unlike "normal" porn, it often has a relatively good and meaningful (not to mention weird and twisted. wonderful!) story. Some has good erotical value, and some is useless in that way, but has an awesome story and/or is hilarious, which makes it well-worth seeing anyway.

Other than that, I typically prefer using my imagination.

Hentai is great to watch while high and laugh at, but I find it quite unerotic (something about tentacles and school girls doesn't work for me).

not saying sex is bad but its not the integral part of the relationship is it?
It doesn't have to, but it may. Different people, different relationships, different integral parts.

forks could be worse (as in they stick up at an awkward angle...)
but yes, promise made ;)
Some knives I have encountered knew how to do the akward angle thing quite well, too. Never underestimate pointy objects.

Hentai is great to watch while high and laugh at, but I find it quite unerotic (something about tentacles and school girls doesn't work for me).Those particular ones can be quite amusing, but are hardly the kind I watch for erotical value.

Although I suppose porn can be discussed in a political context, let's not even try to pretend this thread has anything to do with NationStates.

I don't think there's anything wrong with porn in general. It can play a healthy role in anybody's sex life. But what bothers me about most adult movies today is that they're so formulaic. There's no need for me to go into details (those of you who watch will know what I mean), but every sexual encounter seems to begin and end in exactly the same way. Another problem is that there's rarely any true intimacy between the characters--they hardly know each other, there's no kissing, and each views the other(s) as an orgasm machine rather than as a sensitive individual. And another thing--fake breasts are so popular in the adult entertainment world, I think men are starting to forget what the real thing looks like.

So here in the United States, where we're already prude and sexually repressed, we are breeding a nation of teenage boys who desire boring, repetitive, uncaring, anonymous sex with idealized, silicon-pumped blonde bimbos who willingly allow themselves to be insulted and degraded. Hm, maybe that's not so healthy after all. I'm not saying we should stop the porn industry, I'm saying we should reform it. And while we're at it, can we get some male porn stars who aren't ghastly and in their fifties? ;)

I like amateur porn

or do you like professional porn that is made to look like amateur porn?

or do you like professional porn that is made to look like amateur porn?
NO! IT IS ALL REAL! YOU ARE TEARING MY WORLD APART! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

or do you like professional porn that is made to look like amateur porn?

Don't ask me why, but that is the funniest thing I've ever heard! LMAO!

I don't find it all that great. I've only ever briefly glanced at it accidentally, and I don't see myself becoming interested in it anytime soon.

Meh. Porn... I could take it or leave it. But I'd prefer to take it, most of the time.

I have no problems with other people enjoying it, but it's not for me.

Tom Lehrer's song Smut sums it up.


Also, I bet the first ever cave drawings were boobies.

As long as there´s a minor chance of underages reading this, no.
I prefer being not banned.

Then could you TG me with some of these, because I am curious? I am 23; I swear to God. And I am just wondering what all goes on...I know some crazy things happen in the world of porn, but I don't know how many of them are true or how common they are.

Frankly I am not against the idea of porn existing...if people want it, then they should be allowed to have it...and if people are willing, then they should be allowed to. I don't understand the idea of banning porn altogether...mayhbe some of the more egregious problems with it should be taken care of, but banning all porn seems a little excessive. I suppose people want to ban Mardi Gras because of the problems it causes as well...

Straight people make no sense.
yeah, your right, we've only managed to enable the existance of the human race for, well, since the beginnning of the human race

with absolutely no help from fags like you

yeah, your right, we've only managed to enable the existance of the human race for, well, since the beginnning of the human race

with absolutely no help from fags like you

dude... not cool :upyours:

yeah, your right, we've only managed to enable the existance of the human race for, well, since the beginnning of the human race

with absolutely no help from fags like you
Why don't you go kill yourself? I'm sure that the gene pool wouldn't miss you any.

dude... not cool :upyours:
are you attempting to tell me that gays have helped perpetuate our species?

Although I suppose porn can be discussed in a political context, let's not even try to pretend this thread has anything to do with NationStates.

I don't think there's anything wrong with porn in general. It can play a healthy role in anybody's sex life. But what bothers me about most adult movies today is that they're so formulaic. There's no need for me to go into details (those of you who watch will know what I mean), but every sexual encounter seems to begin and end in exactly the same way. Another problem is that there's rarely any true intimacy between the characters--they hardly know each other, there's no kissing, and each views the other(s) as an orgasm machine rather than as a sensitive individual. And another thing--fake breasts are so popular in the adult entertainment world, I think men are starting to forget what the real thing looks like.

So here in the United States, where we're already prude and sexually repressed, we are breeding a nation of teenage boys who desire boring, repetitive, uncaring, anonymous sex with idealized, silicon-pumped blonde bimbos who willingly allow themselves to be insulted and degraded. Hm, maybe that's not so healthy after all. I'm not saying we should stop the porn industry, I'm saying we should reform it. And while we're at it, can we get some male porn stars who aren't ghastly and in their fifties? ;)


Quite a few gay porn flix have kissing in them. Those tend to be my favorites. The mechanical stuff tends to be boring.

Most of the hot guys are doing gay porn. Guys get paid more for gay porn. In straight porn, they are basicly just props and are paid as such. In gay porn, they are the stars. As a result, more than a few straight porn guys "go gay for pay."

are you attempting to tell me that gays have helped perpetuate our species?
It certainly isn't you that's perpetuating the species. Or your ancestors.

It certainly isn't you that's perpetuating the species. Or your ancestors.

good one

way to contradict yourself

dumbass

and by the way, i havent helped perpetuate the race, because i have not had sex yet, but at least when i do, i will produce additional memebers of the species

are you attempting to tell me that gays have helped perpetuate our species?

I wasn't talking about the facts, I was leaning towards the degrading comment. And maybe a gay dude cures AIDS... sure, he hasn't had any kids, but there you go, he's just saved millions of lives.
I would hardly consider you "human".

But I'm gonna stop before I get in trouble.

Keep going. I'll back you up, if you do. :p

good one

way to contradict yourself

dumbass
I would hardly consider you "human".

But I'm gonna stop before I get in trouble.

I wasn't talking about the facts, I was leaning towards the degrading comment. And maybe a gay dude cures AIDS... sure, he hasn't had any kids, but there you go, he's just saved millions of lives.
good strategy there, avoid talking about the facts and use a highly improbable hypothetical


I would hardly consider you "human".
if ur male i would hardly consider you to have balls
if ur not, i wouldnt doubt the immense magnitude of your penis

regardless of your gender i would hardly consider to be not a hippie

and i know this will come as a great disappointment to all of you, but i have to go do physics hw (so i can build nuclear bombs for the government in the future and facilitate start WWIII or IV if ive already missed III) so you can save any further remarks or attempts at witty come backs you have, because i wont read them

And while we're at it, can we get some male porn stars who aren't ghastly and in their fifties? ;)
Sounds like a good idea, but I personally like to avoid porn containing men as much as possible.

If it doesn't hurt anyone then where's the harm?

I voted yes, because I oh so love to see those wacky farmgirls and their horses.

I like porn. There, I said it.

yay for porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its a good thing :)

I dont like porn at all. Nothing is sexy about a naked stranger, it objectifies them, and makes them meatbags, nothing more. I also think its degrading to the person in the porno (that goes for male and female porn.)

With that said, I am very much against goverment censorship, and I think that as long as the "stars" are over 18, they should keep their regulations off the industry, just like all the other forms of entertainment.

I dont like porn at all. Nothing is sexy about a naked stranger, it objectifies them, and makes them meatbags, nothing more. I also think its degrading to the person in the porno (that goes for male and female porn.)


People seem to like debasing themselves. Must be why there are constant supplies of Girls Gone Wild tapes. :rolleyes:

Sounds like a good idea, but I personally like to avoid porn containing men as much as possible.

me too something about guys in porn turns me right off

I'm not a big fan of it, but I got nothing against people watching it. The government should stay out it though. Last week I saw Dick Cheney in a porn movie (shudder) ;)
Ah yes, the one where he's taking a law-abiding, leather-and-electric-cable bound American taxpayer and, with oil corporation buddies looking on in masturbatory earnest, cornholes the guy out while grunting "liberal!", and then climaxes while pushing the guy's head through the glass window of the high-floor office (overlooking the little people), and then finishes wiping himself up with the Constitution?

I use porn for educational purposes only
....getting to know yourself better, more intimately?
And perhaps knowing someone else's anatomy a bit better as well?

Uhhhhhhh................










That felt good.

Tom Lehrer's song Smut sums it up.


Also, I bet the first ever cave drawings were boobies.
WooT!!!
Props for Lehrer.
*bows*

yeah, your right, we've only managed to enable the existance of the human race for, well, since the beginnning of the human race

As he already said, you don't make sense.

and by the way, i havent helped perpetuate the race, because i have not had sex yet, but at least when i do, i will produce additional memebers of the species
Unless you turn out to be infertile, of course.



Personally, I prefer reading to pictures or videos. Not sure why. There are less ugly people when you use your imagination I suppose.

Unless you turn out to be infertile, of course.
We can only hope.

me too something about guys in porn turns me right off

Thats because they find the ickiest looking guys they can find, with the worst haircuts ever,and silly looking mustaches to be with girls who are hot. Or at leasst hot in comparison to them. Its unfair I tell you.


And the worst thing about porn is the music. Its like some lounge lizard with a Yamaha is sitting in the corner, trying to mix it up with a combo of elevator music and some funky drum beats.

I'd be screwed if I didn't like porn. At the moment, my flatmates insist on watching a certain porno in the front room when we come back from a night out. If anyone knows the work of a porn star called Rocco Siffredi, you'll vaguely understand why girls we know don't like it (on the whole). :eek:

Porn is a hobby.

I'd be screwed if I didn't like porn. At the moment, my flatmates insist on watching a certain porno in the front room when we come back from a night out. If anyone knows the work of a porn star called Rocco Siffredi, you'll vaguely understand why girls we know don't like it (on the whole). :eek:
Actually i'm wondering the name of the one Marina Sirtis (ST:TNG) is in. When i met her she didn't seem so keen on talking about it *shrug*, what with that room full of nerds, weirdos and peripheral visionaries.

i think if you know one you know all...

i think if you know one you know all...
Sounds like someone needs the spiritual uplift of the blooper reel. :D
And i would beg to differ about one/all ... yes quite often the goal is the same but there's QUITE A FEW ways to get there, with who & what. :eek:
*champagne, anyone? :D *

Actually i'm wondering the name of the one Marina Sirtis (ST:TNG) is in. When i met her she didn't seem so keen on talking about it *shrug*, what with that room full of nerds, weirdos and peripheral visionaries.

" 8.2.4 Has Marina Sirtis done any pornos?

No! No! No! No! No!

Congratulations -- you are reading the answer to this question in the FAQ list, rather than asking on the net, where you would have gotten yourself yelled at by dozens of people. This is by far the most frequently asked question on alt.sex.movies, and the answer is rather convoluted.

The rumor that Marina Sirtis had been in an adult video started here on the Internet. In 1989, when ST:TNG was reaching new heights of popularity, someone posted to rec.arts.pictures.erotica a rather startling picture of a topless Marina Sirtis being whipped by another woman. The person who posted it correctly identified the picture as being from a very stupid mid-1980's thriller called "The Wicked Lady". This movie, while rated R for obvious reasons, was hardly a porn movie, but rumors started up that the posted picture was in fact from a pornographic video.

Soon afterwards, an anonymous picture was posted showing Marina Sirtis apparently performing oral sex on a man. If one looked at the picture closely, it was obvious that the picture had been faked. The body didn't match skin tones with the head properly, and the mouth was open in more of a talking fashion than any sexual position. Still, this picture was distributed widely and the rumor that "Counselor Troi was a porn actress" got its start, even though the poster of the picture admitted later that it was faked!

The rumor continues unabated today. However, searches by literally hundreds of Trekkers have failed to turn up anything. The only movies in which Sirtis appears in states of undress are "Blind Date" (not the one with Bruce Willis), "The Wicked Lady" and Death Wish 2 (or was it 3?). She has never, as far as anyone can determine, been in an adult video. If she has, it has been remarkably well covered up, and considering the rabidness of true Star Trek fans, that seems rather unlikely. "

http://tafkac.org/sex/porn_uls.html
:D

Sounds like someone needs the spiritual uplift of the blooper reel. :D
And i would beg to differ about one/all ... yes quite often the goal is the same but there's QUITE A FEW ways to get there, with who & what. :eek:
*champagne, anyone? :D *

yes please (yes in my best Austin Powers voice)


I LOVE BLOOPERS. And not porn bloopers, any bloopers. I dont think I've ever seen any porn bloopers now that I think about it. That would be hysterical.

" 8.2.4 Has Marina Sirtis done any pornos?

No! No! No! No! No!

Congratulations -- you are reading the answer to this question in the FAQ list, rather than asking on the net, where you would have gotten yourself yelled at by dozens of people. This is by far the most frequently asked question on alt.sex.movies, and the answer is rather convoluted.

The rumor that Marina Sirtis had been in an adult video started here on the Internet. In 1989, when ST:TNG was reaching new heights of popularity, someone posted to rec.arts.pictures.erotica a rather startling picture of a topless Marina Sirtis being whipped by another woman. The person who posted it correctly identified the picture as being from a very stupid mid-1980's thriller called "The Wicked Lady". This movie, while rated R for obvious reasons, was hardly a porn movie, but rumors started up that the posted picture was in fact from a pornographic video.

Soon afterwards, an anonymous picture was posted showing Marina Sirtis apparently performing oral sex on a man. If one looked at the picture closely, it was obvious that the picture had been faked. The body didn't match skin tones with the head properly, and the mouth was open in more of a talking fashion than any sexual position. Still, this picture was distributed widely and the rumor that "Counselor Troi was a porn actress" got its start, even though the poster of the picture admitted later that it was faked!

The rumor continues unabated today. However, searches by literally hundreds of Trekkers have failed to turn up anything. The only movies in which Sirtis appears in states of undress are "Blind Date" (not the one with Bruce Willis), "The Wicked Lady" and Death Wish 2 (or was it 3?). She has never, as far as anyone can determine, been in an adult video. If she has, it has been remarkably well covered up, and considering the rabidness of true Star Trek fans, that seems rather unlikely. "

http://tafkac.org/sex/porn_uls.html
:D

AH, thank you!
I thought i saw some pix of Gates McFadden in tan underwear as well, but i could be wrong.

yes please (yes in my best Austin Powers voice)


I LOVE BLOOPERS. And not porn bloopers, any bloopers. I dont think I've ever seen any porn bloopers now that I think about it. That would be hysterical.

I saw something a bit like a porno bloober reel. One of the actresses had to turn to the camera and say something(I don't recall what) but it took her 23 takes to do this. I think this shows that all the up and down of sex has damaged her brain.

yes please (yes in my best Austin Powers voice)


I LOVE BLOOPERS. And not porn bloopers, any bloopers. I dont think I've ever seen any porn bloopers now that I think about it. That would be hysterical.
Strangely enough i've only seen three ...
the one i've seen the most is where this dude moves up for the facial shot but since they were conjugating on some hassocks, he missed the grip with his foot and sprawled over the top of her and then onto the floor. Classic.
One of the others was a girl having to stop blowing the dude since she had to fart, and it was so bad it interrupted the "stream" of things.
The other one, the guy slipped and poked her in the eye.
Ah, good times.

And .... the champagne ref was to a streaming video this guy named Donovan that i know loaded onto his desktop, about a couple of chicks sharing champagne enemas. Still want a glass? :eek:

[QUOTE=Straughn]Strangely enough i've only seen three ...
the one i've seen the most is where this dude moves up for the facial shot but since they were conjugating on some hassocks, he missed the grip with his foot and sprawled over the top of her and then onto the floor. Classic.
One of the others was a girl having to stop blowing the dude since she had to fart, and it was so bad it interrupted the "stream" of things.
The other one, the guy slipped and poked her in the eye.
Ah, good times.

LOL....


And .... the champagne ref was to a streaming video this guy named Donovan that i know loaded onto his desktop, about a couple of chicks sharing champagne enemas. Still want a glass? :eek:

I did not know that. But now that I do, I'm gonna go with water instead.

I did not know that. But now that I do, I'm gonna go with water instead.
...ah, probably a good idea. *nods*
I don't suppose i mentioned the one with the bucket of octopi, where this girl retrieved one and kinda stuffed a living one in her?
The suckers on its tentacles drove her nuts.
If i recall, no ink (?).
I don't know if it was harmed but it was very likely humiliated at first ... until she climaxed ... then it changed colour and probably had a different swagger afterwards. A good story for the others around the reef, i'm guessing.

Porno bloopers would be hilarious!

Well, I hate porno now. Thanks, Straughn.

...ah, probably a good idea. *nods*
I don't suppose i mentioned the one with the bucket of octopi, where this girl retrieved one and kinda stuffed a living one in her?
The suckers on its tentacles drove her nuts.
If i recall, no ink (?).
I don't know if it was harmed but it was very likely humiliated at first ... until she climaxed ... then it changed colour and probably had a different swagger afterwards. A good story for the others around the reef, i'm guessing.


Who thinks up these kinds of porn scenes? I bet there are some way more twisted than that. *Shudders*

[QUOTE=Peechland]
...ah, probably a good idea. *nods*
I don't suppose i mentioned the one with the bucket of octopi, where this girl retrieved one and kinda stuffed a living one in her?
The suckers on its tentacles drove her nuts.
If i recall, no ink (?).
I don't know if it was harmed but it was very likely humiliated at first ... until she climaxed ... then it changed colour and probably had a different swagger afterwards. A good story for the others around the reef, i'm guessing.

You watch the most fucked up porn ever. Please never erver mke reference to it again.

[QUOTE=Straughn]

You watch the most fucked up porn ever. Please never erver mke reference to it again.

Hey- Straughn said that...not me! :eek:

Well, I hate porno now. Thanks, Straughn.
WTF? What have you got against cephalopods?
Creep.

Who thinks up these kinds of porn scenes? I bet there are some way more twisted than that. *Shudders*
I admit that it seemed kind of staged, what with the light and the weird music and all. I'm pretty sure the octopus was surprised though ... i don't know if they covered everything in the contract :D

I never even saw the credits either. My curiosity for the bizarre was relatively satisfied by the time she one-upped, and i had to go shovel some snow.

You watch the most fucked up porn ever. Please never erver mke reference to it again.
Probably good then that i didn't mention the "asparagus lover" or "carrot lover" video ... or the bound/suspended slave fellator video.
Actually i have a pretty funny anecdote about the veggie lover pix and a concert on the lawn i was at a few years back. Verdigroth's heard this one.
Oh, probably good i didn't mention the other videos that ended up on my mom-in-law's computer ... although i have on NS before.

Hey- Straughn said that...not me! :eek:
A legend is born. *nods sagely*

Even reading the novel Porno by Irving Welsh (follow-up to Trainspotting) in public made me feel uncomfortable, let alone the sex scenes. What might actual porn do to me!?!:eek:

*blushes and hides*

[QUOTE=Ifreann]

Hey- Straughn said that...not me! :eek:

The quotes thingy is messed up. Look, this'll probably say [QUOTE=Peechland] at the start and then originally posted by Ifreann after

EDIT: I was right, stupid Jolt.

The quotes thingy is messed up. Look, this'll probably say at the start and then originally posted by Ifreann after

It is pretty funny. Kind of like Three's Company.
Now's a good time to start an argument with someone you don't like. There's good potential for a lot of posts in the nature of Mad-Libs.

[QUOTE=Ifreann

The quotes thingy is messed up. Look, this'll probably say at the start and then originally posted by Ifreann after[/QUOTE]


oh it is messed up. its quoting me and you in this post. let em see if i can make it come out right. how odd.should we report it to technical?


yeah its pretty messed up...bah

It is pretty funny. Kind of like Three's Company.
Now's a good time to start an argument with someone you don't like. There's good potential for a lot of posts in the nature of Mad-Libs.


haha....thats an excellent idea. I can see screw ups like Cat Tribes saying stuff like "fo shizzle my nizzle".

Talk about bloopers......

haha....thats an excellent idea. I can see screw ups like Cat Tribes saying stuff like "fo shizzle my nizzle".

Talk about bloopers......
Hahahaha!
*FLORT*
There is great potential, indeed!

Well, I hate porno now. Thanks, Straughn.
Oh, i get it. Sorry.
Now anytime you're watching movies with a couple of people getting it on, you may begin to envision a tentacle moving around in there and helping fluff the actor(s) and maybe the climax scene will involve an ink jet or two. I see why that could be disturbing for some.
Even more disturbing would be if it insinuated itself into your imagination ... to the point that you couldn't get yourself off without involving your fantasy to somehow involve a squid.
*prairie squid*

Did i mention that this site called hotweird had a link about how many "gettasquidouttame's" were performed nationally/internationally every year? Somewhere around 30. The squids were often used as "love junctions" for couples/more-than-twosomes but when used alone, bad things could happen. One of the perks i guess was those delicate little bristles that are used to bring food up into the squid ....
I've probably said too much. Never mind, back to your original fantasy programming, i guess.


EDIT: And if you think that's weird, you don't wanna know some of the things Verdigroth is into. :eek:

and by the way, i havent helped perpetuate the race, because i have not had sex yet, but at least when i do, i will produce additional memebers of the species
Every time? :eek:

yes please (yes in my best Austin Powers voice)


I LOVE BLOOPERS. And not porn bloopers, any bloopers. I dont think I've ever seen any porn bloopers now that I think about it. That would be hysterical.

I saw two bloopers; in one a girl gets cum in her hair and starts freaking out (way more than you would expect anyone to); in another a girl starts gagging when giving head and throws up a little (not fun).

Even reading the novel Porno by Irving Welsh (follow-up to Trainspotting) in public made me feel uncomfortable, let alone the sex scenes. What might actual porn do to me!?!:eek:

*blushes and hides*
We mightn't ever know ... but some of us obviously have more active imaginations than others .... ;)
My rule is moderation in all things except moderation.

I saw two bloopers; in one a girl gets cum in her hair and starts freaking out (way more than you would expect anyone to); in another a girl starts gagging when giving head and throws up a little (not fun).

God, Straughn would love that.

I saw two bloopers; in one a girl gets cum in her hair and starts freaking out (way more than you would expect anyone to); in another a girl starts gagging when giving head and throws up a little (not fun).
Actually i've seen the second one. I think the guy held her head when she said she wasn't gonna keep the taste, and then she puked on him while everyone who was surrounding laughed. It was on a balcony somewhere, kinda dark IIRC. Probably Mardi Gras or something along those lines. Thanks for the refresher!

God, Straughn would love that.
What are you, psychic? :D
Nah, i don't believe in forced anything or slavery of any kind. Everything's gotta be peachy on both sides. Although i've seen a lot, i don't necessarily agree.
What i want to know is if there's any worthwhile hermaphrodite porn. One of the few things i've never seen (and i don't have the same fascination as that punk Jason Mewes, either - just to point out - i'm just curious if everything would really work in that fashion)

Thats because they find the ickiest looking guys they can find, with the worst haircuts ever,and silly looking mustaches to be with girls who are hot. Or at leasst hot in comparison to them. Its unfair I tell you.

And the worst thing about porn is the music. Its like some lounge lizard with a Yamaha is sitting in the corner, trying to mix it up with a combo of elevator music and some funky drum beats.
Male porn stars are noted more for their equipment than either their looks or their acting ability.

I totally agree about the music. Ick!

I'd be screwed if I didn't like porn. At the moment, my flatmates insist on watching a certain porno in the front room when we come back from a night out. If anyone knows the work of a porn star called Rocco Siffredi, you'll vaguely understand why girls we know don't like it (on the whole). :eek:
Rocco seemed to be majorly into domination and anal. Domination is ok when your partner likes it, but the other isn't my bag. :p

Rocco seemed to be majorly into domination and anal. Domination is ok when your partner likes it, but the other isn't my bag. :p
... i heard Freud said something to the contrary about you ... :D


BTW: For the record, i'm only grasshopper.
Eutrusca is master on topic. *...aoum...*

Male porn stars are noted more for their equipment than either their looks or their acting ability.
Or, in Ron "Hedgehog" Jeremy's case, there is a bit of uncommon ability - like not causing one's own discs to displace permanently.
Gulp. :eek:

Ever heard of Aural(sp?)? which is through the ear, BTW.

Ever heard of Aural(sp?)? which is through the ear, BTW.
Yeah, Pearl Jam made an album entitled, "Binaural", which, if i infer correctly, implied the use of both ears.

I don't personally care for it but if a person over the legal age, in whatever country they occupy, wants to view it then more power to them.

To each his own, or her own.

Or, in Ron "Hedgehog" Jeremy's case, there is a bit of uncommon ability - like not causing one's own discs to displace permanently.
Gulp. :eek:


an earlier post of mine...or part of it:
Originally Posted by Peechland
Thats because they find the ickiest looking guys they can find, with the worst haircuts ever,and silly looking mustaches to be with girls who are hot. Or at least hot in comparison to them. Its unfair I tell you.


Ron Jeremy......I rest my case.

an earlier post of mine...or part of it:



Ron Jeremy......I rest my case.
Did you see the episode of Mind of Mencia with him and Mencia in the men's room? I was :eek: right up to the punchline. I still didn't feel right after that. Something about the glimmer in that guy's eye ... or something in his eye, at least. Ick.

Did you see the episode of Mind of Mencia with him and Mencia in the men's room? I was :eek: right up to the punchline. I still didn't feel right after that. Something about the glimmer in that guy's eye ... or something in his eye, at least. Ick.


lol, no I didnt see that unfortunately. I like Ron Jeremy, I just dont want to see him naked.

I saw him in that reality show where they had a bunch of B list celebrties living together in a house and that was sadly amusing. Then he was on one of those court tv shows last week..........."Moral Court". As if.

Porn is good for the mind... and other things besides.

lol, no I didnt see that unfortunately. I like Ron Jeremy, I just dont want to see him naked.

I saw him in that reality show where they had a bunch of B list celebrties living together in a house and that was sadly amusing. Then he was on one of those court tv shows last week..........."Moral Court". As if.
I think due respect was given him in that PS2 game, Celebrity Deathmatch.
Check it out. :D

Porn comes in handy sometimes:p...ok, most times:(

Porn comes in handy sometimes:p...ok, most times:(
Especially for breaking the ice at a party or a new Sunday school get together. *nods*

Try this one:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10425509&postcount=118
I'm pretty sure people will remember you. It's good to have contacts, after all!

Yeah porn is good, but I only watch it for the music;) And I wouldn't mind being a porn star some day! A man can dream. lol

I only watch porn for the deep philosophical arguements and the understanding it gives of average human interaction. Such movies as Whore Hunters, Taboo, Little Girls in Blue and Deep Throat set forth very interesting points that I find philosophically tantalizing. I realize that most people just enjoy a good time with themselves and there is nothing wrong with that. But I could never watch a movie like John Wayne Bobbit Uncut without renumerating on the deep philosophical points like; what does a cut man look like; can it still function. I am not even including all the deep meaning that comes from Hentai. The possibilities for intellectual growth are amazing. Plus once in a while I like to rub one out.

I only watch porn for the deep philosophical arguements and the understanding it gives of average human interaction. Such movies as Whore Hunters, Taboo, Little Girls in Blue and Deep Throat set forth very interesting points that I find philosophically tantalizing. I realize that most people just enjoy a good time with themselves and there is nothing wrong with that. But I could never watch a movie like John Wayne Bobbit Uncut without renumerating on the deep philosophical points like; what does a cut man look like; can it still function. I am not even including all the deep meaning that comes from Hentai. The possibilities for intellectual growth are amazing. Plus once in a while I like to rub one out.
"while" = "while your attention is distracted from me"

Sure, porn is good sometimes. Why not.